Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Lowest review score: 10 Fear Factor: Unleashed
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A clumsy interface as well as an ineffective physical activity, Exerbeat is not the worst offender in this continuously offensive market of unimaginative motion control games, but it offers little value beyond keeping grandma and grandpa entertained during their next visit, though Nintendo's first party efforts are still the clear choice for virtual workouts.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's not quite worth the effort to chuck Space Siege out the airlock, but its extraneous mass that could be put to better use.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It definitely takes the edge off for younger players who just want to have fun but it provides little risk for those expecting some kind of severe punishment or challenge.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    How to Survive's story can be played quickly, so the two-player co-op and the Challenges are a buyer's best option to extend the play time. That's the only way the average player will be able to explore all the seemingly inconsequential upgrade options and power-ups and not feel bored.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A textbook case of a good idea gone horribly wrong.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    An above average football game that will appeal to gamers who are more enthralled with running up the score or having a full-fledged shoot out than an NFL simulation.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There are a lot of better stealth-action games out there, but die-hard stealth-action fans should give Cold War a try.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Has its ups and downs, but overall it plays like a mediocre platformer.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    I’d actually have to agree these criticisms I just don’t think it detracts from the overall arcade-like vibe that I want from a game like Time Crisis 4.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Dragon Ball Raging Blast is for the die-hard fans and only for the die-hards. I use to be obsessed with DBZ when I was younger, but have moved on since and consider myself just a casual fan and that's not a good enough of a reason to buy this game.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Blends a lot of great ideas together on paper, but fails to impress game play wise.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    All in all, Spider-Man 3 was a tremendous bore and I think that I’ll go play some more of Spider-Man 2 to try and get the taste out of my mouth.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There's nothing about the PSP Rainbow Six Vegas that doesn't feel like a cheap cash in, in hopes that some fan of the console games might mistake this for something of the same quality.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    The visuals of E626 are downright impressive. All of the worlds have some sort of clay-animation/Disney movie hybrid look to them; they are colorful, over the top, and frighteningly detailed.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Had a lot of potential – graphics are great and the sound is just as good; however, the terrible controls and camera ruin any real fun that could be experienced.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    There are just simply too many things done completely wrong with this game. They need to take a step back and remember how the true Arc the Lad games were like.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game is pretty good graphically, but the music and great voice acting is where it really shines most.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Back to the point though, Splatterhouse is actually more satisfying than the original games, even with all of the game's problems. In that way it's a successful reboot.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    As an action title, it is just decent. As a platformer, it is hopelessly flawed. As a reflection of the brilliant humor of the television show, it is really on the money.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The drone-like guests don’t offer any spice, there are no real pressing concerns like fire or floods, and boredom is your greatest challenge.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The graphics are big and bright for the most part, the actions required are (mostly) large and sweeping, and the rules straightforward enough that even the kids too young to read know what to do when it's explained to them.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    The story isn’t entirely accurate which is a bit of a downer, the source material truly demonstrates a lot more potential then this.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    For the NASCAR fans looking for the chance to pursue The Chase on their Xbox 360, stock car racing doesn't get any better than NASCAR 08.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 51 Critic Score
    This game is so bug-filled, I can’t believe they had the audacity to retail this game in its present state of disarray.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I didn’t have much fun playing Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude and if any old-school adventure fan is thinking about purchasing MCL I’d urge them to re play the old games because they’re more fun.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    But for their kids, Friend or Foe is excellent preparation for more complicated action games until they graduate to Teen games thanks to the depth of the combos.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    If you’re looking for something new though, don’t expect it here.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    With good graphics, varied level designs, uniquely bizarre characters, different modes, a lot of pain-inflicting weapons, and decent control to go along with a lag-free and player-taunting laced rock-and-rollicking online play, this game has everything necessary to be a worthy addition to the party videogame scene.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Viewing this title from an adult perspective is wrong. After watching my son play for a number of hours, I can tell I'd be bored to tears with repetitiveness of the whole thing -- fighting, leveling-up, feeding the dragon, fighting, and repeat. But as proven by at least one player, this could very well appeal to the pre-teen gamer in your house.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It seems safe to say that Steel Diver will not reach the level of popularity among Nintendo's most beloved franchises, but Miyamoto and company still deserve kudos for inventing another unique gameplay experience that is seldom seen elsewhere. While the learning curve can be steep, enough patience will lead to a satisfying package that's two games in one and easily bears replaying.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Pirates of the Caribbean : At World’s End keeps the cycle of poor movie to game transitions going. While it maybe a visually impressive game, that doesn’t make up for the lack of depth in the gameplay and uninteresting story.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If the Wii is what you bring out for parties, Battle of the Bands gets a rental recommendation. Otherwise there's not enough variety in the gameplay department to hold a solo player's interest.