Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Susanna White, on only her second feature, jazzes up the proceedings to match the skill of actors like McGregor, Harris, and Skarsgård. Most notable is her smart use of cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This breezy approach has its limits; Marshall isn’t so different from a well-made TV movie. But it plays well on the big screen anyway, and there’s some relevance in the way it depicts competing forms of bigotry—racism alongside anti-Semitism and expectations about female sexuality.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 14, 2017
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
In another self-reflexive move, Far From Home transfers the real dilemma back to the filmmakers: The character comedy is great fun, and the action spectacle often feels like their responsible burden.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 27, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite or maybe because of its unusual, constant-reset rhythms, large swaths of the movie actually work. It helps that Derrickson has two genuine stars on his side in the form of Teller and Taylor-Joy who both, lacking an infrastructure for proper romantic comedies, channel that energy into an unusually convincing version of a romance that would normally be obligatory at best.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It takes a surprising amount of time to adjust to the film’s shticky conception of its main character, Hope Ann Greggory (Melissa Rauch).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
But if Their Finest is a little stodgy and tasteful, it also possesses Scherfig’s trademark wistfulness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 4, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Phenom is merely well-acted and well-made, rather than heart-stopping. There are worse fates for a sports movie, to be sure.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Can 20 minutes or so of brutally inventive action really prop up a whole movie? In this case, yes. Havoc doesn’t reach the mayhem-as-characterization heights of John Wick or the Asian films that clearly inspire Evans, but it does turn its gnarly spectacle into a kind of absurd redemption for the flatness of its characters.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Those who already admire the director may not find a stunning level of insight, and the curious but unindoctrinated would be better served by starting with one his actual films rather than a rundown of them. But there’s a certain satisfaction in a rundown of a career as rich and varied as Linklater’s, not unlike the pleasure of watching a well-edited Oscar tribute reel.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 6, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like so many expensive fantasies, Alita: Battle Angel feels burdened by dreams of a franchise that may never materialize. But if a series does come to pass, Rodriguez should stick around. However briefly, big-budget filmmaking has synced up with his playground aesthetic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 1, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Writer-director Thomas Bezucha, adapting a novel by Larry Watson, shows remarkable patience in developing this low-key rescue mission — or maybe he just assumes that he’s courting an older audience who won’t need much prompting to side with Diane Lane and Kevin Costner, but will enjoy extra time with them all the same.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 2, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins doesn’t reach the giddy, earnest heights of something like Aquaman or a Wachowski project. It methodically sets up sequels—to be recast and released around 2030, judging by the Joes’ cinematic track record so far. But the dubiousness of its present-day achievement, the sheer ludicrousness of making the best G.I. Joe movie in 2021, is part of the dumbfounding fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
In taking care to depict as much disappointment and frustration as heedless creative joy, the movie shunts some of Dandelion’s breakthroughs off-screen. It ends with a triumph that almost seems unaware of the degree to which Dandelion’s story hasn’t quite figured itself out.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a fast-paced, likable, and silly romp arriving at a time where a horror movie’s memorability tends to correlate with its evocative doominess. Even when Freaky doesn’t live up to its full potential, there’s still something oddly satisfying about unmasking a slasher movie to reveal the ’80s comedy lurking underneath.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Wrath is also fun, after a fashion, only with the grim undercurrent of a movie more interested in generating violence than truly motivating it. This is especially true in the second half, when Ritchie offers solutions to a mystery that never really had any viable suspects.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The charitable reading is that Ready Or Not understands how moneyed entitlement knows no gender — that the only way to break the arbitrary yet destructive grasp of the super-rich is to chop it off, or possibly light it on fire. So no, not a subtle movie. But a fairly satisfying one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
In The Oath, his first feature as a writer-director, comic actor Ike Barinholtz zeroes in on an approach somewhere between caustic stage comedy and "The Purge." The movie isn’t always up to the delicacy of that ambitious balancing act, but even the attempt is engaging.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 9, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, Appropriate Behavior works almost in spite of itself; so efficiently does the film explain why Shirin and Maxine split up that eventually it lags behind its own premise.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm is frequently funny and occasionally pointed, more than enough to recommend it as a comedy. It’s also another instance where doing things as they’ve always been done no longer feels like quite enough. The prejudices Baron Cohen exposes have become too fond of exposing themselves.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 22, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Redford and Streisand are the whole show, so scenes with various supporting characters drag. But Pollack’s film still manages to function as a glossy rebuke to the Hollywood standard of the unlikely romance.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
The sequel is another indication that Sandler is still undertaking his longtime mission of making silly comfort-food comedies with the stealth seriousness of older age.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 25, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
In some ways, The Mule represents a late-period version of classic Eastwood, in that it’s even pokier and more workmanlike than his best work, and sometimes downright strange.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 12, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a well-crafted, exciting movie, sometimes more impressive for maintaining those qualities in the face of an utterly unsurprising story.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though this series is built on comic looseness, it’s that sincerity that carries through its minor comedic missteps, like underusing Hall and leaning too heavily on Cedric’s wacky-old-man shtick.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s minor, clever, and essential in the specialized field of Gemma Arterton studies.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Wicked makes the old Wizard Of Oz look even more like a vivid original, while the newer movie unfolding in front of us looks like a faded memory.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 19, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s pleasantly baffling to discover that not only is Hotel Transylvania 3 easily the best film of the series, but it also feels more at home thematically on a cruise ship than its predecessors did at a haunted Transylvanian castle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 9, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
As a children’s movie, it’s uncommonly sensitive and complicated, rooted in relationships rather than dazzling action. But adults may notice its simple poetry turning, after a while, to suds.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
That’s always been a part of Ferrell’s work — his understanding of American mediocrity, and his delight in poking at its oblivious limitations. Eurovision both softens and expands his worldview, allowing him to indulge some small-town-dreamer pathos without getting into hokey Americana. If he’s playing the hits, he’s starting to interpret them with style.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Paul Feig has always seemed a little uncomfortable with exploitation, but he makes some progress with this thriller.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Final Destination Bloodlines does deliver. The elaborate opening set piece is one of the series’ best.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Maybe it’s a question of drastically lowered expectations finally working to Sandler’s advantage, but Sandy Wexler is disarming in its charms.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
