Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The biggest difference between the two films is that "Unfriended" is dynamic and cruel while Unfriended: Dark Web is unbelievably stupid and sadistic. Neither movie is especially smart or incisive about the Way We Live Now, but they don't really have to be.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 20, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Worse still: because The Emperor's New Clothes is often beholden to the whims of Brand (star of "Get Him to the Greek," and that tedious "Arthur" remake nobody saw), it too often feels like "Button-Pushing Encounters with Russell Brand."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 18, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Ray and his co-stars’ easy chemistry makes you want to hang out with Will, if only to see where the plot twist takes him. “Destroy All Neighbors” wouldn’t really work without that essential playfulness; the fact that it works at all suggests that Ms. Lee and her team are the movie’s real MVPs.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 12, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Whatever promise the “V/H/S” horror anthology franchise started with is barely present in V/H/S/85, a low-energy potboiler that promises to transport genre fans back to the analog past for some reason.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 6, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Chinese blockbuster Monster Hunt is a sappy, crowd-pleasing, tonally wonky fantasy-adventure/comedy that pits dorky-looking monsters against over-acting cornball comedians/monster-hunters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 22, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The consistently disjointed ensemble dramedy She Came to Me never settles on a sensible tone to match its anxious, but well-meaning characters, most of whom are neither so ridiculous nor so tragic to be either laugh aloud funny or convincingly dramatic.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 18, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Judgmental and ungenerous, Alex’s story gives you enough answers to either tsk-tsk or nod sadly in response. The rest’s up to you, the viewer, which feels like a bit of a cop-out.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 14, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Finley deserves credit for adding extra wrinkles to Anderson’s story, but Landscape with Invisible Hand doesn’t cut deep enough to leave a mark.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 18, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Plays like a sampler of Dreamworks Animation's worst creative impulses: sugar-rush pacing, pandering meta-gags, and a slick, flavorless animation style.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Sam Hoffman's trite dramedy about personal redemption delivers mediocre performances.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 12, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
If you're wondering where the Jim Carrey of "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" and "Dumb and Dumber" fame went, don't look to Mr. Popper's Penguins for answers.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 15, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
At some point, queasy horror-comedy Another Evil stops being about one man's comically vain attempts at exorcising his home, and starts being a weird character study about a laughably desperate wannabe exorcist.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 5, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Hovannisian's documentary would be much more convincing if he picked a single aspect of Tankian’s activism—or composing, or personality—and considered it in greater detail.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
It's a confrontational fever dream film told from constantly shifting perspectives, and a chilly, dizzying trip into a genre defined by violently conflicting emotions.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 29, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
If anything unites On Any Sunday: The Next Chapter's cyclists, it's Brown and Rousseau's inability to highlight their subjects' most singular qualities.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 4, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
This new holiday chiller mostly idles when it should charge at its most unsound ideas.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 12, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Dog Eat Dog may be successfully alienating, but that doesn't mean it's entertaining, thoughtful or even successfully provocative.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 4, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Hypnotic may not be clever or energetic enough to keep your mind from wandering, but it is charming in its own stumbling way.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 12, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
It's monumentally terrible. "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" now has competition for worst picture of the year.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 6, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
There may be nothing new about America Underdog, but it’s still good enough, as far as non-perishable comfort food goes.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
How badly do you want to see rabid computer-generated zombie-monkeys die violently? Because there's not much else worth recommending in [Rec] 4: Apocalypse.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 3, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
It's uneven, and more than a little mystifying, but Rigor Mortis is also a bittersweet coda to a deliriously silly series of films.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 6, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The wispy depression drama A Mouthful of Air floats more weighty ideas about mental illness and suicidal ideation than its episodic narrative can accommodate.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 27, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
While it has a couple of appreciably goofy flourishes, the proudly crass horror-comedy Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is sadly more boring than offensive despite its superficially controversial high-concept premise.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 17, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Christina Ricci does most, if not all, of the emotional lifting in the lightweight horror drama Monstrous, a period piece about a single mom and her son who, in 1955, run away from home and re-settle in an isolated lakeside house.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
With “The 4:30 Movie,” a lightly likable coming-of-age story and romantic-comedy, writer/director Kevin Smith (“Clerks III,” “Jay and Silent Reboot”) offers low-stakes nostalgia and very little else.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The Good Doctor isn't a ponderous bore because Blake isn't a strictly good or bad character: It sucks because he isn't even a compelling character.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 24, 2012
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- Simon Abrams
For better and worse, Gone in the Night feels like the directorial debut of a podcaster, somebody who knows the value of storytelling novelty and has a gift for narrative economy, but also suggests more by the grace of good casting than their own singular talents.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Tepid ghost story Insidious: Chapter 3 tries and fails to emphasize character-driven drama over cheap, jump-scare-intensive thrills.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
A coming-of-age drama that's also Southern Gothic ghost story, is an unusual, ambitious failure, mostly because the film's hyper-naturalistic style is meant to evoke a supernatural mood.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 29, 2015
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