For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simon Abrams' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Viet and Nam
Lowest review score: 0 Zookeeper
Score distribution:
854 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    It’s a character-driven drama populated by sketchy characters who are mostly compelling thanks to the movie’s strong ensemble cast and Haugerud’s typically sensitive direction. So unfortunately, the suggestive power of Johanne’s journey fades as the movie slowly heads to its inconclusive finale.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Simon Abrams
    Unassumingly powerful details make The Guardians one of the year’s most affecting love stories.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    I dislike much of Mirai because most of the film's Kun-centric scenes (which take up 90% of the movie) are split between the character's un-imaginative daydreams and his full-blast fits.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Simon Abrams
    Schwarz piles on more than enough damning interview footage to support his and Katz’s case, making Tantura a better-than-average work of docu-agitprop.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    Viewers are not privileged with a more thoughtful, specific view of the institutionalized problems that Sudanese natives face because Sauper's not interested in making that kind of film.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    A typical Hong character performs the same actions over and over again, with minor, but noticeably different results.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Claire's Camera is, like many of Hong's best comedies before it, amusing without necessarily being laugh-out-loud funny.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    In his impressive debut feature, writer/director Jason Yu strikes a fine balance between character-driven and high-concept horror.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Simon Abrams
    Imagine, if you will, a dystopian nightmare set in a post-industrialized world that’s forever teetering on its last legs, but never quite falls over. This description does not, admittedly, tell you much, but the movie’s less of a narrative-driven parable than a dazzling and corrosively cynical vision of a hyper-compartmentalized society that’s struggling to both die and reset.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    Zlotowski’s stylized depiction of Rachel’s life is overly fastidious. Many creative decisions, from the score to the camera blocking, took me out of the movie. Instead of a complex character processing involved, compound emotions, I saw a talented filmmaker lightly touch upon a range of emotions while also studiously avoiding dramatic clichés and stereotypes.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    The horrors of Demon are disturbing because you can see how ordinary they might seem to anyone who isn't paying enough attention.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    The film’s fast-slow-fast pacing not only gives psychological weight to Benson’s unabashedly pulpy scenario but also constantly keeps viewers on their toes.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    The Great Buddha+ is one of those movies that's much more rewarding to think about than it is to watch.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    There’s a great—or maybe just better—drama somewhere in the pre-WWII Japanese period drama Wife of a Spy, a low-simmering psychological thriller about Satoko Fukahara (Yu Aoi) and her mysterious husband Yusaku (Issey Takahashi).
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    More detailed critical or historical context might have enhanced director Amanda Kim’s already informative and loving portrait of Korean video artist Nam June Paik. But there’s so much in Kim’s movie—especially in actor Steven Yeun’s voiceover narration and talking head interviews with Paik’s colleagues and contemporaries—that this account of Paik’s working life still resonates.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Simon Abrams
    While zombie drama Maggie seems intended as a showcase for Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting range, the star's performance is smothered by the film's deeply affected style.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 Simon Abrams
    Art College 1994 is unassumingly sweet because it’s about young people and their eternal quest for freedom and self-expression, mostly inside their own navels.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    Thankfully, while “Monster” depends on dramatic irony and revelatory twists, it’s also a showcase for director Hirokazu Kore-eda, whose knack for collaboration brings out the best in his actors, especially his younger cast members.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    You have to take the bad with the good here: Green Room may be too schematic to fully capture the essence of its characters' groddy milieu, but it's also economically paced, and gorgeous.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Baahubali: The Epic may not deliver a better edit or experience, but it does highlight what was already great, especially once it settles into a groove following a ten-minute intermission break. By that point, most of the cuts have already been made, leaving the leisurely pageantry of Rajamouli’s regal milestone to speak for itself and at its own preferred volume, too.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    In theory, that sort of self-victimization could be funny; in this reality, not so much.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    If you are willing to suspend your disbelief for 132 minutes, you may find yourself head-over-heels for this film's brand of gross, thoughtful pulp fiction.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    "Bird on a Wire" is a time capsule of a specific period in Cohen's career. But it also neatly illustrates the singer's personality in an accessible and compelling way. It's that rare concert doc that isn't for established fans only.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Simon Abrams
    The maddeningly unfocused Israeli documentary West of the Jordan River doesn’t reveal anything insightful about Gaza settlers’ reasons for either supporting or rejecting a two-state solution.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    You may have seen parts of The Age of Shadows before, but they're rarely this well assembled.
    • 5 Metascore
    • 0 Simon Abrams
    A cynical, and consistently unpleasant film with creators who try very, very hard to push as many of your buttons as they can.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Simon Abrams
    Chan seems to do everything he can think of to ingratiate himself with viewers.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    The East is essentially divided into two halves, and neither is more illuminating than the other.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    Pathological behavior seems to be the main subject of the bitter Ukrainian satire Donbass, an unpleasant, but as-advertised slice of life drama set in the title region, an embattled territory in Eastern Ukraine.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Simon Abrams
    Endless Poetry is as galvanizing as a lightning rod because it's equally accepting, and intolerant, a pro-individualist work about celebrating and cultivating yourself.

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