As in a lot of good sci-fi, the movie is set in a particular world, but driven by the characters that inhabit it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Portman acquits herself charmingly, as she usually does in her occasional slumming blockbuster role; maybe she and Krasinski should have swapped parts. The erstwhile Jim Halpert isn’t even all that terrible here; at least he makes his character’s smarmy-doofus quality work for his non-relationship with Esme. The real star, though, is Ritchie’s unflagging spirit, as if chasing after bigger blockbusters in the 2010s led him to his own rejuvenating fountain.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 22, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s Ritchie in fun-workhorse mode, more businesslike than Operation Fortune but fleeter than Fountain Of Youth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 16, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
[Wright] continues to prove more adept at tightly weaving his thematic concerns into genre-friendly comedy. Making a muscular, fun-enough adaptation of The Running Man is at once beneath him and beyond him.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Of course, a single documentary can’t cover everything, but this one’s slim but entertaining 80 minutes suggests that Nguyen erred on the side of brevity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 10, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It somehow manages to lack both the true moral murk of a great noir, while also eschewing the elemental drama of a great Western. It’s pretty good at both, though, and Tost seems like he knows it, without letting the movie’s solid craft go to his head.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 14, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
This movie is not quite the comic event it relentlessly advertises in its opening and closing moments. But it is a reminder of the talent behind the hubris.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With its three leads all having appeared repeatedly in the small-town setting of "Parks And Recreation," My Blind Brother sometimes feels like an alternate-world appendix to that beloved show.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With eleven different characters to serve—not counting several animal sidekicks—A New Age has a lot going on in terms of plot and action, with a litany of new alliances, betrayals, and team-ups. But the sequel is not as visually sophisticated as its predecessor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 23, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fuze doesn’t fly off the rails at its midpoint. It keeps moving forward at a steady clip. By its final stretch, however, the effort to sustain itself becomes more visible, and less quietly confident.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 22, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s about halfway between "Atomic Blonde" and a Focus Features late-summer thriller, which more or less fits the Francis Lawrence aesthetic. He brings to this material what he brought to "The Hunger Games": a sense of style that feels constrained by obligations to hit a certain number of plot points.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 16, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Edgerton isn’t as electric as Hawke or Isaac, and the passion-play dramaturgy strains. But as he allows himself to drift from self-torture, Schrader finds some new, compellingly strange ways to tend this well-worn soil.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
In a movie that often observes male dysfunction with some ironic distance, Eisenberg brings the satire closer to the bone.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Statham and Gansel don’t recreate the Transporter magic; those were lovingly ridiculous action movies, while Mechanic: Resurrection is more hastily ridiculous. But after a season of sagas, revivals, and franchise hubris, the flatness of a Statham sequel inspires its own kind of trash nostalgia.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 26, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ash could be a rumination on the nature of identity, or the destructive colonial spirit of Americans, or the indescribable horrors of a world beyond our own ruined one, but despite all of its cranked-up imagery and sometimes-confusing storytelling, it’s tidier and less thought-provoking than any of that – a genre exercise, capably extended.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite Seydoux’s uniquely magnetic ennui – could any other contemporary actress imbue a beautifully bored model with such empathy? — and MacKay’s gameness to bring a little nuance to a real creep in the 2014 section, The Beast has an undercurrent of restlessness, maybe even listlessness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 10, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Boss, without quite reaching the heights of McCarthy’s work with Paul Feig, establishes its star as sort of a comic auteur — which is not the same as repeating herself.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 6, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
There is visual wit in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and some invention, too.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 5, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Equals brings Stewart’s charisma back to a genre framework — though its form of low-key science fiction is no longer the kind of genre material that actually gets wide exposure.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, though, the character animation and sprightly vocal performances can’t quite wriggle out of whatever formulas and secondhand story wreckage Ruby Gillman grabs to assemble its stop-and-go plotting.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 28, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
This latest Kiss of the Spider Woman is nearly as ramshackle as its fictional namesake; it’s not the powerhouse it should be. But it comes together. And for Lopez, its artifice looks more like a form of honesty.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Say Anything is an improbable, borderline fantastical love story that feels utterly true. This variation is more believable on paper, yet ultimately plays like moon-eyed fantasy.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
With his careful attention to the controlled emoting from both Swinton and Moore, so free of showy tearjerking or breakdowns, Almodóvar humanely and pointedly avoids turning The Room Next Door into an issue movie dedicated to assisted suicide. Then the movie backs into feeling like one anyway.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 7, 2024
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
For much of its runtime, Good Fortune sustains a kind of witty, neo-Capra sensibility. When it comes time to bring that sensibility up to date, Ansari politely skips out.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It is a solidly sweet and corny live-action children’s film at a time when kids are mostly being sold live-action remakes of perennial streaming-service rewatch faves.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Oddity is simultaneously an impressive production and a bizarre lesson in the vagaries of fear: without visibly shifting its tactics, it can be shiver-inducing in a few scenes and tedious in others.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even as Plaza’s character and presence nudges the movie out of its comfort zone, the youthful, romantic recklessness it tries to celebrate feels theoretical – a lesson, not a life.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 11, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Long Walk reaches for something profound and disturbing, while at the same time wary of risking a bad stretch.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
As they often do, Tomlin and Fonda make their material look sharper than it really is.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 14, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a little too pre-programmed and self-conscious to be truly witty, yet the tone it strikes and the genre space it carves out feels undeniably itself: part comedy, part sci-fi mayhem, with remnant notes of shlocky horror.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The overall structure of the movie is just race, break for argument, race, occasional montage, race some more; it gets a steady rhythm going but it’s not exactly white-knuckle suspense, either.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 27, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Gudegast is indeed aiming for Michael Mann, as some contemplative shots and a synth-y score suggest, he’s arguably missed the mark wider than ever. If he’s hoping to chart his own territory, well, Pantera spends a lot of time in the wilderness – before teasing another sequel, of course, where surprise will be even harder to come by.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It will entertain children, and it will inspire another sequel. Call it DreamWorks zen.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 6, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Next Level thinks the milk-bland personalities of its central teenagers and a couple of cranky old people count as a rooting interest to ground the hijinks. Black, Hart, and Awkwafina could be a comedy dream team; instead, they’re stuck hustling around a bunch of video game battles.- The Verge
