My Gamer's Scores

  • Games
For 1,075 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 71
Highest review score: 98 F.E.A.R.
Lowest review score: 10 Elf: The Movie
Score distribution:
1075 game reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Even if the magic drawing system was more than just a fancy way to select "fire" or "cure," it wouldn’t change the fact that this is just a poor RPG with little more than floor after floor of bashing monsters one at a time.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    If Stretch Panic had a theme, it would be repetition.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    In the end, Iron Man is nothing more than another attempt to cash in on a summer blockbuster.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Crime Lab: Body of Evidence is undeniably an ambitious game, but it comes off as below average due to its strange attempt to blend the accessibility of casual games with the tedious and confusing puzzles found in lackluster adventure games.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Am I glad to see this Dreamcast title on XBLA? Yes. It is just too bad a little more work didn't go into the porting process.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    As a whole, Chronicles of Mystery: The Tree of Life is an average game that could keep adventure gamers busy until they finish and forget it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Instead of being a true retro experience to educate modern gamers on gaming's short but sweet history, this compilation feels more like a way to cheat gamers out of $20 by exploiting nostalgia.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Mister Slime is one giant bowl of weak sauce; you are better off without.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    It falters in more aspects than it flies, with horrible AI, and an in game system that makes the game feel like more of a chore than a fun experience.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    This game is major disappointment.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Easily the best game in the Evil Dead video game series (steer away from Hail to the King and Fistfull of Boomstick!). However, this isn't saying much. It has its fair share of flaws, including "lazy" graphics, repetitive gameplay, and a glitch-infested level design.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Fans of the show will appreciate this title more, but I cannot even recommend playing past level 1 for even the hardcore.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Without Warning has a lot of technical problems, and they can make play repetitive and aggravating. But taking out wave upon wave of terrorists can be fun. It is not high art, but it tries too hard to escape the fun, lighthearted game it really is.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    All in all, this is just a watered down port of an already mediocre game that is nothing short of crappy.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    There really is no replay value for Total Overdose: A Gunslinger's Tale in Mexico. It's too easy and it does nothing very well.
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    • 46 Critic Score
    Even though it looks and sounds great, with plenty of extras to keep players going, the game that all of this nice presentation rests upon is an unplayable mess.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    While Groove Games' nameless soldier won't dethrone Master Chief anytime soon, an online sortie every now and then could be just what the field doctor ordered.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    The sad fact is that Robots tries to draw you into a terrible game by way of a pretty package.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Encouraging this sub-par budget mentality in the gaming world is only going to breed more.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Just about everything about this title comes up short. Disappointedly short. All the makings of an interesting story and gameplay are here, but it’s as if the developers had a “it’s good enough” attitude.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Say, if you buy a 10lbs bag of these chocolate morsels, this crappy Wii game could have been bundled with it...like finding a toy in a box of cereal.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Should you buy this game? No.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    The stealth gameplay has been done better countless times, and the combat is just plain bad.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    I can’t really recommend this game to anyone. Even at the budget price of $20, this game isn’t good.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Couple all these problems and shortcomings with the fact that the game can probably be beaten in less than five hours for even the most inexperienced of gamers and you have a game that should've started out as a budget title.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Even with unlockable content and the film's actors lending their voices, the game is just too linear to be enjoyed.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Some gaming cynics proudly state that playing videogames is a waste of your time and your life. Unfortunately, for us all, games like FIFA Street prove them right.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Continuing the Shrek saga, The Third is a pretty bad game…but any gamer could probably assume that just by looking at the title on the cover of the packaging.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    The half-decent and fairly challenging gameplay is offset by shoddy graphics, horrible sound, poor voice acting, and shallow character design.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    It isn’t very exciting, which may be disappointing for people who expect the game to have any sort of attitude or personality beyond its atrocious music, but it works decently and has a great deal of unadvertised potential as a relaxation aide for stressed out people that have a fondness for ATV racing.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Just about every other tactics game is better than this game. Stay away.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    It is difficult to deny that Monster Trucks Mayhem has a very precise purpose and audience in mind while playing it, watching others play it, or even while looking at the box, but it is essentially successful at what it sets out to do.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    If you want the real Diner Dash experience it on XBLA or on PC.