Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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- Simon Abrams
The most impressive thing about “Barbarian” is that Cregger keeps developing his twisty plot well after he sets everything up. Messing with viewers seems to be his guiding dramatic principal, from playful camerawork to unpredictable plot twists. Bless ‘im.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 7, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Fistful of Vengeance is a movie in duration only; it’s pretty slapdash in terms of its execution, even during its glossy-looking action set pieces.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Too bad that Ardor's arrhythmic editing and glacial pacing make it impossible to get lost in its jungles — or to invest in its pseudo-mystical ambiance.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 14, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Liu Jian has taken familiar stylistic elements, and made them feel fresh, and exciting. Have a Nice Day may be Jian's second feature after "Piercing I," but it feels like a major breakthrough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Bitterly funny gambling comedy Mississippi Grind transcends its generic lovable-losers-on-a-bender plot by foregrounding exceptionally well-developed skid-row protagonists and weirdly charming dive-bar ambiance.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 22, 2015
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 12, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The makers of Evolution may dazzle viewers with an intoxicating visual style, but they never lose sight of Nicolas' humanity. Do not miss this film.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 25, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Watching Douglas behave like a narcissistic scumbag is an absolute pleasure, one in which viewers of action-adventure Beyond the Reach can happily indulge.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The makers of Black Souls, a superior Italian gangster movie, deserve praise for executing with atypical sensitivity a generic times-are-changing/nostalgia-for-an-imaginary-chivalrous-yesteryear scenario.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 7, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Unbound by physics or any sense of psychological realism, “Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In” is also probably the best comic book adaptation you’ll see this year, featuring a murderer’s row of Hong Kong stars like Louis Koo, Aaron Kwok and Sammo Hung, and featuring the sort of intricate maximalist production design that puts most other blockbusters to shame.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 9, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The Face of an Angel may not be like any other whodunit you've seen, but it's also only superficially smarter than the genre it defines itself against.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 16, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Arizona might have worked better as a smart-ass social commentary if its tsk-tsking of consumerist myopia wasn't so consistently on the nose and its plot didn't swiftly devolve into slasher movie cliches.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 24, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Watching La Flor is like being on the last legs of a road trip with a group of people you’ve grown increasingly alienated from. Look at the happy artists, they’re having fun playing with themselves; good for them, can I go home now?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 2, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
If you’re watching Leo, it should be to see Vijay show off in between animal attacks, car flips, and celebrity cameos. And even if you don’t expect much from Leo, it still might give you exactly what you need.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 20, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Rarely goes so far over the top that it loses you completely. It is, to put it mildly, not subtle. But if you watch it expecting to see a dumb idea executed with appreciable skill, you'll have a blast.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
A relentless, but emotionally well-balanced character study of Hikari (Keita Ninomiya) and his bandmates as they receive a series of transformative reality checks, and also perform post-millennial garage rock that sounds like a cross between post-shoegaze emo rock and video-game-style chiptunes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 10, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
As a performer, Fischbach’s frantic performance can sometimes be distractingly monotonous, but as a filmmaker, he has an impressive eye not only for compositional details, but also for how his images cut and flow together.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 6, 2026
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 22, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
There’s not much to Porumboiu’s latest beyond a surplus of plot twists and double crosses.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 28, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
With his rich coming-of-age drama The Hand of God, Italian filmmaker Paolo Sorrentino not only courts, but squashes comparisons to formative maestro Federico Fellini.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 3, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Fassbinder's sumptuous 205-minute epic is intriguing as a prototype for later and more palatably cynical sci-fi standards like "Blade Runner" or even "Total Recall."- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 19, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
Bleeding Steel is also unfortunately just one film in a string of lackluster globe-trotting action films that struggle to confirm Chan's decades-old self-image as a pop cultural ambassador.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 6, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
An irrepressibly charming B-movie that never over-stays its welcome, and is both conceptually clever and admirably well-executed.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 13, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Mud is as unmoving as it is because it doesn’t aspire to be anything other than a competent anti-fairy tale in which the paint-by-number morals are enforced by equally obvious main protagonists.- The Playlist
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
The resulting drama might have been exasperating for its surface passivity if Pálmason’s faith in his actors and other regular collaborators, as well as his knack for composition (he’s also the movie’s cinematographer), didn’t pay off so regularly and so viscerally.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 28, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
An exhausting, and mostly frustrating display of emotional scab-picking.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 5, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Even the most open-minded viewers may have difficulty relating to the two lead protagonists in Border, a cynical Swedish romantic-fantasy that follows estranged border patrolwoman Tina (Eva Melander) and her unconvincing attraction to Byronic stranger Vore (Eero Milonoff).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
This isn’t a story, but an evocative collection of asked-and-answered prompts. You buy a ticket to Pacifiction and then you react, until the nudging stops.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 17, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The new French voodoo/gothic drama Zombi Child is mostly satisfying, but also a little frustrating because of its creators’ walking-on-shells sensitivity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 24, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Thor: The Dark World's characters are often very charming, but they're only so much fun when they're stuck going through the motions.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 8, 2013
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