Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: November 5, 2021
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jeanfff7Nov 5, 2021
One of the most boring movies of the year. A lot of characters , but mostly, with no soul. I didn’t care to anybody! This movie was trying to hard to look epic…but so hard…that looks fake!
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RapidFireNov 5, 2021
MCU Phase 4 really has been a total bust for marvel and the streak of flops continue. First Black Widow, then Shang Chi and now Eternals. Some people say Eternals is like a DC film, far from it actually, fact is Eternals still acts like aMCU Phase 4 really has been a total bust for marvel and the streak of flops continue. First Black Widow, then Shang Chi and now Eternals. Some people say Eternals is like a DC film, far from it actually, fact is Eternals still acts like a typical MCU movie, the problem is its the same formula we have seen since phase 2 when the company was bought out by disney and people are just getting tired of it now. Expand
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RealityReviewsJan 16, 2022
Worst Marvel move ever made.Really bad. Didn’t make sense. Also forcing the woke agenda of a scene of 2 men kissing. I almost threw up. Avoid this mess at all costs.
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GamingCouchSpudJan 22, 2022
I wanted to watch Eternals when it first came out, but the bad reviews kind of put me off, so I thought I would wait until it was released for home viewing, so that I could watch it in peace.

I wish I hadn't bothered. The film is terrible,
I wanted to watch Eternals when it first came out, but the bad reviews kind of put me off, so I thought I would wait until it was released for home viewing, so that I could watch it in peace.

I wish I hadn't bothered.

The film is terrible, the worst Marvel film ever released. Seriously, it is just as bad as everyone told me it would be.

The main thrust of the film is that we have a new team of Super Heroes, but we have never heard of them before, because they are supposed to just let things happen on earth and not get involved, for example when Thanos wiped out half the population in The Blip / The Snap, they just stood by and watched. Already I hate them. The film goes back and forth in the history of the characters, and in doing so shows them directly interfering with humanity making the whole point of them not interfering, which we are told early in the film, completely pointless.

Anyway, after getting rid of "The Deviants", weird alien creatures, they decide to live as humans for a few thousand years, and when The Deviants re-emerge, then The Eternals meet back up to take care of them. You see the Eternals are old, very old, God like figures, but they are not really Gods, they were created by alien, God like creatures, so really, they are synthetic life forms. The Deviants were created first by the God like aliens, as a way to destroy life on the planet, so that more intelligent life could evolve in its place. The Deviants then evolve themselves, and start killing intelligent life, so The Eternals are created to take care of The Deviants. The story is so convoluted and ridiculous, and full of holes, and because anyone who is not a comic book nerd, will have no idea who any of the multitude of characters are, they have to tell these deep stories about each of them.

Unlike previous Marvel films that would take one character at a time, before throwing them all into a film together, this film does the opposite and it suffers for it.

And then there are the characters themselves. This is a 100% woke tick box effort. Think of a minority, and it will be represented badly here. Never has a film shoved down your throat so many woke cliches in one go.

With all that said, Richard Madden as Ikaris is a decent character, he should have been allowed his own film, instead of just being thrown into this. Salma Hayek as the wise and spiritual leader Ajak is likeable, and Angelina Jolie as the fierce warrior Thena is also interesting. But these three are interesting in part because they are recognisable actors, so carry that gravitas with them. The rest of the characters are instantly forgettable and rather unlikeable. And in many ways The Deviants were actually helping stop the destruction of the planet, by eating people and keeping the population down!

Ever notice how the bad guys in Marvel films are always the ones saving the planet through depopulation? They are the Bill Gates of the Marvel Universe!

The Good
This is a tough one. Angelina Jolie's suit is nice.

The Bad
EVERYTHING. The fact this film has made a profit is purely down to it being a Marvel film and that having some good will with fans, but a lot of that will be lost after this film. Poor direction, uninspiring dialog, shoehorned in woke scenes, nonsensical plot points.

Overall
2 and a half hours I will never get back. The worst Marvel film ever made. Simple as that.

I score Eternals 3/10. A point for Richard Madden, Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie, of whom I am fans of all three. But to be honest I would rather see them in Bruce Willis' next B movie than this rubbish.
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noobzy964Jan 23, 2022
By far one of the most horrible MCU movie i've ever seen, from the story telling to the plot twist is terrible af, from the lack of characterization, too much Thena screen time just because she was played by "Angelina Jolie" which is a goodBy far one of the most horrible MCU movie i've ever seen, from the story telling to the plot twist is terrible af, from the lack of characterization, too much Thena screen time just because she was played by "Angelina Jolie" which is a good actress but still why?, and lastly the CGI is bad really bad. Expand
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selene4salvatorJan 18, 2022
I have nothing against deaf actors, I actually love seeing them more in movies, but it doesn't make sense to the story. Why would a Celestial make a "Super-hero" deaf? They were aiming in making "perfect beings", who were supposed to beI have nothing against deaf actors, I actually love seeing them more in movies, but it doesn't make sense to the story. Why would a Celestial make a "Super-hero" deaf? They were aiming in making "perfect beings", who were supposed to be superior to humans. Sorry but they are really reaching here Expand
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Neymar12Jan 20, 2022
Terrible Film it was really bad and the actors were really arrogant after they received criticism
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GenkyJan 20, 2022
Peggior film Marvel di sempre, delusione totale.
Una noia pazzesca mi è sembrato un thriller mal riuscito, scalza di gran lunga Venom e Amazing Spider man
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Tnt122Feb 16, 2022
This movie is boring, nothing happens, boring characters, everything in it is bad or boring. Worst MCU movie.
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scottscreen5Jan 15, 2022
Embarrassingly bad with an appalling script, bland acting, dull editing, cardboard characters and a weak, whimpering, whispering score. Avoid at all costs... We stopped watching it at the 2hr mark, as we realised there was still another 37Embarrassingly bad with an appalling script, bland acting, dull editing, cardboard characters and a weak, whimpering, whispering score. Avoid at all costs... We stopped watching it at the 2hr mark, as we realised there was still another 37 mins of this garbage to go and we just simply couldn't take it anymore. The only emotion experienced throughout the movie was utter boredom.

