Eternals

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akshatmahajanNov 5, 2021

I was really excited for this movie and went to see this with good expectations but nothing went as expected.

Script was loose and screenplay was very shattered. There were problems with editing also. Direction also felt weak, didn't seemI was really excited for this movie and went to see this with good expectations but nothing went as expected.

Script was loose and screenplay was very shattered. There were problems with editing also. Direction also felt weak, didn't seem like it was directed by Oscar winner director. Story was weak and childish and it looked like if too much was added in the movie. This could have been easily two part movie.

Overall, this movie was an unexpected disappointment. Hope, they improve in sequels.… Expand

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MrPajamasJan 20, 2022

Probably the worst MCU movie for me. Characters uninteresting. The story didn't interest me either and was a bit poorly presented here and there as it jumped around to the past and then to the present and was a bit of a goulash for me. TheProbably the worst MCU movie for me. Characters uninteresting. The story didn't interest me either and was a bit poorly presented here and there as it jumped around to the past and then to the present and was a bit of a goulash for me. The action wasn't bad, but there wasn't much of it, and especially it wasn't good enough to keep the film at 2 and a half hours. Like I said. The action wasn't bad, but Endgame set the bar high and this was definitely weaker than that. To sum it up. The movie itself wasn't even all that spectacular in my opinion, and when you add in the fact that this is the third Marvel movie and that the previous ones were great, this is a pretty big downer for me. I'm disappointed. The thing that scares me the most about this is that this probably isn't the only movie and there will be a second installment. Who knows? Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised. But for now, I'm not looking forward to it at all and I wouldn't see it as a series. For me, a mediocre movie that I don't recommend and if anything, really only to the biggest Marvel fans.… Expand

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lipinoJan 16, 2022

It's a pretty average movie that falls apart in the end. It's not as bad as I thought it would be. It's just hard to go wrong when you have modern CGI and characters with standard DC Comics powers, so that keeps it average and worth watching,It's a pretty average movie that falls apart in the end. It's not as bad as I thought it would be. It's just hard to go wrong when you have modern CGI and characters with standard DC Comics powers, so that keeps it average and worth watching, despite how bland much of the cast is. If this was released in the early 2000's with early 2000's CGI, it would be considered straight garbage.… Expand

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PhoenixReveiwsJan 16, 2022

Ah, the Eternals, Marvels' next entry in the never-ending mass-produced conga line of the Superhero genre. This movie was very different when comparing it to most Marvel movies, or even superhero movies for that matter. It had a vision, itAh, the Eternals, Marvels' next entry in the never-ending mass-produced conga line of the Superhero genre. This movie was very different when comparing it to most Marvel movies, or even superhero movies for that matter. It had a vision, it had a good, solid, concept with a moral dilemma splashed among the characters and story, and it had outstanding visuals. But at the core it had some story issues, there were too many characters introduced for us to care about any of them as much as the movie wants us to, and it was just kind of a mess in terms of a consistent story, it jumped around a lot. Remember Birds of Prey how it was all over the place; because Harley Quinn was telling it and she has a screwed-up head? This movie jumped around MORE than that and there wasn't a reason for that like in Birds of Prey. Solid movie, not amazing due to the non-consistent story, but overall some great writing, core story, and just a pretty good time killer overall. Will the Eternals be as iconic as the Avengers or Guardians of the Galaxy? Not in a million years. But still an enjoyable experience.… Expand

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DimAsh84Nov 9, 2021

For the duration of the film of 2 hours, there is a lot of unnecessary filler which could have been used to give more details of the plot and put more action.
And the ending is regularly bad.

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Pan_KrytykFeb 16, 2022

chyba najsłabszy film marvela.. nawet samla i angelina go nie ratują.. po prostu niewypał ... czy cos było nie tak? tak! wszystko!

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Banjo_ReviewieJan 13, 2022

Painfully underwhelming, slow and boring.

They only made this movie so they can make MORE movies.

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MovesarecoolNov 6, 2021

This Moves shows how there can be heros no matter of there color that what I really like about.

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Spartan_117Jan 22, 2022

Eternals (2021) is the 26th entry in the MCU, a part of Phase 4 of the franchise and it is about a group of Alien beings who have been on Earth for thousands of years protecting mankind from another alien race called Deviants and they nowEternals (2021) is the 26th entry in the MCU, a part of Phase 4 of the franchise and it is about a group of Alien beings who have been on Earth for thousands of years protecting mankind from another alien race called Deviants and they now have to reunite and face the ancient threat which has resurfaced. Similar to Guardians of the Galaxy, this is one of those Marvel properties that I had no prior knowledge of and the movie was my first foray into their story. Unlike Guardians of the Galaxy, though, it was not good.

The movie has a lot of problems and it falls under the umbrella of those flicks where the more you think about it, the worse it gets, and if you don’t think about it, it’s middling at best, as elements and players introduced by the story and trying to squeeze them in an already expansive Universe lacks well thought out writing for proper cohesion and thus it comes off as lazy and stupid. Case in point: The Celestials, the true Godly Beings that have been shown a few times before in the MCU but this is the movie where you get a proper explanation about their existence and when the plot reveals details about the Prime Celestial Arishem’s design, it’s just dumb and saps whatever interest one might have had in that part of the story and worldbuilding.

Since I have grown a bit apathetic towards this cinematic universe due to worldbuilding shenanigans that Phase 4 has shown so far, poor writing in that area alone wouldn’t have been a big issue (would still be an issue) had the characters been interesting but that turned out to be the biggest problem of this movie which stems from its own nature of being i.e there are ten Eternals, ten main new characters that are introduced in a single movie, and none of them is properly developed. As I write this review, I don’t even remember the names of many of them. On top of that, director Chloe Zao decided to have the cast give uninterested/boring and bland performances for so much of the runtime instead of being energetic and charismatic utilizing every bit of screen time they have to imbue personality to their roles. There was also lost potential of a plot point regarding Deviants, the movie just ends it in an anti-climatic fashion and throws it away.

