Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of The Roses languishes in second gear, with glints of amusement (Colman doing an Ian McKellan impression; the Englishness of punctuating or preceding insults with “darling”) that only accumulate in a way that makes the movie feel a little safe, compared to the genuine rancor and bitterness of the earlier film.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Well into his late period, Campbell still knows his way around a crisp cut, but sometimes that’s most noticeable in Cleaner when he’s not directing action at all – which is a surprising amount of the time.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Honor Society never gets a handle on its comedic bona fides, but its faux-irreverent tone does allow for a satisfying con-style turn as Honor struggles to keep her new maybe-fake friends under her control.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 1, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of sequels, it feels the need to go bigger and brasher even as it repeats much of its predecessor. And so despite a streaky-canvas animation style that fuels the characters’ momentum, it eventually feels like a whole lot of pirouettes and flips around a security system that isn’t really there.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Within the framework of grueling training exercises that never seem quite as difficult as the movie tries to make them sound, Space Cadet has some dumb fun. It pushes its luck big time when it moves into a hasty Armageddon knockoff that this movie has neither the budget nor the gravity to pull off.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, Double Tap does recapture the original film’s tossed-off delights. It’s been revived with so many of the original actors and filmmakers for that express purpose. But this particular sequel suggests that in another 10 years, there won’t be much left to reanimate.- The Verge
- Posted Oct 17, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
One point in favor of Bruckner’s new Hellraiser is that it takes some time before it feels truly lost.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anchored by the filmmaker’s coming out as a trans man about a third of the way through the film, Chasing Chasing Amy has an undeniably sweet and well-intentioned story to tell about its maker, but Rodgers comes across as a little self-fascinated in a familiarly youthful way, like he’s taking an extended selfie at a fan convention.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Novocaine starts with a premise that is Crank-like in its absurdity, deepens it with feeling, and then rams full speed ahead through a litany of stupidities.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ritchie’s film is less infatuated with displays of All-American bodily sacrifice than movies like Lone Survivor and 13 Hours, but it still keys into a kind of performative, manly anguish.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The dead air in the movie’s opening section is intentional, yet there are moments where Final Cut, the movie you’re actually watching, feels off – not through outright incompetence, but the eerie, imitative quality of a too-soon-too-little remake. Call it undead air.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 13, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Exploring the mechanics of this epochal event is a great idea, led by a memorable performance from Domingo, that somehow still manages to render the protest march as flat and lifeless as any obligatory TV-movie checklist.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Theoretically, it’s a solid generator of comic tension, with a clear timeline taking the production through rehearsals, tech, dress, opening night, and beyond. But Peretti dices these segments into so many blackout sketches that the whole thing feels as weirdly protracted and repetitive as the frequent slow-mo shots Peretti inserts for reasons beyond my understanding.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 23, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Hell of a Summer is supposed to spoof the horror movies it resembles, it never settles on a satirical point of view from which to approach them. If it’s supposed to actually imitate them, well, even worse; the original Friday the 13th is no classic, but it’s got a damn sight more atmosphere than this.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ghosted is a little breezier and less blatantly synthetic than the plastic Red Notice or the smirky Gray Man, but put together these failed attempts at action-packed romance still feel like a psy-op for the superhero industrial complex: With star vehicles like these, maybe movie stars will have to stay in capes forever.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 20, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie looks a little like a lost Tony Scott project, but not quite enough — the style isn’t as tactile. Most of its ridiculous conviction comes from Diesel. He’s given plenty of better performances, but here he’s especially convincing in the role of a guy who legitimately believes he has nothing better to do.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tom & Jerry feels freer in its moments of unbridled cartoon silliness than it ever does when it’s attending to its human plotting. It’s yet another hybrid where the overlit crumminess of live-action tries and fails to rescue animation from its own artistry.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The film isn’t especially scary, but it has a creepy, pervasive grimness, well-acted by the impressive ensemble.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the time, though, How to Train Your Dragon’s live-action craft fails to match the equivalent in its animated counterpart, even with original filmmaker Dean DeBlois on hand for his live-action feature debut.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
A Good Person winds up with the ambition of a novel, but little of the richness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Steeliness comes naturally to, say, Jennifer Lawrence, but when Woodley unleashes the occasional voice-cracking battle cry, it generates tension between her desire for revolution and her utter believability as a teenager with more earnest ideals than ruthless training.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like its predecessors, Venom: The Last Dance has a little fun in the meantime. But in the end, it’s just a writhing symbiote waiting for a host that never shows up.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 23, 2024
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