For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simon Abrams' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Viet and Nam
Lowest review score: 0 Zookeeper
Score distribution:
854 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    It’s nice to see that the first horror movie to specifically address our present hellish circumstances is as unpretentious and tidy as it is.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    The Surrender accomplishes a lot with a sketch-sized story and matching compositional agility and precision. It’s short (less than 90 minutes!) and sweet and the best kind of upsetting.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Yeon's patient direction and clever plot twists make Seok-woo's transformation from selfish antihero into brave caregiver consistently compelling.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    One of the main pleasures of watching The Raft, a new documentary that combines decades-old footage of the Acali's 101-day voyage with modern-day commentary by the ship's six surviving crew mates, is that the Acali's story isn't just told from Genoves's self-mythologizing perspective.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    Don't let the tacky American-friendly title of Kill Zone 2 fool you: the martial arts genre's next big thing is here, and it is way meaner, more technically accomplished, and more exciting than its disappointing marketing strategy implies.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Witching and Bitching is accordingly overlong, and conceptually thin. But like most of de la Iglesia's films, it's also freakishly energetic, and often hysterical.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    The film's retro, John Carpenter-esque synthesizer score, composed by Jeff Grace, further pushes viewers away.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    This movie’s not frustrating because it’s blunt or vicious, but because its creators are only so interested in a world condemning Agnes to a dire fate. Her actions may ultimately be shocking, but her story is anything but.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    That opening scene is also, in retrospect, somewhat depressing for the way that it conflates a glib fatalism with an unbelievable sort of turn-the-other-cheek optimism ("If they hurt others, it's because they hurt, too,” as Benedicta says in one scene).
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Woo and Tjahjanto not only share a half-cynical, half-romantic view of violence but also likely some of the same influences. What sets them apart as filmmakers isn’t where or how much they’ve swiped but how well they synthesize their apparent pulp fiction love into something new and cinematic.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    Francisco’s committed and surprisingly nuanced performance makes it easier to invest in the movie’s otherwise unexplained style of magical realism.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    I found myself captivated by The Devil's Candy because of how well Embry conveys his character's angst-y struggle to understand himself.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    Oppressively bleak mood piece Alléluia is a horror film for people who like to be scared by a grim, joyless and thoroughly depressing character study.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    James Murphy never says that his music will sound different after LCD Soundsystem disbands, so why fearfully anticipate a change that we don't even know is coming?
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Simon Abrams
    This might have been a better movie if its creators embraced their fitful bloodthirst. Instead, they seem to hope that you like these stock characters enough that you’ll gasp when their friends and enemies inevitably bite the dust. A machine to kill vague people, “Whistle” never delivers on its frightful promise.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simon Abrams
    Liang and Zhang’s young heroes would be far more universal if they were just credibly hormonal.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Weathering With You, Shinkai’s latest animated romantic-fantasy to be released in America, has the same spark of ingenuity and consistency of vision as his earlier work.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    A Finnish ensemble comedy about a wannabe black metal band, is probably the only film you'll see this year with a crowd-surfing corpse. Don't let the last part of that sentence dissuade you from seeing Heavy Trip: it's a real crowdpleaser.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simon Abrams
    Farrier doesn’t really take us to any dark corners of Organ’s life that he can’t talk his way out of, but Mister Organ does capture the miasmic anxiety that surrounds his mysterious subject.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simon Abrams
    Mistaken for Strangers doesn't reveal anything about Tom but his own insecurity.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Simon Abrams
    So really, what's great about "Master Z" isn't the way that its creators transcend their chosen formula, but rather how they perfect it.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Come for the gory swordplay, stay for the half-serious melodrama.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    The film may be cinematic comfort food, but its creators do earn our trust and nail all the essential beats they need to along the way.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 Simon Abrams
    Xu (The Sword Identity) may not be a household name, but The Final Master proves that he's the next big thing in martial-arts cinema.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Aat some point, every character in Youth falls out of love with the way of seeing the world. That kind of anti-epiphany is major—not on a universal, but rather a personal scale.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 Simon Abrams
    Haunted by death-obsessed men of action, Un Flic (A Cop) is a fitting final act for noir master Jean-Pierre Melville
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    So if you're wondering if you should see He Never Died or not, consider how much time you want to spend in Rollins's company. He proves himself to be as charming as a younger Arnold Schwarzenegger, but his appeal is just as limited.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    A puzzle movie with too many unnecessary pieces and not enough essential ones, but it's superior to its predecessor in a few basic ways.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Siva rarely challenges his charming ensemble cast to step outside of their comfort zones, but he and his collaborators still deliver a lot of what you might want from an action-musical about a pack of murderous, but righteous pirates.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    With the uninspired pity party comedy The Day After, self-lacerating Korean dramatist Sang-soo Hong continues a trend towards un-productive self-loathing that began last year with the half-empty "On the Beach At Night Alone" and continued with the half-full "Claire's Camera."

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