Nothing marvelous from Marvel here! Sh*ternals!
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BroyaxJan 23, 2022
Encore une marvellerie et ses délires sortis d’on ne sait où, sûrement d’une poubelle a priori… et a posteriori, c’est confirmé lorsqu’on tente de regarder « ça » : une histoire à la godille bricolée par des ados un peu niais et mongolos !Encore une marvellerie et ses délires sortis d’on ne sait où, sûrement d’une poubelle a priori… et a posteriori, c’est confirmé lorsqu’on tente de regarder « ça » : une histoire à la godille bricolée par des ados un peu niais et mongolos ! assurément le plus beau tissu de conneries qu’on ait jamais vu !

Ou tenté de voir, car s’infuser deux plombes et demi de ce truc bavard, prétentieux et compassé avec de temps à autre des combats grotesques contre des créatures « pas gentilles »‘, ce serait s’abrutir totalement, en plus de perdre son temps ! même les effets spéciaux sont niais, à croire que ça vient de chez Disniais… oh mais en fait, c’est le cas puisque Marvel s’est fait bouffer par Disniais depuis quelque temps déjà !

On constate à quel point ça déteint, même si les marvelleries n’ont jamais fait preuve d’une quelconque intelligence en termes de narration, d’idées et de super héros… (sinon, ça se saurait… ou on l’aurait su). Ces gugusses éternels sont donc aussi grotesques que tout le reste, incarnés par des tocards et autress inconnus au bataillon… ainsi que deux stars cougars en perte de vitesses à propos desquelles on se demande laquelle a eu le meilleur charcudoc. J’hésite encore.

M’enfin bref, que c’est chiant et bête à la fois, ce putain de truc ! on n’en revient (toujours) pas… une daube éternelle en somme !
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SteveinAZApr 6, 2022
Eternals is what I fear will be just the first example of the decline of the MCU. There's just not a lot to it and I can't imagine anyone sitting in the theater or watching it at home, getting to the end, and saying "WOW! I can't WAIT for theEternals is what I fear will be just the first example of the decline of the MCU. There's just not a lot to it and I can't imagine anyone sitting in the theater or watching it at home, getting to the end, and saying "WOW! I can't WAIT for the sequel!". Slow, dull, and overly long without a single compelling performance. Expand
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UncleWillardJan 13, 2022
Opening with a Pink Floyd classic?! How **** dare you. There is no way any Marvel movie warrants that, but definitely not Eternals.

Total garbage. I'll admit it, I'm not a comic book person, but I have enjoyed some of the Marvel stuff.
Opening with a Pink Floyd classic?! How **** dare you. There is no way any Marvel movie warrants that, but definitely not Eternals.

Total garbage. I'll admit it, I'm not a comic book person, but I have enjoyed some of the Marvel stuff. They're good, solid, blockbuster fun and there is some exceptional storytelling, so I'm not a lover or a hater. This is just pure dreck, though. You can tell it's a movie made by the diversity and inclusion team at Disney. I don't mind that **** if it's organic, but anymore I just see through to what it really is; unadulterated corporate pandering. I could even tolerate that if there was decent storytelling, but there isn't. In fact, some of it is just insulting. I only lasted 30 min. A deaf God? That's too far. Surely we can tell solid stories with deaf characters, but c'mon!
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fmathezFeb 20, 2022
L’idée est bonne mais tout est gâché avec la wokitude au niveau 10’0000…. En 2 minutes de films, je n’étais déjà plus immergé dans l univers.
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DerbstinActionJan 16, 2022
The whole movie reminds me of PowerRangers without the lovely trash-faktor. It just dosent work. Everything seems to be forced and the storytelling is unbelievable bad. Maybe the comics are great (i dont know) but for me the movie was a totalThe whole movie reminds me of PowerRangers without the lovely trash-faktor. It just dosent work. Everything seems to be forced and the storytelling is unbelievable bad. Maybe the comics are great (i dont know) but for me the movie was a total disaster. Expand
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FabricioNeryJan 13, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Filme horrível, com uma história péssima, extremamente decepcionante. Os eternos não passam de robôs estúpidos que não podem evoluir. Não há um único personagem cativante, todos são antipáticos, arrogantes e sem carisma. Expand
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ThisGuy1Jan 18, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I have no exposure to the Eternals in comics. However, I do occasionally read comics and have enjoyed most of the MCU. On that note, I had no past exposure to Shang-Chi and I enjoyed that film quite a bit. So, I went into this movie with an open mind. I was seriously disappointed. In short: The acting was subpar. The characters weren't likable. The pacing was off. They tried to do too much. It was probably 30-45 minutes too long.

It seemed like the director/creative team wanted to tell one story and Marvel/Feige wanted to tell another. One regarding the Celestial story and another regarding the Deviant story. They were somewhat intertwined (explaining the cycle of life and creation of the eternals), but could have easily been separated into two movies. Personally, I felt like the stakes were higher with the Deviant storyline. However, just as I thought the Deviants were being set up as the threat for the sequel, they were unceremoniously killed them off. It would have been a great cliff hanger to have Ikaris (and maybe even Sprite) in hiding (instead of suicide by sun), then they get simultaneously struck by the tentacles of the main Deviant, Ikaris starts to turn gray, the main Deviant starts to change, then cut to black. The Celestial story was a bit eye-rolling and boring for me. Mainly because we've already seen this story. In Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Ego (a presumed Celestial, but now the writers of the Eternals say he may have been "lying") is discovered to have planted seeds on other worlds to convert them into other Celestials - destroying the planets in the process. In Eternals, the Celestials have conspired to prepare Earth (and other planets in the past) as a womb to give birth to other Celestials - destroying the planet in the process. In Guardians 2, there was emotional investment in stopping Ego and minimizing destruction throughout the galaxy. In Eternals, we (the audience) already knew Earth wouldn't be destroyed. So, what were the stakes?

