Jesse Hassenger

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For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jesse Hassenger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 91 American Honey
Lowest review score: 12 Asking for It
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 802
802 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The result is lingering and unsatisfying uncertainty over whether this is a standalone novelty, a multiversal course correction, or a genuine send-off. Even its satire feels micromanaged. Wade Wilson can still bounce back with ease, but even in its diminished state, superhero bullshit remains a formidable foe.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Uncharacteristically true to his word, Peter does less insufferable blathering this time around, but the subtitle The Runaway still threatens the audience with a better time.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Before the opening credits have finished rolling, voice-over narration is lamenting the distance that can grow between even the tightest of friendships and hyping up the audience for a reunion of characters who have barely been introduced. It may be shameless, but it’s honest.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Lively has become an expert at creating the impression that at some point, the movie behind her will come together. All I See Is You comes closer than "Adaline," but its adult intentions don’t go far enough.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Whatever its faults, this is a nice movie, a crowdpleaser best experienced with an appreciative audience.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Absent cleverness, Collet-Serra offers some comfort for weary eyes, like the flashes of silent black-and-white footage of the stars shot with Lily’s newfangled movie camera. At the risk of sounding like a critic from a way-old demographic, Jungle Cruise works best when it leans in this more old-fashioned direction.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    As much as the movie sidesteps biographical conventions with its narrow frame and playful tone, it can’t avoid a separate cliché that plagues this sort of material: Elvis & Nixon is basically a diverting TV movie given a theatrical release.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The Current War employs actors capable of their own eccentric stylizations, and gives them very little leeway to make the material their own. Gomez-Rejon keeps snatching it back with every offbeat composition idea he can muster.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    This 73-minute speech isn’t really much of a movie, and as advocacy it’s unlikely to reach Trump-leaning voters. But as a case for Clinton aimed at third-party supporters who are convinced they couldn’t stomach casting a ballot for her, it might turn a few heads.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Moore and Jenkins are obviously aiming higher than a self-aware noir pastiche, or at least something off to the side of one. Yet those elements of the movie are a lot more enjoyable than sort-of-dream sequences featuring yet another guy in clown makeup.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Overconfidence in the face of mediocrity is something Ferrell usually satirizes. This time, he’s more of a participant.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Love, Simon is touching as a gesture. As entertainment, it’s nothing Degrassi hasn’t done better.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    While it is something of a comedy, Joshy is also serious, and its comic actors follow suit.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Late Night is admirably eager to address the messy problems of the comedy world, but it ultimately can’t stop cleaning up after itself.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s a movie about a toxic relationship that digs into the harrowing psychological details of mental and verbal abuse without exploiting it. It’s also a single-minded PSA picture — indie portraiture with hardly any identifying details filled in.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Intentionally or not, Farrant and her screenwriters leave a hole at the center of their film.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The emotional impact is ultimately surprisingly muted; she dies too soon, and the movie ends. Then again, it’s hard to blame anyone for assuming that consistent access to Radner’s voice, in moments both public and candid, would be enough. She radiates such joy, all these years later, that it nearly is.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    In other words, 12 years have elapsed since the last Bridget Jones movie. A skinnier, more put-together Bridget isn’t necessarily a more interesting character; she’s a little more "Sex And The City" this time out, however incrementally.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Here is a film that manages to be observant without being especially insightful—without deepening thematically beyond the observation that inner city life can still be really, really lousy for everyone involved.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    By focusing on Mary (the subject of its source material), the film feels lopsided, especially without any other interesting characters apart from Elizabeth.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The techniques of the movie, then, are sound. Wan still moves his camera and composes his shots with a patience that belies his dank Saw origins. But the cinematography isn’t as virtuosic this time around.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Henson saw potential in Spinney that he proceeded to realize over the course of many years. I Am Big Bird only has 90 minutes to cover the basics.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Five Nights In Maine’s grieving has a short-story quality, and many movies would do well to follow that model.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Even Dafoe, seemingly incapable of a false note or forced delivery, ultimately must fall in line with the movie’s broad-arc predictability.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Early on, Steadman talks about his humor needing to have a “slightly maniacal” edge. For No Good Reason has no such thing; it’s gently informative and amusing the whole way through.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Amulet attempts to yoke together serious drama with over-the-top genre satisfaction. Instead, it winds up tying itself in unsatisfying knots.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The idea that movies can easily lose 10 or 15 minutes of running time to curry favor with impatient audiences is often patently absurd, yet nearly every single scene in Scare Me feels some degree of overlong.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    As tedious as Rocketman is when it’s going through the biographical motions, it’s equally delightful when it launches into something most rock movies pointedly avoid: full-on musical numbers.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Gray’s many fans will probably love Armageddon Time, and it may even win over some more neutral viewers who respond to his decidedly non-nostalgic look at a pivotal (and not especially promising) moment in U.S. history. But anyone who has found his movies less articulate than the ideas behind them will only get occasional respite here.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    In the best scenes, the filmmakers make the case that Queen’s musical decisions grew out of the musicians’ restless inability to fit in with either pop conventional wisdom or, sometimes, each other. The rest of the movie fits in all too well.

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