One or two half-decent gags aside, Deadpool is a dreary, lumpen, vapid and altogether forgettable action game with an exasperatingly garrulous lead. [Feb 2016, p.85]

It's tempting to praise Oxygen for tackling the tricky job of turning this pub sport into an enjoyable videogame but instead, all Oxygen proves is why darts is better off as a novelty mini-game rather than the main attraction.

One of the worst examples of this genre. [Mar 2010, p.115]

More than being a sub-Flash compilation of insulting video games, this casts doubt on whether Hasbro understand what makes its non-digital games good. Or perhaps it just thinks people who play video games are so stupid they'll gladly lap up any old crap. Whatever the reasons behind FGN4 - this is reprehensible.

Your presence doesn't seem to matter. [Sept 2015, p.111]

One of gaming's greatest series bails horribly, loses its high score and sinks to a depressing new low. Truly awful.

The overriding problem is that the central character doesn't fit the environment.

Quirky but not worth the asking price. [Apr 2009, p.90]

Zany, but this price is just ridiculous. [June 2008, p.79]

The worst DW game of this generation. [Mar 2010, p.109]

An amazingly limited game - so basic that you can't quite believe it's not free on Xbox Live Arcade. [Nov 2006, p.102]

Its shear randomness and awfulness is a remarkable sight. Take it from us that its not a spectacle you need to witness first hand, nor have staining your Gamertag forever more.

Too much murder, not enough '80s hair. [March 2015, p.83]

More revolting than it is a revolution. [May 2009, p.87]

Our brains just shut down after a while. [Nov 2009, p.99]

Makes us feel deathly cold inside. [Apr 2010, p.109]

Like being trapped in a barrel of monkeys. [June 2011, p.103]

Puts the "ass" in NASCAR. [June 2011, p.105]

Some of the ideas at the core of it are brilliant, but the same thing could be said of the atomic bomb. Blades of Time is slightly more pleasant than a nuclear explosion, but that doesn't make it worthy of your money or your time.

Laborious and horribly put together, Agony really will put you through hell. [Aug 2018, p.78]

A well deserved hammering. [July 2011, p.103]

Aged, dated, decrepit and repetitive! [Nov 2006, p.107]

Becomes a mirthless, snails-pace co-op brawler set in boring marsh environments. [Christmas 2013, p.107]

"it's for fans" isn't a good enough excuse. [Christmas 2011, p.105]

Definitely not worth the ridiculous 800 MP asking price. [Aug 2008, p.94]

A laugh-free and miserable undead slog. [Christmas 2011, p.111]

It's a genuinely bad game in every respect. [May 2018, p.82]

We'd rather be hit by lightning than play Bolt. [May 2009, p.95]