Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Lowest review score: 10 C.O.R.E.
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Has lots of appeal and it'll surely become very popular as soon as the press gets to it - but it isn't polished enough to hold long-lasting interest.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    While I’ve never put a whole heap of focus on graphics, KumaWar actually manages to distract with its graphics. They aren’t pretty and appear more than few years old – think about the original Counter-Strike – and at times I mistook building features for enemy snipers.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    Even with its Halloween theme, Spirits and Spells is more of a cruel trick than a tasty treat.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If there is one place where Stolen has the edge over Splinter Cell it's probably the minor gameplay mechanics like lock picking and computer hacking.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    All the splashy, light-blooming graphics in the world and a “sexy” anime-lite protagonist can’t save X-Blades.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There is only one word to describe MR’s graphics and the word is ugly! The game looks like an old Nintendo 64 game. The character models are ugly and the cut scenes are horrendous.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I can understand a game being derivative, but only so long as it adds something good to the mix. Empire Earth III fails to meet up to the standards of the games that came before it. It has failed to learn from its own history.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Nintendo has given its gamers a game to keep them healthy with Wii Fit. Unintentionally, And Then There Were None has given them the perfect sleep-inducing game to follow a rigorous Wii Fit session.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I know this is a bargain title, but I can’t come close to recommending Bold Moves to anyone other than the die hard Ford car fan.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It works in small doses in providing some carnage and distraction from reality.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Two Worlds is a game that will surely appeal to RPG fans, but even fans of the genre will be irritated by the countless problems with the game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Greatest of the game's faults is the failure to capture the personality of such an exciting era of wrestling.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Like most RPG’s, you’re going to get a lot of hours of gameplay out of this one. You can expect to take your party of six out for forty or fifty hours before you’re done. The problem is there are a lot better options out there and so this one just ends up being average.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    Any way you slice it, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory is a poor game and you’d have to be Sam Fisher’s number one fan to grab this rendition of the franchise.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    It'd be probably work well for a rental, but much like a Sci-Fi Channel Original, Legendary isn't something you'd want to admit to having played.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Dragon's Lair HD is purely for old school arcade players that want to relive the glory days, it's a perfect rendering of the action and gameplay of the arcade game, but it could have been so much more.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    The actual gameplay and overall feel of moving your character is somewhat reminiscent of the feel of the Unreal series but nowhere near the same level of fluidity.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In attempting to capture the essence of Tarantino's first masterwork, the developers mutilate it. By not bringing the rest of the original cast into the game, they leave all the heavy lifting to Michael Madsen, with predictable results.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's really hard to encourage people to go out and buy this game, even the for the hardcore X-Men fans. Although some fanboys will just be happy with seeing some of their favourites in the game, I feel most will be disappointed in not being able to play as their favourites and by the very repetitive action.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Instead of concentrating on a single-player and at least making it competent, the team had to split resources and make a haphazard multiplayer feature as well.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The physics in the snowboarding event makes me wonder if the designers have even seen a snowboard up close and the Freestyle Skiing is more of a practice in pushing the correct direction and button than actually jumping.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Texas Hold 'Em Poker is much more sparse with no licensing and very little to distinguish it from a PC shareware title.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Okay combat, some neat spell effects, okay levels, a protection mechanic that works, upgradeable powers, spells and special items, and protracted cutscenes that revel in being overly dramatic (that's a positive in my book), make Knight's Contract utterly unremarkable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For fans of the book and movie, Eragon might be one of those games that you pick up mainly because you've already got the book and have pre-ordered the movie on DVD, but don't expect much from this game once you actually fire it up.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Granted, at the $40 price tag you'd probably be better off investing more money and grabbing DDR, Rock Band, or Guitar Hero for an experience that is going to last longer, and is ultimately more satisfying.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The bottom line is that if you are a Dragon Ball Z fan, this is probably going to be a good value for you to play through all the characters, watch the movie, and try to get the additional QR codes for added fun. If you're looking for a good fighting game on Kinect, this one might leaving you feeling a little defeated.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    With well designed levels, and a multi-purpose eye-piece for the game’s main character, there could have been a lot of fun to be had in this game, but unfortunately RTX is riddled with countless tedious fetch quests and a sketchy enemy lock-on system that seriously drags down the enjoyment of the game.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Suffers from poor controls, insufferable repetition, and a decided lack of fun.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Fuzion Frenzy 2 was never asked for and if there’s ever plans for a third edition the game will need a complete gutting before it can be stitched into something that people will want to play.