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Fans of the series will definitely be let down with this Wii exclusive title, but players are better suited to play any later Dynasty Warriors title to get a better gaming experience.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Monster Jam: Path of Destruction is a basic racing game that only die-hard fans might appreciate.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    With no multiplayer options and an extremely weak tutorial system, it isn’t hard to see that Jewel Master Egypt was created with a tight budget. But with flawed game design, frustrating level structure, and inaccurate style control, DS owners are much better off looking elsewhere for their puzzle gaming fix.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Dragon Ball Z Sagas is completely broken.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    The Metal Slug package should be purchased by the most hardcore of fans only.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    X-Blades feels like an incomplete game.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    The updated version is horribly unbalanced and way too difficult to be enjoyed.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    Everything about the game feels half-hearted: the bland virtual world, the haphazard integration of the Virtua Fighter characters, and the uninspired environments.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    Everything about the game feels half-hearted: the bland virtual world, the haphazard integration of the Virtua Fighter characters, and the uninspired environments.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    This is one budget title to avoid.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The measure of satisfaction achieved in reaching the end of the game is no more significant than with any other middle-of-the-road game.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    To put it as simply as possible, this is one terrible fighting game.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It is good to run down a nostalgia path from time to time, but I think it is time to let Myst run its course.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Project Poseidon is quite the stinker. Low presentation values combined with a gameplay theme that was unique in the mid 90s only harbors repetitive moves and boredom.
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    • 40 Critic Score
    Pet Pals: Animal Doctor might have started out as a good idea for children that are interested in animal medicine, but along the way, it ended up being a budget disappointment.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you value your time, stay away from this game. Go see the movie instead
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There are just too many good war games out there right now for you to even bother with this one.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The initial game is only three or four hours long, but the high score tables and somewhat mysteriously appearing achievements lend it decent replay value.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A weak attempt to cash in on consumers who don’t know any better.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The game isn’t terrible, but it’s definitely bad. Avoid.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Spider-Man: Friend or Foe isn’t an awful game. It’s just a terribly forgettable game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I could recommend this game if it came with a download code for the amazing soundtrack, but since that isn't the case, only the die-hard Sega junkies need apply here.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The extremely slow pace, the blending of background into foreground, and the cheap audio samples all point to a bad game. My game even froze up while I was playing.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Simply put, the entire game is one huge mess that is caked with technical problems which makes the game boarderline unplayable and definitely not entertaining. .
    • 71 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Forgoes the spunk of its predecessor in a vain attempt to update and build a franchise, and brings mediocrity to an all time record by managing to be absolutely average in every aspect except plot-where it manages to be different and be dismal.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    There are still a wealth of unexplored plot ideas nestled in the game’s impressive back-story- too bad they decided to rush the actual game out the door in such an incomplete state.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Forgoes the spunk of its predecessor in a vain attempt to update and build a franchise, and brings mediocrity to an all time record by managing to be absolutely average in every aspect except plot—where it manages to be different and be dismal.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Sound is almost embarrassingly unremarkable.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Neverland Card Battles has more problems than solutions and entertainment value.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Adventure games are not inherently boring, and neither are murder mysteries, but all of the pointless procedure that this game throws at you will, at least as you play it, make you forget all of the enjoyment that you ever got out of either of those things.
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    • 38 Critic Score
    Receiving this game as a Christmas present is worse than getting a lump of coal. The bogged down play control, the tasteless graphics, and weak game play concepts make the The Polar Express a title that should be avoided at all costs.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Spiderman Friend or Foe contains nothing but broken gameplay and was created to make a quick buck from the ignorant consumer.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    Overall, it’s the AI problem that really mars World Poker Championship.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, in the case of Laser Squad Nemesis, the developers inexplicably chose to turn their back on the 21st century in regards to its online componant, a step backwards that hobbles what might have otherwise been a compelling title.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    Through the use of the official Rapala license, this game should be been a killer fishing sim. Instead, this game entirely misses the point.
