Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Lowest review score: 10 Fear Factor: Unleashed
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 71 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    EA redeems itself and the James Bond video-game line nicely with 007: Agent Under Fire, a good FPS game, notably in the extraordinary multi-player mode, that finally makes up for the mediocre-at-best duo of "007 Racing" and "TWINE."
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    A solid basketball title that has the general mechanics down pat, but everything else still needs work.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    Good, clean clobberin’ fun. It’s got its problems, mostly with the Banner sections, but it’s fun. And sometimes that's all I want.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The overwhelming amount of on-screen activity reduces greatly the overall resolution of the game to a saucy mess at times and the many independent characters running around all seem to have the collective I.Q of a Pringle.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's geared toward younger gamers specifically because the level of difficulty and simplicity alleviates boredom.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Although I really liked Breakdown for its story and first-person implementation and grew to love the combat, some will think it’s a “niche” title with too many idiosyncrasies for a wider audience.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    You really, really have to like old-school dungeon crawler RPGs to derive any enjoyment out of playing Arx Fatalis. Ugly graphics, poor controls due to unwisely incorporated first-person perspective gameplay, and long stretches of boring dungeon exploration create a mediocre game that is at least five years too late to merit consideration.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While Guitar Hero: On Tour is a very solid port of the franchise to the DS and the technology to get it working is brilliant - why don't more developers make use of the GBA cartridge port for DS games?
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Every once in a while a game comes along that takes every opportunity to slap the player in the face. In a nutshell, that's Naruto Powerful Shippuden, a game that constantly hits below the belt with utterly arbitrary challenges that encourage hair-pulling frustration and grinding levels to earn experience points (XP) to upgrade skills and unlock more skills.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Last year the clear winner was NHL 2K7 when it came to online play. This year the playing field is definitely more even – it didn’t matter what game I put in I always had fun while playing over Live. However, having some friends over to play, the choice was always NHL 08.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A fun, splashy, albeit short and easy game with some great small touches and a hint of sidescrolling nostalgia.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The game suffers from slowdown that drags the game to a slowdown, clipping, and worst of all it has a tendency to freeze up, requiring the PS2 to be reset.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    A solid game, which features exciting gameplay along with an engaging storyline. While it’s a little on the short side, Rogue Trooper is definitely worth checking out.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    It's got a great story and a well-defined protagonist, the graphics and sound provide a suitable sense of place, but the problem with the "lock" during combat and the funnel quality will more than likely turn some people off.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Ace Combat: Assault Horizon Legacy won't leave much of a legacy behind but it is a decent game and if you've enjoyed any others in the rich history of this franchise, you should definitely set your sights on it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    One of the more interesting and fresh games to come out this year. It's certainly worth your attention since it's so unique and different from a lot of other games currently out.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    With very good controls transitioned from a PC title onto consoles, Dungeon Siege III has gratifying old-school dungeon crawling combined with RPG elements for ton of hack & slash adventuring fun, especially for gamers that indulge in co-op gameplay.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    For the money, Super Collapse 3 is a good purchase, with many potential hours of time wasting during your commute.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    A game whose flaws are more obvious than its strong points but still manages to be exceptionally entertaining.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    An unpolished, but solid, port of a good console game.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    After loving the campaign in Black Ops 2, the single player in Ghosts feels like a step back for the series. The campaign felt tiresome, familiar, predictable and linear. The multiplayer on the other hand, saves the day as the tweaks to the gameplay and the new games modes make this the best multiplayer COD experience to date.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Its gameplay isn’t any more innovative than the average action title, and the camera is as ridiculously dysfunctional as the Simpsons family, but the stellar story more than atones for it, as The Simpsons Game is the best Simpsons game to date, bringing Springfield and its denizens to life as never before.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For folks looking for a quick and casual experience, this game fits the bill, but for early adopters hoping for a meatier experience to go with their big system purchase, they may be disappointed.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    If you don’t fiddle with the default graphic settings you’ll be working a lot to find the right items, navigate the game world, and discover clues. Searching a blood-soaked hotel room is tough enough without having to stumble through the dark.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    Weak CPU AI through most of the game is what really holds Test Drive back from being a Ferrari amongst Xbox racing games.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    Instead of being the Mario challenger it could have been, the overall control, camera issues and the above-mentioned weak points of the game bring it down to good-but-not-good-enough status.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Both a triumph for Eyetoy gaming and a great tease for the future. Just getting past using the EyeToy to put the player on-screen is a marvelous innovation.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While The Munchables may not be the most memorable meal on the block, it’s still a sufficient dish that can be enjoyed by kids as well as older gamers with stricter tastes.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    While Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 isn't without its flaws -- I would have appreciated more courses and it does take a long time to "master" -- it is probably the best of EA's launch sports titles for the 360.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    As much as I'll remember the awesome setting, the very satisfying conclusion, some really great outdoor set pieces, and just feeling like a bad ass Sith apprentice, I'll also remember the Star Destroyer Slap to the Face.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I found issues with the unit balance and the visual style of the units and buildings wasn't for me. The story line is campy and doesn't succeed at being engaging or funny in this style.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Decent visuals, responsive controls, and it’s whole pick up and play quality are the high points of this game making it a worthy candidate for witling away a few hours on a lengthy road trip.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Eragon does a good job of trying to emulate a classic style of game, and at times, it almost succeeds. But even at its best, it's no more than a clone, which is coincidentally, the same issue with the Eragon novel.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals is not a bad game – it’s just an average game.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Without the creative destruction elements that Volition's Geo Mod 2.5 engine allows, Red Faction: Armageddon would be an average shooter, but because it revels in twisting and snapping almost every object throughout and integrating it into the overall strategy of the game, Armageddon is not to be missed.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    While somewhat mysteriously a new developer was employed for the if-it-ain't-broke-don't fix-it Crackdown 2, thankfully all of the volatile fun that made the original game such fun for the orb-collecting Xbox 360 denizens makes the return trip to Pacific City.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A few fresh ideas, but unfortunately they’re buried under a lot of old, archaic pieces of gameplay that really should have been fazed out a long time ago all crammed into a slow plodding package.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    While there is room for improvement, the great feature about The Sims Online is the ability to update and add content at the game sign-on menu. (Maxis’ intends to add new material to The Sims Online for at least 2 or 3 years.)