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    In resurrecting Duke in this way, dropping him from 1996 into 2011, with uninteresting levels tethered together in a loose way, middling gunplay, and offensiveness trying to hide behind parody and satire, even the thickest rose-colored glasses of nostalgia won't hide the fact the game's not good or even fun to play.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The developers might have had their hearts in the right place, but the DS platform is just not the right way to go for what they might have been trying to accomplish. Spitfire Heroes buys the farm on this sortie.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There isn't anything inherently wrong with Dollar Dash. It's just a multiplayer only game that doesn't do a lot different and as a result feels overpriced for what we get.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Had it featured the original songs by the original artists and had a more workable interface, it could have been lots of fun.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Alien vs. Predator: Requiem is not a bad game, it’s just not the best game in the AvP universe.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Overall, this game does what it says it will on the outside of the box but with limited gameplay modes and a scant song selection, you might want to look at renting it first before you make a full purchase.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Full on style but short on substance. Although it’s firing on all cylinders in terms of presentation, the repetitiveness is disheartening and becomes too boring to make Murakumo even a recommended rental.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    There must have been something critical lost in translation when Lux-Pain was brought over from Japan because I was a few hours into the adventure and I still had very little understanding of what the hell was actually going on.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Although Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon isn't a horrible game, it isn't a good one. And with the license of a movie that was such a huge success, an okay game just isn’t acceptable.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There is nothing – absolutely nothing – in The Guy Game that is a positive feature, outside of the breasts. I am almost entirely sure some fundamentalist church, sponsored this game in an attempt to lure young horny teenage guys with lustful sirens and instead being rewarded with pain, terribly unfunny pain.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you have a hankering for some twin stick fun on the PC go play Geometry Wars or Waves. They're far much better than this game.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Feels like a half-hearted effort in a saturated genre that won’t be keeping the folks at Blizzard up at night.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    If you want to ball street-style, both NBA Street and NBA Ballers offers a much better urban hoops experience, with NBA players from the present and past.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    How can anyone justify dropping $50 on a ninja game with a broken camera, un uber weapon that makes most of the game a cakewalk, some twitchy control and only a so-so presentation? I certainly can't.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The painful hand cramps, the repetitive motion of sliding the stylus, and the extremely uneven challenge of the opponents, make Pokémon Dash a title that can be safely missed.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    The online play is startling for one reason: nobody plays this game online.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    After playing (and completing) Kakuto Chojin’s single-player story mode in about 10 minutes or so you will you find yourself incredulously asking no one in particular, “This is all there is?”
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's priced as a budget title, but unless you're a big fan of pirates, there's not a lot here for the average gamer.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Star Trek The Video Game just isn't very good.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Rock of the Dead does little to rejuvenate the struggling music game genre. Rock of the Dead is an interesting idea, but unfortunately the execution falls flat. If you want a new interesting take on the genre and want to learn a real instrument, you're money is better spent on Rock Band 3.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This might be a horrible back-handed comment on The Cartel, but playing it sparked me to go back and play some Bound in Blood, which has a far better single-player experience and I'd rather ride a horse in first-person than drive an SUV in first-person.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    But however pleasant that perspective may be, the unnecessarily complicated controls, the crappy fighting system and the inability to change perspective before jumping from place to place grinds to a halt whatever potential this game had for a bounce off of an atomic box-office bomb.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    What really kills the game for me is the load of historical inaccuracies and anachronisms. I know, games are supposed to be fun, games are not supposed to be exactly like reality.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    It is a little too derivative of the better games in the genre, a little too short and a little too easy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    C.O.R.E. is the kind of low budget crud that would be sold in drugstores, hastily bought by an uncaring relative to pass on as a birthday gift to a poor, unsuspecting gamer. At least that plastic Transformers knockoff can serve as a chew toy for pets or a test dummy for firecrackers.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    It's not much of a fighting game, its controls are inexact, the camera has its own quirks, and it's only enjoyable during short sittings, but Zatch Bell! Mamodo Fury is a very stylish Japanese game that should please fans of the anime.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There are one or two thrills to be had by fans of the old GI Joe cartoon, but that’s about all that can be said for Rise of Cobra, which is unfortunate because as campy as GI Joe is there’s a lot of potential for a good game.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Diluted, saucy graphics, aggravating camera angles, a crappy combat system and questionable controls make LoAD not a whole lot more than its acronym suggests.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    From top to bottom BTL screams “1997” or at least, “1998.”
