Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
It takes a moment for the action to start—about 38 minutes—but once it does, this otherwise generic thriller’s flimsy relevance and unusual pacing not only seem more forgivable but maybe even sneakily clever.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 13, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
American Made may be superficially a condemnation of the hypocritical American impulse to take drug suppliers' money with one hand and chastise users with the other. But it's mostly a sensational, sub-"Wolf of Wall Street"-style true crime story that attempts to seduce you, then abandon you.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 28, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
A visually impressive mix of hand-drawn and CGI animation with basic action-adventure elements that are always viscerally satisfying thanks to Hosoda's apparent warts-and-all love for humanity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 4, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The scattershot new media satire Vengeance might have been merely a toothless provocation replete with both-sides false equivalences were it not so well-scripted and well-directed on a scene-to-scene basis.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
If you want to see cats chasing people in packs, falling over themselves to descend stairwells, and jump up trees to swipe at disposable human protagonists--you will probably enjoy Roar.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Unexpected isn't about, but rather a product of, class-based condescension in America.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
While this new “Dragon Ball” spinoff may not be all things to all viewers, it’s also a thrilling showcase for Toriyama’s beloved characters.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Canadian filmmaker Denis Côté holds up a shallow mirror to the world of bodybuilding in the underwhelming experimental documentary A Skin So Soft.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Unlike most costume dramas, Sunset — a moving Hungarian character study set in Budapest during 1913 — isn't a movie you can easily get lost in. The movie's disorienting and visually austere style takes some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Recreated footage of the rovers flying to, landing on, and carefully exploring the red planet tend to be the most engrossing material in White’s scattershot documentary, which too often tries to humanize the rovers’ handlers by playing up their emotions instead of their accomplishments.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 17, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
It’s “Avatar” meets “Fantastic Voyage,” and it also looks really good on a big screen thanks to Disney’s many, many talented animators. With their help, “Strange World” breezes through a checklist of formulaic plot points and canned emotional revelations with enough style and sensitivity to make it work.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 23, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Any movie is improved at least 10 percent by the presence of Scottish actor Brian Cox, even mushy sports drama Believe.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Derrickson and Cargill successfully tailor their focused and mostly compelling narrative to a Steven Spielberg/Amblin Entertainment–esque bit of Stephen King–sploitation.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Yen continues charging ahead in “The Prosecutor,” which frequently goes hard enough to fly through its corniest lulls.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 10, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The brutality of Tyrannosaur isn't so over the top as to make director Paddy Considine's sympathy for his flawed characters look like a sham. But it does frequently bring his film's seesawing exploration of blue-collar existence to the brink of collapse.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 13, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
Ride Your Wave moves without a great sense of urgency, but only because Hinako’s emotional turmoil isn’t a great conflict or a tragedy. It is, however, as real as the private heartaches that we self-consciously wear on our sleeves.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The Hallow also de-emphasizes human drama to the point where it often feels like a Jenga tower of set pieces, a disappointing fact that's most apparent during the film's first 40 minutes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 6, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
If you’re watching Leo, it should be to see Vijay show off in between animal attacks, car flips, and celebrity cameos. And even if you don’t expect much from Leo, it still might give you exactly what you need.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 20, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Point and Shoot consequently feels like a film made by a storyteller — not a journalist — who doesn't know he can ask follow-up questions.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 31, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Instead of relishing the specific details of this story, you wind up enjoying its familiar pleasures and then maybe its creators’ proficient execution.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 27, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Assassination is a blast whenever the director doesn't take his melodramatic plot too seriously.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Director Joshua Erkman shows promise throughout “A Desert,” his first feature, but his movie’s unyielding scenario, co-written with Bossi Baker, makes it hard to want to hang around while thinly drawn characters vaguely establish the movie’s themes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 2, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
And when the movie’s over, nothing is resolved that the filmmakers didn’t side-step or reduce to a few unconvincing symbols of hope for a more equitable future. You might like Enforcement if that’s a line you already want to buy; there’s otherwise not much here to change your mind.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 19, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
An average scene in Confess, Fletch features several different kinds of humor, including callbacks, running jokes, physical comedy, and character-driven wordplay, all of which either flatter the individual actors or show off how well they work with their co-stars.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 14, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Meet Me in the Bathroom is an impressionistic blur, more about what it felt like to be at the head of a scene than the actual scene’s character or identity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 4, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Aat some point, every character in Youth falls out of love with the way of seeing the world. That kind of anti-epiphany is major—not on a universal, but rather a personal scale.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
It's an unsettling, and sometimes high-concept doodle, but it's awfully hard to resist a film that marries Atomic Age paranoia and optimism with Kurosawa's signature post-modern, atmosphere-intensive style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 2, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Vivarium isn’t a fun watch, and not just because it’s generally claustrophobic and insistently bleak.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 27, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
What’s mostly lacking is a matter of character-enhancing detail, the kind that would better integrate the movie’s high-concept thrills with its heartstring-tugging melodrama. Soapy’s not bad, but “This is Not a Test” lacks the sensationalism or sensitivity to make it more than a wan misfire.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 20, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, there's a considerable nasty streak that runs throughout Furies, and it isn't limited to the movie's antagonists.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 23, 2023
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