Appropriately enough, InuYasha plays like self-insert fan fiction: It's just as trite and doubly as embarrassing. [Feb 2005, p.85]

Painfully amateur and slow. [June 2002, p.101]

It doesn't offer anything new to the genre, it's not cheap enough to be considered a bargain-basement alternative to anything, and it has about as much personality as cabbage. [Sept 2004, p.92]

The monotony of item collecting will turn anyone off long before frustration over poor control sets in. [May 2005, p.96]

Virtually unplayable. [Nov 2001, p.152]

Worthless combos, horrible-looking characters, poor level design, inexcusably low production value (no speech...at all), and absolutely pathetic special attacks that take five seconds to complete. [Sept 2004, p.97]

DICE is so utterly amateurish it's almost depressing. Stay very, very far away. [Nov 2005, p.96]

Terrible…let’s face it, driving straight for seconds at a time can’t be the basis for a great video game. [Feb 2002, p.117]

It’s dreadfully ugly and unredeemingly unfun. [Mar 2002, p.110]

Crap aiming and a crap camera combine with boring, nonsensical missions to translate into horrid gameplay for the main story.

Horrible joke of a driving game...created for the cheesecake, and the cheesecake alone. [Apr 2002, p.109]

In the ongoing competition for the PS2's worse title, this game undershines them all.[Oct 2002, p.147]

Am I the only one who is seriously creeped out by the idea of hearing a sexy woman's voice making doubles entendres while I'm reeling in a freaking fish? [July 2002, p.103]

Lord, even the graphics are terrible. How can you have terrible graphics in a mini-golf game? [Feb 2002, p.117]