With all that being said, I did enjoy certain things. There were some beautiful visuals, particularly with the Celestials and their gargantuan scale, especially if you don’t think about the physics of it all. Some of the fights were entertaining even with the iffy CGI, the speedster Eternal especially was portrayed how I’d wish other movies to showcase their speed type characters and you get a fun meta pseudo Superman vs Flash throwdown. Despite having thin characterization, some Eternals I did end up liking such as Druig, Gilgamesh or even Icarus, and hell I even got interested in that one Deviant since that seemed important relative to most characters in the movie. I also do applaud the director for not filling the movie to the brim with the typical Marvel brand of humour which has been getting too annoying recently and I wish strong writing was present to complement the more serious tone. Plus, the movie had both Jon Snow and Robb Stark fall in love with Sersi which I found amusing.

Overall, this is in the bottom tier of MCU movies for me. I wouldn’t say it’s the worst one, that title belongs to Black Widow for now. I don’t know how the events in Eternals will play out going forward in the MCU or whether it’ll have any impact or would be forgotten. This probably would have fared far better if it was a Disney+ series instead as that would have given it time to develop its characters at the very least even if at the loss of spectacle. Wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re an MCU fan and completionist. Anyway, if I were to rate it, I’d give it a 5/10.… Expand

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APE_conoisseurNov 10, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What a mess of a movie! The pacing is WAYYY off. And who was the genius who had the idea to introduce more than 6 main characters, and make the less charismatic one be the protagonist? I don't even remember half the name of the characters....there wasn't enough time to properly flesh them out. The visual quality was astonishing, I have to give them credit for that! but that is pretty much all I can praise the movie for(except Kingo and Theena). The "side villain", if you can call it that, was disappointing. They tried to flesh out the villain, give it proper motivation and heck....they even made it interesting...but they had to make it into a plot device/punching bag. what I'm about to say next is just my subjective opinion(and I could be totally wrong, I'm not educated enough in economy to make a statement): Disney pumped this movie out, instead of making a Disney+ show to make more money. Since they probably get less money trough their service yearly than a movie that takes a couple of months to film… Expand

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SabdabsNov 10, 2021

Beautiful story telling and very exciting fight sequences! 10/10. Would watch again, and again… and again. Can’t wait to see them in more projects.

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Jones76Jan 15, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is the very definition of mediocre. It is not as bad, as some people make it and it is not as good as others make it. At the end it is watchable, but a bland experience, like stale bread. A few points in no particular order:

The visual effects are 2/3 gorgeous and 1/3 really bad and boring. The deviants are very generic, the whole vulcano part looks artificial, I don't buy the costumes and I find it kinda hilarious that they wear exactly the same stuff for thousands of years. That's quality! The ship looks way to small on screen, most of the time I have the feeling you couldn't even stand in it.

There is too much going on. To many characters, to many topics, to many locations, to many ideas... most of that stuff is not explored while the themes in itself like love, betrayal, not aging, one existing world vs. thousands to be born, are good! All of that could actually be really interesting, but there is no time to develop any of it. The result is, when people start dying I simply don't care, I had no time to get to know these characters. The Avengers worked because we had time to bond with these characters in their solo movies.

Some of the logic of the movie seems plain wrong. The Eternals should be really powerful, Thanos level powerful actually, yet they feel really weak. One determined Avenger could probably take down most of them and one of the Avengers power houses would mop the floor with this flying dude (sorry, still can't remember most of the names). There are very few deviants, I don't really get the threat. I don't think 10 deviants could take down millions of dinosaurs. Why is there an "alpha deviant"? There is no explanation for that. If they are space robots designed for a purpose, why are most of the designs so weak? Wouldn't it make more sense to just create 10 flying dudes with laser eyes? The movie "explains", why the Eternals didn't interfere with Thanos and Ultron, but there is no logic behind it. These events where a threat to their mission, so they should have interfered. I also don't get why no other character shows up, at least when the action is over. A giant statue coming out of the ocean should interest someone. Most actors are wasted, especially Kid Harrington and Salma Hayek. I was really hoping for the Black Knight to be in this. The movie has no villain. The deviants are more like a distraction or wild beasts without any real agenda. The betrayal part is weak and boring, I wasn't shocked by it, kinda saw it coming. Marvels Eternals is essentially a movie without an antagonist and that simply does not make for interesting story telling. The climax was like preventing an earth quake and it had no gravity to it, there was no sense of urgency or threat, it didn't feel like a final stand to save humanity.

So, all in all, I found the movie a rather boring experience. I checked my phone so much while watching it, I actually had to rewind a few times to catch what's going on.… Expand

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olavio_rochaJan 12, 2022

Although it has an excellent history, I can say that I really expected more from this movie, it's not a bad movie, but it's not a masterpiece as well. I think they weren't able to bring and convey the essence of the comic to the MCU, it's notAlthough it has an excellent history, I can say that I really expected more from this movie, it's not a bad movie, but it's not a masterpiece as well. I think they weren't able to bring and convey the essence of the comic to the MCU, it's not a horrible adaptation, but it's not what a Marvel fan expects to see.… Expand

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LuizwaineJan 16, 2022

Great movie! This is no tipic Marvel movie. I like how serious and without joke.

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greislFeb 18, 2022

This movie has a lot of stuff in one place, the action scenes are awesome and fluid, visual effects are truly amazing. The story itself it's good and interesting, but what I think this movie is missing is the character relationship andThis movie has a lot of stuff in one place, the action scenes are awesome and fluid, visual effects are truly amazing. The story itself it's good and interesting, but what I think this movie is missing is the character relationship and individual stories, the building up history of characters and the relation of them with the society that they're trying to defeat a **** god to defend. This makes kind of confusing relationships and feels weird along the movie, like some people make choices just because and it feels like it's missing something, STORY.… Expand

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3mrApr 10, 2022

The movie has many weaknesses and also the age classification is not appropriate because it contains some gay scenes and I do not want my little brother or me to see this movie and it is supposed to be a family movie

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DolphinReviewsJul 20, 2022

It's a decent superhero movie but does not feel like a Marvel movie. It feels as if this was made by a separate company from Marvel and DC. At times it can feel slow and none of the drama, story, characters, and action are anything but "good enough."

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Critic100rAug 6, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I didn't like it and I didn't hate it. But it's kind of disappointing, it shows homosexuality in a forced way, it shows you characters you've never seen and will forget about them more now. Cloe Zhao has already done great work, this one doesn't suit her.… Expand

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CarbyOct 2, 2022

The movie was slow and boring. Had to stop it halfway through. The performances were boring but at least the environments were kinda interesting.

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CarlElmoreNov 24, 2022

The Eternals said they can't interfere with Earth events unless it directly affects the population. Wouldn't Thanos's invasion qualify as affecting the population? At least the film looks pretty.

