God is a Geek's Scores

  • Games
For 4,408 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 62% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 Middle-earth: Shadow of War
Lowest review score: 10 Gene Rain
Score distribution:
4445 game reviews
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Drive Girls is a disappointing game in almost every aspect with only a few redeeming factors.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Mugen Souls Z is a bland, generic JRPG. The only thing that makes it stand out from the crowd is the rampant sex that runs through it. Personally I found it distasteful; games are better than this, and Mugen Souls Z is the precise reason why the entire medium gets viewed as juvenile. If you like JRPGs you could probably do worse – nothing about it is broken – but you could also do a hell of a lot better.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Animal Shelter Simulator should be a game full of joy and life, but in reality it's just bland, repetitive and hard to control.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Defense Technica is a bland, run-of-the-mill affair. It brings almost nothing new to the genre and relies on tried and tested mechanics.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Sports Story is a huge disappointment, with a ton of technical issues, a lack of tutorials and unenjoyable new sports making it one to avoid.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With incomplete squads, dull Match Days and an overreliance on microtransactions, Championship Manager 17 is not much more than a half-entertaining way to waste time that will also waste your battery.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    CrossfireX has some interesting ideas in Remedy's dual campaigns, but everything else feels dated and generic.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Although I applaud Bigmoon for trying to bring this niche motorsport into video games properly, the end result is awkward and feels unfinished.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There’s no getting around the fact that on-rails shooters just feel restrictive, and Rambo is a score-attack game that’s gotten a bit lost in time.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Caligula Effect is an average JRPG with a memorable soundtrack that has some ambitious ideas for mechanics, but fails in executing them in a constructive manner.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Nickelodeon Kart Racers is just about a passable karting game. It feels rushed and bland, meaning there's little here to inspire you for very long.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Muppets Movie Adventures is light on content, light on ideas and doesn’t truly respect the Muppets who star in it. It’s a £2.99 iOS game packaged into a full priced Vita release. There are PS1 games available on the Vita that would be a much better use of your money and more enjoyable for your kids to play.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The problem is not wholly in the execution or even in the intent; the very act itself is questionable. After playing this, I had to ask myself, “What is the point of this?” If I wanted the same experience, I could have easily gone back to Silent Hill or Racoon City for a much richer, nostalgia-filled trip.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you’re in need of a distraction then Ricochet does enough to amuse, but anyone with sights for something even slightly robust should investigate other avenues.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Me Vs. You tries to do something a little different, and while I can’t fault the developers for their good intentions, the simple fact is that two player games don’t work if the rules are too complicated and the user interface is too bewildering.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With impossibly light trucks that flip over if you simply sneeze, incredibly repetitive gameplay and a pointless, bland open world, Monster Jam: Steel Titans just isn’t fun to play.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With its weird physics issues and inept AI, FlatOut 4 is a frustrating game that simply disappoints on every level.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Unfortunately the core game underneath the gloss and stacks of features is no better than the first Wii Party – and in many ways is actually worse. 80 minigames had better have a good strike-rate or they become a procession of annoying interludes; there are only so many ways you can throw a dice and move around a track.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Hard and unforgiving, Has Been Heroes has the potential to create the videogame equivalent of Jack Torrance in anyone who plays it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Splatter: Just Harder Times is an ill-conceived, poorly made game that has almost no redeeming qualities. Everything about the game screams mediocrity, and it’s hard to recommend it to even fans of the genre.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    An ambitious game that just doesn't feel good enough even for a low budget title.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    An intriguing puzzle game let down by dull visuals and tiresome design.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Uncertain: Light at the End isn't a bad game, but so much of it feels uninspired and done before that it fails to thrill or excite.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Legend of Korra is a poor title that offers little in the way of fun. The combat is the highlight, but even then it mostly consists of button mashing and has multiple irritating elements.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Dwarves is hard to recommend to any but the most diehard RPG fan, due to poor combat and terrible performance.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Grievously weighed down by its unforgiving orienteering mechanic, tedious gameplay and frame-rate issues, Kholat is more likely to leave you with your head aching rather than your head spinning.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A one trick pony, and once you’ve played through the first operation enough times to complete it you’ll have stopped laughing. The controls err on frustrating far too often, and while deliberately clumsy, the entire system is too inconsistent to provide much fun.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A quiz game that does little to hold your attention after the initial impressions.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Singstar Ultimate Party completely fails to move with the times, with an overall karaoke package that is inferior to the 2004 blueprint.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Rodea The Sky Soldier on 3DS has very few good things going for it, overshadowed by atrocious controls and bland visuals. It is designed to be replayed, but I don’t ever want to experience it again.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite its interesting puzzles, DYING: Reborn struggles to be much more than a poor example of horror; the scares are few and far between, the plot and its characters are horribly played out and given how generic it can frequently be, it’s alarming how seriously it takes itself.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I can only hope that something else comes along soon to show us what Kinect 2.0 is truly capable of, because if this is it, we’re in for another generation of shockingly disappointing movement-controlled video games.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Mekazoo wants desperately to be in the company of Donkey Kong, Mario and Sonic, but can barely rub shoulders with Blinx the Time Sweeper.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's supposed to be terrible, because it's satire, but you reach a point where you begin to feel like the deliberate poor quality is an insult rather than a jape.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Coast Guard struggles to keep its head above water and offers very little to keep you going back for more.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A disappointing package which fails to showcase the appeal of the classic series. Bad boss fights and bad mini games make this remake hard to recommend.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The concept is admittedly a pretty great one (who doesn’t want to be a flying squirrel?) but sadly the game design and mechanics just aren’t strong enough to make the experience enjoyable.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With so many great rally games already available, V-Rally 4’s poor handling and inconsistent AI just can’t compete with its competition. It should have stayed as a fondly-remembered retro series.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Sadly, despite its pretty aesthetic, Rain World is a confusing and sluggish platformer that failed to give me any reason for what I was doing and just left me feeling bored and bewildered.