Additionally, the weird attempt at a love "square" between Sersi, Whitman, Ikaris, and Sprite was a huge fail. Whitman was barely in it. Sure, Sersi and Ikaris had some chemistry but not enough to be investing. I understand the attempt at empathy with Sprite, but it ended up just being creepy.

Ikaris' betrayal was flat out dumb. His motive of "I'm a Soldier and I will complete our mission" wasn't believable. The Eternals were his family. The Celestials were his boss. No one picks their boss over family. It would have made more sense for him to be doing it all for Sersi. Each time the Eternals are sent on a new mission, their memory is wiped. Him wanting to complete the mission, so Sersi (and his) memory is wiped and they can start over on a new planet (without Whitman) would have made way more sense.

I'm all onboard a toning down all the quips/jokes and being a bit more serious in the MCU. However, most of these characters were not likable. Sersi, Makkari, and Ajak were one dimensional. Ikaris ended up being a mindless tool. Thena was a liability. The entire character of Sprite was a bit creepy. Kingo seemed like one of the better characters until he suddenly said that he didn't care if they saved the world. Phastos was similar to Kingo where there were moments that he was likable but his character was too wishy washy - pretty sure he wouldn't have needed convincing to help save the world that his husband and child lived on. Druig was a whiny jerk with a god-complex (and super poorly acted, which is a bummer cause I loved Keoghan in Killing of a Sacred Deer). Gilgamesh was awesome and I understand why killing him off made sense for the story - to help "awaken" Thena - but I think flip-flopping this where Thena dies and Gilgamesh goes on to fight harder and eventually take out the main Deviant would have been more satisfying.

In my opinion, this was hands-down the worst MCU film. If they never made a sequel, I wouldn't lose any sleep.
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NinjinsJan 20, 2022
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yeqksDec 30, 2021
look, I may be pretentious when it comes to movies but I still enjoy the occasional superhero flick, Eternals is just bad, the reviews aren't fake, the movie is just awful. None of the characters make sense, the acting sucks, the cgi lookslook, I may be pretentious when it comes to movies but I still enjoy the occasional superhero flick, Eternals is just bad, the reviews aren't fake, the movie is just awful. None of the characters make sense, the acting sucks, the cgi looks fake as hell, the concept is stupid, the central plot falls apart if you think about it for more than 3 seconds, the fight scenes are boring and unimaginative, the new "Eternals" heroes are just reskins of other DC and Marvel heroes. One of the worst marvel movies. Expand
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FjjJan 14, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. worst Marvel movie, but it's excellent for those who suffer from insomnia. yes, it will make you sleep. Expand
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redhawkJan 15, 2022
I love Chloe Zhao’s work and was excited for this film— but my lord this was awful. She did a terrible job introducing and maintaining these characters— and because of this, I felt zero connection with them. Also, it was shot and directedI love Chloe Zhao’s work and was excited for this film— but my lord this was awful. She did a terrible job introducing and maintaining these characters— and because of this, I felt zero connection with them. Also, it was shot and directed very poorly. The whole thing looked, felt, and sounded like a bad 90s power ranger film. Very, very disappointing. Expand
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Gioooo7Mar 24, 2022
It's actual cancer and you could die from the clichés and predictability...
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ishurikMar 11, 2022
The characters in "Eternals" were flat and not very interesting. It would have been more enjoyable if there had been a richer plot with subplots.
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silencerJan 18, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Not a comic fan so this is an outside look.
A bunch of pseudoscience makes it really hard to care.
I meant, robots creating planets?
Robots sending other robots to farm people to give birth to new robots? Why do they need people? Who knows...
Blue alien cgi monsters fighting robots for... reasons...
All that with time jumps that would make Witcher season 1 blush...
Oh and of course evil superman, because Boys didn't do this to death yet...
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AcrofiloJul 9, 2022
I'm just glad this rubbish is the debut and ending of a lame united colors of Benetton approach where everyone has to be represented even if it's in the most generic and uninspiring way.
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ComandanteCobraJan 14, 2022
Not good i'm afraid, it has all the flaw of a "bad" superheroes movie.
1) Cast selected from other notorious Nerd likable production .
2) Predictable plot, that manage to be over compicated at the same time. 3) Stiff and slow action scenes
Not good i'm afraid, it has all the flaw of a "bad" superheroes movie.
1) Cast selected from other notorious Nerd likable production .
2) Predictable plot, that manage to be over compicated at the same time.
3) Stiff and slow action scenes with too much (bad) cgi and slowmotion
4) Invasive politically correct insertion that are poorly excecuted and became irritating instead of inclusive
5) Lots of Heroes and Villans ... but most of them are just in the background and have zero personality or distinctive charateristic (except from ethnicity)
6) Very different from the source material
7)Legions of un-intelligent enemy monster minions..with generic look
8)Lens flares everywere

It has some quality though: It is a "serious" movie (it isn't a comedy like Thor Ragnarock 4 example) and to undersand it you you don't need to watch other 10 Marvel movies or TV show.