- Posted Dec 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
For roughly the length of a TV episode, it floats above its ugly franchise architecture in a dreamlike state of divine ridiculousness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 26, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even the movie’s best moments – and much of Blink Twice is entertaining through those moments – have the uncomfortable feeling of satire designed from a moneyed remove.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 27, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Day-Lewis, as expected, is utterly convincing inhabiting this space, with two very different showstopping monologues, one grossly comic and one filling in a defining event in his past. It’s easy to forget, given his legendary status and reluctance to play the game, how much fun it can be to watch Day-Lewis at work.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The series may actually be subject to a bizarre formula: The looser and more disparate the parts of a Sonic movie are, the better the whole somehow holds together. At least that would explain why Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is, improbably, the best of the lot so far.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It doesn’t capture the full horror potential of climate change, rising floodwaters, or even bloodthirsty sharks. But the filmmakers sure throw themselves into the fray with enthusiasm.- Polygon
- Posted Apr 10, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
What Jan Komasa’s film gets right is how so much right-wing radicalization, especially in upper classes, stems from status-based grievances.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 30, 2025
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 7, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
For all of its limitations and points of departure from the previous series, though, Raccoon City maintains that lineage of B-movies made with skill.- Polygon
- Posted Nov 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smile 2 ultimately seems struck dumb by its own possibilities, and gets stuck franchising hopelessness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 16, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie illustrates the gambler’s lifestyle almost too clearly; it’s a great example of how big, splashy victories can still feel like too little, too late.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 15, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The promise of more music keeps the movie on life support when its drama threatens to flatline. When these sequences gradually recede from the movie, it feels as if someone should call an ambulance, but it’s also too late. What’s left are shadows of what might have been Saldaña and Gomez’s best on-screen performances, or Gascón’s breakthrough.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 7, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, the movie feels less like a canny reflection of true-crime fascination than a weak imitation of it — screen life, reduced to mere pixels.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 17, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Come True has some bone-chilling passages, like an epic sleepwalking sequence that feels eerily untethered from reality. Yet some chunks of it feel informed by the sleep-study scenes that unfold by the sickly glow of monitors: too clinical for pure-horror scares while lacking in convincing science fiction specifics. True to form, this is an impressively dreamlike movie: half vivid, half inexplicable.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 12, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lessons are sweet, the kid actors are cute, and the kid audience will probably enjoy it accordingly. Whether it sticks in their memory for 20 years or even a few months, though, is another question entirely.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Reijn and DeLappe don’t seem interested in preying on real fears so much as laughingly confirming any suspicions that yes, your friends secretly talk smack about you. Bodies Bodies Bodies is a fun ride through those well-founded anxieties, but as the end credits roll, some viewers may still be waiting for more of a punch — or a better punchline.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 3, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s telling that The Forgiven has the shape of a long, dark night of the soul, while actually taking place over several days.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It is remarkable that his three-hour Wandering Earth prequel is simultaneously stranger and more emotionally grounded than the earlier film. Yet even at this length, even with eye-popping moments and believable characters, some crucial humanity feels missing.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 21, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Stallone has gone through long stretches of unrelatability in his worst movies, The Expendables 4 does bring him back him down to the common man with its flashes of dorky buddy-movie glee: Hey, I like Jason Statham too!- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 26, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie isn’t quite evocative enough to work as effective minimalism. It averages out a stripped-down Smith and the more florid filmmaking touches to land squarely in the middle of the road.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
For maybe half its 103-minute running time, maybe even a little more, Until Dawn gets by on its spookhouse variety and surprising humor.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Wheatley seems a bit lost as to how to wring the maximum amount of suspense from this material, he at least maintains a location-hopping cornball sci-fi zip.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 3, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie never turns into a full-tilt caper, even as the obligatory end-credits appendix hints at enough material to inspire one. It’s stuck, charmingly and a little wanly, in another era.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gyllenhaal is the whole show, and his irritable, driven, struggling character doesn’t exactly glorify his line of work. His unpleasantness gives the movie its edge, and perhaps also an unearned sense of gravitas.- Polygon
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of it consists of Plankton talking to his frenemies about his marriage. As such, it often feels more like a three-episodes-and-change filibuster than a real movie.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 7, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is brisk, good-natured, and amusing, but these aren’t qualities that demand the resurrection of a low-rent cartoon empire. The charm of Scooby-Doo and his friends doesn’t have anything to do with the world of bizarre Hanna-Barbera TV curiosities they helped spawn. It comes from their mysterious ability to survive well past their seeming expiration date.- Polygon
- Posted May 15, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Nightbitch has an ample supply of sharp observations, but it retracts its claws too soon and too easily.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 9, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, Rogue Agent feels reluctant to fully engage in the kind of deception that might make it a trickier, more “fun” piece of work; it’s almost too tasteful for its own good.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 10, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like The Prince of Egypt or Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas before it, The Sea Beast ditches talking animals and funny sidekicks, but it can’t fully shake off its Disney influences. It’s a whole lot of well-animated beasts and water, with nowhere to flow.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 14, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anyone suffering from severe summer-movie withdrawal might want to seek this one out, so long as they prepare themselves for a familiar summer sensation. The film pops, then fizzes and fades: It’s a firecracker of a movie, for better and worse.- Polygon
- Posted Sep 9, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a big-studio adaptation of a massively popular video-game, A Minecraft Movie lets a surprising amount of its director’s personality shine through. Napoleon Dynamite’s Jared Hess manages to fit some laugh-out-loud silliness into his Overworld saga before surrendering to the obligations of CG-driven fantasy adventure. Thematically, A Minecraft Movie offers a pat world-is-what-you-make-it lesson, but Jack Black and Jason Momoa in particular sell it with a lot of comic enthusiasm.- IGN