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    • 40 Critic Score
    Sky Oceans: Wings for Hire looks to recapture the magic of Skies of Arcadia, but slow combat and clunky controls let it down significantly.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Pumped BMX Pro is a decent game with loads of tricks to keep you occupied but the precision of the jumps and the steep learning curve can be quite off putting.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With clunky combat and poorly explained mechanics, Lovecraft’s Untold Stories 2 fails to hit the mark in any meaningful way.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Spartan Assault takes all the aspects that made the Halo series popular – expansive levels, an epic storyline, cutting edge visuals and inventive gunplay – and throws them all away.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Fluster Cluck is a game devoid of ambition. It looks, feels and sounds like a mobile game, and the loose mechanics aren’t helped by a premise that goes stale inside of half an hour.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With its immature design and humour, Drawn To Death is a game out of time. Its server issues and general instability compound that, distracting from what could have been a fun arena shooter.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A good premise that just doesn’t match up to it’s execution, much like one of Akko’s spells.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Star Horizon simply has too many issues to warrant playing. Poor graphics, voices and variety make for a dull experience, and one level is broken to the point of unbeatable. If you want to blast some enemy ships, just play Starfox again.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Playing Dead Man's Diary is simply a tedious experience, and unless you have an invisible wall fetish you should stay well away.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Umbrella Corps is a weak shooter that seems far too rushed and empty for any real fun to be had with it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Point and click adventures have a hard enough time drawing new players in without games like this tainting their waning reputation. This is definitely not the saviour of the genre; it’s sadly just one to avoid.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Jettomero: Hero of the Universe is visually very beautiful, but it feels like a game that contains a number of unfinished ideas wrapped up in a gorgeous package.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Structurally it’s a mess, with most missions playing out as grind-fests through dull-as-dishwater locales, and with the kind of misogynistic portrayal of supposedly-strong female characters that gives the genre a bad name, this is the very worst that JRPGs have to offer, and we can only recommend that you divorce yourself from any thoughts of shelling out your hard-earned cash on it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Aztech Forgotten Gods has a great setting, but that doesn't excuse how bad controlling the main character feels.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This is a lazy cash in, a shoddy waste of your time with nothing to recommend beyond the fact it’s one of the cheapest games in the PSVR catalogue thus far.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It is just sad that when the sport is on the crest of a wave of popularity, Cyanide couldn’t have done something to make their simulation more appealing to the general populace.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Let me put it to you this way. I actually stopped playing The Amazing Spider-Man 2 to do some other work. I’d play a mission, decide I couldn’t take any more and go do something else instead, just to get away from it. Quite frankly, that’s the opposite of what a game should be.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Flashback 2 is a mind-boggling mess of a game with few redeeming features, and a sequel we just didn’t need.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Carnival games falls so short of achieving anything good that it’s genuinely hard to think of a reason for anyone to buy it.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Inexcusable glitches, unresponsive controls, broken combat, bizarre gameplay design (hacking games, really?), unfair enemies and completely unnecessary loading times make for a monumental disappointment.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    That Babylon's Fall comes from Platinum Games is perhaps the biggest surprise here. A banal, uninspired hack 'n' slasher with no imagination or personality.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Ultimately, The Deer God’s biggest sin is that it just feels utterly pointless. There is no emotional reason for me to play, and the gameplay is so benign and fruitless that it just made me wonder why I still held the controller in my hand. It may be trying to convey some important message about nature of survival, but it’s nowhere near engaging enough to be noticed.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The gaming equivalent of a knock-off Rolex, Girl Fight takes all the concepts and themes of Dead or Alive, imitates its combat’s mechanics with no idea how to make them enjoyable, plays up its more repulsive features, and pretends to be the real deal when it’s nothing more than a cheap, tacky, disposable imitation.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    As a Switch port, this is very good but as a game it is not worth your time unless you’re a die hard for a Sin City like aesthetic and need a new match 3 game with it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    There are a lot of characters here, and the game covers quite a bit of narrative ground, but the presentation and combat engine are just so clumsy that it’s impossible to recommend Saint Seiya: Brave Soldiers to anyone but the most desperate fans of the anime.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Devil's Third is an ugly, unoriginal, archaic adventure that seems determined to sabotage everything good in it.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A poor offering from Red Dev leaves us with a game almost impossible to recommend.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Even at just shy of three quid, this feels like poor value. Small developers should be taking these opportunities to create interesting and worthwhile ideas, not pointless relics like Turtle Tale that belong on a Mastertronic cassette in the darkest recesses of gaming’s past.