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Fixer84Mar 15, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Frankly? I did not understand. The post-credit scenes are some of the worst ever. Graphic rendering of Pip the Troll objectively awful. Also, why do you have to tell me two days after the movie came out that it was Blade talking to Whitman? Just because people recognized Ali's voice? But then it wasn't worth taking a simple stunt to make him do that scene. Which is not even a scene. Ali doesn't even appear, it's just five seconds off-screen. Otherwise, Ikaris is the ugly version of Patriot and Arishem seems morally correct Thanos. The plot is saved, but it's too little.… Expand

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killzon32Nov 9, 2021

It was around the same quality as iron man 2.
Or the first Thor movie.

It could have been substantially better.

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JonahSimonNov 12, 2021

Boring, but not because of lack of action. Too many main characters who are just too bland to attach to. At a certain point, I thought many of them would gradually be picked off like a horror film, which seemed preferable. Also jokes areBoring, but not because of lack of action. Too many main characters who are just too bland to attach to. At a certain point, I thought many of them would gradually be picked off like a horror film, which seemed preferable. Also jokes are rancid, just truly awful… Expand

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FadeBlackMay 28, 2022

Some amising scenes, but plot way too convulated, everything came across as hackneyed. Obsession over media and representation but not actual quality movie. By far the worst of MCU.

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MaglenJan 14, 2022

Wooden characters, pointless villains, pointless overall plot. The worst thing that could be said about this movie is that it's just plain boring.

The main cast consists of: A Superman Knockoff A WonderWoman Knockoff A Flash Knockoff AWooden characters, pointless villains, pointless overall plot. The worst thing that could be said about this movie is that it's just plain boring.

The main cast consists of:

A Superman Knockoff
A WonderWoman Knockoff
A Flash Knockoff
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tsarouhasNov 8, 2021

One of the worst MCU movies. Very boring, with not enough story to keep it entertaining. Had it not been for the big names in the cast, this movie would be totally skippable. Not worth watching in theatre (or at all, since it is prettyOne of the worst MCU movies. Very boring, with not enough story to keep it entertaining. Had it not been for the big names in the cast, this movie would be totally skippable. Not worth watching in theatre (or at all, since it is pretty disconnected with the rest of MCU)… Expand

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moviemitch96Nov 5, 2021

This latest MCU entry is... A major setback in so many ways. Eternal and immortal beings who have been around defending Earth from creatures known as deviants for over 7000 years find themselves in conflict with one another and contemplatingThis latest MCU entry is... A major setback in so many ways. Eternal and immortal beings who have been around defending Earth from creatures known as deviants for over 7000 years find themselves in conflict with one another and contemplating their destiny/legacy and other such things when the deviants return to attack Earth again. Directed by Chloe Zhao (hot off her Academy Award-winning run with 'Nomadland'), this is a major misstep for the MCU in a surprising amount of ways. Incoherently jumping around time period after time period throughout, a confusing narrative, thinly-developed characters, surprisingly slow pacing and development throughout, etc. Really the only compliments I can pay this film is that it looks beautiful (the cinematography is gorgeous), and it's also one of the most emotional and thought-provoking MCU entries to date, which I did appreciate at times, but it wasn't near enough to save this mess of a film. Overall, it's an alarming decline in quality in what we've come to expect in the MCU. Oh and PS, the mid-credits scene cost this film a whole star for me, that's how big of a joke it was.… Expand

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ARmy251084Jan 15, 2022

Epic scale blockbuster with no emotional stake that falls flat to delivering involving story. So much stuff is going on, some much stuff is explaining, yet you still don't know what's exactly is going on. And what is worst - you don't care.

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MattBrady99Jan 31, 2022

For a movie that's over 2 hours long, by the end of it, I didn't feel attach or interested in these characters and I couldn't remember some of the characters powers.

While I admire Marvel for trying something a little different with theFor a movie that's over 2 hours long, by the end of it, I didn't feel attach or interested in these characters and I couldn't remember some of the characters powers.

While I admire Marvel for trying something a little different with the Marvel movies, but this was sadly a misstep, which I hope it doesn't stop the people at Marvel from taking different approaches in the future.… Expand

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shoulderoforionJan 13, 2022

Mostly suffered through watching this, it wasn't fun, and too many love stories with forlorn languishing shots that really slowed the energy of the whole production down. Interesting ideas, it looked great, but poor execution. Didn't likeMostly suffered through watching this, it wasn't fun, and too many love stories with forlorn languishing shots that really slowed the energy of the whole production down. Interesting ideas, it looked great, but poor execution. Didn't like Nomadland, and didn't like this, will be staying away from Chloé Zhao directed movies here on out. This could have been great, it wasn't, in any way.… Expand

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OliraNov 7, 2021

I almost walked out, it was that boring. Listen I am a die-hard Marvel fan, and this movie was pretty bad. The visuals were stunning and it had some fun parts, BUT this movie was slow and stupid. The movie really picks up in the last 30 mins,I almost walked out, it was that boring. Listen I am a die-hard Marvel fan, and this movie was pretty bad. The visuals were stunning and it had some fun parts, BUT this movie was slow and stupid. The movie really picks up in the last 30 mins, which means that 90% of this movie is pointless. 3 hours is too long, it's clear that they didn't understand how to tell a concise and compelling story. This movie needed stronger editing, and a director at the helm that has done big, box office action movies. The constant jumping back and forth, to various times and storylines is distracting at best, and annoying at worst. There are major plot holes, and such bad CGI issues, and just sub-par acting. This group of actors don't seem like they enjoyed being on screen together. Kumal is there for forced comedic relief and they can't even get that right in most cases. This is a big miss for Marvel. Wait for this to come to Disney+ but save yourself the 3 hours at the theatre. They are just spending it setting up the next film, and world-building. You have no emotional connection to the characters and so you don't really care what happens to them. The positive reviews are either people spamming one letter "Aaaaaa" or clearly from Marvel fanboys who didn't see the film. I was pretty disappointed by this film considering the budget, the hype, and the fact that they wanted to hinge Phase 4 on this new team. I can't understand how fans of the MCU could like this. The movie felt like it thought its audience was dumb and just spent too much time trying to explain this massive background and world-building they kept beating over our head. It was very anticlimactic in the final fight, the powers are a bit boring as well, and I don't see how they will mix The Eternals into the MCU (and maybe they shouldn't because this clearly didn't land).… Expand

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NackzxMay 16, 2022

Forcing some lgtb-or whatever in the movie. Graphics are nice and specials effect 2. But its not great at all.