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Arcadian is an effective creature-feature B-movie that gets the job done in under 90 minutes.- IGN
- Posted Apr 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
In classic unpredictable Liman fashion, this jumbled and seemingly truncated adaptation of the first book in a YA trilogy is nonetheless likable, entertaining science fiction.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 3, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The soul of the movie isn’t particularly in the human/creature relationship at its center, but in the stunning craftsmanship that surrounds (and in the creature’s case, creates) them.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain has way more laughs than the standard direct-to-streaming comedy, with some gloriously silly running gags and hilarious non sequiturs. But it lacks any real point of view behind that silliness.- IGN
- Posted Nov 17, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a designated last great hope of original sci-fi, this is a surprisingly programmatic picture.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 26, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite the franchise being nearly old enough for a legacy sequel, there’s a light musicality to its various feats of showmanship that makes it feel like a scrappy upstart. So does the perpetual feeling that it might disappear in a puff of smoke.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Trolls Band Together hits its chosen notes with its trademark glitter-drunk energy and some bonkers visual invention, but its mashing up of shiny pop hits (not to mention past Trolls movies) approaches exhaustion.- IGN
- Posted Nov 17, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rudd and Black make the new Anaconda easy enough to accept as a comedy with a dash of clunky effects-based creature action, rather than a full-blown horror-comedy.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 23, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It humbly presents the optional but delightful spectacle of watching John Woo have fun again.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 23, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Springsteen’s earnestness makes him seem like a nicer, more open-hearted sort than Dylan in A Complete Unknown. It also makes for a less prickly character in a less entertaining movie.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Conjuring movies seem consciously designed for people who use horror movies as comfort-watches. There’s no need to begrudge some well-made (if frustratingly drawn-out) sequels following heroic characters through a few satisfying shivers. But it might be just as well if Last Rites does wrap up the series as advertised. By now, the gentler rhythms of retirement fit these movies almost too easily.- Polygon
- Posted Sep 3, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, the movie’s pleasingly jumpy visual scheme and nostalgic 2003-era cheese threaten to form an alliance and make Madame Web work in spite of itself. After all, the movie, even or especially in its worst moments, never gets dull (or weirdly smug, like its sibling Venom movies). It also never fully sheds a huckster-y addiction to pivoting, until it’s pretty far afield from what works about either a superhero movie or a loopy woo-woo thriller.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s room in the horror space for a movie like this – a daft campfire tale best told in the damp morning after, part creature feature and part noodling about the nature of humanity. The Watchers may even find an enthusiastic sleepover audience, with its endearing PG-13 spookiness. But unlike other Shyamalan forays into the uncanny, it’s more functional than fully formed.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Apart from some compelling procedural elements, the movie is mostly style, and that style is a generic mess of tics: pseudo-documentary quick zooms, exchanges of fraught glances, and handheld camera work.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Color Purple is involving on a scene-to-scene basis, but it has a processional quality. Though it’s less constrained than Spielberg’s sometimes sentimentalized version of the material, the new movie isn’t less sentimental – or less thirsty for audience approval.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie isn’t easy to dismiss. Its awkward comedy is often funny, and its shadowy mystery is compelling, because Abilene’s death does become more of an enigma to Ben as he learns more about her. Performers as eclectic as Holbrook, J. Smith-Cameron, Isabella Amara, and Ashton Kutcher all do their best to bring these potentially elusive characters to life.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 28, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Lopez indulges a different form of movie-star vanity than simply making herself over as an unstoppable woman of action. The movie pretends to conceal her mothering sensitivity, but it’s actually flaunting the same maudlin old-man sentimentality that drives so many Liam Neeson vehicles, minus the genuine anguish Neeson can usually summon on cue.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 11, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yet there’s some kind of invisible force here, hurrying things along in the hopes of a future team-up, making sure this feature film arrives more undead than alive.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 30, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
So many romantic comedies revel in formula, turning a genre into an embarrassing mating ritual soundtracked by the rustle of screenplay pages and bad scene-transition pop. If nothing else, The Threesome understands a greater range of emotional, physical, and logistical possibilities – so acutely, in fact, that it sometimes wanders away from the “com” part of the rom-com altogether.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The story is never fully passed along to the younger character; this really is Fiennes’ movie all the way, and probably more interesting for it.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Schrader pushes the somber score and just-the-facts cinematography as close to pure explication as possible. There is visual storytelling, but little in the way of mood or evocation.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 13, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tracers, then, is unavoidably a movie about Taylor Lautner joining a parkour gang, and often exactly as silly as that sounds. But it’s also a major improvement over Lautner’s last action-thriller, "Abduction," which had little action, few thrills, and zero abductions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is lingering and unsatisfying uncertainty over whether this is a standalone novelty, a multiversal course correction, or a genuine send-off. Even its satire feels micromanaged. Wade Wilson can still bounce back with ease, but even in its diminished state, superhero bullshit remains a formidable foe.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Uncharacteristically true to his word, Peter does less insufferable blathering this time around, but the subtitle The Runaway still threatens the audience with a better time.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 10, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Before the opening credits have finished rolling, voice-over narration is lamenting the distance that can grow between even the tightest of friendships and hyping up the audience for a reunion of characters who have barely been introduced. It may be shameless, but it’s honest.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 19, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Lively has become an expert at creating the impression that at some point, the movie behind her will come together. All I See Is You comes closer than "Adaline," but its adult intentions don’t go far enough.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whatever its faults, this is a nice movie, a crowdpleaser best experienced with an appreciative audience.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Absent cleverness, Collet-Serra offers some comfort for weary eyes, like the flashes of silent black-and-white footage of the stars shot with Lily’s newfangled movie camera. At the risk of sounding like a critic from a way-old demographic, Jungle Cruise works best when it leans in this more old-fashioned direction.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 27, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
As much as the movie sidesteps biographical conventions with its narrow frame and playful tone, it can’t avoid a separate cliché that plagues this sort of material: Elvis & Nixon is basically a diverting TV movie given a theatrical release.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Current War employs actors capable of their own eccentric stylizations, and gives them very little leeway to make the material their own. Gomez-Rejon keeps snatching it back with every offbeat composition idea he can muster.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
