Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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reviews
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- Simon Abrams
Burial has a hard enough core, both in terms of its central premise and its pulpy tropes, that for about 30 minutes, it almost works as a decent B-movie, right before it unceremoniously falls apart.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 2, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
There doesn’t seem to be a romantic-comedy cliché missing from the bland French domestic Back to Burgundy, a wholly contrived post-adolescent coming-of-age yarn.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 18, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Baskin does what many horror films try and fail to do: it makes you feel like you're a passive prisoner/spectator, watching as an especially vivid nightmare unfolds.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 25, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Tokyo Tribe, an adaptation of a popular Japanese manga, is bound to charm viewers — both the uninitiated and the diehard fans of director Sion Sono ("Why Don't You Play in Hell," "Love Exposure") — with its boundless energy ... for a while, anyway.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 23, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Everything matters in Cronenberg's Cosmopolis, but not everything is necessarily the same as DeLillo's book. And that makes the film, as a series of discussions about inter-related money-minded contradictions, insanely rich and maddeningly complex. We can't wait to rewatch it.- The Playlist
- Posted Aug 15, 2012
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- Simon Abrams
Gibney may encourage viewers to condemn the police, but his self-righteous editorializing doesn’t make up for the lack of convincing evidence.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 9, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
The first and maybe biggest problem facing viewers when they watch The Spine of Night is its drab and dramatically inert animation style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 29, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Before its typically inoffensive and unmemorable finale, Four Samosas inevitably skids into a self-conscious Anderson parody that even the uninitiated will see coming from miles off.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 2, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, The Deer King fatally (and repeatedly) stalls as its plot starts winding down and its creators lunge for a character-driven moral to a symbolically freighted parable.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 14, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Sun Choke is, after all, a melodrama, so you have to believe in Hagan's character. All of the impressionistic cinematography and special effects in the world couldn't save the film if you didn't care enough about Hagan's performance.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 5, 2016
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 8, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
With Nocebo, Finnegan and his collaborators have put their finger on something dark and disturbing. Too bad it’s never as upsetting as it is suggestive.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 4, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
While it doesn't cohere into anything more substantial than a collection of self-loathing anxieties, Japanese teledrama Penance is effectively unnerving on a scene-for-scene basis thanks to writer/director Kiyoshi Kurosawa's preference for ambience over character-driven drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 11, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
A prime example of a horror omnibus film: even the weaker segments have something to recommend them.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 5, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Informative but tedious talking-head doc Our Man in Tehran is for anyone who watched Argo and then wished to hear a ditzy, history-obsessed uncle ramble about the real-life political stakes of the 1979 Iranian hostage crisis.- Village Voice
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 7, 2016
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 24, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The Lords of Salem is a product of Zombie’s better creative impulses, so it’s ok that it also features several of his worse indulgences, too.- The Playlist
- Posted Apr 14, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Neither the action scenes nor the musical numbers stand out though, and none of the characters or their performers transcend their expected roles.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 9, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Rabbit Trap, a supernatural drama about a young couple haunted by a creepy child, revels in the tropes and tics of a few decades’ worth of British folk horror.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 12, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
R100 is, consequently, a comedy that tries to alienate you by suggesting that escapism is futile, all things inevitably devolve, and nothing inherently means anything.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 23, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Stone-faced martial-arts star Donnie Yen does a lot with a little in wuxia weepy Ip Man 3, the rare kung fu film whose sentimental dialogue scenes are just as good as its stripped-down action sequences.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 19, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The darkly funny American indie drama Small Engine Repair works best when it’s a hangout comedy starring three schlubby New England burnouts.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 7, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The film patly confirms what "The Lion King" already taught '90s kids: we should take comfort in knowing that everything in life is natural when seen as part of the "circle of life," as surprisingly effective voiceover narrator John Krasinski reminds us.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 21, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
A week after seeing The Wandering Earth, I'm still marveling at how good it is. I can't think of another recent computer-graphics-driven blockbuster that left me feeling this giddy because of its creators' can-do spirit and consummate attention to detail.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
As it is, “Land of Bad” is a pandering drama with some action movie thrills.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 16, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Each propulsive segment features a handful of disturbing sequences... But such pleasures barely compensate for the vapidity of V/H/S: Viral's sketches.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 18, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Blackout is nothing new, or even essential, but it mostly works anyway thanks to Fessenden and his cast’s impressive collaboration.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 13, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
In theory, that sort of self-victimization could be funny; in this reality, not so much.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 10, 2021
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