Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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reviews
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, Studio 4°C’s sumptuous animation and sound design still make “All You Need is Kill” a vivid and worthwhile do-over.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 16, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
In many ways, Zhang’s latest is the coldest film that he’s made in a while, though it might also be his most alluring.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 30, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
There's a lot of chutzpah on display throughout the film, even during essentially soggy, dialogue-intensive sequences, which are broken up by disorienting flashbacks. But Jung's biggest failing is his inability to make Sook-hee a heroine worth caring about.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 25, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Call Me Lucky is a loving but fair portrait of the artist as a heroic hothead.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The film's nature as a work of propaganda would be more deplorable—or at least eyeroll-inducing—if it weren't so poorly blocked, scripted, performed, and choreographed. There is no joy in Seagal-ville, dear rubber-neckers, because pretty much everybody here has struck out.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 16, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The sprawling scope of The Traitor is a big part of its dryly funny (though never in a ha-ha kind of way) appeal, and that takes some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 31, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Die-hard X Japan fans may enjoy seeing Yoshiki talk about his past, but everyone else will leave We Are X wondering who X Japan is.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 2, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Winningly over-the-top Korean gangster drama Asura: The City of Madness is what you'd get if you combined The Wire with a really good soap opera.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Okazaki gets close to, but never sheds enough light on, Mifune's elusive personality.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 23, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Monster Hunt 2 is charming enough on a scene-to-scene basis that its success is worth noting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Bloodthirsty isn’t as deep or dark as it needs to be, and that’s way more frustrating than its general lack of werewolves.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 23, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Cocker's magnetic persona is a huge part of Pulp's identity, but it's not the band's greatest legacy. So don't be surprised when Cocker's gas-leak hiss of a voice is drowned out by smoke machine cannons, and fails to swell until it bursts at the end of "Common People."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 20, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
A strong ensemble cast, led by Sterling K. Brown and Regina Hall, does a lot of emotional heavy lifting in the otherwise lightweight mockumentary Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 26, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Piercing, the latest horror film by music video helmer turned feature horror writer/director Nicolas Pesce, is more frustrating than it is actually bad. Because Piercing, an adaptation of Ryu Murakami's novel of the same name, succeeds as a darkly comic provocation. I think. Sort of?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 1, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
By inexpertly filtering her art through her travails, Wood and Altunaga reimagine Parra's suicide as an explicable conclusion to her turbulent life.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 26, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Without Charlize Theron, the spy adventure Atomic Blonde would only be clever. She makes it insightful. The actress gives emotional depth to the highly mannered behavior of the film’s heroine.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 26, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Arthouse horror flick The Eyes of My Mother actively alienates viewers by presenting episodes in a woman's life from a post-human, God-like perspective. Sometimes. Usually. Probably?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 2, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Knock at the Cabin does not disappoint. It’s a movie that reminds us why Shyamalan is one of contemporary cinema’s greatest alchemists and a prime example of a filmmaker at his best and boldest.- The Playlist
- Posted Feb 1, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Pattinson and Wasikowska deserve better material than the Zellners’ head-scratchingly lazy jokes.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 21, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The Limehouse Golem only reflects its creators' lack of imagination. Medina and Goldman invest so much time in (poorly) misleading audiences that they say nothing memorable about the past, or why it matters to today's audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 8, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
With Bullet Train Explosion, you get a straight-down-the-line crowdpleaser, replete with duty-bound authority figures in well-pressed uniforms, anxious and often self-absorbed passengers, Macgyver-like problem-solving, seat-of-your-pants close calls, that sort of thing. There are no real surprises here, just what you’d want from this sort of cheeseball entertainment.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
I wanted to root for and care about the world of “Night Raiders,” but I never felt like Niska and her daughter said more about themselves than their predictable behavior advertised.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 12, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
In this context, Farnworth’s appropriately broad performance is exceptional. She doesn’t have much dialogue that’s worthy of her playful, all-in line readings, but Farnworth deserves all due praise.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 2, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
If nothing else, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reminds us that nostalgia is often used as a mandate for spectacularly lazy filmmaking.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 8, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Documentary character study Kung Fu Elliot starts off as a cringe-humor portrait of a delusional would-be action star, but gradually transforms into a thoughtful examination of its title character's naïveté.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 24, 2015
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
I’d have an easier time accepting the trite, asked-and-answered conclusions that director Muye Wen and co-writers Jianu Han and Wei Zhong lead viewers to if they were more adept at tugging at viewers’ heart-strings.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 9, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Fighter never strays far from the path that other movies like it have previously charted, but it still delivers most of what it promises.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 30, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
There aren’t many surprises here, because the bread crumbs that lead to the movie’s big finish are plentiful and very stale. Seriously, the plot twists in this movie are so obvious and unappetizing that you couldn’t miss them if you tried.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 10, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
A very good film, but only if you're willing to inevitably submit to its anarchic sensibility.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 9, 2015
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