Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Lowest review score: 10 Fear Factor: Unleashed
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Its [slow] pace will kill the game for some, but others not so experienced in the RTS genre will appreciate the accessibility the speed affords.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Despite having to baby-sit your troops, and play with the same objective over and over, the game still had me coming back for more.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Chronicles of Mystery: The Scorpio Ritual is a decent title that is just a little shy of greatness.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For a game that seems to be positioning itself as the anti-Diablo, The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing puts in a strong, if kind of rough, performance.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The online setup is great, supporting an in-depth ranking system and easily accessible online options.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    GHWOR does little to change the minds of those who thought the series was past its prime. Frankly, GHWOR could have existed as a track pack, but for what it's worth, Neversoft still manages to squeeze out some fun gameplay even if it is to the same old tune.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    My other issue is that Bomberman wasn't that great a game to start with and there's no multiplayer, which is sure to cause some gamers to scratch their heads.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There's already been a price drop of about $20 for Lost Planet 3, which makes it a pretty good deal. The timing for such a thing isn't great. There are a couple new consoles launching soon and the tidal wave of 4th Quarter games has only just started, I think Lost Planet 3's window of opportunity has closed for this somewhat enjoyable mid-tier game.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It’s for kids, so it’s not difficult to unlock most of the stuff in a few hours of play, but this isn’t one of those games that’s aimed at me, at the older, core gamer.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Although not much of a gameplay challenge for anybody over the age of 10, the Clue-like gameplay structure of Disney Guilty Party provides a nice little mystery party for wannabe detective Wii gamers.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Naruto is worth a pick up for Naruto fans or those who enjoy a simple combat game.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's not overwhelming in what it offers in addition to what the original game offers already, but it does have enough interesting points to make it worthwhile for fans of the original.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The first downfall of Build-a-Bear Workshop is that there's no spoken instructions.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If nothing else, it should satisfy gamers looking for a good party game and a little more lighthearted fun during their breaks away from their more serious games.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I imagine that G-Force will be one of those Trojan Horse games for my nephew that gets him familiar with games that are definitely for the mature player. Who would have thought a guinea pig with a jetpack could be a Trojan Horse?
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3 was an entertaining diversion for those hack and slash enthusiasts like myself, as long as you aren't expecting anything more grandiose than that.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, I did enjoy playing One Piece: Pirate Warriors there's a lot of love in this title, but some awful too. If you can overlook the warts, you've got a good game.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you’re a gamer with a very heavy interest in war games, and a ton of patience then Sniper Elite is a game worth checking out.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A lot less raunchy juvenile humor and more focus on fixing the weapon aiming would have elevated Shadows of the Damned from the depths of hell to a almost heavenly third-person shooter experience. As it is, though, once gamers acclimate their aiming and focus their efforts on the demon-hunting adventure found in the shadows of the debauchery, Shadows of the Damned is a sometimes-scary ride to Hades and back.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While The River of Time has its fair share of technical flaws, the story, and combat in the game more than make up for this. Also, the game is only $20 which helps one overlook its shortcomings. The game quietly slipped onto the market at the start of the year, which is a shame because it certainly deserves the attention of RPG fans.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you like the match three concept and RPG’s too, there is no question you are going to love this game. If you’re a bit dicey on both then I’d suggest you try before you buy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Rango doesn't innovative in any particular way, but it proves to be a solid game all around.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, even considering the frustrations, this game is above average and if you love the source material you're going to love the game even more.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Many thrills but you'll have to weigh that against the very directed action which takes a bit of the fun out of it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While Guitar Hero: On Tour is a very solid port of the franchise to the DS and the technology to get it working is brilliant - why don't more developers make use of the GBA cartridge port for DS games?
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A wholly decent entertainment experience although it won’t change anyone’s opinion about the genre it unfortunately sits in.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Your allies are invulnerable for some reason, but that doesn't make them any more useful.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As a straight-up action adventure game, Transformers: Fall of Cybertron it's falls short in terms of excellence, but the titantic epicness of the concluding shots is so awesome that any Transformers fan should grab Fall of Cybertron if one's willing to overlook the shortcomings of some of the game mechanics.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    And I say in conclusion (with great sorrow and apologies to the late Lloyd Bentsen): "Silverfall, I played Diablo II. I knew Diablo II. Diablo II was a friend of mine. And Silverfall [sigh], you’re no Diablo II."