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egoBorderNov 6, 2021

Not the worst movie, not even my least favorite MCU movie, but it's hard to escape the feeling that this material (and cast) deserved a better movie. There just isn't a lot of energy here, and it makes the movie feel more like homework thanNot the worst movie, not even my least favorite MCU movie, but it's hard to escape the feeling that this material (and cast) deserved a better movie. There just isn't a lot of energy here, and it makes the movie feel more like homework than the main event. Way too many characters and a few sleepy performances ensure this will likely have more appeal as a sleeper sci-fi fantasy than specifically an MCU movie.… Expand

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FilmanwaltJan 23, 2022

ZzzzzZ. It was mostly boring. The film did occasionally raise interesting questions for me during and especially afterwards, the deviants looked cool and some of the characters were at least sympathetic.But that's it. Unfortunately, the filmZzzzzZ. It was mostly boring. The film did occasionally raise interesting questions for me during and especially afterwards, the deviants looked cool and some of the characters were at least sympathetic.But that's it. Unfortunately, the film is horribly staged, drawn out way too much and the acting is always uninspired and not good. In addition, there are dialogues that make others feel ashamed and the same "glorious" juxtaposition of the Eternals over and over again.On the way to its goal, the film lost me again and again, despite being a bit interesting, and that's never a good sign because I pull through most films..... I actually found the credit scenes the best and gave an interesting outlook into the future of the MCU (some things also make you think).I debated whether I thought it was worse, a little better, or just as bad as Thor 2 and settled on a tie: 2/5 gold orbs.… Expand

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AvocatoFeb 24, 2023

another marvel **** movie. where all the good movies went? marvel was so damn good when i was a child

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Hippo1979Nov 12, 2021

Overall it is a snooze fest. And the acting is uneven. The director could have at least shaved off 30 mins from the movie and I think it would not have made any difference to the story arc.

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BenSwoloNov 8, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Lame movie, plane characters and forced comedic moments and the inclusion…? God damn… Expand

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FloroNov 5, 2021

Woke garbage wih completely irrelevant characters who aren't developed in any way. Eternals lacks the heart of the previous 3 phases. One of the worst MCU movies without a doubt.

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ayan730Nov 5, 2021

I don't know why those critics rate the movie so bad,It has a great story, with lots of great action & great visual effects.... Must watch.. Don't miss those two credit scenes...

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EpicShnitzelNov 6, 2021

Story was all over the place and some plit lines just were insignificant to the movie and could have been removed entirely.acting was good but the characters where bland a d with so many you cant seem to care enough about them like with otherStory was all over the place and some plit lines just were insignificant to the movie and could have been removed entirely.acting was good but the characters where bland a d with so many you cant seem to care enough about them like with other marvel movies. I would say this is not marvel at their best. Over all this movie is relatively below average but sets up exiting element for furure installments.… Expand

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Smartguy2253Nov 7, 2021

Watched the movie and was very disappointed about how bad it was. For example the many plot inconsistencies that ruin the movie. My favorite of which was when it shows Hiroshima and for some reason phastos and Ajak are just there for someWatched the movie and was very disappointed about how bad it was. For example the many plot inconsistencies that ruin the movie. My favorite of which was when it shows Hiroshima and for some reason phastos and Ajak are just there for some reason. Many more scenes like that throughout the movie. Watch it and you will understand what I’m taking about.… Expand

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RohanshiNov 11, 2021

Plot was everywhere and hero’s were pretty stupid. Plot was horrible too. Marvel has really gone downhill

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billmill42Nov 21, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Till the first half of the movie, the movie was good, didnt really reming me of a marvel movie that much, but it had a nice built story, but after the second half, the movie was pure bad, plot twists all the time, the final battle was not expected to turn out like that and more. Long story short, after the second half the movie felt rushed like a rushed school project.… Expand

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Betoc99Jan 12, 2022

I found the movie to be very anti-climactic. The characters are bland and boring, the best one is Angelina Jolies, yet, still not fun. There was a lot of discussions around the death of X eternal (X to avoid spoilers) and I thought it’d beI found the movie to be very anti-climactic. The characters are bland and boring, the best one is Angelina Jolies, yet, still not fun. There was a lot of discussions around the death of X eternal (X to avoid spoilers) and I thought it’d be this big thing, but nope, the character is just gone. I would only recommend this movie in order to keep up with the MCU.… Expand

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hollatchaboiyMar 1, 2022

It's hard to root for the good guys when the "bad guys" are clearly in the right and this film does nothing to try to convince you otherwise. Also, would it hurt Marvel to do a little research into Latin American culture before disrespectingIt's hard to root for the good guys when the "bad guys" are clearly in the right and this film does nothing to try to convince you otherwise. Also, would it hurt Marvel to do a little research into Latin American culture before disrespecting entire ethnic groups of people..?… Expand

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Louis_VoltronMay 7, 2022

Marvel has tried for forever to get the Eternals to work in comic books . Calling in big guns like Neil Gaiman but still nobody gave a crap. This film is pretty much the same . I think it would of been much better to tell the story as a tvMarvel has tried for forever to get the Eternals to work in comic books . Calling in big guns like Neil Gaiman but still nobody gave a crap. This film is pretty much the same . I think it would of been much better to tell the story as a tv series and decompress the story .… Expand

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Rickniks38May 8, 2022

Super dull and messy presents some interesting ideas like celestials and gods but as for everything else, it definitely needs some reworking.