This 73-minute speech isn’t really much of a movie, and as advocacy it’s unlikely to reach Trump-leaning voters. But as a case for Clinton aimed at third-party supporters who are convinced they couldn’t stomach casting a ballot for her, it might turn a few heads.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Moore and Jenkins are obviously aiming higher than a self-aware noir pastiche, or at least something off to the side of one. Yet those elements of the movie are a lot more enjoyable than sort-of-dream sequences featuring yet another guy in clown makeup.- Polygon
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- Jesse Hassenger
Overconfidence in the face of mediocrity is something Ferrell usually satirizes. This time, he’s more of a participant.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 24, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Love, Simon is touching as a gesture. As entertainment, it’s nothing Degrassi hasn’t done better.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 27, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it is something of a comedy, Joshy is also serious, and its comic actors follow suit.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Late Night is admirably eager to address the messy problems of the comedy world, but it ultimately can’t stop cleaning up after itself.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 3, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a movie about a toxic relationship that digs into the harrowing psychological details of mental and verbal abuse without exploiting it. It’s also a single-minded PSA picture — indie portraiture with hardly any identifying details filled in.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Intentionally or not, Farrant and her screenwriters leave a hole at the center of their film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The emotional impact is ultimately surprisingly muted; she dies too soon, and the movie ends. Then again, it’s hard to blame anyone for assuming that consistent access to Radner’s voice, in moments both public and candid, would be enough. She radiates such joy, all these years later, that it nearly is.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 18, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
In other words, 12 years have elapsed since the last Bridget Jones movie. A skinnier, more put-together Bridget isn’t necessarily a more interesting character; she’s a little more "Sex And The City" this time out, however incrementally.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here is a film that manages to be observant without being especially insightful—without deepening thematically beyond the observation that inner city life can still be really, really lousy for everyone involved.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 7, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
By focusing on Mary (the subject of its source material), the film feels lopsided, especially without any other interesting characters apart from Elizabeth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 4, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The techniques of the movie, then, are sound. Wan still moves his camera and composes his shots with a patience that belies his dank Saw origins. But the cinematography isn’t as virtuosic this time around.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Jesse Hassenger
Henson saw potential in Spinney that he proceeded to realize over the course of many years. I Am Big Bird only has 90 minutes to cover the basics.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Five Nights In Maine’s grieving has a short-story quality, and many movies would do well to follow that model.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even Dafoe, seemingly incapable of a false note or forced delivery, ultimately must fall in line with the movie’s broad-arc predictability.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Early on, Steadman talks about his humor needing to have a “slightly maniacal” edge. For No Good Reason has no such thing; it’s gently informative and amusing the whole way through.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Amulet attempts to yoke together serious drama with over-the-top genre satisfaction. Instead, it winds up tying itself in unsatisfying knots.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 18, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The idea that movies can easily lose 10 or 15 minutes of running time to curry favor with impatient audiences is often patently absurd, yet nearly every single scene in Scare Me feels some degree of overlong.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 29, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
As tedious as Rocketman is when it’s going through the biographical motions, it’s equally delightful when it launches into something most rock movies pointedly avoid: full-on musical numbers.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gray’s many fans will probably love Armageddon Time, and it may even win over some more neutral viewers who respond to his decidedly non-nostalgic look at a pivotal (and not especially promising) moment in U.S. history. But anyone who has found his movies less articulate than the ideas behind them will only get occasional respite here.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 13, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
In the best scenes, the filmmakers make the case that Queen’s musical decisions grew out of the musicians’ restless inability to fit in with either pop conventional wisdom or, sometimes, each other. The rest of the movie fits in all too well.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 23, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s not that The Amateur explores moral gray areas; it just swirls generic and weirdly apolitical spy-movie elements around until all that’s left is a watery blur, accidentally paying faithful tribute to studio mediocrities past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
As is, Cheatin’ offers little narrative or emotional advantage over watching a series of the director’s more concise works. At 76 minutes, it should play like a short feature. Instead, it’s more like an extra-long short.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a watchably low-key family adventure, but that’s a low bar to clear for Nancy Drew, so well-suited to function as a gateway text—to Sherlock Holmes, Veronica Mars, Philip Marlowe, Brick, House, Encyclopedia Brown fanfic... almost anything involving advanced noticing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie portrays Deanna’s rediscovery of a pre-mom life, and how she squares that freedom with her identity as a loving mother, with a lot of warmth, and its refusal to gin up tired conflicts or mawkish lessons is admirable. That does, however, leave Life Of The Party without much comic momentum.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite some white-knuckle moments, Dynamite slackens with each runthrough of its perma-climactic 15 minutes. In the world of global catastrophes, Bigelow increasingly resembles an unwitting tourist, just like the rest of us.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 1, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie keeps enough of Richard’s messy past off screen to feel like a hagiography with a few concessions, rather than a true warts-and-all portrait.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
If anything, Demons Strike Back is an even zanier and more kid-friendly affair than the Chow original. Yet without Chow’s unique strain of silliness, it also feels louder and more antic while covering less ground.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
None of the mounting dread is surprising, and only some of it is more effective than the average haunted-whatever picture. But Brahms himself remains an oddball delight.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 21, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though it opens with the studio’s seemingly mandatory voice-over setup, the story itself, adapted from the children’s book "The True Meaning Of Smekday," shows immediate conceptual audacity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Intentionally or not, Denial is perfectly timed to a season of insane conspiracy theories and feelings-based readings of facts.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s briskly paced and sometimes neat to watch in reality-bending 3-D, but none of it is quite as head-spinning as it should be. The movie doesn’t dare alienate its family base with genuine trippiness; instead, it pacifies with tedious familial backstory.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 24, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Don’t Look Up is both types of blunt: It makes no bones about exactly what the filmmakers think of climate-change deniers and social-media distractions, and it repeatedly blunts the impact of its satire by calling its shots early, often, and loudly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s deference to Diesel’s whims, sincerity, and ego all at once is part of its charm—though perhaps a smaller share of it here than in the past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie falls short of delivering a memorable experience of its own. Outside of confirming its stars’ presence, A United Kingdom is more valuable as history than filmmaking.