- Publisher: Paleo Entertainment
- Release Date: Mar 17, 2009
- Summary:
- Developer: Paleo Entertainment
- Genre(s): Action, Shooter, Shooter, First-Person, Sci-Fi, Arcade
- Cheats: On GameFAQs
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 0 out of 9
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Mixed: 2 out of 9
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Negative: 7 out of 9
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A fun -- if short -- little indie with some interesting ideas behind it falls flat on its face on technical execution and pricing issues.
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Imagine, if you will, a weapon that not only blows a guy to smithereens and covers the screen with more blood than a MASH unit, but also causes him to burst into flames and even projectile vomit all over himself for several painful seconds before he blows up. And if that isn't disgusting enough for you, imagine grabbing one of his severed legs and whacking another dude over the head with it until he, in turn, spews even more blood and vomit and flames. Ew.
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Play (Poland)It's a shooter utilizing the CryEngine 2 and featuring one hard-as-nails mega-macho-man with a huge gun for a hand. If this description made you smile, you'll cringe anyway when you see how many bugs can be squeezed into every single map and how thinly can a texture be drawn. [May 2009]
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It's better to avoid Merchants of Brooklyn. Its price is something out of mind when you'll start to see its gameplay, contents and the low level of technology of this game.
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PC Zone UKEven at its bargain price, MOB is frankly appalling. [July 2009, p.73]
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LEVEL (Czech Republic)CryEngine does not guarantee any fun. Interesting action game at first sight but then shows emptiness and boredom quite soon. All levels, weapons and enemy designs are so wearisome that you will find it quite refreshing to read your spam folder instead. [July 2009]
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It’s not a game, but three hours of torture, complete with broken scripts and frequent crashes.
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1 out of 8
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Mixed: 1 out of 8
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Negative: 6 out of 8
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CoreyS.May 22, 2009
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ES.May 29, 2009
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BenSMay 22, 2009
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GianlucaAJul 1, 2009Its...really sad, ive never seen a game like this. One of the worst game ever. Bad programmed, ridiculous gameplay... nothing else to say.
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[Anonymous]Apr 26, 2009This game is horrible. Not even a 1.
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FrancescoT.Jun 29, 2009
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FrancescoTrombettiJul 16, 2009
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