Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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- TV
| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
A few compelling emotions and themes are suggested but rarely well expressed in Nimona, a sometimes cute but mostly hyper and overextended animated sci-fi fantasy.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 30, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Hark's new film is a consummately bizarre crowd-pleaser that throws everything at the viewer from makeshift plastic surgery by acupuncture to death by spontaneous combustion.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 29, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
I can't think of another recent domestic drama that is simultaneously so optimistic and so melancholic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 8, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Some of the familiar and faithfully recreated twists and turns of the original “One Cut of the Dead” still land here, but not enough to make this leaden remake seem endearing or zany enough to pick through.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 14, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Carpignano’s impressionistic plot and pseudo-naturalistic style also tends to boil down human emotions so as to only suggest rather than reveal complexity. The limiting style and characterizations in A Chiara are only so thoughtful.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 27, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Sunada's critical distance makes Kingdom of Dreams and Madness the clear-eyed celebration that Ghibli's artists deserve.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Point and Shoot consequently feels like a film made by a storyteller — not a journalist — who doesn't know he can ask follow-up questions.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 31, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 21, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
It's as visually indistinct and paint-by-numbers-plot-driven as most Marvel Comics-based projects, especially the gaggle of recent Avengers-related films.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The corridors of power are narrow and spider-vein-thin in Full River Red but still well-traveled and precisely navigated by Zhang and his well-synchronized collaborators.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 17, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
I often wished there was more to Hatching than just a few weak digs at bad mothers who are a little too online. Maybe you have to be Finnish to see Hatching as a blistering and culturally specific satire. Or maybe there’s just not much to get about the movie.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Children of the Sea is consequently yet another animated fantasy based on hackneyed tropes, like sprite-like martyrs, the guiding hands of fate, and vague nostalgia for a pre-technological past.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The funniest thing about “Daaaaalí!” is how often Dupieux succeeds at tricking you into thinking that he’s about to zig when he’s clearly ready to zag. It’s not a sophisticated bit, but Dupieux’s commitment to illogical anti-humor remains pretty disarming.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 4, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Smoking Causes Coughing works because Dupieux’s already been here and done similar things before. This is just a superior collection of shaggy dog jokes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 31, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
So while Cheatin' does have a narrative spine, it's most entertaining when it's hardest to pin down.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 3, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
What “How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies” lacks in subtlety, it more than compensates for in its range of feeling and the surprising depth of its feel-good reassurances.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The premise of My Big Night is fine, but the film's execution is what really sells it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 15, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
While the first Children of the Corn was made on a reported budget of $800,000, it somehow doesn’t look as cheap as this new Children of the Corn, which eventually delivers just enough formulaic violence.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, much of Cryptozoo feels like an earnest, flashy genre exercise that’s more eccentric than thoughtful. It looks great on paper, but not so much on a screen.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 20, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
It's a confrontational fever dream film told from constantly shifting perspectives, and a chilly, dizzying trip into a genre defined by violently conflicting emotions.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 29, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Kill tics off most of the essential boxes for a good popcorn flick, making it easy to resist but harder to pass up.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 5, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Superior found-footage horror film Creep tellingly loses steam after it stops being a rote but tense game of chicken between a normcore derangoid (he likes hikes, hugs, and pancakes) and his wary victim.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The makers of Going to Mars do right by Giovanni by showing how she speaks for herself.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 3, 2023
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 2, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Dupieux’s latest will either annoy or charm you depending on how much you appreciate being led around by the nose by a filmmaker and a cast of characters who seem pretty committed to jerking you around.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 5, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Emperor is lousy in the same way that many other mediocre slave narratives are: it re-presents a dark period in American history without being inspired or insightful enough to be worth your curiosity or emotional investment.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 19, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Until her plight becomes emotionally engaging during the film's creepy finale 20-30 minutes, watching Most Beautiful Island is an unproductively unpleasant experience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 3, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Sleazy Australian kidnapping drama Hounds of Love will make you wish you were watching a more traditionally nihilistic horror film.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 12, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Not Going Quietly credibly highlights the “moral stakes” of Barkan’s cause, as one of his colleague says, with a welcome mix of candor and artful consideration.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Gibney may encourage viewers to condemn the police, but his self-righteous editorializing doesn’t make up for the lack of convincing evidence.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 9, 2017
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