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Jungle Storm isn’t a terrible game by all means, but it’s more suited for hardcore fans of the series that are likely to tolerant its shortcomings.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The single most impressive feature of Quantum Redshift is its absolutely gorgeous graphics. This is one of the Xbox’s best looking games to date, and that’s saying a lot.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    If your house is party central, you can’t go wrong with Mario Party 4. It’s got everything the previous games had (plus more) to keep GROUPS of two or more happily playing.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Takes the Sims series in a new and good direction.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The target audience for Tales of Valor is the completest, the sort of person who's been jonesing for a fix. The problem is that this particular hit of RTS goodness isn't all that great because there's so very little to it once you get down to the actual gameplay.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    A good first effort from Orbital Media -- with some tweaks any possible sequel could be turned into a franchise of sorts. It's a decent enough game, but it could use even more new ideas to truly stand out.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    In 30-minute stretches it’s a fine challenge.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    With TimeShift, the price of admission gets you a very challenging shooter with a lot of fantastic special effects and excellent graphics, but not much else.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Expect to get some enjoyment out of Air Command 3.0, especially if you're tired of Solitaire.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    Is Worms 3D as good as its predecessors such as Worms, and Worms Armageddon? No, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean that Worms 3D should be overlooked.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The raw elements of DRvAK should please hardcore strategist, but it needs a little more polish in terms of pathfinding and formation options (which are extremely limited).
    • 70 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    Bland and non-involving.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Jumping from cliff to cliff overtop of a deep ravine in South America can be a lot of fun, but it gets lost in all the times you died retrying a leap not knowing that there was a hidden ledge far off to your right.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, Cooking Mama 2: Dinner with Friends is entirely inoffensive fun, even if it lacks in the challenge department.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    About average for a stealth-action game.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As an adventure game on-the-go for younger gamers, Trace Memory offers a solid challenge and a very good presentation and use of the touchscreen.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There's very little question that Brink is highly geared towards the multiplayer crowd. The SMART system and the well done visuals are very attractive, but the level design imbalances and small map variety don't offer much in the way of longevity. There's a lot of promise in the game but only the most patient of players might be willing to see that promise realized.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    At any rate, Overclocked: A History of Violence has a good story going for it, you just have to know that will only come after some "digging."