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 8, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond its best little moments, the movie is addressing a serious issue, and it feels awfully churlish to complain that its earnest depictions of soldiers in psychological pain isn’t novel enough, or that Koale’s performance is a little shakier than Teller’s, or that the movie doesn’t have much to say about the Iraq War in particular, or that it eventually tries to pass off a lack of resolution as an abbreviated happy ending. But these stumbling blocks do stack up, standing in the way of Hall’s best intentions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like this doesn’t require 30 Rock’s joke density or silly streak, but it’s surprising that Fey and Carlock’s satirical eyes aren’t a little more alert.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Mr. Holmes has moments of palpable regret and loss, but visually speaking, it looks like a blandly touching movie about a lonely old man who befriends a scrappy kid and learns about the magic of storytelling. Eventually, that’s the unexciting destiny it fulfills.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, what seemed like a lovely rumination starts to sound more like poetry refashioned as prose.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Dark Fate serves as a case study for the difficulty of crafting a satisfying follow-up to a pair of certified classics, a process that seems to involve constant toggling between hopelessness and insisting that all is not lost. As such, it’s hard to blame Cameron for keeping his old series at arm’s length. It’s also hard to stay interested in a franchise that looks, with each inessential sequel, more and more like a doomsday prepper rephrasing the same old prophecy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 22, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
So squarely old-fashioned that it’s a little jarring to notice that many of the characters have smartphones.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 17, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers figure out how to make a creepy kid chilling again, then stop short, closing the case too early. In other words, they’ve got an underachiever on their hands.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when the movie focuses on its imagery rather than its plot mechanics, it seems intent on covering its bases rather than committing to a particular look or mood.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With his English-language debut, Blood Ties, Canet takes on material of even less interest to today’s big studios, constructing something much more ambitious than a straight thriller — a sprawling familial crime drama, heavier on relationships than chases or shoot-outs.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The laughs don't linger, even within individual scenes. What remains, reinforced by a set of end-credit outtakes, is the sense that Sudeikis, Day, Bateman, and Pine had a really good time making a sort of okay movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Concrete Cowboy is visually engaging, and might appeal to younger teenagers (its R-rating is primarily for language). But anyone already familiar with the dynamics of summer-vacation character-building may find it unsatisfying—even unconvincing.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers might claim the sexy superficiality as their whole point; if so, it’s a thin one. Chadwick and Stoppard seem to be making a movie about the impulsivity of desire, but they never dig into those feelings beyond depicting them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 1, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Christian Swegal’s film is most effective in its early, character-study moments, as it leaves the audience to discover that Jerry, for all of his confidence, has a worldview informed by absolute nonsense.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The most retro thing about the remake is its specific, outdated utility: If anyone still patronizes video stores with hard copies, and if those stores don’t happen to have the original Poltergeist (or Insidious) in stock on a Friday night, this version might do the trick.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 22, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
For all of its current touchstones, Hidden Figures feels far too late, both in the recognition these women deserve and the filmmakers’ goodhearted but dull approach to their stories.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Although its resolution is admirably non-fantastical, Action Point is ultimately more interested in telling a story about a pretty nice dad who becomes a somewhat nicer dad.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 1, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yesterday, Boyle’s new Beatles-centric dramedy, comes closer than he’s ever dared before — which makes this likable, hummable movie particularly disappointing when it fails to ignite the pop fireworks of his best work.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 24, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lack of comic goals allows Meyers to write and write; a key emotional scene between De Niro and Hathaway late in the movie rambles on like a first draft, and the movie swells to the two-hour mark.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Above all else, this movie is so well-cast that the laugh line makes perfect sense coming from Black.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Is A Big Bold Beautiful Journey a piece of wannabe creativity with a yawning hollowness at its center, or an A-list romance with some welcome aesthetic sensitivity? Like the outcome of a first date, it will ultimately be determined by chemistry.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s more akin to speed-reading from the SNL memoir library than experiencing the thrilling unevenness—the captivating try-whatever stupidity—of the actual live show. It’s inconsequential in all the wrong places.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 25, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Thematic muddles would matter less if Bumblebee delivered more as an action movie, but despite some neat car-chase complications, this series remains stubbornly averse to shaping its action barrages into satisfying set pieces.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 14, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The cross-cutting duet it builds to, with two people singing the same song separated by hundreds of miles, is a nice musical moment, but just that: a moment. Ideally, even a low-key romantic drama should have more than one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s nice that The Legend Of Tarzan isn’t a nakedly mercenary franchise play that presumes dozens of sequels to come. (It’s also not a low-rent Casper Van Dien vehicle.) But it sure could use some money-grubbing set pieces to tie the genial silliness together.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
There is something half-satisfying and pacifying about Hubie Halloween. In true content-blurring Netflix fashion, Sandler has essentially made a likable children’s movie to babysit undemanding adults.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Really, this is a diverting kiddie movie that struggles most visibly when attempting to graft some kind of moral sensibility onto a story that – spoiler alert? – gets resolved by the good guys hitting the bad guys really hard.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 5, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Frustratingly, the movie is plenty likable when it’s not trying to show off its wistfulness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen’s comedies have often layered broad laughs with humanity and thematic ambition. Here, like Herschel and Ben, they aren’t especially convincing sharing the frame.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are any number of metaphorical applications for A’s condition, some implied more strongly than others, including trans struggles, gender fluidity...teenage desire to fit in, even accidental catfishing.... Every Day is sweet and sincere enough to remain open to these interpretations, but too gentle to assert itself into anything of real consequence.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
It never pushes far enough into that territory to distinguish its beautiful losers from the many addiction-movie characters that precede them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 14, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smith’s Omalu makes a compelling character, supported by his mentor Cyril Wecht (Albert Brooks) and former team doctor Julian Bailes (Alec Baldwin). But Concussion doesn’t crackle like the best whistleblower dramas.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Eventually, though, The Brothers Grimsby runs out of room to fully work as a hit-or-miss comedy — and perhaps most disappointing, doesn’t reserve any of its hits for co-stars Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson, Gabourey Sidibe, and Penelope Cruz; it’s a great, diverse female cast assembled to do not very much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