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rlindauNov 12, 2021

For me, this movie was overly long and dragged badly; I was tempted to leave before it ended. The plot jumped many times between past and present - not a problem in some movies, but in this case unnecessary and often confusing. TheFor me, this movie was overly long and dragged badly; I was tempted to leave before it ended. The plot jumped many times between past and present - not a problem in some movies, but in this case unnecessary and often confusing. The characters were unappealing and one-dimensional. The special effects were reasonably spectacular - but that's just a cost of doing business these days.… Expand

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DiscussionaqueoNov 17, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Boring and stupid, primarily because there are way too many characters. The first 20 minutes was OK, until the film randomly jumps backwards in time 5,000 years and focused on a bunch of other characters we hadn't seen yet. Like the main characters are Rob Stark and Asian lady who I can't remember the name of because she was so boring, but instead of focusing on them equal screen time is given to another 6 eternals (plus background characters) who don't add anything to the plot. On top of that, some of the plot decisions are mind-numbingly stupid. I won't give any spoilers, but what Rob Stark's character does at the end of the film is the single dumbest thing that has ever happened in a marvel film and it makes me angry just thinking about it.… Expand

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silencerJan 18, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Not a comic fan so this is an outside look.
A bunch of pseudoscience makes it really hard to care.
I meant, robots creating planets?
Robots sending other robots to farm people to give birth to new robots? Why do they need people? Who knows...
Blue alien cgi monsters fighting robots for... reasons...
All that with time jumps that would make Witcher season 1 blush...
Oh and of course evil superman, because Boys didn't do this to death yet...… Expand

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blankwaveNov 8, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. See DUNE. A real movie. Marvel Cookie Cutter **** to the max. This was a great comic book but has ZERO soul. Who is running this ship? Lost at sea.… Expand

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rookie009Nov 7, 2021

So damn bad. Endless stringing together of boring flashbacks. Fell asleep 3 times during it (no joke).
Worst Marvel movie until now. Not sure if even worse than the inhumans series. 3 points only for beeing so brave to bring a hero that can'tSo damn bad. Endless stringing together of boring flashbacks. Fell asleep 3 times during it (no joke).
Worst Marvel movie until now. Not sure if even worse than the inhumans series. 3 points only for beeing so brave to bring a hero that can't talk with her voice but using sign language (sorry, I don't know the correct translation). Love that part of the movie… Expand

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NightscapeJan 15, 2022

Just spent a couple days mulling this film over (finally got around to see it) and yeah, this is as bad as Captain Marvel, and that is saying something! This was one of the most predictable films I have ever seen with the most knock-offJust spent a couple days mulling this film over (finally got around to see it) and yeah, this is as bad as Captain Marvel, and that is saying something! This was one of the most predictable films I have ever seen with the most knock-off characters ever. Felt like I was watching a knock-off Dune or something (sure didn't feel like a Marvel movie). Everything about this film felt like it was ripped from different movies; nothing felt authentic, like a JJ Abrahams film. I do think this is Marvel's worst movie; as it was boring, predictable, illogical, and very forgettable. At least the other bad ones tried to be somewhat original.… Expand

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LlydlesterNov 6, 2021

Isn't it a lot of character development for a movie? Eternals is an exceptionally beautiful Film that tries to live up to the great expectations of a massive action epic but is mostly let down by a bright but unstable cast of enigmaticIsn't it a lot of character development for a movie? Eternals is an exceptionally beautiful Film that tries to live up to the great expectations of a massive action epic but is mostly let down by a bright but unstable cast of enigmatic characters who try to pass it off as thematic with emotional depth. The magnitude of Eternals is unlike anything I've seen in the MCU so far, but it also results in a film that just has too much on its plate. While I admire the MCU for taking a chance by offering an ambitious and unique narrative, the script and storytelling just did not live up to the film's ambitious ideals.… Expand

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AmunozrochaJan 25, 2022

bored as hell, a mediocre film, none of the characters has a real value, the whole movie contradict itself, the characters are presented as the gods of the mithological age but all them looks like a worst cosplay of something superior, nonebored as hell, a mediocre film, none of the characters has a real value, the whole movie contradict itself, the characters are presented as the gods of the mithological age but all them looks like a worst cosplay of something superior, none of them are worth by it self, the end is a deus ex machina, things happens for no reason, the "villain" is forgetable. you can watch the first 15 minutes and the last 15, and the movie will remain the same.… Expand

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DamoclesNov 7, 2021

Movie was awful. So slow, not funny. It was like they were writing it as they filmed it. Very reductive. Man I hope this was not to be the flag-ship for MCU.

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LittlegizmoJan 12, 2022

ok i cant believe some people liked that movie its really one of the worst... the only points i am giving = Angelina Jolie... this is terrible

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COTORNov 6, 2021

One of the worst Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. Very boring, characters are boring too. 3-4/10

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DavidGMTNov 5, 2021

Sadly, this movie stinks. It has nothing to do with Kirby's work. It only borrows some names and ideas... Dreaming Celestial storyline is the closest thing that bridges this movie to legendary comic. And btw... humanoid race in comics doesSadly, this movie stinks. It has nothing to do with Kirby's work. It only borrows some names and ideas... Dreaming Celestial storyline is the closest thing that bridges this movie to legendary comic. And btw... humanoid race in comics does not make them RC robots like this movie did. First and second acts have both intense beginning and then they're turning into slow, agonizing mess. The last act is the other way around, so it's easy to fall asleep 40 minutes before grand finale which feels flat... to be honest, if you have seen Transformers: The last Knight - you won't be shocked.
The best play and character is Angelina's Jolie Thena. The rest if forgettable.… Expand

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Rocker9800Nov 7, 2021

The typical action movie, somewhat funny and with some action. At the beginning I saw a trailer like where the director told us that this movie was an innovation, in what sense di she mean? This movie brought nothing new or revolutionary toThe typical action movie, somewhat funny and with some action. At the beginning I saw a trailer like where the director told us that this movie was an innovation, in what sense di she mean? This movie brought nothing new or revolutionary to the table, just some overly reused ideas and stories. To a scale where 0 is probably Amelie and 10 is the Matrix trilogy, LOTR and Bladerunner 2049, this movie deserves a 3/10. Watch only if you like Marvel movies even though is worse than the average.… Expand

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AzurisDec 13, 2021

Would be better to have Stories with more Personal Villians.
It becomes boring in that Way.

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Rick516Nov 14, 2021

Eternals was a bunch of haphazardly established context squeezed into a two and a half hour slog of awkward performances to make sense of its vaguely written characters. Though a surprisingly intriguing baddie initially helps to break theEternals was a bunch of haphazardly established context squeezed into a two and a half hour slog of awkward performances to make sense of its vaguely written characters. Though a surprisingly intriguing baddie initially helps to break the monotony, it is ultimately sidelined for disappointing cliches. Though not without some respectable ambition and setup for future MCU films as well as stellar action sequences, Eternals falls utterly flat in terms of the MCU standard.… Expand

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Phteve11Nov 10, 2021

What....like just what was this? Look the fight scenes are cool enough but that's it

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jeanfff7Nov 5, 2021

One of the most boring movies of the year. A lot of characters , but mostly, with no soul. I didn’t care to anybody! This movie was trying to hard to look epic…but so hard…that looks fake!

