Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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- TV
| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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reviews
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- Simon Abrams
Doomsdays is winsome because it embraces its narcissistic subjects without asking viewers to forget that they've just befriended a couple of selfish dillholes.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 2, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The bittersweet Korean drama Aloners works best when it’s a character study about an isolated thirtysomething’s behavior instead of whatever her creators think should be done about it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 8, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
If you like unabashedly corny teen romances, there’s a fair chance that the sheer too-much-ness of The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie will appeal to you.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The canned British character study Mogul Mowgli disappoints on a few levels, especially given its admirable focus on authenticity and cultural identity in a kitchen-sink drama about Zed (Riz Ahmed), an aspiring British Pakistani rapper.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 2, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Volf’s refusal to address key choices that Callas made to shape her own career and fight her insecurities suggests that he’d prefer to imagine Callas as a victim of fate — and bronchitis, fame, Onassis, etc. — instead of a strong-willed but human prima donna.- L.A. Weekly
- Posted Nov 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Lowe's attempts at getting into anti-heroine Ruth's head are largely unsuccessful, though her performance is sometimes effectively hysterical.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 24, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Like the anime series, Jujutsu Kaisen 0 sometimes feels too much like a Cliffs Notes adaptation, despite also featuring more interaction between the supporting characters and the lead protagonist than the original manga.- TheWrap
- Posted Mar 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Bonello knows exactly when he's said just enough, and that makes the experience of watching Nocturama more engaging.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 11, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Best of all: you don't have to wait until a concluding set piece for To to prove his prowess as a storyteller.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 24, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
A giddy chase scene almost singlehandedly rescues Escape from Mogadishu, an otherwise unmoving South Korean political thriller about the real-life Korean diplomats who fled Somalia during that country’s 1991 civil war.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 6, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Disappointing because its creators don't do anything interesting with a fairly novel theme: a mother's possessive love for her estranged daughter.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Tomer Heymann's uneven doc Mr. Gaga offers a character study of Israeli dance choreographer Ohad Naharin, but the scope and power of Naharin's art only becomes clear when the dancers illustrate rather than comment on his distinctively twitchy, animalistic "gaga" style of movement.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 1, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
As It Is in Heaven ultimately doesn't go anywhere unexpected, but it does foster a potent, unexpected bond between its subjects and its audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 11, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
If only Baker and the gang had fleshed out horny hero Pikelet’s journey with the same earthy details that make Pikelet and Loonie’s friendship seem real enough to be worth mourning.- Village Voice
- Posted May 31, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
King Car may leave viewers wondering about a number of basic questions (mostly related to the plot), but it also often feels open and precise enough to work on its own terms.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 7, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Neville briefly showcases individual musicians but never sticks with them long enough to highlight their skills.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 8, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Vesper doesn’t just ask viewers to root for one more hopeless case as she struggles to triumph over adverse living conditions. Instead, it asks us to spend time with a young protagonist who thinks she’s on the verge of a breakthrough and leads us to constantly worry that she might be wrong.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 30, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Some people might enjoy a solitary clip from a Henry Rollins interview, as well as occasional anecdotes from “Rescue Dawn” star Christian Bale (another Batman!). Others might wonder why we’re watching a chaotic docu-salute to Herzog when we could be watching a Herzog movie instead.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 4, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Established “My Hero Academia” fans will probably enjoy Class 1-A’s typically endearing group dynamic, even if none of the jokes in the movie are that great. And their big fight with Nine is genuinely well-staged and climactic, thanks to some impressive computer graphics and director Kenji Nagasaki’s thoughtful staging and choreography.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 26, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Granted, the movie does feature a few endearingly goofy scenes where Cage acts like Humphrey Bogart, with sweat on his brow, a stogie in his mouth, and a haughty putdown for anybody who makes eye contact with him. But he basically already did that in Paul Schrader’s underwhelming 2016 Ed Bunker adaptation “Dog Eat Dog.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 8, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The process of discovery that Evan goes through to get closer to Louise is what makes Spring special. But what Evan discovers about Louise feels like an after-thought that frustratingly overwhelms the film once it gets to where it's going.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 20, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Taken in its entirety, Ant-Man and the Wasp may not be the best anything, but, like its perpetually challenged hero, it is plenty good enough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 3, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Italian drama Mia Madre is an either/or film, a humorous and poignant character study that frequently becomes an ensemble piece.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 26, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Post Tenebras Lux is certainly unique, but Reygadas is often intensely more interested in provoking his audience than actually fleshing out his heady ideas.- The Playlist
- Posted Apr 12, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
You may not leave Sunshine Superman wanting to emulate Carl and Jean, but you will feel like you've vicariously bonded with them.- Village Voice
- Posted May 19, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
You can fully enjoy Belladonna of Sadness if you either overlook or participate in the objectification of a gorgeous victim.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
I often rolled my eyes at the kitschy, broad humor that Knife+Heart director Yann Gonzalzez (who co-wrote the film with Cristiano Mangione) sometimes used to characterize his sexually active queer characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 15, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
A lot of substantial or just different material might have enriched this documentary’s tidy fall-and-rise story.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Vonnegut’s family members and biographers provide the most intriguing material in Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time, but their interviews are too brief to enhance viewers’ appreciation of his work.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 18, 2021
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