On the whole, The Aeronauts is a pretty good small-scale adventure movie. It’s also a pretty dull everything-else, the unceasing flashbacks providing multiple instances where telling might have been preferable to showing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is a movie that seems more interested in instruction and reassurance than pushing at or playing with sexual kinks. In other words, it’s ultimately about as sexy and unpredictable as a corporate performance review.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 25, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
While this movie version of Fischer does indeed suffer from mental health issues that make it difficult for him to form functional human relationships, one of the film’s strongest, most potentially surprising pleasures is the sight of Maguire playing both with and against his usual type.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
St. Vincent goes down easier than it probably should. It helps that Lieberher, though saddled with some cutesy movie-kid dialogue, makes a sweet and empathetic sidekick for Murray (he calls him “sir” constantly, like Marcie in old Peanuts strips), and that McCarthy, like so many gifted comedians, proves capable of playing it straight as needed.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The younger characters are so full of life, and the older ones so full of trenchant but predictable talking-point issues, that it sometimes feels like a middling movie encroaching on a good one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s an interesting approach to a fascinating story — yet it still can’t fully break free of its initial limitations.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s not necessarily a good thing to aim this kind of weaponized marketing at kids, it’s also silly and colorful enough to nearly work as a live-action cartoon. It might rot brains, but perhaps not while regarding them with utter contempt.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whaley aims high for this sort of material, but his film, sweet as it is, gets a little too precocious.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Directors Kief Davidson and Daniel Junge drive home the company’s grown-up fan base by logging an amusingly eclectic array of celebrity testimonials: Ed Sheeran, Trey Parker, and NBA star Dwight Howard.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s little of the intimacy of Bahrani’s best work, and while the book has been described as dark-humored, the movie feels more like a typical prestige adaptation, hitting the key themes and scenes without finding an independent tone. Despite its obvious currency, it’s more yesterday than tomorrow.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 12, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is too vividly realized to be boring, but it spends a lot of time scrambling out of the gap between pulpy fun and serious allegory. It’s also hobbled by the fact that it’s very much, as the opening credits say, Part 1; no real resolution is offered by the end of its 155 minutes. It’s just half a movie.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
This makes The Final Girls an odd concoction: a semi-crude and not especially scary horror-comedy with some real emotional depth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Only in fits and starts does Together capture the electricity of live performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Moment doesn’t meet the gold standard of self-pitying emptiness set by The Weeknd’s Hurry Up Tomorrow, but it does share with that movie the sense that the gorgeous surface is performing a kind of vamping at the behest of a music-video-thin story.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 30, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
The rest of Race has other moments of engagement in a slickly produced and watchable package. But ultimately, it offers history told as a series of passing anecdotes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The heroes are noble but believable, the villains appropriately loathsome, and the violent clashes, particularly a turning-point castle infiltration, are exciting without indulging in a Gibson-style wallow in torture and gore. But the moments of offbeat personality that animate Mackenzie’s best work are fewer and farther between.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gold is fitfully entertaining, but for a movie that gives itself license to go bigger and weirder than real life, its imagination for excess runs out whenever it isn’t focused intently on its star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 23, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As charming as the early scenes are, The Finest Hours doesn’t really come together as a love story, either, and Affleck’s scenes on the tanker are too abbreviated to really sink in as great survival drama.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though it’s nominally liberated from its TV backstory, Spirit Untamed could still have benefited from a little more freedom.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Instead of deepening his material, Condon has made an unsuccessful fling of a movie: fun for a while, but trying to get as far as it can by leaving crucial material off of its profile.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The real model here, of course, is "Shakespeare In Love," but that movie was also a comedy, while Tolkien is as reverent and moist-eyed as a Peter Jackson goodbye scene.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The problem is, Hotel Transylvania 2 focuses so intently on parental neuroses—Dracula needs Mavis to remain his little girl and needs his new grandson to conform to his vampire lineage—that the movie itself feels smothering (especially on the heels of the similarly themed original).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Of course, it would be even nicer to see this story from a student athlete’s point of view. Beyond the representation issue, it might allow the movie to eliminate its dull and unevenly developed scenes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Its strongest evocation of poignant, imperfect memory has to do with its leading man, and the glimpse it provides of a fuller career that never was.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a faster, wilder ride—and a choppier one, even as it moves primarily in circles.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 30, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The performers do sell a lot of this material. Bell is especially funny as a cheery, lonely mom whose litany of childcare responsibilities has cut her off from the rest of the world.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Spies In Disguise isn’t clever enough to reconcile the disingenuousness of setting off a litany of pointless explosions and battles before clarifying that this stuff is bad, actually.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Corporate Animals, a dark comedy with horrific undertones that should draw upon many of their previous experiences, never feels especially relatable.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The problem is that Army Of One doesn’t add up to much. It’s not quite a satire nor quite a full character study.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Look, as far as toy ads go, Transformers One is tolerable. It’s a little more fully imagined and rounded out than the jankier weirdness of its 1986 spiritual predecessor. The difference is that in 2024, a Transformers cartoon isn’t just selling toys to kids; it’s selling its own sketchy credibility to fans of all ages.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 19, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a Brit-inflected talking-animal picture in the wake of the "Paddington" series, it’s not good enough.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 5, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The ongoing sight of a blood-soaked Thatcher finding herself through violent confrontations, essentially figuring out on the fly whether she’s a Terminator or a Final Doll, is diverting enough. Her melancholic presence hints at the trippier, more genuinely unsettling horror movie this could have pivoted into. It’s also a reminder of how facile the rest of the movie really is.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a lot of plot for a movie that endeavors primarily to entertain children, though the excess is more likely to give adults a headache.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Lego Ninjago movie isn’t any worse than any number of professionally made but unexciting cartoons aimed at kids, and sometimes a gag will pop through with the same high-energy surprise that powered so much of The Lego Movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 20, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Too frequently, the movie also treats its female characters as props to be shuffled in and out of danger as the screenplay requires — a nasty tendency that undermines its ongoing (and murkily argued) debate about whether a successful agent can maintain his humanity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 27, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Maybe that call will be answered next time with enough incremental improvements to finally notch a good Divergent movie, a possibility Allegiant raises repeatedly and frustratingly. Ultimately, though, this movie isn’t just adhering to a formula; it’s carefully following a recipe designed to offset any good ingredients that get mixed in there by mistake.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like Fort Bliss seems designed to keep her (Monaghan) in fighting shape, in case bigger productions realize that she can do more than kiss a famous co-star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 17, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