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Simply put DSII is your average squad shooter. There is nothing breathtaking about this game but it can provide you with some hours of enjoyment.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If nothing else, it should satisfy gamers looking for a good party game and a little more lighthearted fun during their breaks away from their more serious games.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    For those who can overlook the controls to appreciate the complicated game design behind the plain wrapper, you will enjoy your find. For everyone else, I'd recommend holding on to your money.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 89 Critic Score
    But a New York City-sized upgrade to the visual presentation along with the inclusion of mini-games and more focused, goal-oriented gameplay should appeal to the urban-centric Sims fans that prefer console action to the PC.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The visuals are just too dated and will be tough for some to swallow and the unintuitive controls can be a real pain.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Scores big points for recreating the animated series in video game form with you in control of Batman.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    But despite that brevity of gameplay, DuckTales: Remastered is a fun flashback with modern flair for both those that quack-attacked in its 8-bit incarnation or those totally new to the duck tales of Scrooge McDuck.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The longevity of Lollipop Chainsaw relies on how much time gamers want to practice combos to finish levels faster and more cleanly than other players on the leaderboards or earn enough silver coins to purchase a closet's worth of outfits for Juliet. Otherwise, the game is a quick experience that doesn't dwell too much on one particular thing for too long before throwing something else at the player.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    For a first attempt at an established franchise, The Bourne Conspiracy makes good on its promises and gives us the chance to become the perfect weapon.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While the quick menus help you get on your board as soon as possible and the camera never gets in the way of your next trick, this game would have benefited so much from better controls that didn’t cause you to miss rails and slam into walls.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Despite the steady stream of real historical events, Making History seems strangely outside of history, inhabiting some alternate universe where nations go through the motions, behave erratically or simply do nothing at all. It’s hard to feel immersed in such a situation. And it’s hard to really care.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Your allies are invulnerable for some reason, but that doesn't make them any more useful.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    That's pretty limp, but the games themselves are good enough to stand on their own as a worthy purchase for collectors and those that may be curious about the series.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Remember Me has an interesting concept and single-player-only storyline, albeit somewhat confusing and vaguely familiar (it has some similarities to Total Recall in many respects). It's a good action-adventure gamers won't forget too quickly (although a lack of multiplayer makes it fade from memory sooner rather than later), despite some of the core elements being not as innovative or unique as they might seem, or as in the case of the memory remixes, not quite as unforgettable as they should be.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    While EA will probably never make another Mutant League game of any sort, NFL Street 3 ensures that the game of football can still be irreverent and entertaining at the same time.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Had Madness Returns cut its length by half and tossed in a few more gameplay mechanics, it could have easily been one of the best titles released this year.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Naruto is worth a pick up for Naruto fans or those who enjoy a simple combat game.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    "Childish" and "derivative" could also be used to describe the graphics.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 94 Critic Score
    A "gateway" game. It’s friendly enough for first time players, but it’s got all the things to keep you playing and become a hardcore racer. (It’s even got options to show you the best trajectory and supply driving tips.) But even the hardcore simmer will find F1RC a challenge and realistic.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The game’s greatest asset and what saves it from mediocrity is its unbelievably tough artificial intelligence. Your chess know-how will be tested severely and if you give VK some thorough playing sessions, you actually will improve your chess smarts.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    But its biggest flaw is the same as many 3D platformer games that are released today: there's nothing new or innovative in Vexx to make it stand out over many similar type of games.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, even considering the frustrations, this game is above average and if you love the source material you're going to love the game even more.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Homefront is worth checking out.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Relatively good; on its own merits, not just because its set in the Godfather universe.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    I enjoyed playing Echelon. The environments look great, the action is fast, and most of the missions can be taken on the third or fourth try.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Although the controls are responsive, they’re far from easy to learn (even harder to master but less so if you've spent time with the other versions), especially if you’re just getting into the pool of extreme sports.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s wicked bloody fun with a group even with the slight detractors.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The only thing running against Guitar Hero: Aerosmith is the price. For about the same price as the game - $50US - consumers can download these tracks online to their PC for less.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As a result, Kung Fu Panda is easily recommendable for the younger set and to parents that are looking for a video game for their kids to play on those rainy days when homework has been completed.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It doesn’t make TimeShift a bad game, it edges slightly above average thanks to the time powers.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    With save points laid at logical points throughout, there’s little chance you’ll be frustrated with some of the more difficult puzzles or encounters in Rival Swords, making it a great entry point for newcomers to the series – even if the story will likely seem convoluted.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As a light adventure outing, I can recommend Dracula: Origin if only for the puzzle elements because even though the source material is treated with a great of respect and care there's not a lot present to keep the tension up to find out what happens next.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Just be warned: My feelings of nostalgia could easily be frustration for you.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Rainbow Moon is a charming indy title – obviously not as polished or fleshed out as it could have been, but certainly worth the lowered price point on PSN.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    It doesn’t break any new ground but it is a challenge.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The visuals are top notch – all of the effects look great, even down to the muffler stutter when throttling up.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    There are quite a few cleverly incorporated puzzles and intriguing level layouts for those that like to play with their thinking caps on, but TE still manages to pack in the action for those that like to run and gun.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Homefront is an ambitious title with a solid idea, but lacked the courage to distance itself from the (media established) king of First Person Shooters.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    There are a few flaws that fracture Pariah as a game, but a better-than-you'd-expect single-player mode coupled with a very good online setup give Pariah enough of an advantage over other Halo wannabes as a perfect alternative to the mass contingent of Xbox FPS online gamers that play "Halo 2."
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    If you are an RE fan and haven't played the Wii version of the games before, I suggest you buy it now.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Replicating speed is always a goal for racing games and ATV 2 meets the challenge. Fast is fast, especially with the better ATV’s, and the blurring effect during boost use really does bring that sense of speed home.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    An enjoyable game. It emphasizes teamwork and really gives a lot of character tweaking to sink one’s teeth into, but you really need to be patient individual to deal with the mining aspect of the game.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This is a game that requires so much studying and preparation, that only those hard-core RTS gamers that really enjoyed SimCity or Civilization may want to give this everybody-wants-to-rule-the-world strategy game a try.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Each game barely lasts more than five minutes, making it an ideal pick-up-and-play game, and the arcade feel is likely to impress even sports games haters.

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