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    989 Sports keeps improving their franchise each year, but unfortunately it’s too little to catch up to the competition.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3 was an entertaining diversion for those hack and slash enthusiasts like myself, as long as you aren't expecting anything more grandiose than that.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    At the end of the day, though, there are simply better games to spend one's time with than God Mode. Sure it's ten bucks, but for the same amount one could just wait for something like Left 4 Dead or Killing Floor to go on sale, and have a much more enjoyable experience.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The fighting sequences had little snap in the punches, the storyline had few surprises, and the world of the Matrix didn’t leave enough to the imagination.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    If it’s not your thing and you are looking for an entrance into that world, this one might be a bit of a steep curve for you. If you’re a seasoned player however, the fact that this game so closely follows the original rules will appeal to you greatly and definitely add a couple of points to my score.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    APB had a simple concept, one that anybody who used to be young and a dead shot with a squirt gun could have gotten behind, and Realtime Worlds managed to screw it up completely.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While certainly a good comic book hero gaming adventure, Spider-Man: Edge of Time is just too formulaic and too relatively brief to be anything but middling when compared to the past of Spider-Man gaming titles.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It promotes gratuitous nudity, reckless disregard for life and limb, vulgar language, crass behavior, and careless attitudes towards the destruction of personal property. And yeah, it's fun.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Enough venom. Don’t buy the DS version of Tomb Raider Legend.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As impressive as the stadiums and surrounding aura visuals are, the player and on-field graphical presentation is a huge disappointment.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Evolution's cool parkour sensibility, where acrobatics and wall-running are the order of the day, is hampered by its tendency to lead "Anon" to his death repeatedly.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It’s clear Over The Hedge is only intended to be played by the same under-12 crowd that saw the movie, because this is a game that doesn’t come close to challenging the skills of any gamer over that particular age demographic.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    At the end of the day, Samurai Western is one of those games where it’s hard not to wonder why someone bothered to make the game in the first place.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Would I suggest buying ShellShock: Nam 67? The answer would have to be “No!” Especially with way better third person shooters around like "SOCOM II."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With plenty of other tower defense titles and strategy games out there, Defenders of Ardania is a poor choice on which to spend your money.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There's already been a price drop of about $20 for Lost Planet 3, which makes it a pretty good deal. The timing for such a thing isn't great. There are a couple new consoles launching soon and the tidal wave of 4th Quarter games has only just started, I think Lost Planet 3's window of opportunity has closed for this somewhat enjoyable mid-tier game.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The overall mediocrity will quickly relegate the Sims 2 to shelf warmer status.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Atomic Ninjas is just missing so much it is unplayable in this current format. Without a better multiplayer system or community it's DOA. Without a single player mode, you effectively have a really shiny time waste. Hopefully a patch can save the core concept of this title, but right now, I'd say spend your money elsewhere.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    So much more could have been done with this game, but it’s a move in the right direction. I only wish that there had been more involvement the X-Men characters.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Lots of the mission goals are lame and after playing the story mode for twenty minutes you’ll want to forget about this game.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Provides an excellent source of platforming at a very moderate price tag. There can’t be enough good said about this title as it serves as a remake of one of the early titles that changed the face of gaming forever.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    At the end of the day, I found myself coming back to this version of Wreckless (over the Xbox version) because it has more options and winds up being more fun (even though there’s still some frustration to cut through). I know I seem to be in a minority, but I still liked Wreckless.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Urban Trial Freestyle has a tinge of "time waster" about it, one of those games you can play for a few minutes here and there, especially with the extra Challenges, which are ridiculous fun. Races are quick but it'was easy to get sucked into that mindset to "try it one more time" and have a quick ten minutes spin out into ninety minutes.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Emergency 3 will appeal to the small segment of gamers out there that can put up with controlling the minutia, which is pretty small segment.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    For everyone else that got tired of the same repetitive gameplay years ago, there’s absolutely nothing to see here.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    It is quite satisfying to power your way through the technology developments but having to do this over and over again, loses its entertainment value.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    If it weren’t for the camera, DoF could have been a contender or least a lot better than what we get here.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    With the bad defensive AI and awful collision detection problems and the unrealistic every-shot-is-good offensive abilities of the CPU opposition, the only ones who may be interested in buying Street Hoops are players that have actually hooped it up on some of the real-world courts contained in the game.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    In the end, I found myself sticking to the story mode more than anything (which was short, but decent enough), but I just couldn't get into the game. I have to commend Spike on replicating the look of the anime, but I felt I was left with a shallow experience. Hardcore DBZ fans will probably find it the game worth it and battling fellow fans online might be a good way to pass the time.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Maelstrom isn’t original or perfect or devoid of problems, but it is innovative and fun, which should be what matters. And it should provide a nice alternative before that other game (hint: rhymes with . . . uh . . . okay, it’s Supreme Commander) comes along and wipes the floor with everyone.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    A relatively simplistic shooter.