To sum up a super heroes movie that looks like it was filmed and scripped for television in the nineties (when they treated comic book and superheroes movie like a low budget, childish product).
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NightscapeJan 15, 2022
Just spent a couple days mulling this film over (finally got around to see it) and yeah, this is as bad as Captain Marvel, and that is saying something! This was one of the most predictable films I have ever seen with the most knock-offJust spent a couple days mulling this film over (finally got around to see it) and yeah, this is as bad as Captain Marvel, and that is saying something! This was one of the most predictable films I have ever seen with the most knock-off characters ever. Felt like I was watching a knock-off Dune or something (sure didn't feel like a Marvel movie). Everything about this film felt like it was ripped from different movies; nothing felt authentic, like a JJ Abrahams film. I do think this is Marvel's worst movie; as it was boring, predictable, illogical, and very forgettable. At least the other bad ones tried to be somewhat original. Expand
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speedroJan 18, 2022
The whole movie doesn't make any sense. So many issues there. The deviants are pointless to even have them in the movie. You could just delete all the moments they were on screen and the movie would be still the same.
The Eternals are
The whole movie doesn't make any sense. So many issues there. The deviants are pointless to even have them in the movie. You could just delete all the moments they were on screen and the movie would be still the same.
The Eternals are basically useless bunch of incompetents who's only superpower is that they don't age. And even Hawkeyes daughter could easily kill them with a single arrow.
And yeah sure it is totally believable that a cosmic "super eternal super being" who can't die.....ehmm...age, and has some super powers is suffering from physical flaws like......can't speak, and has hearing aid? WTF man? Who wrote this movie? But hey at least they could mark 2 checklist items for the requirements of the oscar nominations: "At least 30% of all actors in secondary and more minor roles are from at least two of the following underrepresented groups: - LGBTQ+
- People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing"
I think we can all agree that with the death of Tony Stark, the MCU died too. All they released since that, is garbage.
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NoizaMay 28, 2022
I was really suprise by how less i liked a Marvel(!) movie.
The whole piece gave me the feeling it was originaly a fanfiction made by a Hardcore Superman fan, and someone wanted to convert it into a Marvel film.
But to not make it obviously,
I was really suprise by how less i liked a Marvel(!) movie.
The whole piece gave me the feeling it was originaly a fanfiction made by a Hardcore Superman fan, and someone wanted to convert it into a Marvel film.
But to not make it obviously, he made every ability of Superman a character. Tha Antagonists are super weak, both in power and in appearence and technically not relevant for the plot.
But the Weak Heroes makes up for that, The effects and impact of there powers are boring.
They look like they even couldn combined beat one of the Avengers.
And everyone of them has to represent a member of a social fringe group, is this what they called wokestuff?
The Plot is "meh" to "ok", then gets REALLY interessting in the middle and late part of the movie, but than falls comepletely flat.
They even broke there own rules they set up earlier.
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NickTheCritickApr 24, 2022
A disappointing film (as well as all the Marvel movies I've seen so far) and that never takes off neither in the direction nor in the script.
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THRASYMACHUSJan 12, 2022
most of the movie it was just another marvel superhero flick but the ending act was big fat stupid bonk joke if i ever seen one
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CEOofPwnageJan 18, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Very few redeeming features about this film, it’s very boring, the deviants are just not exciting to see on screen and are built up for seemingly no reason. Acting all seems subpar or characters undeveloped… which is strange because there are some big names in the movie, definitely needed to be split into two movies tbh.