    • 42 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    At its low price, this game should earn some consideration from any gamer looking for a cheap and simple game for a young child. Even so, however, I would highly advise you take a look at Mario Party or WarioWare: Smooth Moves instead.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    At a time where Star Trek is at its lowest popularity, an abysmal game like this will not win over any new fans and is a horrid example of the Star Trek franchise.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Wacky Races offers some fun for a half dozen races and a nostalgic trip back to a Hanna Barbara series that some may remember. Beyond that, the game offers little depth or replayability and is probably best looked at as a rental.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The game itself doesn't possess enough personality (or challenge) on its own to stand out as unique in the admittedly small field of AO games.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    My instinct is that, despite BE5’s flaws, it might have potential for modding or for higher quality sequels.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    All in all, Legends of Aethereus was a frustrating game to play; it failed to really innovate anything besides a crafting system – which is like buying a car because the cup holders are really big…. Kind of missing the point.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    To work though the course of the game takes a few hours at most on the middle difficulty. That is, if you have even moderate gaming experience. For kids - in other words, not Teens - it takes a little more time and they're much more forgiving of the game's repetitiveness.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Such is the nature of a bad game though; if it's bad, it would have always been and always will be bad.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    A poorly constructed fighting game that doesn't have the same fun and addicting aura that "Street Fighter" and "King of Fighters" has.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Gameplay is where UBS really screws up.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Don’t quote me on this, but putting this game in your system may actually make all of your other games less fun. There is simply not an ounce of joy in this product, and I can’t recommend it to anyone, at all, ever.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you love the movie, you might want to try this out just to see what it’s all about. If you are hankering for a decent adventure game with a book twist, go grab Hotel Dusk: Room 215. It’s a much better “read”.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Even with the slightest of appeal for its online play, overall tepid gameplay and graphics combine to once again prove the all-too-often bad movie-based videogame cliché and sink Pacific Rim to the ocean's depths.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I found the presentation technically impeccable, but was not able to sufficiently overcome the difficulty in issuing orders and controlling the camera to derive a lot of enjoyment from the game.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This summer has seen its fair share of stinkers but Vampire Rain might just be the champ.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    The controls are done well but the lack of speed really kills.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Collectors of classic games could probably feel no remorse picking it up, but all others can safely give it a miss.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    As a game, it's a little bit hard to recommend this, especially considering that it's basically just an assemblage of Flash-style games, the kind you could play for free on a movie promo site.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    There are some other amusing so-good-it's-bad features, like the selection of awful porno music or the quasi-sulty voiceovers in the tutorial.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Hour of Victory could have been an average game, even a good game if some time had been taken to make sure everything works.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Sniper: Art of Victory is a budget title and as such can be excused for some superficial failings. Unfortunately, some of its failings are more than superficial take much of the fun out of the game.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Power Gig: Rise of the SixString was a good stab at adding something unique to the music genre, alongside its great set list. It's unfortunate that the overall experience is left wanting and that the guitar -- the thing you dropped all that money on -- really does prevent enjoyment seeping into your gaming sessions.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It’ll bore you to tears in about 20 minutes.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For playability, this game is ridiculously short.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It has a great idea in terms of graphical presentation and plotline, but it throws it all away through poor gameplay design.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    A tragedy no matter how you look at it.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Games like Valhalla Knights: The Eldar Saga ruin all video games for me. Dozens of people wasted their time making it. Thousands of dollars were wasted to make sure that you could see it in a store and not buy it. It wasted hours of my life. And now it has forced me to waste 600 words on the internet to describe what I said in my first two sentences. Which I will reiterate now: This game is terrible. Don't buy it.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Other than intentionally funny games like "Day of the Tentacle" and "Monkey Island," I don’t think I’ve ever laughed more at a game than I did at Fugitive Hunter.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    You Are Empty is four years too late.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    As unplayable a mess of a game as I’ve ever seen come out of a reputable publisher.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    As with any game of this strife, the two-player mode elevates the experience. Arguing over who should get the machine gun, flame thrower, freeze gun, or extra health makes Target: Terror feel okay -- not mind-blowing, merely tolerable.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 24 Critic Score
    The biggest flaws that cripple BL: QOTD worse than a dragon punch to the face is the unmanageable control scheme of Bruce Lee during battles due in large part to the horrifically designed fixed camera mechanism.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    If you remember the originals (fondly of course), you will definitely want to pick this up. If this is your first time packing a six-shooter in the Wild West, you might want to consider a rental first.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Can I describe Fear Factor: Unleashed in one simple word? Sure I can: crap.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Godzilla Unleashed: Double Smash feels like something is missing. The game had the potential of being an excellent fighting title but in the end, this monster is feeling rather hollow.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The shame is that the lousy and simplistic gameplay takes away from the fact that this is actually a nice-looking Xbox title.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The Incredible Maze doesn’t quite live up to its name but it does offer some fun in short bursts.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There is a split-second delay from your button press to Druuna actually performing an action. So the most mundane action -- such as crouching to avoid a big piece of machinery that will take Druuna's head off -- turns out to be near impossible.
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    • 85 Critic Score
    After installing SE4G my addiction has gotten worse.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 89 Critic Score
    I've experienced "null-time" before - entering that state of pure concentration when everything falls out of your peripheral vision and time no longer exists - but MS consistently put me into that null-time zone.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Credit has to be given to City Interactive for venturing into an era that is most commonly avoided and creating a game that will please historians; though not grab the attention of many gamers.
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    • 85 Critic Score
    This compilation pack may not be a recommended title for beginners because it is so complex.

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