Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The sturdy but shallow martial arts melodrama Ip Man 4: The Finale isn’t much more than what fans have already gotten from the popular action franchise.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
An arty tribute to violent, sensuous, over-the-top Euro-trash pulp fiction.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 31, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
While some talking points tend to be belabored and others don’t get unpacked at great enough length, Lynch/Oz still offers movie-lovers a variety of thoughtful and dynamic new ways of seeing Lynch’s work.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
A crashing disappointment, even if you haven't seen director Masaaki Yuasa's relatively inspired and completely unpredictable 2004 anti-coming-of-age fantasy "Mind Game."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 11, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
It's also genuinely warm and involving because of the participation of everyone from Carmen Vega, Giger's widow, to Sandra Berretta, Giger's former assistant and self-described "life partner." The film is, in that sense, an effective memorial, one filmed after Giger himself admitted that he had said all he wanted to say in his art.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 15, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Coogan and Rudd's generally charming performances both give weight to their otherwise wisp-thin characters, but their swishy mannerisms also speak to the superficial nature of Fleming's presentation of Erasmus and Paul.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 29, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
It’s not badly made, just uninspired and played out. If you like B-movies made with a budget and are specifically looking for an undemanding time, “Abigail” might be for you. “Abigail” might also disappoint you, especially if you’re hoping for more than what’s advertised.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 7, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
More about ambience than narrative progress, so if you don't like these kinds of characters (ie: hippy-dippy aesthetes), the film will drive you up a wall.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 20, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Rarely goes so far over the top that it loses you completely. It is, to put it mildly, not subtle. But if you watch it expecting to see a dumb idea executed with appreciable skill, you'll have a blast.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Had Nicholson taken advantage of Melendez and Suarez's seemingly easy-going nature, Rubble Kings might have been great. As it is, the film is a one-sided, but satisfying tribute to an alternatively terrifying and beguiling city that we can only revisit in movies.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 19, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Paley's segment proves that The Prophet is more of a missed opportunity than an ambitious folly.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Blood-soaked Indonesian martial arts flick Headshot is for anyone who liked "The Bourne Identity," but wished it were way more violent.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Neophyte writer/director Christopher Papakaliatis eventually shows an affinity for filming two people in love, but his actors often lack the chemistry to make us believe that their bond transcends all socioeconomic boundaries.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
The director's gifted collaborators sometimes perk up this listless parable, but never enough to sell its second-hand fatalism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Hadžihalilović's latest is both too hazy to make a great adaptation and too focused to be genuinely dream-like.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The Bluff exemplifies a very enjoyable type of nostalgia-bait, even if it’s never as good as its elevator pitch.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 25, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
The best thing I can say about Daniel Isn’t Real is that it’s a promising early feature made by young artists who haven’t yet worked out how to express and/or synthesize what they like about their favorite artists and their work. It’s all style and very little substance.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 6, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, Archambault’s churlishly over-the-top performance makes it impossible to take 14 Cameras seriously, no matter how you interpret Gerald’s actions.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 25, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The camera loves Channing Tatum, and that makes up for a lot in Dog, a corny road movie that mostly panders to fans of Tatum and/or dogs, as well as any moviegoer who still thinks that making a big show of supporting the troops (any troops) makes them more human than, uh, most everyone else.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 17, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Thank You for Playing transforms a father's confession into a revealing work of art.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
There are no good or bad people in The Island, just a group of hapless schmucks who become more sympathetic as they get more desperate.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Unlike “Stranger Things,” The Wretched is a little too cute about teen angst, and not light enough on its feet to make you want to root for its ostensibly typical adolescent.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Hokey and unconvincing, “Tetris” skims the surface of a genuinely curious “true story” thriller, which too often plays out like a Disney-ified version of “The Social Network.”- TheWrap
- Posted Mar 15, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The cleverest additions to the “Hellraiser” canon will only be apparent to established fans since the makers of the latest movie awkwardly graft a sometimes-inspired monster movie onto the back of a trauma-focused character study.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 7, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The Taking of Tiger Mountain may not always be as grand as it should be, but its thrills compensate for its shortcomings.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Shooting the Mafia is, if nothing else, a decent introduction to Battaglia’s work, even if the rest of Loginotto’s primer doesn’t tell us much about who Battaglia is, or how to appreciate what she does.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Both an overstimulated multimedia lecture and an anxiety-stoking conspiracy thriller, “The Grab” urges viewers to follow the money, look at the big picture, and so on.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 14, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The equally thrilling and exhausting Hong Kong martial arts fantasy Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings boasts more inventive weapons, monsters, and plot twists than most Western audiences will know what to do with.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
This movie doesn’t work well as an edifying documentary, but it might go over well with anyone who wants to follow its unconvincing conspiracy-theory-like logic (apparently, genetic research is bad because it's "playing God" and is partly underfunded and overseen by the Chinese government and cocky American scientists!).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 2, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The film is, in that sense, the ultimate fan film since it monotonously aggregates previously existing scifi/fantasy tropes. Rejoice, Gen X viewers, for now you can uncritically enjoy your childhood's junk food culture just because you're looking at the past through the rose-colored lenses of the future.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 28, 2015
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