The visuals however, are great, and there are a few individual moments that are good throughout the movie.
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Death_KronosJan 18, 2022
Один з найгірших фільмів марвел. 1 балл за то, що хоть якось розкрили целестіалів.
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Lk22Jan 2, 2022
First marvel movie I was genuinely bored in and was finding my self looking down to my phone cool concept but to many characters and not enough time to make me care about them cut the main characters down to five or four then you could fleshFirst marvel movie I was genuinely bored in and was finding my self looking down to my phone cool concept but to many characters and not enough time to make me care about them cut the main characters down to five or four then you could flesh them out more or spilt this movie in two or made it into a series could have worked much better Expand
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mcevanswJan 13, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Is it the worst movie "No" but I can't help but feel let down. The special effects were good but the storyline was weak making this movie a numbing 2 hours and 37 minutes. The barely interesting characters were killed off or underused, leaving behind the uninteresting making it pointless waste of time. All is not lost if a sequel is commissioned, it is supposed to be saved by Harry Styles of all people. I don't hold out much hope. Expand
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FronZzyJul 18, 2022
This is an empty film, there is nothing to cling to in it, Disney and Feige are snickering from the fact that everyone licks their ass and there is no normal criticism. I will not use the slag, which is the entire 4 phase of Marvel (exceptThis is an empty film, there is nothing to cling to in it, Disney and Feige are snickering from the fact that everyone licks their ass and there is no normal criticism. I will not use the slag, which is the entire 4 phase of Marvel (except for Spider-Man). Expand
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ernes_sierraMar 18, 2023
Way too many underdeveloped characters. No sense of urgency in what is supposed to be a high stakes movie. The pace is slow and dull, the characters are just going from place to place to recruit each eternal. One of the eternals does not evenWay too many underdeveloped characters. No sense of urgency in what is supposed to be a high stakes movie. The pace is slow and dull, the characters are just going from place to place to recruit each eternal. One of the eternals does not even show up in the third act. It felt like this should have been a TV series with 16 episodes rather than a 2:30 min movie. Expand
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DarkwingSchmuckMar 13, 2022
At an excruciating 2 hours and 40 minutes it's an exercise in tedium. A movie where people stand around outdoors talking nonstop while saying nothing of value. A movie that for the first 90-minutes is devoid of any sort of story, and when aAt an excruciating 2 hours and 40 minutes it's an exercise in tedium. A movie where people stand around outdoors talking nonstop while saying nothing of value. A movie that for the first 90-minutes is devoid of any sort of story, and when a story does begin to form it's dull and half-baked. Marvel's succeeded at turning D-list heroes mainstream in the past, but Eternals is a spectacular failure. No amount of gorgeous naturalistic cinematography can save this snooze fest. Expand
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JohnnymApr 9, 2022
Please keep Marvel straight and make a difference from DC, not for the family
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HappyliveMay 7, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. iki firma birbirlerinden esinlenilen kahramanlar elbet var ama beyaz perdeye yansıtılmaz çünkü taklit aslını yüceltir.bu yapım çıktığında bu mantığın nasıl çürütüldüğünü görmek göz göre göre justice league ekibini neredeyse birebir kopyalamak hatta bir adım öteye götürelim injustice çizgiromanı ve hikayesinden birkaç bukle bu yapımda görmemiz inanılmaz rahatsız edici umarım özgün karakterleri filmlerde kullanılması daha uygun olur. Expand
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MaxMustermanJul 5, 2022
Worst Marvel movie. pls make me forget this pile of **** i want to be able to use my eyes again
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ckgamerFeb 13, 2022
Another stupid sjw movie doesn’t deserve your time stupid animations terrible music sjw crap just like the wheels of time don’t support this bs I’m boycotting sjw movies join me ..
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KlarumJan 21, 2022
Could have been a good superhero movie if not totally ridden with 'woke' garbage
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LordBelrickJan 29, 2022
Terrible movie. Marvel needs to abandon this brand and find another avenue. Find something else to do for 2.5 hours, you will be a better person for not watching this awful movie. Yuck.
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AmunozrochaJan 25, 2022
bored as hell, a mediocre film, none of the characters has a real value, the whole movie contradict itself, the characters are presented as the gods of the mithological age but all them looks like a worst cosplay of something superior, nonebored as hell, a mediocre film, none of the characters has a real value, the whole movie contradict itself, the characters are presented as the gods of the mithological age but all them looks like a worst cosplay of something superior, none of them are worth by it self, the end is a deus ex machina, things happens for no reason, the "villain" is forgetable. you can watch the first 15 minutes and the last 15, and the movie will remain the same. Expand
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EternalsTrashJan 23, 2022
this evening I had a choice between "men in black" and "this". I regret my choice, two and a half hours of incomprehensible conversations, actions, everything is not connected, each about his own, incredible nonsense, trash
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Blackwell152Feb 9, 2022
This whole movie was another onre of the woke's propaganda to shove their idealogy to the masses.
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stuart2022Feb 21, 2022
I can't comprehend where this fits it too the avenger series, The story got lost 30 mins into it, And by the end of the movie, I was even more lost..! maybe i need to watch it 2 or 3 times more?
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WitchcraftFeb 12, 2022
Honestly, I didn't think it was terrible... didn't think it was good either, but I would have given it a 5/10... until I heard the female director blamed bad reviews specifically on "sexism". That's it, I'm done. I lost all respect for thisHonestly, I didn't think it was terrible... didn't think it was good either, but I would have given it a 5/10... until I heard the female director blamed bad reviews specifically on "sexism". That's it, I'm done. I lost all respect for this person when they play such a short-sighted, vapid card. Expand
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LittlegizmoJan 12, 2022
ok i cant believe some people liked that movie its really one of the worst... the only points i am giving = Angelina Jolie... this is terrible
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789636Jan 14, 2022
Película floja argumento malo y héroes sin carisma y Disney no para con la inclusión de género raza ….
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JonaidJan 31, 2022
Just terrible. They added something they never added in the past 15 years (in MCU).
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strawhashiraJan 16, 2022
Cinema is really dead. If marvel really tries to make mindless, dull action films like this to suck in audiences around the world, and these films really get higher rating than hereditary, it’s proof that people are stupid and movie qualityCinema is really dead. If marvel really tries to make mindless, dull action films like this to suck in audiences around the world, and these films really get higher rating than hereditary, it’s proof that people are stupid and movie quality is dying. Expand
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DreadLordAvatarJan 15, 2022
Horrible story telling. Poor casting. Terrible character development. I’m sorry, the director massively failed with this film. So many pointless and uninteresting scenes. Was that love scene on the beach necessary? NO, especially when theHorrible story telling. Poor casting. Terrible character development. I’m sorry, the director massively failed with this film. So many pointless and uninteresting scenes. Was that love scene on the beach necessary? NO, especially when the romance between the two characters is doa throughout the film. Also the camera never stops moving, it’s a cheap way to create energy, but it doesn’t work in this film because is nonstop and over used. Set and costume designs is impressive. Sadly, this feels completely like an amateur film made for TV on Sunday afternoon. Absolutely boring and uninspired. God I miss the days of great film making from the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s. Expand
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Beereal20Jan 12, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The story is all over the place and the comedy is very cringe worthy ... So many agenda's is pushed in this movie and just make mankind look like a bad joke and mistake .. Had to Force myself to finish the movie. Expand
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AhlgrenJan 11, 2022
Best movie ever.............................................................not
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GnewaJan 13, 2022
Eternal Borefest!!!! Glad didn't watch this in the cinema. After the highs of Endgame, looks like the inevitable downward spiral at the MCU have begun with Phase 4
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NorthPeruvianCApr 4, 2022
more woke garbage from marvel phase 4 masquerading as a superhero movie. Every rancid S/J/W trope in modern society is injected in this dumpster fire of a film, with no development of any characters, no cohesion in the story, just an uttermore woke garbage from marvel phase 4 masquerading as a superhero movie. Every rancid S/J/W trope in modern society is injected in this dumpster fire of a film, with no development of any characters, no cohesion in the story, just an utter mess but it's shiny so will be loved by those on the lower half of the IQ distribution curve. Expand
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OlivierPielJan 12, 2022
Pompous metaphysical bullcrap. Only the Indian guy saves this movie from the weight of its arrogance. 1 point. Atrocious acting, lazy editing, horrendous writing etc....
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JxpirJan 15, 2022
One of the worst movies ever, wether if it’s in MCU or just a normal movie, it’s the worst. There’s no need for this movie in the MCU! There’s no need for these terrible characters in the MCU! I don’t know what Marvel Studios thought aboutOne of the worst movies ever, wether if it’s in MCU or just a normal movie, it’s the worst. There’s no need for this movie in the MCU! There’s no need for these terrible characters in the MCU! I don’t know what Marvel Studios thought about when they decided to make this terrible movie. Also, away from all this, why the hell would they add a homosexual character! Stop making this **** normal! Stop teaching it to our kids! Expand
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KhanTheEmperor6Mar 24, 2022
this is the worst marvel movie i have ever seen. usually the weaker ones (*ahem* thor the dark world) are just ok in retrospect,but thi is different. this is legitimately the worst movie i have ever seen, and i will never get back those 2 hrsthis is the worst marvel movie i have ever seen. usually the weaker ones (*ahem* thor the dark world) are just ok in retrospect,but thi is different. this is legitimately the worst movie i have ever seen, and i will never get back those 2 hrs i wasted. lets start with the plot. absolutely atrocious. all of the characters feel fake. they spend way to much time with fight scenes and terrible plot twists instead of characterizing the cast of heros. it was so bad, that i just stopped caring about anything or anyone. ill give points for diversity, but that's it. it als felt forced. like they ran out of ideas, so they just said ¨lets make another infinity war level threat and make an entire movie that's nothing but bad dialogue and forced setup! that's a chart topper!¨ i didnt have high hopes for this movie when it was announced, but before i watched it, i thought to myself ¨hey, its a marvel movie. how bad could it actually be? i cant be that bad. ill give it a shot¨ and i then discovered how wrong i was, and proceeded to tear my hair out at hoe bad this movie is. i've done my best to keep this spoiler free, if you somehow want to watch this garbage move. its disrespectful to the mcu to make a movie this bad a part of it. Expand
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Sergey12Jun 14, 2022
Satanism. And gay propaganda. The movie exposes the fear of the Hollywood and western elites in general about the second coming of Christ and destruction of the wicked people and demons. They have slandered God, depicting Him as a heartlessSatanism. And gay propaganda. The movie exposes the fear of the Hollywood and western elites in general about the second coming of Christ and destruction of the wicked people and demons. They have slandered God, depicting Him as a heartless robot, who doesn’t care about people. Demons on the other hand are shown to be the “good” ones. The movie channels to the subconscious of the teenagers decadent destructive demonic thoughts, aimed to stop them from coming to Christ and living Godly lives. Hence they hope to delay the final judgment. Those wickedly people. Expand
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010101010100Apr 18, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie was straight cheeks. The acting was good. too bad everything else was so bad. a great cast and CGI can't save a film that is poorly written, directed, etc. This was more of a 'film' than a 'movie' per se, so I will judge it as such. It mostly focuses on the least likeable of the eternals, while the only bearable or interesting ones are killed off. the characters are just as intolerable as they are at the end that they were at the beginning. they put so much focus on sersi and ikaris, without even attempting to flesh out their characters or even the relationship. Maybe if it was a series, they would have been able to flesh things out more, but this story was made too big for its runtime. If they HAD to focus on a couple for some odd reason, it should have been thena and gilgamesh through athena basically losing her mind. i don't get the love a lot of people had for ikaris and druig because i wanted to knock both of their teeth out. The contrast and lighting this film has is WAY out of place, it feel like Man of Steel. It should have been called "what if... Marvel tried to make a DC movie" Expand
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ayoub0778Jun 27, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. don't show this... just bad movie and supporter of gays dooooooont show this Expand
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BullyMaguireDec 3, 2021
Such a plain and forgettable movie. This movie honestly felt so pointless with a story and plot that is lacking tons of substance. I really don't remember much from watching this movie.
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FhisDec 5, 2021
The movie was poorly written, the characters were uninteresting and didn’t develop at all. The story tries to do much at one time and it doesn’t work at all.
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AFridayNov 29, 2021
I’ve taken better dumps than this movie. Marvel Universe over. Lol. Lol. Just, lol.
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Ramsey0352Nov 30, 2021
Terrible. Not because of gay man or disabled super hero. Those have been done better, years ago. It is just bad. Almost fell asleep twice and almost left once. Couldn't stay for after credits. Awful.
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ItIsINov 26, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Disappointing.The whole movie is tensionless and it's got two villains! (the baby celestial and the deviants). We spend so little time with the characters that by the time Gilgamesh dies we feel nothing. Ajak dies and we feel nothing. Thena and Giglamesh's relationship looked cute but there was no development, how did they love each other? Was it sibling love, romantic love? Go figure. There is also some kind of relationship between Makkari and Druig but we get a line of dialoge that kind of sort of implies it and nothing more. Not even the relationship between Phastos and his husband is explored and they're being sold as the first "gay couple" and what not. We're also supposed to believe that Ikaris and Sersi love each other, not sure where we were told about that but it never feels real. In the end Ikaris offs himself without seeing any consequences, Sprite is gladly rewarded for betraying the eternals with "mortal life" and Kingo was in the movie for reasons? He even leaves before the final big boss fight. Oh, and Jon Snow is also there because he needs to be introduced for his new show/movie/appearance in other films. This could've been an awesome series, but it makes for a mediocre movie. Expand
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AzurisDec 13, 2021
Would be better to have Stories with more Personal Villians.
It becomes boring in that Way.
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AugenmannNov 12, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Nice representation all around but the plot is all in all very weak. After saying "hey I can't manipulate concious beings", the resolution of all problems is achieved by doing exactly that. Also, the second those deviants got sort of interesting, they're killed off. Expand
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LincolnH23Dec 14, 2021
This is honestly the worst marvel movie yet. You can just feel the soullessness in this movie and it's painfully long run time makes it a pain to watch. The only way they could save the Marvel franchise is if they make Lebron Jame or the WokThis is honestly the worst marvel movie yet. You can just feel the soullessness in this movie and it's painfully long run time makes it a pain to watch. The only way they could save the Marvel franchise is if they make Lebron Jame or the Wok a hero. I like Thor the Dark world way more that this garbage. Expand
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RDonnellNov 22, 2021
Another tired Marvel entry. They really will do anything for money. They will pander, Be woke, Hire past thier sate and stale old movie stars to prop up thier brand name just to fool some people at the cinema. The movie is terrible, AngelinaAnother tired Marvel entry. They really will do anything for money. They will pander, Be woke, Hire past thier sate and stale old movie stars to prop up thier brand name just to fool some people at the cinema. The movie is terrible, Angelina looks about 70 all in all Marvel should take a long hard look at thier brand.