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Fatbob15Oct 21, 2022

This is the first marvel movie I can genuinly say I hated, it was a bland, long, boring, mess with a story that had no lasting impact

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NoizaMay 28, 2022

I was really suprise by how less i liked a Marvel(!) movie.
The whole piece gave me the feeling it was originaly a fanfiction made by a Hardcore Superman fan, and someone wanted to convert it into a Marvel film.
But to not make it obviously,I was really suprise by how less i liked a Marvel(!) movie.
The whole piece gave me the feeling it was originaly a fanfiction made by a Hardcore Superman fan, and someone wanted to convert it into a Marvel film.
But to not make it obviously, he made every ability of Superman a character. Tha Antagonists are super weak, both in power and in appearence and technically not relevant for the plot.
But the Weak Heroes makes up for that, The effects and impact of there powers are boring.
They look like they even couldn combined beat one of the Avengers.
And everyone of them has to represent a member of a social fringe group, is this what they called wokestuff?
The Plot is "meh" to "ok", then gets REALLY interessting in the middle and late part of the movie, but than falls comepletely flat.
They even broke there own rules they set up earlier.… Expand

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HenniNov 13, 2021

Bad Movie, was Pretty glad I came 30 minutes late.... too predictable and childish

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jonasbttencourtNov 26, 2021

The cast is good but geez the runtime is abusive, the pacing is terrible... The movie looks good, there's some good direction, but hell is this a boring movie... The story is not engaging at all, the characters are annoying af. Marvel needsThe cast is good but geez the runtime is abusive, the pacing is terrible... The movie looks good, there's some good direction, but hell is this a boring movie... The story is not engaging at all, the characters are annoying af. Marvel needs to find itself again in these post-Endgame era, the Spiderman movies are the only ones that are really entertaining...… Expand

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Marks03Nov 9, 2021

Filme chato e arrastrado
com alguns personagens bons
e com uma fotografia maravilhosaaaaaa

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funkynycdudeNov 5, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Eternals is, unfortunately, a failed experiment. It had to happen sooner or later. I'm a fan of the MCU, and frankly sometimes shocked at the overall level of quality they put out, so even when the Eternals trailer looked "off", I still saw it opening night. I'll repeat this is a failed, actually bad movie, and bad in all the completely predictable ways one would guess when pairing a great director with zero big-budget green screen experience and two cousins who've never written a full-length movie. I'm not talking about the content. The problems are technical. Marvel has thus far had good luck pulling in quirky or indy creators and putting them through the machine to come out with great products, but here it had the opposite effect.

They brought in Chloe Zhao to add a sense of realism, organic character work, and naturalistic location shooting. That's great. She tried. However, much of the time it looks like these actors have no idea what or in which direction they should be looking at, or how they're supposed to react. The whole opening had about as much emotion and nuance as a video game cut-scene. This is a directorial failure.

Ultimately you end up with a bunch of characters looking stoic reading lines with odd inflections. It's exactly what you'd guess would happen if someone had never directed around these types of effects, and it's even more apparent when contrasted with great scenes like being introduced to Phastos' family which is warm, serious, and funny all at the same time.

Shooting outdoors is also great, but if whoever is mixing the sound can't get around the wind it'll sound muddy. Using natural light is great, but damn if you're on a schedule and only have so many takes to get things right. This is fine if you have a simple setup, maybe not so much here.

Let's talk about the script and story. The Firpo cousins were brought in. Well, what happens when you hire someone who's never written a feature-length film and ask them to pen an epic that starts at the beginning of time? You get a disjointed mess. Leaving out that the concept of billions of years is specific to earth circling the sun and has little bearing on what a Celestial would think of as time, the entire, and I mean the entire plot hinges on a single line about how celestials need to a specific type of intelligent life to absorb or something to be born?? Why in the **** would this be the case. Please explain further.

Dialogue. This seems like a script a committee of college students would be happy with. I understand there are a lot of characters, but really having everyone say everyone else's name in every scene while reminding us about deviants just shows such a lack of faith in the audience. It also left no space for any actual conversations. In fact, the only character to seem like they had something to say and was enjoying themselves was Kuman the butler.

Further, I'm seeing posts about how this is the first Marvel movie with a sex scene, but seriously showing two character's bare shoulders and having them squeeze out the lines "I love you (full name)" then "I love you (full name)" is maybe one of the least realistic moments in a movie about ancient gods.

Seriously the longer I think about this movie the worse it is, which is such a shame because everyone involved is technically good at what they do, but together with all the money one could ask for, they made an exceptionally bad product. Heck, even the mid-credits scene made no sense. We know this is BlackKnight. We know Excaliber was on the ship, but we also know he didn't get a chance to tell anyone, so how did the sword get to him...

A lot of the negative reviews are preaching some anti-woke/anti-inclusion messaging. That's terrible and the hate is painful to read. That's not anywhere close to where I'm coming from. I'm super happy to have some thoughtful diverse adult drama mixed into my Marvel candy. However, they still need to make a good movie and this wasn't it.

Next time Marvel wants to hire the Firpos... Don't. If you want to hire Chloe Zhao, do it, but find a project actually in line with her skills as opposed to fitting it into a project like this. Oh and by the way I see a lot of people blaming Marvel for how this worked out. Make no mistake this is on her and the writers. Other teams have come in and figured and they really really didn't. Marvel on the other hand has a track record of making it work, and for all the people going to see this hoping somehow to not see a Marvel movie, what the **** are you thinking? Why are you even going to see it if you don't want to see a Marvel movie?… Expand

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StrikeByFireNov 5, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A disjointed plot with characters you don't care about. Easily the worst movie in the MCU. The reasons behind the characters actions is completely random and never fully explained. They all get so little screen time that you are never invested in any of them. We only stayed for the end credit scene and even that wasn't worth it. Waste of time.… Expand

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EternalseumamerNov 5, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A little piece of **** this moovie is too poor that i wanna cry in the bath for a **** year, muito ruim, muito ruim, muito ruim… Expand

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JustsomehuyeguyNov 5, 2021

Boring, confusing, and worst of all it was not made as a complete movie. By that I mean there are movies that build themselves to be 2/3 part movies before they are green-lit and it’s obvious that this was the intention. It makes most of theBoring, confusing, and worst of all it was not made as a complete movie. By that I mean there are movies that build themselves to be 2/3 part movies before they are green-lit and it’s obvious that this was the intention. It makes most of the movie learning the characters past and losing the plot of the villain in this gesture. Great action, beautiful visuals… though obviously computer generated which definitely takes away from the large set pieces.. it felt like Spirits Within at times…… Expand

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GamingCouchSpudJan 22, 2022

I wanted to watch Eternals when it first came out, but the bad reviews kind of put me off, so I thought I would wait until it was released for home viewing, so that I could watch it in peace.