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While the game is fun to play, it’s not too fun to look at.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    For the deep-thinking gamer, Diplomacy fits the bill. It's definitely not without its faults, but fans of turn-based action will fully appreciate what Diplomacy has to offer.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If it had offered a more comprehensive and fun single player experience with a great storyline, it might be worth it for the legions of FPS fans.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    My primary criticism is the game's lack of multiplayer options. In story mode, the game does allow cooperative play, with one player driving while a partner uses either a light gun or another controller to shoot. But, while it's a unique innovation and it does produce a more true to life experience -- making perps and power-ups more of a challenge to hit as your partner swerves all over the road -- it struck me as more frustrating than fun.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    This game hurts bad in the sound department. A bunch of MIDI clips were used for the music and it fails to create the mood and atmosphere of being a badass agent.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A-Men 2 is a game that ultimately fails to follow through on its execution.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If it were a standalone game, I’d recommend forgetting Wii Play, but it comes with a Wiimote, so really the game is $10US so it’s really hard to argue against picking it up.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Xbox Live gamers will enjoy the online play (if they select a character that can fire weapons- or powers-based projectiles) and it's nice to have a brawler/fighter that showcases the Marvel universe so well, but an imperfect storyline that just doesn't draw gamers into the Marvel Nemesis realm very far and a weak A.I. challenge in the single-player story mode hold the game back from reaching the heights of previous Marvel-based games.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Between the exploration and customization, players will have plenty to keep themselves busy for a very long time.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Delivers some great style but lacks in the depth department.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Even a fan like me can’t help but term the control a bit problematic.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Mario Party: Island Tour has lost a little of the magic that seemed to be in the first releases of the game way back on the Nintendo 64.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Hardcore Naruto fanatics will buy this, but I would advise casual fans to save their money for something else. Even with multiplayer, Kizuna Drive just didn't deliver.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Playing Raging Blast 2 reminded me of all the fun from the anime series, but it also reminded me of all the shortcomings of that series as well.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    To spend money on a free mod for a few extra maps just seems like madness to me.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    NBA
    It is probably only worth a purchase if you are a huge basketball fan and just have to have a five-on-five.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It’s no "GTA," but I’ve played worst games recently.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The downsides are hard to ignore (or even tolerate sometimes), but the fun multiplayer, huge roster of wrestlers, and better-looking graphics than previous installments, make it a weekend rental for a hit of wrestling nostalgia, rather than an outright purchase.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    This game is a subpar attempt at adding a new mode of transportation, and absolutely nothing more, to the racing genre. Worth perhaps a drunken rental, certainly no more.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Simply a bad racing game. The only good thing about it is the price but you can find many more quality games in the same price range.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Much like any good party, Boogie ends much too soon while the fun’s still going on.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    A major disappointment with too many problems to be anything more than a weekend rental.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Unless you’re unbelievably set into playing old-school D&D gaming, don’t look at purchasing the Eye of the Beholder.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    By all accounts the control is very good, although there is some adjustment required to acclimatize to the stiff buttons of the Xbox controller.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Pity the living ships that make up Genesis Rising. There was such a wonderful collection of ideas that were utilized in such an atrocious fashion that you almost want to put the ships down like a lamed horse. It's kinder that way.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The biggest change in Volume 2 is that the display now takes up the entire screen, instead of having the right side partitioned for a status bar. The rest of the additions aren't terribly exciting, unless you really find that collecting a stable of horses and elephants to be all that interesting.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    When the playability distractions are absent from Breach, though, it is a relatively good, albeit barebones, Call of Duty online military shooter substitute.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Largely dreadful.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    All in all, Dragon Ball: Raging Blast is like a steak that sizzles and looks great but tastes as if they cooked all the flavor out in the pan.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    A buggy driving game, mixed with a terrible "GTA" clone and bad "Max Payne" rip-off.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The AI isn't very good in most games but in this game it's pathetic.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Nothing really stands out in EOE, I had to force myself to finish it; nothing compelled me to do so.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    With this, players get a nice crossover fighter between a good number of Capcom franchises, very responsive control, and a deliciously nostalgic, old school game experience. That’s certainly quite nice for the price.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    The problem that ultimately hurts Supremacy, though, is the game’s AI. If there were more challenge to it, this game would be a heck of a lot more fun to play.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Harbinger does have some good ideas, but ultimately the lackluster combat and the very linear nature of the game prevent the title from really becoming engaging.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Sonic Adventure DX should have, could have been so much more than a straight port with a few improvements.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    All in all, Transformers Dark Side of the Moon wasn't the worst game I've played, and moreover certainly wasn't even the worst movie adaptation of a game I've played but it certainly could have used more QA time.

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