You destroyed your reputation marvel. RIP
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Eissa1996Nov 12, 2021
Utterly disgusting and one of the worst movies i have ever seen glad i watched it for free cause i ain't paying a fart for this crap
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rlindauNov 12, 2021
For me, this movie was overly long and dragged badly; I was tempted to leave before it ended. The plot jumped many times between past and present - not a problem in some movies, but in this case unnecessary and often confusing. TheFor me, this movie was overly long and dragged badly; I was tempted to leave before it ended. The plot jumped many times between past and present - not a problem in some movies, but in this case unnecessary and often confusing. The characters were unappealing and one-dimensional. The special effects were reasonably spectacular - but that's just a cost of doing business these days. Expand
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deanmorrisNov 24, 2021
Very bland and boring, Marvel is really not getting anything right since Endgame.
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agg8877Nov 5, 2021
Esta película me ha hecho entender que la directora tuvo su Oscar solo por cumplir una cuota, no puedo creer lo mal que va, ciertamente me quedé dormido un rato... Muy aburrida
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Marks03Nov 9, 2021
Filme chato e arrastrado
com alguns personagens bons
e com uma fotografia maravilhosaaaaaa
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BoltarCavanaughNov 9, 2021
Oh my goodness this was boring. And dumb. Arguments like in very bad soap operas, actors with one sheet of text, completely irrelevant main characters.. Marvel, I love you, but this is crap.
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RaymoifulNov 6, 2021
Embarrassing. It is just bad, but not even bad enough to make it entertaining. It is just dull and mostly it lacks logic and depth. The excuses concerning Thanos are laughable. One point for the Babylon CGI reconstruction as they managed toEmbarrassing. It is just bad, but not even bad enough to make it entertaining. It is just dull and mostly it lacks logic and depth. The excuses concerning Thanos are laughable. One point for the Babylon CGI reconstruction as they managed to not screw up the Ishtar Gate too much, satisfying the history nerd in me. But that is like the only thing I liked about the whole movie. Expand
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funkynycdudeNov 5, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Eternals is, unfortunately, a failed experiment. It had to happen sooner or later. I'm a fan of the MCU, and frankly sometimes shocked at the overall level of quality they put out, so even when the Eternals trailer looked "off", I still saw it opening night. I'll repeat this is a failed, actually bad movie, and bad in all the completely predictable ways one would guess when pairing a great director with zero big-budget green screen experience and two cousins who've never written a full-length movie. I'm not talking about the content. The problems are technical. Marvel has thus far had good luck pulling in quirky or indy creators and putting them through the machine to come out with great products, but here it had the opposite effect. 