I wish I hadn't bothered. The film is terrible,I wanted to watch Eternals when it first came out, but the bad reviews kind of put me off, so I thought I would wait until it was released for home viewing, so that I could watch it in peace.

I wish I hadn't bothered.

The film is terrible, the worst Marvel film ever released. Seriously, it is just as bad as everyone told me it would be.

The main thrust of the film is that we have a new team of Super Heroes, but we have never heard of them before, because they are supposed to just let things happen on earth and not get involved, for example when Thanos wiped out half the population in The Blip / The Snap, they just stood by and watched. Already I hate them. The film goes back and forth in the history of the characters, and in doing so shows them directly interfering with humanity making the whole point of them not interfering, which we are told early in the film, completely pointless.

Anyway, after getting rid of "The Deviants", weird alien creatures, they decide to live as humans for a few thousand years, and when The Deviants re-emerge, then The Eternals meet back up to take care of them. You see the Eternals are old, very old, God like figures, but they are not really Gods, they were created by alien, God like creatures, so really, they are synthetic life forms. The Deviants were created first by the God like aliens, as a way to destroy life on the planet, so that more intelligent life could evolve in its place. The Deviants then evolve themselves, and start killing intelligent life, so The Eternals are created to take care of The Deviants. The story is so convoluted and ridiculous, and full of holes, and because anyone who is not a comic book nerd, will have no idea who any of the multitude of characters are, they have to tell these deep stories about each of them.

Unlike previous Marvel films that would take one character at a time, before throwing them all into a film together, this film does the opposite and it suffers for it.

And then there are the characters themselves. This is a 100% woke tick box effort. Think of a minority, and it will be represented badly here. Never has a film shoved down your throat so many woke cliches in one go.

With all that said, Richard Madden as Ikaris is a decent character, he should have been allowed his own film, instead of just being thrown into this. Salma Hayek as the wise and spiritual leader Ajak is likeable, and Angelina Jolie as the fierce warrior Thena is also interesting. But these three are interesting in part because they are recognisable actors, so carry that gravitas with them. The rest of the characters are instantly forgettable and rather unlikeable. And in many ways The Deviants were actually helping stop the destruction of the planet, by eating people and keeping the population down!

Ever notice how the bad guys in Marvel films are always the ones saving the planet through depopulation? They are the Bill Gates of the Marvel Universe!

The Good
This is a tough one. Angelina Jolie's suit is nice.

The Bad
EVERYTHING. The fact this film has made a profit is purely down to it being a Marvel film and that having some good will with fans, but a lot of that will be lost after this film. Poor direction, uninspiring dialog, shoehorned in woke scenes, nonsensical plot points.

Overall
2 and a half hours I will never get back. The worst Marvel film ever made. Simple as that.

I score Eternals 3/10. A point for Richard Madden, Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie, of whom I am fans of all three. But to be honest I would rather see them in Bruce Willis' next B movie than this rubbish.… Expand

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strawhashiraJan 16, 2022

Cinema is really dead. If marvel really tries to make mindless, dull action films like this to suck in audiences around the world, and these films really get higher rating than hereditary, it’s proof that people are stupid and movie qualityCinema is really dead. If marvel really tries to make mindless, dull action films like this to suck in audiences around the world, and these films really get higher rating than hereditary, it’s proof that people are stupid and movie quality is dying.… Expand

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AugenmannNov 12, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Nice representation all around but the plot is all in all very weak. After saying "hey I can't manipulate concious beings", the resolution of all problems is achieved by doing exactly that. Also, the second those deviants got sort of interesting, they're killed off.… Expand

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NukaelNineNov 15, 2021

Well, it's been more than two hours of my life that I'm never coming back! I felt nothing but sweet relief when the movie finally ended. Marvel's diehards will like it or pretend, but honestly it's a failure.

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ciganoaramisNov 15, 2021

Filme extremamente cansativo e chato, me deu ate sono. Se pudesse pegaria meu dinheiro de volta

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BullyMaguireDec 3, 2021

Such a plain and forgettable movie. This movie honestly felt so pointless with a story and plot that is lacking tons of substance. I really don't remember much from watching this movie.

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FhisDec 5, 2021

The movie was poorly written, the characters were uninteresting and didn’t develop at all. The story tries to do much at one time and it doesn’t work at all.

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CEOofPwnageJan 18, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Very few redeeming features about this film, it’s very boring, the deviants are just not exciting to see on screen and are built up for seemingly no reason. Acting all seems subpar or characters undeveloped… which is strange because there are some big names in the movie, definitely needed to be split into two movies tbh.

The visuals however, are great, and there are a few individual moments that are good throughout the movie.… Expand

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Lk22Jan 2, 2022

First marvel movie I was genuinely bored in and was finding my self looking down to my phone cool concept but to many characters and not enough time to make me care about them cut the main characters down to five or four then you could fleshFirst marvel movie I was genuinely bored in and was finding my self looking down to my phone cool concept but to many characters and not enough time to make me care about them cut the main characters down to five or four then you could flesh them out more or spilt this movie in two or made it into a series could have worked much better… Expand

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mcevanswJan 13, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Is it the worst movie "No" but I can't help but feel let down. The special effects were good but the storyline was weak making this movie a numbing 2 hours and 37 minutes. The barely interesting characters were killed off or underused, leaving behind the uninteresting making it pointless waste of time. All is not lost if a sequel is commissioned, it is supposed to be saved by Harry Styles of all people. I don't hold out much hope.… Expand

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GenkyJan 20, 2022

Peggior film Marvel di sempre, delusione totale.
Una noia pazzesca mi è sembrato un thriller mal riuscito, scalza di gran lunga Venom e Amazing Spider man

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stuart2022Feb 21, 2022

I can't comprehend where this fits it too the avenger series, The story got lost 30 mins into it, And by the end of the movie, I was even more lost..! maybe i need to watch it 2 or 3 times more?

