Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gray’s many fans will probably love Armageddon Time, and it may even win over some more neutral viewers who respond to his decidedly non-nostalgic look at a pivotal (and not especially promising) moment in U.S. history. But anyone who has found his movies less articulate than the ideas behind them will only get occasional respite here.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 13, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
In the best scenes, the filmmakers make the case that Queen’s musical decisions grew out of the musicians’ restless inability to fit in with either pop conventional wisdom or, sometimes, each other. The rest of the movie fits in all too well.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 23, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s not that The Amateur explores moral gray areas; it just swirls generic and weirdly apolitical spy-movie elements around until all that’s left is a watery blur, accidentally paying faithful tribute to studio mediocrities past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
As is, Cheatin’ offers little narrative or emotional advantage over watching a series of the director’s more concise works. At 76 minutes, it should play like a short feature. Instead, it’s more like an extra-long short.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a watchably low-key family adventure, but that’s a low bar to clear for Nancy Drew, so well-suited to function as a gateway text—to Sherlock Holmes, Veronica Mars, Philip Marlowe, Brick, House, Encyclopedia Brown fanfic... almost anything involving advanced noticing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie portrays Deanna’s rediscovery of a pre-mom life, and how she squares that freedom with her identity as a loving mother, with a lot of warmth, and its refusal to gin up tired conflicts or mawkish lessons is admirable. That does, however, leave Life Of The Party without much comic momentum.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite some white-knuckle moments, Dynamite slackens with each runthrough of its perma-climactic 15 minutes. In the world of global catastrophes, Bigelow increasingly resembles an unwitting tourist, just like the rest of us.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 1, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie keeps enough of Richard’s messy past off screen to feel like a hagiography with a few concessions, rather than a true warts-and-all portrait.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
If anything, Demons Strike Back is an even zanier and more kid-friendly affair than the Chow original. Yet without Chow’s unique strain of silliness, it also feels louder and more antic while covering less ground.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
None of the mounting dread is surprising, and only some of it is more effective than the average haunted-whatever picture. But Brahms himself remains an oddball delight.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 21, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though it opens with the studio’s seemingly mandatory voice-over setup, the story itself, adapted from the children’s book "The True Meaning Of Smekday," shows immediate conceptual audacity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Intentionally or not, Denial is perfectly timed to a season of insane conspiracy theories and feelings-based readings of facts.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s briskly paced and sometimes neat to watch in reality-bending 3-D, but none of it is quite as head-spinning as it should be. The movie doesn’t dare alienate its family base with genuine trippiness; instead, it pacifies with tedious familial backstory.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 24, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Don’t Look Up is both types of blunt: It makes no bones about exactly what the filmmakers think of climate-change deniers and social-media distractions, and it repeatedly blunts the impact of its satire by calling its shots early, often, and loudly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s deference to Diesel’s whims, sincerity, and ego all at once is part of its charm—though perhaps a smaller share of it here than in the past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie falls short of delivering a memorable experience of its own. Outside of confirming its stars’ presence, A United Kingdom is more valuable as history than filmmaking.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 8, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond its best little moments, the movie is addressing a serious issue, and it feels awfully churlish to complain that its earnest depictions of soldiers in psychological pain isn’t novel enough, or that Koale’s performance is a little shakier than Teller’s, or that the movie doesn’t have much to say about the Iraq War in particular, or that it eventually tries to pass off a lack of resolution as an abbreviated happy ending. But these stumbling blocks do stack up, standing in the way of Hall’s best intentions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like this doesn’t require 30 Rock’s joke density or silly streak, but it’s surprising that Fey and Carlock’s satirical eyes aren’t a little more alert.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Mr. Holmes has moments of palpable regret and loss, but visually speaking, it looks like a blandly touching movie about a lonely old man who befriends a scrappy kid and learns about the magic of storytelling. Eventually, that’s the unexciting destiny it fulfills.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, what seemed like a lovely rumination starts to sound more like poetry refashioned as prose.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Dark Fate serves as a case study for the difficulty of crafting a satisfying follow-up to a pair of certified classics, a process that seems to involve constant toggling between hopelessness and insisting that all is not lost. As such, it’s hard to blame Cameron for keeping his old series at arm’s length. It’s also hard to stay interested in a franchise that looks, with each inessential sequel, more and more like a doomsday prepper rephrasing the same old prophecy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 22, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
So squarely old-fashioned that it’s a little jarring to notice that many of the characters have smartphones.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 17, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers figure out how to make a creepy kid chilling again, then stop short, closing the case too early. In other words, they’ve got an underachiever on their hands.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when the movie focuses on its imagery rather than its plot mechanics, it seems intent on covering its bases rather than committing to a particular look or mood.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With his English-language debut, Blood Ties, Canet takes on material of even less interest to today’s big studios, constructing something much more ambitious than a straight thriller — a sprawling familial crime drama, heavier on relationships than chases or shoot-outs.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The laughs don't linger, even within individual scenes. What remains, reinforced by a set of end-credit outtakes, is the sense that Sudeikis, Day, Bateman, and Pine had a really good time making a sort of okay movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Concrete Cowboy is visually engaging, and might appeal to younger teenagers (its R-rating is primarily for language). But anyone already familiar with the dynamics of summer-vacation character-building may find it unsatisfying—even unconvincing.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers might claim the sexy superficiality as their whole point; if so, it’s a thin one. Chadwick and Stoppard seem to be making a movie about the impulsivity of desire, but they never dig into those feelings beyond depicting them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 1, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Christian Swegal’s film is most effective in its early, character-study moments, as it leaves the audience to discover that Jerry, for all of his confidence, has a worldview informed by absolute nonsense.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The most retro thing about the remake is its specific, outdated utility: If anyone still patronizes video stores with hard copies, and if those stores don’t happen to have the original Poltergeist (or Insidious) in stock on a Friday night, this version might do the trick.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 22, 2015
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