They brought in Chloe Zhao to add a sense of realism, organic character work, and naturalistic location shooting. That's great. She tried. However, much of the time it looks like these actors have no idea what or in which direction they should be looking at, or how they're supposed to react. The whole opening had about as much emotion and nuance as a video game cut-scene. This is a directorial failure. 

Ultimately you end up with a bunch of characters looking stoic reading lines with odd inflections. It's exactly what you'd guess would happen if someone had never directed around these types of effects, and it's even more apparent when contrasted with great scenes like being introduced to Phastos' family which is warm, serious, and funny all at the same time. 

Shooting outdoors is also great, but if whoever is mixing the sound can't get around the wind it'll sound muddy. Using natural light is great, but damn if you're on a schedule and only have so many takes to get things right. This is fine if you have a simple setup, maybe not so much here. 

Let's talk about the script and story. The Firpo cousins were brought in. Well, what happens when you hire someone who's never written a feature-length film and ask them to pen an epic that starts at the beginning of time? You get a disjointed mess. Leaving out that the concept of billions of years is specific to earth circling the sun and has little bearing on what a Celestial would think of as time, the entire, and I mean the entire plot hinges on a single line about how celestials need to a specific type of intelligent life to absorb or something to be born?? Why in the **** would this be the case. Please explain further. 

Dialogue. This seems like a script a committee of college students would be happy with. I understand there are a lot of characters, but really having everyone say everyone else's name in every scene while reminding us about deviants just shows such a lack of faith in the audience. It also left no space for any actual conversations. In fact, the only character to seem like they had something to say and was enjoying themselves was Kuman the butler. 

Further, I'm seeing posts about how this is the first Marvel movie with a sex scene, but seriously showing two character's bare shoulders and having them squeeze out the lines "I love you (full name)" then "I love you (full name)" is maybe one of the least realistic moments in a movie about ancient gods. 

Seriously the longer I think about this movie the worse it is, which is such a shame because everyone involved is technically good at what they do, but together with all the money one could ask for, they made an exceptionally bad product. Heck, even the mid-credits scene made no sense. We know this is BlackKnight. We know Excaliber was on the ship, but we also know he didn't get a chance to tell anyone, so how did the sword get to him... 

A lot of the negative reviews are preaching some anti-woke/anti-inclusion messaging. That's terrible and the hate is painful to read. That's not anywhere close to where I'm coming from. I'm super happy to have some thoughtful diverse adult drama mixed into my Marvel candy. However, they still need to make a good movie and this wasn't it. 

Next time Marvel wants to hire the Firpos... Don't. If you want to hire Chloe Zhao, do it, but find a project actually in line with her skills as opposed to fitting it into a project like this. Oh and by the way I see a lot of people blaming Marvel for how this worked out. Make no mistake this is on her and the writers. Other teams have come in and figured and they really really didn't. Marvel on the other hand has a track record of making it work, and for all the people going to see this hoping somehow to not see a Marvel movie, what the **** are you thinking? Why are you even going to see it if you don't want to see a Marvel movie?
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euuNov 5, 2021
What happens when you give your diversity hire a 200 million dollar budget to adapt an obscure Jack Kirby work about a dozen space gods? The answer is Eternals, a movie that stands out even among other MCU attrocities, like Captain Marvel andWhat happens when you give your diversity hire a 200 million dollar budget to adapt an obscure Jack Kirby work about a dozen space gods? The answer is Eternals, a movie that stands out even among other MCU attrocities, like Captain Marvel and GotG2, as being one of the worst. This is pretty much a discount Zack Snyder movie, with the worst traits of those movies but without any of the good ones. The movie is boring, badly acted and, for a 200 million dollar production, it looks like a Netflix Original.

