Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
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Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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reviews
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 20, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Charlie Says loses much of its potency whenever it's not directly about the ordinary motives of the individual Manson clan members.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 10, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Your enjoyment of “Tornado” depends on how much you want to root for thinly drawn characters who don’t look strong enough to carry an entire movie. They can and they can’t, depending on how patient you’re feeling.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 30, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Co-directors and writers Billy Bryk and “Stranger Things” star Finn Wolfhard pay homage to ‘80s body count pics with a sappy but likable coming-of-age comedy about a group of summer camp counselors who are stalked and slayed by a masked killer.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 4, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Sting has a lot of the right ideas but not enough inspiration to string them all together.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 12, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The atmospheric but threadbare male bonding horror flick The Ritual is so well-directed that you can't help but groan at its lightweight script's many little inadequacies.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Even with so many talented actors involved, there’s nothing really galvanizing or particularly provocative about Redford’s latest.- The Playlist
- Posted Mar 11, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Pseudo-sensitive bro-dude rom-com Date and Switch comes out today, and it already feels dated.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 14, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Almost everything that’s enjoyable about Escape From Pretoria is a variation on stuff you’ve probably seen in superior prison movies, though Radcliffe’s haunted performance is exceptionally compelling.- TheWrap
- Posted Mar 10, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The maddeningly unfocused Israeli documentary West of the Jordan River doesn’t reveal anything insightful about Gaza settlers’ reasons for either supporting or rejecting a two-state solution.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
People are not good or bad in The Cut — they are subject to violent whims, and rarely given fair opportunities to defend themselves. The Cut can therefore be seen as a historical corrective.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 18, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Somehow, The Wandering Earth II never feels tonally unbalanced or narratively convoluted, partly because Gwo and his collaborators keep their movie’s plot focused on feats of action-adventure heroism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 20, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Our Time is even funny sometimes, albeit in the same kind of wryly mordant and cosmically alienated way as Stanley Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 14, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Antibirth is novel, mysterious, and sometimes even dangerous enough to suck you in if you surrender to its confrontational, avant garde style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 2, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Everything in 1BR is over-exposed, often literally thanks to the movie’s basic camera set-ups and general emphasis on naturally and/or harshly front-lit close-ups, or medium shots of brown stucco walls.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 24, 2020
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 27, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Loro feels like the work of a more mature artist. Sorrentino knows exactly who his Berlusconi is, and, with the help of Servillo — who delivers a characteristically impressive performance — manages to make the former Prime Minister’s total lack of introspection seem ironically revealing. Ecco Silvio: pathetic, alone, indestructible.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 20, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, Afflicted is as emotionally involving as a really accomplished special-effects sizzle reel.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 4, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
I was also so disturbed by this film that I felt I had to rewatch certain scenes just to confirm that the emotional exhaustion I experienced while watching it wasn't just a personal preference, but rather a problem I had with what Iwai and his collaborators do in the film.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 10, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Four Latinx-themed horror segments of variable quality are sandwiched between a modestly amusing wrap-around story about a haunted traveler, simply called “The Traveler.” It’s not enough, despite some amusing performances and effects-driven thrills.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 14, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Queer writer-director Mitchell Lichtenstein (the mind behind the vagina dentata horror-comedy Teeth) and an impressive team of collaborators inspire laughs and/or terror out of the libidinal hang-ups of frail stay-at-home mom Constance (Jena Malone) and her unfulfilled spouse, Joseph (Ed Stoppard).- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 16, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
While casting Glover as a reluctant everyman takes admirable chutzpah, there’s not much to “Mr. K” beyond its second-hand surrealism and strained counter-mythmaking.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 8, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, Jodo’s latest is also way too weird to be hagiographic. It’s indulgent, absurd, frustrating, and more than a little gross. It’s also idiosyncratic and funny enough, and in ways that Jodo’s fans will probably love.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 7, 2020
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 13, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a chintzy silver lining tacked onto every potentially dark cloud in the cloying French World War II drama A Bag of Marbles, a pseudo-inspiring adaptation of Jewish World War II survivor Joseph Joffo’s partly fictionalized memoir.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
An uneven but satisfying hostage crisis thriller that is also a perfect example of the type of late-period films martial arts star Jackie Chan has decided to make after entering middle age.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 5, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
There's something off about Beyond the Clouds, a beautiful but obnoxious Indian-set drama.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 20, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Piers McGrail's nuanced, moody cinematography brings out the best in writer-director Ivan Kavanagh's over-mannered but effectively creepy ghost story.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
An unbearably preachy post-financial-crisis civics lesson in heist movie drag.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 31, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The filmmakers fall over themselves trying to respect Man's outlook on life, and this makes their subject seem more like a hyper-disciplined saint than a world-reknowned, ass-kicking hermit.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 20, 2013
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