SpongeBob fans of all ages will find plenty to like about Sponge On the Run: It’s funny, well-animated, and high-spirited. But it’s ultimately more of a franchise play than a creative endeavor.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 2, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
After 30 or 40 minutes, it becomes clear that, despite a few more callbacks, this is a more-of-the-same sequel, not a next-level sequel.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 14, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The satire of self-satisfied, opportunistic Brooklynites is cutting, but it lacks the humanity afforded the upstate characters, and quickly repeats itself, seemingly by design.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rather than containing relatable multitudes in a compact story ready-made for online sharing, a bigger-screen Cat Person turns paper-thin.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 30, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Younger horror fans who haven’t caught up with the earlier films may well receive this one as a perfectly creepy little genre exercise, and there are moments where it plays that way even to a more experienced audience.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 17, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Senior Year had been willing to further develop its affectionate social satire, it might have been a surprise 2020s classic of the teen-movie genre. Instead, it’s dead set on proving it has heart, too, and in the process becomes as thirsty for likes as any teenager’s Insta.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 13, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a touch-and-go exercise in hoping the audience will fill in not just the narrative blanks but the emotional ones, there’s We Live in Time.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of The Roses languishes in second gear, with glints of amusement (Colman doing an Ian McKellan impression; the Englishness of punctuating or preceding insults with “darling”) that only accumulate in a way that makes the movie feel a little safe, compared to the genuine rancor and bitterness of the earlier film.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Well into his late period, Campbell still knows his way around a crisp cut, but sometimes that’s most noticeable in Cleaner when he’s not directing action at all – which is a surprising amount of the time.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Honor Society never gets a handle on its comedic bona fides, but its faux-irreverent tone does allow for a satisfying con-style turn as Honor struggles to keep her new maybe-fake friends under her control.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 1, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of sequels, it feels the need to go bigger and brasher even as it repeats much of its predecessor. And so despite a streaky-canvas animation style that fuels the characters’ momentum, it eventually feels like a whole lot of pirouettes and flips around a security system that isn’t really there.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Within the framework of grueling training exercises that never seem quite as difficult as the movie tries to make them sound, Space Cadet has some dumb fun. It pushes its luck big time when it moves into a hasty Armageddon knockoff that this movie has neither the budget nor the gravity to pull off.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, Double Tap does recapture the original film’s tossed-off delights. It’s been revived with so many of the original actors and filmmakers for that express purpose. But this particular sequel suggests that in another 10 years, there won’t be much left to reanimate.- The Verge
- Posted Oct 17, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
One point in favor of Bruckner’s new Hellraiser is that it takes some time before it feels truly lost.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anchored by the filmmaker’s coming out as a trans man about a third of the way through the film, Chasing Chasing Amy has an undeniably sweet and well-intentioned story to tell about its maker, but Rodgers comes across as a little self-fascinated in a familiarly youthful way, like he’s taking an extended selfie at a fan convention.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Novocaine starts with a premise that is Crank-like in its absurdity, deepens it with feeling, and then rams full speed ahead through a litany of stupidities.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ritchie’s film is less infatuated with displays of All-American bodily sacrifice than movies like Lone Survivor and 13 Hours, but it still keys into a kind of performative, manly anguish.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The dead air in the movie’s opening section is intentional, yet there are moments where Final Cut, the movie you’re actually watching, feels off – not through outright incompetence, but the eerie, imitative quality of a too-soon-too-little remake. Call it undead air.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 13, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Exploring the mechanics of this epochal event is a great idea, led by a memorable performance from Domingo, that somehow still manages to render the protest march as flat and lifeless as any obligatory TV-movie checklist.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Theoretically, it’s a solid generator of comic tension, with a clear timeline taking the production through rehearsals, tech, dress, opening night, and beyond. But Peretti dices these segments into so many blackout sketches that the whole thing feels as weirdly protracted and repetitive as the frequent slow-mo shots Peretti inserts for reasons beyond my understanding.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 23, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Hell of a Summer is supposed to spoof the horror movies it resembles, it never settles on a satirical point of view from which to approach them. If it’s supposed to actually imitate them, well, even worse; the original Friday the 13th is no classic, but it’s got a damn sight more atmosphere than this.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ghosted is a little breezier and less blatantly synthetic than the plastic Red Notice or the smirky Gray Man, but put together these failed attempts at action-packed romance still feel like a psy-op for the superhero industrial complex: With star vehicles like these, maybe movie stars will have to stay in capes forever.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 20, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie looks a little like a lost Tony Scott project, but not quite enough — the style isn’t as tactile. Most of its ridiculous conviction comes from Diesel. He’s given plenty of better performances, but here he’s especially convincing in the role of a guy who legitimately believes he has nothing better to do.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tom & Jerry feels freer in its moments of unbridled cartoon silliness than it ever does when it’s attending to its human plotting. It’s yet another hybrid where the overlit crumminess of live-action tries and fails to rescue animation from its own artistry.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The film isn’t especially scary, but it has a creepy, pervasive grimness, well-acted by the impressive ensemble.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the time, though, How to Train Your Dragon’s live-action craft fails to match the equivalent in its animated counterpart, even with original filmmaker Dean DeBlois on hand for his live-action feature debut.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
A Good Person winds up with the ambition of a novel, but little of the richness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Steeliness comes naturally to, say, Jennifer Lawrence, but when Woodley unleashes the occasional voice-cracking battle cry, it generates tension between her desire for revolution and her utter believability as a teenager with more earnest ideals than ruthless training.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like its predecessors, Venom: The Last Dance has a little fun in the meantime. But in the end, it’s just a writhing symbiote waiting for a host that never shows up.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 23, 2024
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