Marvel got high on their success of Endgame and thought they could turn any turd into gold. Maybe with a better direction they could have gotten something out of this, but as it is now it's a movie not even Disney shills can defend with a straight face. I'll give it a 1 because the Celestials were cool.
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LlydlesterNov 6, 2021
Isn't it a lot of character development for a movie? Eternals is an exceptionally beautiful Film that tries to live up to the great expectations of a massive action epic but is mostly let down by a bright but unstable cast of enigmaticIsn't it a lot of character development for a movie? Eternals is an exceptionally beautiful Film that tries to live up to the great expectations of a massive action epic but is mostly let down by a bright but unstable cast of enigmatic characters who try to pass it off as thematic with emotional depth. The magnitude of Eternals is unlike anything I've seen in the MCU so far, but it also results in a film that just has too much on its plate. While I admire the MCU for taking a chance by offering an ambitious and unique narrative, the script and storytelling just did not live up to the film's ambitious ideals. Expand
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StrikeByFireNov 5, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A disjointed plot with characters you don't care about. Easily the worst movie in the MCU. The reasons behind the characters actions is completely random and never fully explained. They all get so little screen time that you are never invested in any of them. We only stayed for the end credit scene and even that wasn't worth it. Waste of time. Expand
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JustsomehuyeguyNov 5, 2021
Boring, confusing, and worst of all it was not made as a complete movie. By that I mean there are movies that build themselves to be 2/3 part movies before they are green-lit and it’s obvious that this was the intention. It makes most of theBoring, confusing, and worst of all it was not made as a complete movie. By that I mean there are movies that build themselves to be 2/3 part movies before they are green-lit and it’s obvious that this was the intention. It makes most of the movie learning the characters past and losing the plot of the villain in this gesture. Great action, beautiful visuals… though obviously computer generated which definitely takes away from the large set pieces.. it felt like Spirits Within at times… Expand
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rookie009Nov 7, 2021
So damn bad. Endless stringing together of boring flashbacks. Fell asleep 3 times during it (no joke).
Worst Marvel movie until now. Not sure if even worse than the inhumans series. 3 points only for beeing so brave to bring a hero that can't
So damn bad. Endless stringing together of boring flashbacks. Fell asleep 3 times during it (no joke).
Worst Marvel movie until now. Not sure if even worse than the inhumans series. 3 points only for beeing so brave to bring a hero that can't talk with her voice but using sign language (sorry, I don't know the correct translation). Love that part of the movie
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Aristoteles7Nov 7, 2021
Poor movie in every aspect, generic and without surprises... Marvel has not more ideas...
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Phteve11Nov 10, 2021
What....like just what was this? Look the fight scenes are cool enough but that's it
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klebsonssoaresNov 5, 2021
boring, one of the worst movies in MCU history
this garbage is an example of how not to introduce new characters
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Rocker9800Nov 7, 2021
The typical action movie, somewhat funny and with some action. At the beginning I saw a trailer like where the director told us that this movie was an innovation, in what sense di she mean? This movie brought nothing new or revolutionary toThe typical action movie, somewhat funny and with some action. At the beginning I saw a trailer like where the director told us that this movie was an innovation, in what sense di she mean? This movie brought nothing new or revolutionary to the table, just some overly reused ideas and stories. To a scale where 0 is probably Amelie and 10 is the Matrix trilogy, LOTR and Bladerunner 2049, this movie deserves a 3/10. Watch only if you like Marvel movies even though is worse than the average. Expand
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Jonathan_M_2Nov 5, 2021
Like being a fly on the wall at a stranger's thanksgiving - these characters are laughing, fighting and planning, but it is hard to care. Messy, boring, long.
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danmilwardDec 3, 2021
Utter rubbish. Its not a movie. Its a diverse group of people pretending. Sigh. If you want real Marvel its hard to look past Logan. Or just go back to reading the comics and pretend phase 3 was where it ended.
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enut_butterNov 5, 2021
As childish and stupid as superhero movies are, this movie is the worst of them. Boring and shallow with characters you dislike and immediately forget. Amateurish cinematography and a mess of a plot cap off this mess that leaves me literallyAs childish and stupid as superhero movies are, this movie is the worst of them. Boring and shallow with characters you dislike and immediately forget. Amateurish cinematography and a mess of a plot cap off this mess that leaves me literally laughing at this new phase of Marv*l products. Expand
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MolecularAudioNov 14, 2021
A good film with such potential - completely ruined by the inclusion of Harry Styles.
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COTORNov 6, 2021
One of the worst Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. Very boring, characters are boring too. 3-4/10
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amigo13Nov 9, 2021
Господи, как же плохо снят этот фильм, как же ужасно поставлен! Просто дикий кошмар, который скучно, тяжело и нудно смотреть до конца. Ближе к концу весь зал просто смеялся уже над чушью, которая происходит на экране.
Это очень плохое кино,
Господи, как же плохо снят этот фильм, как же ужасно поставлен! Просто дикий кошмар, который скучно, тяжело и нудно смотреть до конца. Ближе к концу весь зал просто смеялся уже над чушью, которая происходит на экране.
Это очень плохое кино, никому не советую. Пусть не снимаю никаких вторых частей
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DavidGMTNov 5, 2021
Sadly, this movie stinks. It has nothing to do with Kirby's work. It only borrows some names and ideas... Dreaming Celestial storyline is the closest thing that bridges this movie to legendary comic. And btw... humanoid race in comics doesSadly, this movie stinks. It has nothing to do with Kirby's work. It only borrows some names and ideas... Dreaming Celestial storyline is the closest thing that bridges this movie to legendary comic. And btw... humanoid race in comics does not make them RC robots like this movie did. First and second acts have both intense beginning and then they're turning into slow, agonizing mess. The last act is the other way around, so it's easy to fall asleep 40 minutes before grand finale which feels flat... to be honest, if you have seen Transformers: The last Knight - you won't be shocked.
The best play and character is Angelina's Jolie Thena. The rest if forgettable.
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GoodMovies88Nov 6, 2021
Generally pretty bad and boring movie. Outdated CGI effects, bad acting at times and it doesn't feel like marvel movie.
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WasadilNov 6, 2021
The Worst film in marvel cinematic universe ever. No need of sequels.....................................
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andreyca71Nov 9, 2021
Worst marvel movie is this start of destroy marvel universe i want to cryyy
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