Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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- Simon Abrams
There's nothing specific, thoughtful or emotionally involving about Election Night beyond a basic need to push buttons, and get a rise out of viewers. The good guys are actually bad, and the bad guys are too indistinct to be hateful. Vote with your wallets, and go see something else.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 30, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
This might have been a better movie if its creators embraced their fitful bloodthirst. Instead, they seem to hope that you like these stock characters enough that you’ll gasp when their friends and enemies inevitably bite the dust. A machine to kill vague people, “Whistle” never delivers on its frightful promise.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 6, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
That kind of gallow’s humor defines the surface tone of Arkansas, which often feels like a riff on “Breaking Bad,” only now it’s more about how sad it is to be poor white trash.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 5, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The film will only work for you if you expect it not to make sense, and enjoy jokes that go on and on and then suddenly (and repeatedly) jack-knife off a cliff or two.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Yakusho's breathless, riveting performance grounds The World of Kanako even as it threatens to devolve into an unbearable series of nihilistic plot twists and gory set pieces.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Tusk is bearable thanks in no small part to its game cast, particularly character actor Michael Parks's Vincent Price-esque baddy.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 19, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Most of the documents that Lapa quotes from are, as presented, unrevealing — even offensive.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 30, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
What's most arresting is the way Mizgirev's vision of 1860s Russia shines through in the perspiration on Champagne goblets, the flicker of candlelight on faces, and the sheen of polished-steel dueling pistols.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
I want to recommend Nelson's film in spite of how misconceived it is simply because it asks interesting questions, albeit in some of the most banal ways imaginable.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 8, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The kind of childish genre movie that gives genre movies a bad reputation.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 5, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The most frustrating thing about the British prenatal horror movie Kindred is not that it’s impersonal, but rather that it’s not personal enough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 6, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
There’s not enough cold sweat ambience here, and that makes it even harder to root for a modestly budgeted chiller whose creators clearly started their project from a place of cinephilic affection. Even sympathetic genre fans will have trouble finding something new about such old hat material.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 8, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, the movie’s unexpected plot twist violently re-directs its treacly uplift narrative for the sake of a Hail Mary conclusion that’s almost ridiculous enough to be campy fun. It’s not though, since the twist in question feels like a last-ditch effort to convince viewers that the movie’s otherwise plain story, credited to Vera Herbert (series writer on “This Is Us”), has more depth than it does.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 15, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The exceptionally fun martial arts beat-em-up Kickboxer: Retaliation is a very dumb, and very satisfying throwback to a simpler time when American action films were as predictable as they were formulaic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
As a performer, Fischbach’s frantic performance can sometimes be distractingly monotonous, but as a filmmaker, he has an impressive eye not only for compositional details, but also for how his images cut and flow together.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 6, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
Puncture's story only moves forward thanks to Evans's charm. But a good lead performance can't single-handedly save thin material.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
The sheer too-much-ness of Alienoid could have easily been wearying, given its many tangents and supporting characters. Thankfully, writer/director Choi Dong-hoon confirms his hitmaker reputation by balancing over-inflated set pieces with disarming screwball comedy and delightful character actor performances.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 26, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Thor: The Dark World's characters are often very charming, but they're only so much fun when they're stuck going through the motions.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 8, 2013
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 2, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
The arbitrary value of life in I Am Not a Serial Killer makes its nature as an ostensibly character-driven mystery that much harder to swallow. Don't bother with this nonsensical time-waster.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 26, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
While Sniper: The White Raven sometimes delivers solid meat-and-potatoes action movie violence, the rest of the film only confirms the hellish nature of war, which we’ve all seen before.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The unsettling mood and creeping pace of the Indonesian horror movie The Queen of Black Magic take some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 29, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The movie’s cast members all seem to understand their assignments, which makes even the sketchiest material seem more robust. There’s also more technical polish, as well as a general knack for comic timing, than you might expect from a remake of “The Toxic Avenger.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 29, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Cassel’s Gauguin may ultimately be a lightweight cinematic descendant of the monstrous European pioneers that Klaus Kinski played in Aguirre, the Wrath of God and Fitzcarraldo, but he’s also both menacing and pitiable enough to make Gauguin: Voyage to Tahiti riveting on a moment-to-moment basis.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 12, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
This sleepy and visually murky black-and-white drama belabors the same banal truisms about memory and role-playing during wartime –basically, it’s impossible to maintain your autonomy when you’re only a pawn in a complicated game — and tends to be more interesting to think about than to watch.- TheWrap
- Posted Apr 20, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The British WWII drama “Munich - The Edge of War” starts off as a prim spy thriller and ends as an insufferable civics lesson.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 21, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
In this case, Eckhart exudes the sort of unselfconscious paternal energy that’s needed to keep things moving in between the familiar, but well-executed disaster movie story beats. He almost single-handedly makes Deep Water a better-than-average genre exercise, though the bloody shark attacks and corny banter don’t hurt either.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 30, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a definite beginning, a doughy middle, and a gaping end to “Project Wolf Hunting,” but they somehow don’t cohere into a feature-length spectacle.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 7, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
While some of the film's wide emotional turns—from over-caffeinated road movie to magically-realistic melodrama and back again—are not handled with care, the film is more than the sum of its unequal parts.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
We meander from one story to the next until every idea, big and small, gets cast aside with childish zeal.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 22, 2021
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