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, I really like this game, but the difficulty really puts me in a tight spot - no matter how fun the game is to begin with, it loses appeal quickly as the game becomes insane.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While Guitar Hero: On Tour Decades is a very solid follow-up port of the franchise to the DS and the technology to get it working is brilliant - why don't more developers make use of the GBA cartridge port for DS games? - I can really only recommend Decades to fans of the franchise, with the proviso that they have relatively small hands.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    GST2 is a solid effort, but falls short in several areas. The career mode, opponent AI and presentation still need to be fine tuned. If EA can sort out these issues then there's no doubt GST3 could be the new Grand Slam Champion of tennis.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Resident Evil: Revelations is less of a "fans of the genre" title than it is a "fans of the series" title. For everyone else, it's like that B-movie that does just enough things right to be entertaining.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, it’s short but its fun. It’s also a decent price and it looks like it may be one of the last original platforming games we’re going to see on the PS2. Go on, be ‘Brave’.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game is pretty good graphically, but the music and great voice acting is where it really shines most.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A game parents will be able to safely play with their pre-teen kids.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Ace Combat: Assault Horizon Legacy won't leave much of a legacy behind but it is a decent game and if you've enjoyed any others in the rich history of this franchise, you should definitely set your sights on it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There isn’t anything overly new or innovative in Revenge of Piccolo. It’s just a very straightforward brawler that will appeal to younger fans of the Dragonball franchise.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    With all its faults, Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground is still a fun experience. And even though you know exactly what you’re going to get even before you open the box, that doesn’t make the game bad, it just means it’ll fill you up with empty calories.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you're patient enough, and can regularly resist the urge to throw your DS against a wall, you're likely to find a really good handheld RPG in Ring of Fates. For those with less patience, you might want to give this one a pass, if only to preserve your DS from violent impacts.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    This is a game that hardcore fans of the genre are more likely to want to spend some time with. Casuals are better off grabbing something like Castle Crashers or Chronicles of Mystara instead, as they are quite a bit better so far as beat 'em ups on the PC go.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For as simplistic as the gameplay seems, there's a simple old school pleasure in dungeon hacking that makes Children of Mana so appealing, even if there are some occasional annoyances.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Combined Assault feels much more like an expansion pack than a full sequel. The single player game once again doesn’t show much improvement, while the online play shines.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Score some points, hand over the ball and watch the opposition do the same: it gets quite monotonous and struggles to replicate the soaring, athletic ballet of its subject matter.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A game that would be closer to an interactive episode of the show rather than a proper video game.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Last year the clear winner was NHL 2K7 when it came to online play. This year the playing field is definitely more even – it didn’t matter what game I put in I always had fun while playing over Live. However, having some friends over to play, the choice was always NHL 08.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Sure it starts to build up interest when you reach level 40 but it takes forever just to get to level 20.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It is hard to get excited about the game. It certainly isn't an embarrassment, and huge Spidey fans will likely find lots to love here, but everything has a “been there, done that” aura about it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For folks looking for a quick and casual experience, this game fits the bill, but for early adopters hoping for a meatier experience to go with their big system purchase, they may be disappointed.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Heavenly Sword will run you about 6 – 7 hours but as an action game that’s about all we can really expect from a title that wants to tell a spin a narrow tale.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    But as a PC game that feels like a port, especially with the save game method, it’s only good not great or excellent.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Shrek the Third doesn’t feature a lot of surprises in its linear beat ‘em up romp, though there are a couple of occasions to bust out the catapults to break down castle walls, which can be fun, especially if you’re playing against a friend in one of the separate multiplayer modes.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The music is amazing.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's geared toward younger gamers specifically because the level of difficulty and simplicity alleviates boredom.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Less than ten hours of content simply doesn’t justify the game’s price, regardless of how improved Legend is over the last few Tomb Raider games.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    About average for a stealth-action game.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All the games suffer a similar problem when it comes to the basics of control. No steering wheel.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There aren’t that many fighting games for the DS so Ultimate Mortal Kombat doesn’t have much competition but it’s still a good fighting game, pardon the cliché, on the go.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    That's not to say it's a bad game, but those who own DOA5 may not get a whole lot more out of this title. At the same time, it's a great deal for those who didn't play DOA5 or are new to the series.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    In the end, Bee Movie is harmless fun.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I can't say that I would recommend spending your money on The Club if you aren't already an action fan, but if you are just looking for a fast-paced game with lots of shooting you might want to give it a shot.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Good stuff for adventure fans.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Xbox Live gamers will enjoy the online play (if they select a character that can fire weapons- or powers-based projectiles) and it's nice to have a brawler/fighter that showcases the Marvel universe so well, but an imperfect storyline that just doesn't draw gamers into the Marvel Nemesis realm very far and a weak A.I. challenge in the single-player story mode hold the game back from reaching the heights of previous Marvel-based games.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Expect to get some enjoyment out of Air Command 3.0, especially if you're tired of Solitaire.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    In the end, hardcore Deadpool fans may want to get this game sooner rather than later, but for everyone else I'd say wait. There is some fun to be had here bashing baddies over the head with hammers and the like, and the story is pretty hilarious. However, the extremely short length of the game is a deal breaker. Wait until Deadpool gets a Steam sale or some such before picking it up.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The 10-year old, the most experienced gamer of the bunch, really hemmed and hawed about the score. “I think it should be a 7 because it’s fun but it’s also kind of really hard sometimes.”
