Obsolete graphics and dull controls await all wanna-be golfers. The Masters tourney in Augusta with its video diaries is the only reason to try this piece instead of its free online version. [Oct 2011]

Is there a single person at SEGA or at the Creative Assembly who thinks they made a really good game? A game someone would want to buy? It’s about time to consider some sacking in both companies. [Apr 2009]

A futile attempt to bring to life Hellboy comics. Inexperienced players could be amused for a while but except for the nice graphics and partly appealing duels this game offers dull and way too linear play. [Sept 2008]

Imaginative, entertaining, great visuals, user-friendly controls, bug-free, spicy dialogues. These are all what Iron Man 2 lacks. Save your time and money for any other game. [Issue#192]

Linear, zero invention, generic NPC faces, short lifespan. This add-on hardly leaves any trail in gaming history. [Christmas 2011]

Damnation is a useless action game especially for core gamers. If only the developers had fulfiled their promises, we could have had a pretty cool game. Now you can enjoy the vertical architecture and nothing more. [May 2009]

Are you a parent of a child who wants to be a fireman, rescuer or policeman and you don’t like it at all? Let him or her play Emergency Heroes and your problems become history. [Aug 2008]

In the stroke of mercy we could appreciate the efforts of Vietnamese developers but if you like Vietnam-era shooters you better grab some Nam-modificiation from any other FPS. [Sept 2012]

We have predicted this one couldn't be good and we were right. Expendables 2 is a forgettable and below average action game in every aspect. [Oct 2012]

Initially a terrible thing that becomes a relatively entertaining stealth action game, if you manage to (literally) bite your way through. Unfortunately, excellent ideas are screwed up by their problematic elaboration. [Issue#232]

Boring, frustrating and technically ruined arcades are unworthy to play. Slain! deserves attention only because of its decent soundtrack. [Issue#263]

Visually, the game is not out of line with today's standards, and if we don't count bugs and the consequences of poor optimization, there is nothing to complain about with the graphics. The game as a whole suffers mainly from underdevelopment and risk aversion. It offers classic fantasy entertainment, but it doesn't dazzle with anything. [Issue#329]

Remake of the old classic fails at the basics and its shoddy presentation and lack of anything extra doesn't help as well. [Nov 2013]

You can enjoy the straightforward gameplay, in some moments you can be surprised by the horror atmosphere. But those are only small details in the overall game of boredom, disturbing mini-games and a bunch of bugs. [Mar 2009]

One could say the game concept is as vulnerable as your character. The straightforward gameplay can be refreshing under the right circumstances. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for the technical execution, which sets the game back a good twenty years. Outdated graphics, technical bugs, and poor character movement all drag the game down below the level of a quality product. [Issue#320]

In horror games, the greatest horror should not be that someone forces you to play it. With Inner Chains, it's the only thing you'd be afraid of. [Issue#277]

Underwater third-person shooter is good for one and only one purpose: if you want to see every possible game mistake, bug and bad design decision packed into one, you just got it. [Apr 2012]

Failed attempt at making a game in the vein of Dear Esther. Makes no sense whatsoever and its atmosphere dissolves in a second, being immediately replaced by terrible frustration. [Issue#236]

An average game in every aspect will not disappoint or please you. Minigames are cool but uDraw controls just don't work properly. [July 2011]

Promising start of this game is soon drowned in identical levels, boring FPS part, stupid and user-unfriendly tactical screen. In fact there is no reason to play this. [Oct 2009]

It's hard to find any reason to play R.A.W. – possibly the most un-inspirational click-fest of this year. Boredom has a new name. [Dec 2012]

Overspeed is in all aspects a low budget copy of the Need for Speed game series. Lack of money means no licensed cars, poor and empty environments and obsolete technical design. The only reason to try this game is for the simple yet enjoyable multiplayer mode. [Sept 2008]

If there could be an additional title to this game it should be Vomits of God... Most of the games you play in a browser are far better than this unholy piece of awkwardness. [May 2012]

Extremely unsuccessful attempt to create a cool shooter can possibly attract gamers only for its easily obtainable achievements. [June 2012]

Battle: Los Angeles looks, plays and entertains as some Uwe Boll of game word took it and created it with the support of an enthusiastic circle of amateur programmers. [Issue#203]

The third standalone add-on can be described by a single word – amateurism. Originally it was planned as a mod and it should of stayed as a mod permanently. [Dec 2009]

The game is embarrassingly simple in its gameplay, but at the same time it’s incredibly difficult due to a poor technical state and a terrible game design. [Issue#282]

Perfect example of how sometimes more doesn't mean better. Kinect controls are far from precise and don't make the game more playable at all. [July 2012]

Sad football arcade fails in all aspects – delayed controls, weird ball physics, flat graphics – the result is boredom and an odd parody of football. [July 2010]

Extremely below-average product in all aspects sets an example of how a low-budget game can go wrong. [March 2012]

Technically unfinished RPG full of dubious content choices that kills the fun instead of expanding the legacy of Ultima Underworld. It’s not even a good RPG. [Issue#292]

