Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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reviews
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- Simon Abrams
Fortune Favors Lady Nikuko succeeds where so many other movies like it fail simply by making its characters seem real enough to be going through a series of familiar growing pains.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
For those who have understandably not seen Takakura's original film due to international distribution issues: think "The Fugitive," only this time, Tommy Lee Jones' gruff cop is replaced by a more sympathetic hot-shot detective.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 4, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The Conjuring is as toothless as it is because it's two different kinds of boring. The film's plot is explained exhaustively whenever loud noises aren't blaring, and random objects aren't teasingly leaping out at you from the corner of your eye.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 19, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
There’s some appreciable serenity and a lot of personal grief on display in Out Stealing Horses, but it’s only visible in fits and starts.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 7, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Deerskin isn’t weird enough to be great, mostly because Dupieux (“Rubber, “Reality”) is a little too precious when it comes to pacing, characterizations, humor, etc.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Villain is the kind of stiflingly reverent genre picture that is so beholden to its main characters’ pity-me worldview that its predictably downbeat ending feels like the kind of hero worship that you often find in either a cloying biopic or a hidebound true crime adaptation.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 22, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
It is also the post-punk writer/director Sion Sono's most accessible film: a middle-aged filmmaker's tribute to the kind of epic-sized gangster-romance he used to fantasize about making.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 7, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Poser might have been more satisfying if its gauzy night-club aesthetic and bold, underlined dialogue didn’t smother viewers with trite observations about hipster artistes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 17, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, The Deer King fatally (and repeatedly) stalls as its plot starts winding down and its creators lunge for a character-driven moral to a symbolically freighted parable.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 14, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Ne Zha 2 is a rare sequel that amplifies both its action and drama without sacrificing much of what already worked in the last movie. It’s also a rare blockbuster that offers something worthwhile for a wide-ranging audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
If you’re looking for meaning, humor, or comfort, you’d best not look for it here.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 10, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
A few heavy-handed stabs at commentary aside, “Queens of the Dead” gets by with good, flirty cheer.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 24, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
There are a lot of fragmentary ideas in The Real Thing, but they’re not cohesive or worthwhile as they’re loosely formed into one grey 232-minute lump.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 4, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
I can’t honestly recommend Climate of the Hunter to everybody; it’s not a generic horror movie, but rather a dark arthouse fantasy that brings to mind the films of Ingmar Bergman and Andy Milligan. To say that Reece’s movie is bound to be an acquired taste would be something of an understatement.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 18, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Quintana's emphasis on Jungian dream logic gives his otherwise spartan parable a compelling mythic dimension. The Vessel may bring Malick to mind, but it also feels like a major work by an exciting new talent.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Too bad writer-director Leena Yadav only infrequently uses innuendo-driven sex talk to break up a monotonous series of confrontations between misogynistic alpha males and their unhappy wives.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Psycho Goreman isn’t clever or lively enough to be more than fitfully fun, especially given how much time is spent mocking generic, but painstakingly recreated plot contrivances.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 22, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Byun ultimately pulls too many punches, but Kill Boksoon remains impressive, if only for its unexpected sensitivity and considerable emotional range.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 31, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The Christmas-themed home-invasion movie Better Watch Out starts out as one kind of unpleasant, then switches gears to a higher level of unearned nastiness.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 6, 2017
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The Paper Tigers is still very much a martial arts movie that ends with a late-night rooftop fight, and then a celebratory dim sum meal. But if you already like this sort of lightweight crowdpleaser, you’re bound to find something worthwhile here.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 7, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Legends of the Mountain’s narrative fuse may be long, but Hu knows exactly when to light it and when to snuff it out.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Gender inequality may be a potentially complicating factor when it comes to sexual trauma (i.e., men can also be abused by women), but that provocative conceit isn’t considered with much care or intelligence.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 30, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
A charmingly filthy, albeit rather amateurish stab at making a macho action-hero persona out of Moore's stand-up sensibility.- RogerEbert.com
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- Simon Abrams
The most enchanting thing about “ChaO” isn’t necessarily its hyperpoptimism, but the many little ways in which its breezy and arresting style reflects its creators’ lightly held Utopianism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 10, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
The film's rote right-makes-might fantasy wouldn't be so obnoxious if pandering to the lowest common denominator wasn't its default mode.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 14, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Generally speaking, the museum seems like a modest, but vividly-detailed freak show.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 18, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The resulting episodic narrative is light on dialogue and heavy on ambiance; it's precise to an unsettling degree since a number of scenes start and stop whenever Lizzy can feel her way in and out of them.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 5, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
You shouldn't watch Shin Godzilla for Godzilla alone. He's not really the star of the film—Yaguchi and the rest of his human adversaries are. They credibly resist the end of the world with ingenuity and teamwork, making Shin Godzilla just as winningly optimistic as it is pleasurably eccentric.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 11, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The exhilarating Japanese animated coming-of-age fantasy Mind Game plays out like a hallucinogen-fueled shaggy-dog joke that only ends after twenty-year-old horndog Nishi (Kôji Imada) discovers that the world does not revolve around him.- Village Voice
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