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    An above-average movie tie-in. If it left some of the exploration and discovery up to the players instead of laying things out it would have scored higher. That said, it's still a good gaming experience.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As impressive as the stadiums and surrounding aura visuals are, the player and on-field graphical presentation is a huge disappointment.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Ultimately, its lack of real innovation and franchise recognition holds it back yet in the end it’s very worth the trip.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, The Witcher was a game which strived for the peaks of the highest mountains, but only reached the base camp.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Homefront is worth checking out.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's not a "AAA" title but it's one I can highly recommend to the under 12 age group.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Despite the quirky, really-unnecessary cartoony factions attempting to infuse some humor in a game that's never been based on humor and being made part of what should be a hard-core strategy game, the opportunity to play with the classic RISK rules and gameplay really saves RISK: Factions from its own Waterloo disaster.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Jumps are a bit hard to do and some of the more advanced stunts are really a challenge.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Fun to play but it's riddled with quirks and some problems.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game graphics are alright, certainly not as polished as other fighting games this generation and definitely not a challenger against the Soul Calibur series.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Alice: Madness Returns delivers a good sequel. Not superlative, but not a cheap knockoff. If topsy-turvy architecture, steampunk menaces, and Victorian psychotherapy tickle your geek itch, this is a title well worth playing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    APE is quite tactical, the control is good and it should keep fans interested, even with the fog-of-war, funnel levels, and pathfinding problems - a good RTS entry.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I give them props for trying to re-work the popular Most Wanted angle of this series, I just wish it was a bit more evolved instead of running out of gas too early.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    With over 80 playable characters and a varied amount of modes, it feels like a love letter to those who love the series, and if you don't, you'll never understand what all the fuss is about.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, accessible and straightforward and worth checking out if you’re a fan of either the genre or source material.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While the little kids won’t especially notice or even care about the some of the graphical quirks and choppy animation – Puss in Boots is the main culprit – any older gamers will likely be distracted but if you’re just playing the “hard” parts of the game, it’s not so bad.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Despite getting slammed harder than a flying elbow smash to the cranium with some aggravating control issues and a somewhat short single-player experience, wrestling gamers, especially TNA fans, will be able to tolerate TNA iMPACT!
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Probably the best game-play design that I've seen in years; the game play is twitchy - if you're a purist you're going to have a conniption playing this.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's a solid first-person shooter with some hours of shooting fun with at least one odd design decision.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As a light adventure outing, I can recommend Dracula: Origin if only for the puzzle elements because even though the source material is treated with a great of respect and care there's not a lot present to keep the tension up to find out what happens next.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    989 Sports keeps improving their franchise each year, but unfortunately it’s too little to catch up to the competition.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The seamless and responsive control scheme found in DOA3 just cannot be found in XND.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    In short, controlled bursts Odama is fun but in stretches no longer than half an hour. And for all the uniqueness and quirkiness of the title, it can't offset the fact there's more luck involved than actual skill.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    When a game's so hard that playing becomes more of a chore than enjoyment and the online gameplay that could have made up for the extremely taxing single-player mode doesn't even work the way it should, not too many gamers are going to give it a fair chance unless they're a uber geek that thrives on the computer-related features of TRON 2.0 Killer App.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As something to mess around with for no money down, World of Warplanes offers a wonderful arcade flying experience even if the richness of the gameplay modes is about ankle deep.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Misses the mark slightly by adding a couple of things that don't work quite as well they could have.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Once one gets past the controls and somewhat cold, distant storytelling, what remains makes for a pretty good time.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Its presentation and slick detail are a credit to the developers, but the often laborious pace will put off those seeking more intensity in their RTS offerings.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A deceptive "kiddie" game that brought back frightening memories of the mental anguish I battled after losing race after race to a 16-year old Japanese school girl while playing "Mario Kart 64."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Play it for a few hours, play it with your friends, after that, go to sleep and dream of SSX 5.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Barrels explode, smoke, environmental damage (i.e. bullet holes), flying bodies… it’s all good. Provided you have the hardware that can handle it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    With save points laid at logical points throughout, there’s little chance you’ll be frustrated with some of the more difficult puzzles or encounters in Rival Swords, making it a great entry point for newcomers to the series – even if the story will likely seem convoluted.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Taking flight for the seemingly last time, Spyro gets regrettably grounded by some debilitating gameplay features, most notably the camera that will have gamers madly spewing fire and brimstone.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Even with it’s limited numbers of racing modes and small number of courses and cars, RC Cars remains a pick-up and play title for younger gamers or those that like a little fantasy with their racing.

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