Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Claire's Camera is, like many of Hong's best comedies before it, amusing without necessarily being laugh-out-loud funny.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a significant difference in quality between the mediocre scenario (and dialogue) and thrilling production design (and direction) in White Snake.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 27, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
This is a film noir that is, despite some jittery, Tony Scott-esque action sequences, so cool, that you will leave it begging for a sequel.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 31, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Realistically, Overlord is a simple mechanism to deliver squib packs and swear words, a function that the film's creators accomplish despite their otherwise unremarkable story's choppy pacing and general humorlessness.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
While the first hour of “New Gods: Yang Jian” is about as attractive as it is surreal, the back half only works if you care about the destinies of its undistinguished protagonists.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 20, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The Nowhere Inn . . . is a collection of comedic and musical sketches that are not funny, weird or thoughtful enough to sell its creators’ insistent, but mostly trite and undeveloped, ideas about the performative nature of self-fashioning and creative authenticity.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Imagine a cross between "Annie" and "Jesus Christ Superstar," only with more speed metal. Now imagine a lot of long takes of sometimes merely adequate, sometimes sneakily brilliant performers doing simple dance steps or sing-talking reams of theatrical dialogue (adapted from Charles Peguy's religious mystery play).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 13, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Maslany and Cullen's characters seem intended to be psychologically realistic, but they're only as complex as The Other Half's surface-deep style.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 9, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
But all the charm in the world wouldn't make Ra.One's sanctimoniousness seem any more genuine.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 29, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
The heroes of this film are, in other words, selfish, but never in a venal, or ugly way. They're human, and they do what they must to face each successive challenge they're confronted with.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 4, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
A light touch doesn’t suit the heavy themes in The Power, a horror psychodrama that’s specifically concerned with sexual misconduct and then more generally about the abuse of (you guessed it) power at a London hospital.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
This Changes Everything isn't a game-changer, but it is jarring enough to be scary.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 29, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The film may be cinematic comfort food, but its creators do earn our trust and nail all the essential beats they need to along the way.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The main distinguishing feature of this film is its almost-novel nesting-doll plot structure, and passing thematic interest in its narrative's formulaic nature.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 21, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
These episodic sketches immediately feel monotonous since the plot isn't arranged in chronological or sequential order; leaps in time from 1945 back to 1941 and then forward to eventually 1944 are a distracting overcompensation for an otherwise lifeless chain of impersonal betrayals, cold-blooded murders, and unbelievable moping from all involved.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 17, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Despite its title, Drew: The Man Behind the Poster is not a documentary about movie poster artist Drew Struzan. Instead, Struzan's poster art is the film's real subject.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
What Taylor and his game cast, led by Selma Blair and Nicolas Cage, do get right will leave you excited, and eager for more.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 19, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Only the most committed genre fans and academic-minded masochists will want to hang around until the bitter, arthouse-meets-choose-your-own-adventure style ending.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 10, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Rather than dig into what’s specifically changing about their relationship, Duplass and Eslyn focus on armchair psychology and black-box speeches to explain away what’s really going on with these two men.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 7, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Barnaby Clay successfully keeps viewers on our toes, even if a lot of his movie feels like a series of programmatic jabs at our complacence.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Too bad The Djinn is often as plodding as it is impersonal. This movie crawls whenever it needs to sprint.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 14, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Pretty Lethal doesn’t even fully take flight once it finally escapes the realm of good taste, though it does feature a handful of standout moments and images. You might scratch your head a few times, but you also may enjoy yourself if you only want the filmmakers to embrace their unhinged high-concept premise- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 24, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
It's for-horror-nuts-only, but if you can see it with a rowdy crowd, Dead Snow 2 will appreciate exponentially.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 10, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The Dead Lands doesn't add up to much, but it is always on the verge of becoming more than just a bed time story for guys that wish "Braveheart" had a biceps-kissing baby with "Ong Bak."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The movie’s half-hearted jokes, on frustrated women artists and their blind male collaborators, tend to be one-note and thankfully besides the point. But if you adjust your expectations, you’re more likely to accept Lux Aeterna as a vigorously realized doodle.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 6, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
It's not a complicated narrative, possibly because the movie’s designed for younger viewers. But the conception of “Drifting Home” is so stunted that its only memorable thing is its untapped potential.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 16, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
A tepid situation comedy in indie drama drag, "The Black Sea" lacks a sense of urgency beyond a few moments of canned tension between Khalid and Georgi (Stoyo Mirkov), a haughty Bulgarian fisherman.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 22, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Wu and Lin have great chemistry, but only because Chow was smart enough to reimagine Journey to the West as a rare character-driven big-budget action-adventure — the kind of thing Americans might love if they knew it existed.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 2, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
This movie is progressive intentionally, but not formally, and the difference between its creators’ themes and consideration is unfortunately glaring.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 16, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Deepsea Challenge has too little interest in anything that's not Cameron's personal experience.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 5, 2014
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