Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
It’s nice to see that the first horror movie to specifically address our present hellish circumstances is as unpretentious and tidy as it is.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 30, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The Surrender accomplishes a lot with a sketch-sized story and matching compositional agility and precision. It’s short (less than 90 minutes!) and sweet and the best kind of upsetting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 23, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Yeon's patient direction and clever plot twists make Seok-woo's transformation from selfish antihero into brave caregiver consistently compelling.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 20, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
One of the main pleasures of watching The Raft, a new documentary that combines decades-old footage of the Acali's 101-day voyage with modern-day commentary by the ship's six surviving crew mates, is that the Acali's story isn't just told from Genoves's self-mythologizing perspective.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 7, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Don't let the tacky American-friendly title of Kill Zone 2 fool you: the martial arts genre's next big thing is here, and it is way meaner, more technically accomplished, and more exciting than its disappointing marketing strategy implies.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 13, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Witching and Bitching is accordingly overlong, and conceptually thin. But like most of de la Iglesia's films, it's also freakishly energetic, and often hysterical.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 13, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The film's retro, John Carpenter-esque synthesizer score, composed by Jeff Grace, further pushes viewers away.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 23, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
This movie’s not frustrating because it’s blunt or vicious, but because its creators are only so interested in a world condemning Agnes to a dire fate. Her actions may ultimately be shocking, but her story is anything but.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 28, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
That opening scene is also, in retrospect, somewhat depressing for the way that it conflates a glib fatalism with an unbelievable sort of turn-the-other-cheek optimism ("If they hurt others, it's because they hurt, too,” as Benedicta says in one scene).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 30, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Woo and Tjahjanto not only share a half-cynical, half-romantic view of violence but also likely some of the same influences. What sets them apart as filmmakers isn’t where or how much they’ve swiped but how well they synthesize their apparent pulp fiction love into something new and cinematic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 18, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Francisco’s committed and surprisingly nuanced performance makes it easier to invest in the movie’s otherwise unexplained style of magical realism.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 23, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
I found myself captivated by The Devil's Candy because of how well Embry conveys his character's angst-y struggle to understand himself.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 17, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Oppressively bleak mood piece Alléluia is a horror film for people who like to be scared by a grim, joyless and thoroughly depressing character study.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 17, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
James Murphy never says that his music will sound different after LCD Soundsystem disbands, so why fearfully anticipate a change that we don't even know is coming?- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 22, 2012
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- Simon Abrams
This might have been a better movie if its creators embraced their fitful bloodthirst. Instead, they seem to hope that you like these stock characters enough that you’ll gasp when their friends and enemies inevitably bite the dust. A machine to kill vague people, “Whistle” never delivers on its frightful promise.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 6, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
Liang and Zhang’s young heroes would be far more universal if they were just credibly hormonal.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Weathering With You, Shinkai’s latest animated romantic-fantasy to be released in America, has the same spark of ingenuity and consistency of vision as his earlier work.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 17, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
A Finnish ensemble comedy about a wannabe black metal band, is probably the only film you'll see this year with a crowd-surfing corpse. Don't let the last part of that sentence dissuade you from seeing Heavy Trip: it's a real crowdpleaser.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Farrier doesn’t really take us to any dark corners of Organ’s life that he can’t talk his way out of, but Mister Organ does capture the miasmic anxiety that surrounds his mysterious subject.- TheWrap
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- Simon Abrams
Mistaken for Strangers doesn't reveal anything about Tom but his own insecurity.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 25, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
So really, what's great about "Master Z" isn't the way that its creators transcend their chosen formula, but rather how they perfect it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 12, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Come for the gory swordplay, stay for the half-serious melodrama.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 1, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
The film may be cinematic comfort food, but its creators do earn our trust and nail all the essential beats they need to along the way.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Xu (The Sword Identity) may not be a household name, but The Final Master proves that he's the next big thing in martial-arts cinema.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Aat some point, every character in Youth falls out of love with the way of seeing the world. That kind of anti-epiphany is major—not on a universal, but rather a personal scale.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Haunted by death-obsessed men of action, Un Flic (A Cop) is a fitting final act for noir master Jean-Pierre Melville- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 16, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
So if you're wondering if you should see He Never Died or not, consider how much time you want to spend in Rollins's company. He proves himself to be as charming as a younger Arnold Schwarzenegger, but his appeal is just as limited.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 18, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
A puzzle movie with too many unnecessary pieces and not enough essential ones, but it's superior to its predecessor in a few basic ways.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Siva rarely challenges his charming ensemble cast to step outside of their comfort zones, but he and his collaborators still deliver a lot of what you might want from an action-musical about a pack of murderous, but righteous pirates.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 30, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
With the uninspired pity party comedy The Day After, self-lacerating Korean dramatist Sang-soo Hong continues a trend towards un-productive self-loathing that began last year with the half-empty "On the Beach At Night Alone" and continued with the half-full "Claire's Camera."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 11, 2018
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