Here's a puzzle: tshi egma si orbnig. [Apr 2010, p.111]

Secret Neighbor has great core idea for a co-op horror game but it totally misses the mark. [Issue#186, p.87]

Old, tired and uninspired. [Jan 2008, p.99]

Clunky, frustrating and irrelevant.

We genuinely can't help but feel sorry for the art team, who've done a fantastic job of bringing the world and characters to life. These guys have clearly poured a lot of love into Lucha Fury, and it's a great shame to see amateur game design decisions kick this bucket of charm so ruthlessly down the gutter.

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Functional, uninspiring tie-in. [Christmas 2011, p.109]

Teeth-grindingly frustrating platforming. [Christmas 2011, p.111]

Fork out 40 quid for Hellboy? Hell no! [Sept 2008, p.90]

It's so much easier to forgive glitches, outdated visuals and flick-book framerate when you've got a friend laughing at them too, but this doesn't mean we should forgive them. Should Riptide wash up on your shore, you'd best throw in back in.

A miniscule improvement over the original. [Feb 2007, p.100]

Fun in really, really short bursts. [June 2010, p.103]

Tracks are boring. [Aug 2011, p.96]

A poor attempt at a kids' party game and one that's just as unfunny, repetitive and dull as the Rabbid 'stars' are. [Feb 2015, p.79]

A dated and repetitive shooter. [July 2007, p.105]

There are brief hints at what might have been, but otherwise this is a walking dud. [Dec 2015, p.81]

It's just a bit pointless, really, when all anyone wants to do is play Tetris. [Feb 2015, p.83]

Way of the Dogg is a squandered opportunity to fill a genre gap in the Arcade. It's a quick hour's job to mop up 300G, though. So there's always that.

With cheap presentation, bland art and pratfalls so lacking in impact that it's not even fun to fail, Pumped BMX+ is a bare-bones port that struggles to earn its place on the big screen. [Dec 2015, p.86]

New ideas, but the payoff is disappointing. [Nov 2009, p.94]

This hasn't moved on from the last generation of Tetris at all. [July 2007, p.102]

The training wheels rarely come off. [Dec 2015, p.87]

Fairly rubbish. [May 2015, p.80]

Fertile with good ideas, but most of them fail to bloom to their full potential thanks to a wonky money system that slows the pace of progression down to that of a clapped-out tractor.

Apologising for broken content with more broken content feels like a bit of a slap in the face, and Dead Kings' confusing, far-from-user-friendly new mechanics make this DLC a bit of a disappointing prospect.

You'll have more fun watching the cartoon. [Apr 2010, p.106]

Plenty of modes, but still overpriced. [Aug 2007, p.100]

Pretty annoying. [Christmas 2008, p.97]