This really is absolutely shocking.

It's so terrible it nearly transcends its own boundaries and becomes something jaw-droppingly incredible - being memorably crap. [Apr 2014, p.89]

Easily the worst sports game we've played. [March 2015, p.83]

Occasionally difficult, never fun. [Christmas 2013, p.107]

A mercifully brief battle. [June 2011, p.103]

Neither monstrous nor jammy, just tedious. [July 2008, p.84]

Poorly executed, lacking personality and completely disrespects your time. Avoid. [Nov 2018, p.84]

Most free to play games are engineered for compulsive play, but Spartacus Legends is about as addictive as swallowing sand. Thumbs down.

Will have you glued to your screen...waiting for it to do something. Spare yourself the pain. [July 2016, p.82]

Pointless - for the two minutes you'll bother. [Nov 2006, p.107]

Dismal in just about every possible way. [Feb 2010, p.110]

Sure to drag your party in a depressingly non-sexy direction. You'd have an edgier evening playing Monopoly.

Avoid like you would a corpse flower. [Nov 2013, p.95]

A shambolic demonstration of motion control you shouldn't allow within a hundred miles of your Xbox One.

This is just a huge missed-steak. [Aug 2015, p.93]

Why punish yourself? [Sept 2012, p.105]

The worst game on Xbox 360 to date. [June 2009, p.93]

Amy is a travesty from start to finish, a game that plainly admires but fatally misunderstands its peers. Save yourself an infinity of soul-crushing distress, and forget you ever heard about it.

It's so similar to Spongebob, Nickelodeon must have a template for offensively awful games. [Christmas 2013, p.107]

Between getting stuck on invisible walls, being forced to watch awkward cut-scene transitions, and having to repeatedly restart at a checkpoint due to a horribly executed platform sequence I can honestly say I didn't enjoy a second of it. Everything about it feels cheap and hastily thrown together.