Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Lowest review score: 10 C.O.R.E.
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The action is very good, even if you can almost ignore finesse and button mash through a lot of the game, but there's not enough for me to keep coming back.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    Stupid Invaders requires amoral behavior to complete – you’ll kill more than a few people, including Santa – some of which is fun to watch.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The replayability is very poor as it is already boring the first time you go through it. Levels are very predictable and the action is weak... It's simply just not worth your time.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Even with it’s limited numbers of racing modes and small number of courses and cars, RC Cars remains a pick-up and play title for younger gamers or those that like a little fantasy with their racing.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    Even with it's incomplete manual and it's many frustrations, I still liked Pirates of the Caribbean. There's much to do, places to see, buccaneers to slaughter, and mutineers to squash – all wrapped up in a colorful package.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    This game might not be a hardcore hockey fan's portable dream game, but the less pickey gamers might want to give this game a shot.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    A standard, by-the-numbers platformer adventure. There are some neat moments of exploration and odes to sci-fi classics, but the incongruent control scheme – that only gets it half right to boot – relegates Meet the Robinsons to a passing rental at best for your kids because it’s mostly harmless.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A great fast-paced action (but repetitive) game that pays homage to a number of arcade games and will probably show up on the console side of the industry.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Fans of Dragon Ball Z probably won’t care too much about some of the simpler fighting mechanics and the tedious method of unlocking all the capsules, but newcomers to the Dragon Ball Z universe will likely be left scratching their heads as to why the series is so popular.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The simplicity of it all combined with just a touch of humor helps make Mister Mosquito a title well worth taking for a spin or three.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    I would definitely not pay full pop for this game, but if you can get it on sale and if you are in the mood to beat the crap out of things and are a fan of Gundam, then this game might be worth your time.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Most puzzles games should be easy to pick up and play, yet hard to master. But Puzzle Guzzle forces you to think diagonally, which can be a bit mind bending.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game by itself, is sort of bland and unexciting because of the lack of variety.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    This late in the PS2 life cycle, there really isn't any excuse for a port that is so shoddy, especially when it is coming a year and a half later than the original release.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Frequent adventure gamers who've acquired the sixth sense needed to navigate quickly through item hunts may enjoy Journey to the Center of the Earth for its engaging story and often-beautiful environments.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Smarty Pants is a perfect Wii title for a family fun night that will tease the brain and tickle the funny bones.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Condition Zero still carries the Counter Strike magic. However, given its age, how much it costs and the quality of the current competition, CZ cannot honestly and should not be at the top of any FPS gamer’s list.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Kill Team's campaign is quite short and can be frustrating at times. Once your done the campaign, there are collectables to be found in each of the game's levels, but those alone aren't reason enough to play through the game again. Even though Kill Team is only $10.00, the game suffers from too many problems and your money is best spent elsewhere.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In trying to do something new with the Don’s View, it seems like the resources of the development team were stretched too thin, resulting in a completely forgettable experience.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In a move that will surely infuriate some, Capcom included a dancing/rhythm element to boss battles.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    When I was able to get connected, I would often stay connected for three or four matches before something would slip and I'd have to restart the matchmaking process.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Older players will walk through Laval's Journey in about six hours (and only about 22% complete, overall) but younger players will definitely spend more time exploring and uncovering all the secrets.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Baja: Edge of Control is a decent off-road racer with a healthy amount of vehicles, tracks, and options to keep racer fans happy, but ultimately it offers nothing that hasn’t been seen or perfected in other racing games, past or present.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, it’s short but its fun. It’s also a decent price and it looks like it may be one of the last original platforming games we’re going to see on the PS2. Go on, be ‘Brave’.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Rango doesn't innovative in any particular way, but it proves to be a solid game all around.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All the games suffer a similar problem when it comes to the basics of control. No steering wheel.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    The characters are visually and aurally generic (including the crowd), and overall the audio is bad. On the flip side, it’s pretty easy to pick up and play against a buddy with wrestlers built from the ground up.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    Much like a NHL expansion team that does unexpectedly well in its initial campaign but doesn’t have any realistic chance of competing for even a number-eight seed playoff spot, NHL Rivals 2004 is a good start for Microsoft’s hockey franchise, but needs many more superstar elements to challenge its competition in the hockey game arena.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There isn’t anything overly new or innovative in Revenge of Piccolo. It’s just a very straightforward brawler that will appeal to younger fans of the Dragonball franchise.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Redneck Racing (RR) is to Redneck Rampage, what "X-COM Enforcer" is to "X-COM." The flavor of RR is definitely taken from Rampage, but you won’t be battling aliens.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Gamers looking for a transcendent gaming experience most likely are not going to find it here. But for fans of anime, samurai movies, Samuel L. Jackson, and animated samurai movies starring Samuel L. Jackson, Afro Samurai is a literally bloody good game.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    TTT is only going to meet the needs of the hardcore fans who need something to keep them busy until TTT2 is released this Fall.