Profoundly average. There's nothing really to dislike about it, but you've seen these gameplay mechanics so many times before the game boils down to going through the motions and seeing Animaniacs cameos.

Completely lackluster, offers no challenge, and is a complete waste of money.

Given that the DS hardware is woefully underutilized, Burnout Legends is simply a shoddy game. The essential ingredients are here, but there are flash games that have had more quality work put into them.

This isn’t anywhere near as good as some of the Nintendo DS's other classic remakes, such as Namco's Dig Dug: Digging Strike, which was both fun, innovative, and actually worked properly out of box.

Vengeance continues Ubisoft’s trend of releasing rushed port after rushed port to the Wii in hopes that gamers are indiscriminating enough to buy a game they’ve already played with added motion control. Given another month or two in development, it might easily have been worth it. In its current state, however, Far Cry Vengeance is harsh, glaring proof that this strategy isn’t working.

Fans of the series will find absolutely nothing to like here, and it’s likely that any gamer making Dark Secret their first Tenchu game will never buy another one.

This game is a headache wrapped up in frustration and poor design. Mighty Beanz Pocket Puzzles simply does not work as well as it probably looked on the drawing board, and players are advised to stay away.

Though it does have to two styles of games, unless you're buying the game for a much younger gamer, Sitting Ducks isn't going to appeal to you much.

There is simply monotony, pain, and a deep feeling of loss.

The graphic design and overall presentation is nowhere near what many would expect from a game slapped with Todd McFarlane's stamp of approval. The monotony of the unrelenting combat adds to the bitter taste this game leaves in its wake.

Even if you’re a fan of the anime, it’s impossible to imagine that anyone would find enjoyment in this game.

Disclaimer: The game playing described in this review was supervised by trained professionals. It is extremely boring and should not be attempted by anyone, anywhere, anytime.

All the action is staged on truly horribly designed levels that go out of their way to prevent exploration as clumsily as possible.

The worst game I've ever played. Ever. It's worse than "Aquaman," people. It's so bad, in fact, that I briefly considered driving my car off a cliff on the way home one day, just so I wouldn't have to play it anymore.

If you like side scrolling shooters and are not put off by a little (read: lot of) hard work, this game is not to be missed. It looks good, sounds good, it plays good, and can be downloaded right this very second for an extraordinarily reasonable amount.