Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yesterday, Boyle’s new Beatles-centric dramedy, comes closer than he’s ever dared before — which makes this likable, hummable movie particularly disappointing when it fails to ignite the pop fireworks of his best work.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 24, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lack of comic goals allows Meyers to write and write; a key emotional scene between De Niro and Hathaway late in the movie rambles on like a first draft, and the movie swells to the two-hour mark.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Above all else, this movie is so well-cast that the laugh line makes perfect sense coming from Black.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Is A Big Bold Beautiful Journey a piece of wannabe creativity with a yawning hollowness at its center, or an A-list romance with some welcome aesthetic sensitivity? Like the outcome of a first date, it will ultimately be determined by chemistry.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s more akin to speed-reading from the SNL memoir library than experiencing the thrilling unevenness—the captivating try-whatever stupidity—of the actual live show. It’s inconsequential in all the wrong places.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 25, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Thematic muddles would matter less if Bumblebee delivered more as an action movie, but despite some neat car-chase complications, this series remains stubbornly averse to shaping its action barrages into satisfying set pieces.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 14, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The cross-cutting duet it builds to, with two people singing the same song separated by hundreds of miles, is a nice musical moment, but just that: a moment. Ideally, even a low-key romantic drama should have more than one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s nice that The Legend Of Tarzan isn’t a nakedly mercenary franchise play that presumes dozens of sequels to come. (It’s also not a low-rent Casper Van Dien vehicle.) But it sure could use some money-grubbing set pieces to tie the genial silliness together.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
There is something half-satisfying and pacifying about Hubie Halloween. In true content-blurring Netflix fashion, Sandler has essentially made a likable children’s movie to babysit undemanding adults.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Really, this is a diverting kiddie movie that struggles most visibly when attempting to graft some kind of moral sensibility onto a story that – spoiler alert? – gets resolved by the good guys hitting the bad guys really hard.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 5, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Frustratingly, the movie is plenty likable when it’s not trying to show off its wistfulness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen’s comedies have often layered broad laughs with humanity and thematic ambition. Here, like Herschel and Ben, they aren’t especially convincing sharing the frame.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are any number of metaphorical applications for A’s condition, some implied more strongly than others, including trans struggles, gender fluidity...teenage desire to fit in, even accidental catfishing.... Every Day is sweet and sincere enough to remain open to these interpretations, but too gentle to assert itself into anything of real consequence.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
It never pushes far enough into that territory to distinguish its beautiful losers from the many addiction-movie characters that precede them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 14, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smith’s Omalu makes a compelling character, supported by his mentor Cyril Wecht (Albert Brooks) and former team doctor Julian Bailes (Alec Baldwin). But Concussion doesn’t crackle like the best whistleblower dramas.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Eventually, though, The Brothers Grimsby runs out of room to fully work as a hit-or-miss comedy — and perhaps most disappointing, doesn’t reserve any of its hits for co-stars Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson, Gabourey Sidibe, and Penelope Cruz; it’s a great, diverse female cast assembled to do not very much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
On the whole, The Aeronauts is a pretty good small-scale adventure movie. It’s also a pretty dull everything-else, the unceasing flashbacks providing multiple instances where telling might have been preferable to showing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is a movie that seems more interested in instruction and reassurance than pushing at or playing with sexual kinks. In other words, it’s ultimately about as sexy and unpredictable as a corporate performance review.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 25, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
While this movie version of Fischer does indeed suffer from mental health issues that make it difficult for him to form functional human relationships, one of the film’s strongest, most potentially surprising pleasures is the sight of Maguire playing both with and against his usual type.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
St. Vincent goes down easier than it probably should. It helps that Lieberher, though saddled with some cutesy movie-kid dialogue, makes a sweet and empathetic sidekick for Murray (he calls him “sir” constantly, like Marcie in old Peanuts strips), and that McCarthy, like so many gifted comedians, proves capable of playing it straight as needed.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The younger characters are so full of life, and the older ones so full of trenchant but predictable talking-point issues, that it sometimes feels like a middling movie encroaching on a good one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s an interesting approach to a fascinating story — yet it still can’t fully break free of its initial limitations.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s not necessarily a good thing to aim this kind of weaponized marketing at kids, it’s also silly and colorful enough to nearly work as a live-action cartoon. It might rot brains, but perhaps not while regarding them with utter contempt.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whaley aims high for this sort of material, but his film, sweet as it is, gets a little too precocious.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Directors Kief Davidson and Daniel Junge drive home the company’s grown-up fan base by logging an amusingly eclectic array of celebrity testimonials: Ed Sheeran, Trey Parker, and NBA star Dwight Howard.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s little of the intimacy of Bahrani’s best work, and while the book has been described as dark-humored, the movie feels more like a typical prestige adaptation, hitting the key themes and scenes without finding an independent tone. Despite its obvious currency, it’s more yesterday than tomorrow.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 12, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is too vividly realized to be boring, but it spends a lot of time scrambling out of the gap between pulpy fun and serious allegory. It’s also hobbled by the fact that it’s very much, as the opening credits say, Part 1; no real resolution is offered by the end of its 155 minutes. It’s just half a movie.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
This makes The Final Girls an odd concoction: a semi-crude and not especially scary horror-comedy with some real emotional depth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Only in fits and starts does Together capture the electricity of live performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Moment doesn’t meet the gold standard of self-pitying emptiness set by The Weeknd’s Hurry Up Tomorrow, but it does share with that movie the sense that the gorgeous surface is performing a kind of vamping at the behest of a music-video-thin story.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 30, 2026
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