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Blood Stone is a solid Bond title and an improvement over Quantum of Solace, but at the same time, it lacks any real substance. The short campaign and lackluster multiplayer make this title more worthy of a possible rental than a purchase.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    By and large, SotD just doesn’t bring enough to the table. The new missions are fun, but the fact that this expansion has been divided from it’s evil counterpart and the overall sense of the game actually being Disciples II Gold Edition 0.5 makes the game feel like a jip when you can get so much more out of the original Disciples II for a fraction of the cost.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Serious Sam fans might be intrigued by this game, but other first person shooter fans should check out games likes "Time Splitters 2" or "Red Faction." SSNE is just another first person shooter that can’t be taken all that seriously.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Misses the mark slightly by adding a couple of things that don't work quite as well they could have.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Simply lacks any lasting appeal. While it may be tempting to say that long-time fans of the series may get a kick out of the game, if they’re purists they’ll likely have a problem with the gameplay tweaks added for this installment.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Gladiator was on its way to becoming the sleeper hit of 2003… then the gameplay threw it into the bargain bin.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Civilians steer clear: this is definitely one for the flyboys.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    One place the game doesn’t come up short is in the graphics department.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    A disappointment. The game lacks polish thanks to enemies that never stay dead and a lock-on method that is only so-so.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    It’s like playing an extreme hand of poker, complete with kicks to the face and pile drivers. It’s almost turn-based. Matches typically turn into exchanges of combos. If you don’t grasp this fact, you’ll be trounced by the AI.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    A complete joy to play and worthy of the attention of even the most hardcore gamer.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While it is a tad disappointing that the game doesn’t have its conductor’s staff, the overall selection of music encountered and execution makes for a refreshing departure from the status quo in the genre.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    For some inexplicable reason, while playing Gungrave I couldn’t help but think about old “shooter” games like "Zaxxon" and "Galaga" despite the fact that Gungrave isn’t set in space and there were no aliens to be seen anywhere.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    New players to the genre might be put off by the learning curve and difficulty level, but if they stick with it (and practice) they will start to have fun. Serious players will like the chance to sink their teeth into a good turn-based game.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    The part of the game that annoyed me the most - long range combat.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Ravaged has a demo available that features the "Liberty" map (Thrust mode) and "Canyon" (Capture the Resource mode). Highlighting the "Liberty" map was a good choice because it's probably the most interesting multiplayer shooter arena this year. There's no harm in giving it a whirl for yourself, but I'll be monitoring the update progress before I pump more hours into Ravaged for a zero sum gain when it comes to upgrades and leveling-up.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    More of a simulation than arcade, which may seem good at first, but it's not.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Saccharine, ultra kid-friendly situations and plot lines.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    The game is average-looking but the sound is nicely blended into the action, which is what the music should be – an addition to the game not a detraction.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If the Action / Real-Time Strategy hybrid seems like an interesting one you might like to try "Sacrifice" (which is about six years old), because while Rise & Fall: Civilizations at War tries hard to bring something new to the crowded RTS genre with it's Hero mode and naval battles, there are just too many downsides to the game to make it worth playing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    An overall average enjoyable experience ' a little more enjoyable if you enjoyed the film and are in the pre-teen demographic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    There’s a minimal amount of modes, the fighting is too similar to just about every other fighting game on the market, and it doesn’t even look all that nice.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It's good to see Level 5 doing big RPGs again, and White Knight Chronicles is a solid first effort in what could be a new series.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    All in all, Painkiller is a blast to play in short doses but quickly devolves into a ho-hum slaughter-fest. Worth trying out if you're in the mood for some Duke Nukem 3D combat without the 15 year old graphics.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    In a way, Attack on Pearl Harbor succeeds in doing what the much more lauded Battlestations Midway failed to do last year, provide an arcadish Pacific air war that’s both fun (which Battlestations is) and replayable (which Battlestations is . . . not so much). Attack at Pearl Harbor’s AI is reasonably good, if a tad predictable.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    For its genre, Project Sylpheed: Arc of Deception is a decent game. You just have to wonder if this style of game went the way of the TRS-80 and Sega CD – dead but fondly remembered.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It’s for kids, so it’s not difficult to unlock most of the stuff in a few hours of play, but this isn’t one of those games that’s aimed at me, at the older, core gamer.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Fans will be asking where the hell the Franchise mode went.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Obsessive fans of the show can at least play through for the storyline without tearing out too much hair. And with the extremely simplified gameplay, it seems to be made squarely for fans who don't play much video games. Everyone else can simply leave this on the shelf, with the quiet satisfaction that they haven't paid yet another game company for making yet another crappy game.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s goofy fun and for $10, it’s what every arcade sports fan has been waiting for.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I’m a fan of the Red Alert series, warts and all. It’s just too much fun for me, whether playing with people through the co-op campaign of Red Alert 3 or the single-player aspects of Uprising, it’s all goofy fun. And that’s mainly what I want from my games: fun.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, I did enjoy playing One Piece: Pirate Warriors there's a lot of love in this title, but some awful too. If you can overlook the warts, you've got a good game.