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    • 36 Critic Score
    For people who are looking for this particular niche of gaming there really isn’t much. That said this one should still be avoided for any reason besides a few sad laughs at someone else’s expense.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    From the glitchy programming, the poor graphical quality, a camera that never listens to the player, and horrific level design, Brave: A Warrior’s Tale is an incomplete product.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    Budget does not have to mean crap, but this game might fool you into thinking that. Iridium Runners is probably the only game I can truthfully say was painful to play.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    This game might not entertain even young players for very long, considering I finished every level within 35 minutes. Noddy is actually one of the shortest games I have ever played.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    Not even worthy of a rental. Just stay away.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    The ability to play as a non-human Ak’Kan is interesting, but other MMOs have already gone there, and those games don’t lock you into playing just that race for any other character that you make on that server- the developers really need to figure out a way to let me make different raced characters in my other character slots and not make it an all-or-nothing affair.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    If you want trigger-happy jungle thrills, go back and play the couple of jungle levels in "SOCOM II" with some of your own '60s music blaring in the background. That's much better.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    There’s no tutorial to ease you into the game, the manual is overly cryptic, there’s no adjustable difficulty level, and combat seems almost intentionally tedious.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    The trial and error form of play becomes tedious, and the game only uses the D-pad or stylus to make selections. Boring is the best and only word to describe this game.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    Ford: Racing: Off-Road is probably not a game that anyone is going to run out and get, and that is for a very good reason. It should probably be a prize that is handed out for either eating an entire box of cereal or test driving a Jeep.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    This game is not even worthy of a rental so I strongly advise that you stay away. Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go play a better game…it’s called Sneak King.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    There is too little of interest for people who don't care about the series, but fans may not mind spending a few hours with it.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    As I actually played Vegas Party, though, I realized that I’d rather be alphabetizing my CD collection than finishing up the game.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    The graphics are from about 15 years ago, the programming is poorly coded, and the written dialogue is laugh out loud embarrassing. The budget price of $20 is not worth the frustration.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    Play the DS or 360 version instead.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    So many things in this game are either unpolished or retarded that it’s hard to care about the subject matter.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    Unless something drastic happens to the series, perhaps THQ is better putting this old dog down.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    The music is simple, though repetitive and the graphics are actually pretty good compared to the game play. If I was a little kid and my parents bought me this game, I’d get a few good days of play out of it before trading it in for a well made game… or any game really.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Even with the budget price of $20, this is not a recommended game. The quirkiness is a little too over the top and the touch controls are shoddy at best.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Everything considered, Double D Dodgeball is a waste of a nice idea.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    As a game of tactics, it fails completely. As an action game, it doesn't deliver any thrills or sense of style. Ghost Recon 2 simply fails at everything.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Heck, I could have watched 12 hours of The Weather Channel and had more fun and seen better graphics. The real downer is that the only segment of the war left for a third game is Dana Sterling’s story, known the world over to be the most melodramatic and least exciting chunk of the Robotech mythos.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Rainbow Island Revolutions is a joke.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    And if you're a fan of The Justice League or The Flash, I emphasize that you should not buy this game, as it may taint how you feel about both of them.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    Even for the deeply discounted price of $20, Redneck Jamboree is absolutely not worth the price of admission and should be avoided at all costs. If you need your casual mini game fix, just stick with Wii Sports or Wii Play.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    This game, unfortunately, is one big negative.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    Trying to pass this disc off as a game is an insult to video games. If you want to see naked females, then rent a porno. If you want to play mini games, play "Mario Party" or "Wario Ware." If you want to play a trivia game, then play "You Don’t Know Jack" or "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." Mixing all these elements into an Xbox game is ridiculous.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    It is quite obvious that Puzzle Kingdoms had a low budget to work with. They tried to recreate Puzzle Quest to make another quick buck, but fell completely flat.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    If you’re really into duck hunting you’ll find it more fun to drag your bum out of bed at five in the morning than put this game in your Wii.
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    • 26 Critic Score
    With such a vast library of interesting and fun to play DS games available, this game is doomed to sit in cardboard displays of bargain games across the country, and for good reason.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 26 Critic Score
    It's still clear that this game has crossed the line from being simple enough for a child into simply being cheap.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 26 Critic Score
    Homie Rollerz is a disaster.

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