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CoeninthemcuJan 25, 2023

The shots were gorgis they had the cast they had the money but it falls apart on a story level. There were too many characters and many plot lines. Therefore the villains are under developed the heroes are underdeveloped and none of the plotThe shots were gorgis they had the cast they had the money but it falls apart on a story level. There were too many characters and many plot lines. Therefore the villains are under developed the heroes are underdeveloped and none of the plot lines were done proper judgement and most of the hero's weren's likable because they turned on us in the third act. This would have been so much better as a 9 episode Disney plus show. There is a lot of wasted potential here.… Expand

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KlarumJan 21, 2022

Could have been a good superhero movie if not totally ridden with 'woke' garbage

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JohnnyCNov 5, 2021

Beautifully shot, and some striking fx just aren't enough to help this lumbering storyline. Cutting 30-45 minutes would have helped the pacing and jettisoned the repetitiveness.

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ComandanteCobraJan 14, 2022

Not good i'm afraid, it has all the flaw of a "bad" superheroes movie.
1) Cast selected from other notorious Nerd likable production .
2) Predictable plot, that manage to be over compicated at the same time. 3) Stiff and slow action scenesNot good i'm afraid, it has all the flaw of a "bad" superheroes movie.
1) Cast selected from other notorious Nerd likable production .
2) Predictable plot, that manage to be over compicated at the same time.
3) Stiff and slow action scenes with too much (bad) cgi and slowmotion
4) Invasive politically correct insertion that are poorly excecuted and became irritating instead of inclusive
5) Lots of Heroes and Villans ... but most of them are just in the background and have zero personality or distinctive charateristic (except from ethnicity)
6) Very different from the source material
7)Legions of un-intelligent enemy monster minions..with generic look
8)Lens flares everywere

It has some quality though: It is a "serious" movie (it isn't a comedy like Thor Ragnarock 4 example) and to undersand it you you don't need to watch other 10 Marvel movies or TV show.

To sum up a super heroes movie that looks like it was filmed and scripped for television in the nineties (when they treated comic book and superheroes movie like a low budget, childish product).… Expand

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ClintLugertNov 8, 2021

Amazing how something so epic can be so dull. Stories like these should be left in previous centuries. Unrelatable, dispassionate, and impersonal quest for the status quo.

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speedroJan 18, 2022

The whole movie doesn't make any sense. So many issues there. The deviants are pointless to even have them in the movie. You could just delete all the moments they were on screen and the movie would be still the same.
The Eternals areThe whole movie doesn't make any sense. So many issues there. The deviants are pointless to even have them in the movie. You could just delete all the moments they were on screen and the movie would be still the same.
The Eternals are basically useless bunch of incompetents who's only superpower is that they don't age. And even Hawkeyes daughter could easily kill them with a single arrow.
And yeah sure it is totally believable that a cosmic "super eternal super being" who can't die.....ehmm...age, and has some super powers is suffering from physical flaws like......can't speak, and has hearing aid? WTF man? Who wrote this movie? But hey at least they could mark 2 checklist items for the requirements of the oscar nominations: "At least 30% of all actors in secondary and more minor roles are from at least two of the following underrepresented groups: - LGBTQ+
- People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing"
I think we can all agree that with the death of Tony Stark, the MCU died too. All they released since that, is garbage.… Expand

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SteveinAZApr 6, 2022

Eternals is what I fear will be just the first example of the decline of the MCU. There's just not a lot to it and I can't imagine anyone sitting in the theater or watching it at home, getting to the end, and saying "WOW! I can't WAIT for theEternals is what I fear will be just the first example of the decline of the MCU. There's just not a lot to it and I can't imagine anyone sitting in the theater or watching it at home, getting to the end, and saying "WOW! I can't WAIT for the sequel!". Slow, dull, and overly long without a single compelling performance.… Expand

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agg8877Nov 5, 2021

Esta película me ha hecho entender que la directora tuvo su Oscar solo por cumplir una cuota, no puedo creer lo mal que va, ciertamente me quedé dormido un rato... Muy aburrida

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georgiadrewNov 14, 2021

A long, boring unorganized plot filled with fight scenes and bad acting. Just when the movie seems to be ending, since it should have done so 45 minutes ago, another fight scene starts. The acting is poor and whatever the actors were paid itA long, boring unorganized plot filled with fight scenes and bad acting. Just when the movie seems to be ending, since it should have done so 45 minutes ago, another fight scene starts. The acting is poor and whatever the actors were paid it was too much. Don't people in Hollywood watch movies after they are made and realize how bad they are? The ending leaves a opening for a sequel, but hopefully none will ever be made.… Expand

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isaacolsen94Nov 5, 2021

The movie fails to keep the story together and I found myself frequently bored. The filming is jumpy and unsatisfying. The actors did well with what they were given! But the directing and writing were terrible.

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GnewaJan 13, 2022

Eternal Borefest!!!! Glad didn't watch this in the cinema. After the highs of Endgame, looks like the inevitable downward spiral at the MCU have begun with Phase 4

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fmathezFeb 20, 2022

L’idée est bonne mais tout est gâché avec la wokitude au niveau 10’0000…. En 2 minutes de films, je n’étais déjà plus immergé dans l univers.

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DerbstinActionJan 16, 2022

The whole movie reminds me of PowerRangers without the lovely trash-faktor. It just dosent work. Everything seems to be forced and the storytelling is unbelievable bad. Maybe the comics are great (i dont know) but for me the movie was a totalThe whole movie reminds me of PowerRangers without the lovely trash-faktor. It just dosent work. Everything seems to be forced and the storytelling is unbelievable bad. Maybe the comics are great (i dont know) but for me the movie was a total disaster.… Expand

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andreyca71Nov 9, 2021

Worst marvel movie is this start of destroy marvel universe i want to cryyy

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RolofarmNov 7, 2021

Very boring, without head or head. There is no villain. The eternals are so good, multicultural and inclusive that they are in stark contrast to what one would expect from a superhero movie. Plagued by cliches, with cloying dialoguesVery boring, without head or head. There is no villain. The eternals are so good, multicultural and inclusive that they are in stark contrast to what one would expect from a superhero movie. Plagued by cliches, with cloying dialogues accompanied by music that tries to generate an atmosphere of peace and love but results in something extremely boring.… Expand

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