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    Does an adequate job of giving PC gamers the opportunity of hijinx on the high seas.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2: The Phantom Fortress is a really good game. If this is your first time with the series, I would definitely recommend picking it up. If you own the first one you might be slightly disappointed with the improvements but there’s enough here to keep anyone busy for quite a while.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    In short, the game delivers what I would have expected. It’s an average title at best, appealing to the biggest ABBA fans.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    As it stands, it's only barely playable, and it's only fun if you have the patience for fumbling controls.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Poor graphics, limited car selection, and arbitrary track design mar the experience greatly, which is quite frustrating when there are some very nice qualities present in the game as well.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    Superior to "Devil May Cry 2" and should be able to tide Devil May Cry fans over till the next sequel in the franchise.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    I had a certain expectations going into C&C 4 and they was utterly destroyed, even knowing about some of the changes beforehand.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I give them props for trying to re-work the popular Most Wanted angle of this series, I just wish it was a bit more evolved instead of running out of gas too early.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    The Baconing isn't completely devoid of enjoyment; occasionally you may stumble upon a fun weapon or two, such as poison arrows or a flamethrower, and the experience system allows you to choose what kind of bonuses to receive with each Level Up (such as faster speed, more health, etc). But without the laughs to back up the mediocre gameplay, not to mention the ludicrous difficulty, it might be time to bring out the oversized shepherd's hook and pull Deathspank off the stage.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    EA really took advantage of the touch screen.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Although its single-player mode is way too short and the trick controls are completely mediocre, Carve is a perfect arcade-style online racer easy to learn but hard to put down.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    APE is quite tactical, the control is good and it should keep fans interested, even with the fog-of-war, funnel levels, and pathfinding problems - a good RTS entry.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    Wrath Unleashed does have nice visuals as far as character models go but landscapes during battles could’ve been a bit better.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I am sure if I was much younger or a weak gamer, I would take more enjoyment in the game, but I was left with a challenge-less adventure.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Possibly the single most important factor for a kid's game is control. The game will likely be inaccessible to kids under five unless you spend a lot of time coaching them.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    I would highly suggest fans of the series to buy it even though the battle system is a little weak.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    This is unfortunate because this series has the potential to reach a much higher standard of gaming but as it stands now, it’s nothing more than average.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    And XND succeeds to large extent, offering a control scheme that makes the fighting easy for beginners to get into the game, while offering enough finesse moves and fast action for fighting veterans.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Spectrobes takes too long to get going – the digging is a novelty that wears off way too soon – and the lack of puzzles and/or interesting side plots and quests kneecap the experience.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    NBA 08 feels like an almost finished game.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    You can pick up the controller and start a game, without ever being completely lost.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    The visuals are excellent, with the interactive backgrounds looking great and reacting perfectly.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While the game does have a solid number of modes, the gameplay seems to be too repetitive and lacks strategy that other games have.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    The arcade action is a nice diversion (and fun) for half hour stretches but any long-term involvement is not likely – it’s just not deep enough. And the speed issues…
    • 63 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    While it's a quick ride, action fans will get a decent time out of Van Helsing.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The main components of the Spider-Man 3 – the fighting, the webslinging in a wide-open environment, lots of villains – are spot on but most everything else just feels somewhat incomplete or at least unpolished, particularly the story.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A huge disappointment. The general concept is decent, but the game never evolves past that. The controls are frustrating, and the aesthetic / story of the game is such a yawn fest that only those with tremendous patience will be able to persevere for more than ten minutes at a time.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    AoC doesn’t exactly bring any shame or disgrace to Empire Earth (EE), but it doesn’t do anything to make itself a must have for EE fans. That being said, most EE fans will like what AoC has to offer.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Although there are all kinds of these games out on the DS, this one is definitely worth your time.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    First and foremost, this is the easiest game I’ve played for Xbox. Gaining and maintaining the lead is so easy that the only race I completely blew was due to a sneezing fit.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Jumps are a bit hard to do and some of the more advanced stunts are really a challenge.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    With the combination of some of the absent design aspects, the forcing of micromanagement, and the sub par graphics, I can only marginally recommend this game.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    A good game that could have been much better. As it is, the game brings a lot of great ideas to the table, but its lack of cohesion will distract fans of turn-based strategy, while action gamers are likely to be frustrated by the game's slow pace.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Fantastic 4 doesn’t pretend to be anything more than a straightforward beat ‘em up, action game.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Full of surprises and crazy conspiracies Bigfoot breeding? Lunacy weapon? Fake moon landings? Aliens among us? Puzzle Agent 2 contains a decent story along with a unique art presentation and plenty of mind-taxing puzzles to twist the second tale of Tethers into a title sure to entertain and challenge casual puzzle gaming aficionados.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days doesn't evolve the third-person shooter genre in any way.

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