Grievous and almost unplayable attempt to create an action shooter has ended in a disaster. Spit to the faces of Potter fans and all gamers which deserve just this: Avada Kedavra. [Issue#199]

If R. L. Stevenson knew someone would make a game like this based on his novel maybe he would have rather became a light house keeper. Action adventure with lousy controls, terrible playability and weak visuals are not worthy of a name of such a great masterpiece. [Issue#197]

Unique compilation of short dull and stupid missions filled with bugs presented in shameful graphics and abominable sounds. Sniper: Art of Victory fully deserves its place at the bottom of a muggy bucket of budget production. [Sept 2008]

Long-dead genre strikes back with cool screenplay and compelling story. Difficulty is pretty hard and controls deserve much improvement. [Issue#200]

Legends of Pegasus game is perfect example of how to turn ambitious projects into something you do want to forget as fast as possible. [Oct 2012]

Pointless and bad multiplayer game to put it plain – it is difficult to find any positives. Play rather the old Unreal Tournament, you will enjoy it much more. [Issue#266]

This "emotional” game is suitable for anyone who enjoys never ending soap operas in a medicinal setting. It’s more of a sequence of minigames and cut–scenes then it is a standard game. [Apr 2009]

CryEngine does not guarantee any fun. Interesting action game at first sight but then shows emptiness and boredom quite soon. All levels, weapons and enemy designs are so wearisome that you will find it quite refreshing to read your spam folder instead. [July 2009]

Duck hunt overloaded with QTEs and terrible graphics. Stay away. [Issue #240]

The graphics, the animation, the UI, everything here looks like we've gone back a good 17 years. The technical state of the game is also bad, reminiscent of clinical death, making the game almost unplayable. [Issue#328]

An attempt to make the adventure game that has gone wrong. Even though, it has nothing mutual with the subject matter, it sponges upon a name of the famous vampire. The extremely short-lived piece that has nothing to offer. [Issue#233]

The first installment, despite its unremarkable gameplay, at least tried. It brought the story of a man who just wants to exist, but the whole world is against him. Here, from the start, you're a nutcase in a bathrobe who shoots prisoners and cleans sewers. And sometimes he hallucinates. If there's satire, it's on the level of cops eating donuts. [Issue#319]

Flat. Boring. Ugly. Annoying. Poorly optimized. Uwe Boll. [July 2009]

There is some potential hidden in Hoodwink but it's all buried under a pile of amateurism from the developers, or did they enjoy creating illogical adventures? [Sept 2012]

A crappy system, technologically speaking it's an unfinished, irritating, and every now and then arrogant action RPG, with flaws as merits, demonstrating how to not make a game. [Issue#232]

An interesting pirate adventure which very soon degrades into a journey of horror lined with dysfunctional mechanisms and game-killing bugs. [Issue#250]

The worst gift agent 007 could possibly get to his 50th birthday. Better get nothing at all than this annoying agony. [Christmas 2012]

Game excels in bizarre ideas and crazy humor. Everything else is total crap – unusable controls, prehistoric graphics and overall shortness to name few.

Despite to first two enjoyable episodes FlatOut 3 sets out its own way – unfortunately, what a way to a waste container. A.I., driving model, boring races… almost everything is as bad as it gets. [Jan 2012]

If Beauty Factory comes as a freeware web-based game there is a slight chance it could impress a bored person for 15 minutes. Ask for money in this case? We call it arrogance. There are no pros (except that “you need not to buy it”) only cons. [Aug 2008]

Absolutely and totally disastrous experience – this game offers flat playability, almost non-existent physics and obsolete visuals. It's actually worse than the previous episode! [Jan 2012]

The latest Leisure Suit Larry adventures show the very bottom where once an excellent game could fall. Absolute trash came from the creators of Worms – simply unbelievable. [July 2009]

Simple and straightforward action shooter. Strictly linear level design and weak presentation does not mean you can enjoy the fierce fighting. [Dec 2008]

A stereotypical “jump-and-smash” game with two playable characters. Typical movie appendix with no ambitions to be more then a few hours of entertainment. [Feb 2009]

Simple cooking game tries to make fortune on famous reality show license. The best part is the recipes from Gordon Ramsey that you can try in your real kitchen. [Issue#189]

Even with terrible camera behavior Pixar’s UP is way too easy to find any real challenge. It’s still good for a quiet, noisy children's audience, but adults find the game a bit empty. [July 2009]

Surprisingly good platformer game is filled with great food, great humor and great gameplay ideas. Pity only on its inexcusable shortness. [Issue#190]

Original medieval adventure game set in a plague-infested village scores with a dark atmosphere and strong story – prepare to face death with every step you take. [Issue#187]

Amazing action platformer with tactical elements excels in instant playability, stylish graphics and exquisite sound. Good impression is only spoiled by the overall shortness. [Feb 2010]

Clover is adventure game with a smart and satiric story based on puzzle solving. Attractive visuals can not hide the overall shortness though. [Issue#190]