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A bog-standard dungeon crawler with added boobies, Party Favors offers forgettable titillation but almost no actual substance.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Flip Wars is not worth buying at all right now and it needs a lot of work to come close to being decent let alone good.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Invizimals: The Lost Kingdom is not only a bad game, it’s also the sort of lazy, badly-executed tripe that you would have seen during the last days of the original PlayStation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Ice Mechanica is technically a competent game, but it commits the cardinal sin of gaming by being not very fun at all.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Young Justice: Legacy exists as a video game accompaniment to the TV series, and in this regard it’s a repetitive, unsatisfying, and unimpressive failure. There are better scrolling beat-em up’s out there, and there’s more than enough Superhero media around to help you avoid playing this.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Aggressively un-enjoyable. Senseless level design, poor hit detection, and cheap deaths combine for a wholly repellent experience.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    As its name suggests, playing this at times is painful, void of fun, and a chore that could've been avoided had a lot more care been put into it.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A wonderful claymation art style and a unique soundtrack aren’t enough to save this point-and-click adventure from its own monotonous puzzles and uninteresting story.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The authenticity to the series shown in the cutscenes and the general presentation would be enough to make an average game a little more attractive to fans – but, sadly, this is way below an average game.
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    • 30 Critic Score
    Even those who enjoy a word puzzle will find Wordhunters frustrating and dull. It lacks any spark, and should be avoided.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    An uninspired, unoriginal Left4Dead clone that suffers from wishy-washy shooting and a lack of polish.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Rekoil is a banal title with poorly implemented features, confusing UI and ugly aesthetics. I can appreciate what Plastic Piranha tried to do, but sadly they have failed to deliver on promises of balanced, competitive gameplay – and even on some of the basic core mechanics of a competent FPS.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A tedious slog that sullies the legacy of its vaunted predecessors.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle is the worst Touhou game I’ve played and one that you should avoid unless you absolutely must own everything Touhou.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Dawn of Fear is a poor attempt to recreate the magic of a survival horror classic, with too many problems to gain any sense of enjoyment. Brok3nsite has tried to create a nostalgic tribute to Resident Evil, but in the process they’ve somehow made it worse than the original. Perhaps its biggest omission and ultimate failure is its scare factor, creating predictable moments of terror that never hit as they should.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It's such a shame that Bravo Team is bad because Supermassive has made some great games, but this is by far the worst.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A poorly written game with gameplay that feels stiff and archaic, along with endless waves of enemies that take far too long to beat.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Lifeless, unpolished and uninspired. These are all words used to describe such a dull ripoff. This game gives badgers a bad name and, quite frankly, unlike the real creature, these badgers should be culled.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    You really shouldn’t play Escape Dead Island. It isn’t fun, and the only real redeeming feature is that it is technically playable.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Between lackluster combat, outdated graphics and the horrendous stripping mechanic, it's very hard to think of a reason to recommend Akiba's Trip: Hellbound and Debriefed.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Farmer's Dynasty could have some appeal with a blend of RPG, farming and life simulations, but it is a woefully optimised piece of software with frame rates that judder to a halt after thirty minutes of play.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Randall is buggy, loose, and unresponsive, but worst of all a completely boring platformer that isn’t worth your time.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    As poor a cash in as this reviewer has ever had the misfortune to play.
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    • 20 Critic Score
    The Hounds should be set loose on this game, as it has no real redeeming features.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Greyhill Incident could have cornered a niche in the market, yet its forgettable story, poor dialogue, and lazy gameplay make it one to miss.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Clunky UI, appalling gameplay, broken and buggy mechanics mean Takedown: Red Sabre should be avoided at all cost.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A tragic step back from the above-average Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2, Enemy Front is a turgid, listless affair with far too many problems to recommend. Terrible AI, truly awful graphics and a dull plot add up to make this a World War II shooter that you’ll want to avoid like a Nazi death squad. Disappointing and derivative.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A weak football simulation that lacks any real depth, making you wonder what the necessity of trying to bring back was.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There are so many elements of Lococycle that don’t work well, or that are just plain boring, it is hard to see how the game could have been released on Xbox One.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It’s a broken, buggy, disjointed mess. Perhaps the biggest plus point is that it’s mercifully short at around 4 hours long.

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