Colored and fast-paced arcade game brings all the ingredients you can remember from the previous installments but not much news – unfortunately, it’s almost the same game for the fifth time. [July 2010]

Simplified and slightly extended version of a legendary adventure game uses somewhat obsolete visuals but still counts as one of the best games of all times. [Issue#196]

Add-on for add-on comes with one pretty short campaign, a bunch of new units and weapons… and with a couple of new bugs. Nevertheless it is the best army sim on the market. [Issue#195]

Stand in front of budget-games rack blindfold yourselves and point your finger in some random direction. In 99% cases you will hit a much better game than this garbage. [Issue#195]

Game with 1996 engine released in 2010 can be called "bravery". But to ask 33 Euros for this obsolete antique can not be called anything other than arrogance. [Dec 2010]

So many creative ideas, so many incomprehensible mistakes… Shapeable locations and fantastic visuals boost the fun, but bugs in the challenges and absolutely stupid dialogues almost kill it. [Dec 2010]

A tiny but colorful and fun arcade game which concept is clearly more suitable for mobile phones than the PC. [Issue#201]

This spin-off won't attract the hard-core fans it is more for newbies. Too bad it did not bring any interesting news, instead only recycles what we have already seen. [Issue#201]

More than a game it is a tool to create procedurally generated galaxies ... and they look absolutely gorgeous. [Issue#201]

Imaginative shoot'em up with fantastic graphics is challenging for the casual and for the hard-core gamers. [Issue#201]

Technically mediocre and tedious simulator of "Last Civil War" as seen by the radical evangelists. [Issue#201]

He does not have a name such like Tiger Woods and he is not as good as Vijay Singh with 3-Iron but John Daly needn't to be ashamed of his virtual golf incarnation. [Issue#201]

Visually nice game includes nine winter sports which you will get tired soon. Gamepad is necessary; the game cannot be played on the keyboard. [Issue#200]

Excellent casual arcade game with relaxing gameplay amuses for a long time and never gets tiring - but there is no difference from its predecessor. [Issue#200]

Hard to tell who and why assumed that the issue of 1:1 PC conversion of two year old games for mobile phones will be a guaranteed success. They were wrong. Extremely. [Mar 2011]

Although the second episode shows some improvement it is still a shallow and short story without a beginning and an end – curse of all the second parts. [Issue#204]

Low budget and price don't totally justify boring game contents. There are a thousand and one better alternatives to try in this genre. [Issue#208]

Cute "summer" platformer takes inspiration from famous Oddworld series but doesn't reach the genius of its origin. [Issue#208]

Excellent fast-paced arcade brings fantastic playability with perfect graphics and shows other pieces in genre how this kind of game should be made. Beware of rising difficulty at the final levels. [Oct 2011]

Though the game has little in common with the book and movie, If you like the classic platformers you will enjoy its French taste and variability of game elements. [Dec 2011]

We must admit with tears in the eyes: if you want to play a good WRC game you have to look for a six year old game. WRC 2 doesn't excel in game physics and presentation. [Dec 2011]

Brilliant independent arcade game is back in good shape and this means a new batch of virtual fractures and by own incompetence will frustrate gamers. [Feb 2012]

Independent logical piece with a title beyond all understanding will test your spatial imagination. Minimalistic audio-visual style perfectly fits in this case. [Feb 2012]

Very nice clone of the old Space Invaders brings plenty inventiveness to the genre and amuses with its retro visuals. [March 2012]

Fresh arcade game maybe belongs to mobile devices more nevertheless it is entertaining even on computers. [March 2012]

Thoroughly average indie shoot'em up scores with fantastic graphics, but its playability doesn't reach the quality of its visuals. [Apr 2012]

The Angry Birds concept has taken an evolutionary step and succeeded – gravity puzzles are great and they bring the much-needed fresh air to the series. [Apr 2012]

Great action platformer at the beginning soon becomes stereotype. Fortunately there are many weapons and tools to try so it keeps you bit longer. [May 2012]

Flabby toy with stylish visuals don't offer any extras to other action platformers. If you are a fan of the original Scarygirl character you can give it a try but you will miss nothing if you skip this game. [June 2012]

Arcade four-wheeler racing game shows probably the best you can get from a low-budget production. [July 2012]

Fast arcade racing with great soundtrack at first sight – soon you realize it is too simple and mediocre to keep your attention for long. [July 2012]

Great surprise that is does not have that much in common with the recent movie (fortunately). Maybe for this is the reason the game is played so well. [Sept 2012]

Cute indie arcade game with wasted potential is inspired by DOS legend Tunnerer but couldn't reach its addictive playability. [Oct 2012]

Little bit of fun, a little bit sadistic but mostly dull & dry – you should skip the PC version and try the tablet for sure. [Nov 2012]

Interesting elements and catchy moments can't beat the bad impression caused by too many technical bugs. [Dec 2012]

Modest hack'n'slash with undead hordes hides a longer and better playtime then you would expect. [Jan 2013]

How many bags can you load into a real sport car? Almost as much fun as you can expect from Ferrari Legends – close to none. [Jan 2013]