Happy Puppy's Scores

  • Games
For 471 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
Lowest review score: 20 Gold and Glory: The Road to El Dorado
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 34 out of 471
471 game reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The experienced wave racer will find nothing but frustration and disappointment.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The challenges are too weak. The game moves way too slow.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The lack of a franchise mode kills the replay value. The graphics are so-so.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    While the graphics are some of the best that I have seen in a racing title for a nex-gen system, this does not compensate for the fact that Driving Emotion Type-S has unrealistic physics that debilitate the overall enjoyment of the game.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Tack on a "Police Academy's" worth of god-awful zingers, third-grade-level dialogue, and "witty" remarks so sour they'd curdle milk, though, and you've got the makings of a highly playable, thick 'n' chunky piece of interactive fromage.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Though exceedingly difficult, this title's still a rollicking good time.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Worst of all is the voice of Volcan, an anime reject who unfortunately happens to be everywhere. Imagine Spritle from "Speed Racer" with a limitless supply of sugar and caffeine--and a bad cold--and you get the idea.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The gaming equivalent of a four-day candy and soda binge: nothing substantive, you know it's terrible for you, and you'll hate yourself afterwards. In fact, you hate yourself while it's going on, but it's such tasty junk that you just can't stop.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you're looking to feel bored and frustrated, pick up Sonic Shuffle.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    An entertaining, mission-based driver with hilarious commentary and fairly engrossing gameplay. This is definitely a sleeper hit for the aging PlayStation.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Forget about your outside game--it's next to impossible to sink a trey. And the acid-trip free throw meter will have you wondering what the 989 gang was huffing when they thought it up.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    What LucasArts has done is create a traditional console title with little regard for computer game-specific enhancements. So while BfN doesn't flirt overly much with the Dark Side, Jedi masters take heed; unless pure, unadulterated melee sounds like a plan, this incredibly basic blaster will send shivers down your lightsaber.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The novel point scoring system makes for intense play.
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    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game is repetitive, no doubt, but there are enough challenges to make it worth a sitting or two.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It doesn't feel like you're playing pool, and these have got to be the most outdated-looking graphics seen on the PlayStation2.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    After prodding through this journey over the past week, I can assure hopeful N64 players that this game isn't worth your time, money, or effort.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    This game should have never left the training room.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Dinosaur tries so hard to be a good game for kids, but it just falls flat on its face due to the control issues. I can't imagine kids playing this game for long periods of time; it is so complicated for the wee people that it's more of a hassle than anything else.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The 3D engine is quite good, the interface is top-notch, and the gameplay itself stays within the standard mold of the genre; it just doesn't try to reach for anything beyond the mold. Or, if it did, it got mired along the way in a swamp of mediocrity from which there was no escape.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Uninspiring and bland gameplay, load screens while racing (seriously), unresponsive control, and horribly outdated graphics.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Having played it, I found it to be pretty enjoyable, if only for a few scatterbrained hours. It could, however, be the perfect kids game for the N64.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The construction sounds and repetitive voice samples may get on your nerves after a while, but this is a minor shortcoming.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A generic cart racer, even with those blue bastards behind the wheel. The only saving grace is the price tag.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's a curio--something to buy if you find yourself overcome with Olympic fever; just bear in mind that it'll be in the bargain bin in just a couple of weeks.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The fact of the matter is that the gameplay in this ramshackle title pales in comparison to these top-selling greats, as does its unpredictable design, boring multiplayer modes (deathmatch, pass the bomb, etc.) and outdated engine.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    For the true believer, it's all worthwhile when Ash cranks up his trusty chainsaw and lets loose with a hearty, "Yo, tree bitch. Let's go."
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Until SCEA sits down and actually works to iron out some of the game's bugs and takes steps to improve the realism, GameDay will be mired in Madden's shadow for many seasons to come.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Looks like a guppy of a fishing game indeed.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The added bonuses in gameplay, such as critical hits and non-linear play, are what make this game definitely worth checking out. So get out your dancing shoes, and start slashing to the beat.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    From the graphics to the execution to the gameplay mechanics, America is the poorest excuse for a real-time strategy game I've seen.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The PS2's first college hoop game doesen't blow the roof off the arena.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Like a mixture of "Mario Kart" and "Motor Toon GP," RC Revenge Pro's pint-sized racing terrors are armed to the teeth, delivering a totally lighthearted, fun and competitive racing experience.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If only this game had the good control and the creative puzzles of "Resident Evil," it might have been a damn fine game. Of course it's not a damn fine game. It's a pretty bad one, but at least it's short.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    I never thought hitting someone with a lead pipe could be so boring.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    To make a painfully long story short, even at a $20 price point, you won't eke a smidgen of amusment out of this product, unless you receive it as a white elephant gift.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Unless you're obsessed with playing with little green men and don't think you're going to be abducted in the near future, stay well away.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    It has plenty of good stuff going for it, but a long list of problems keeps it from being anything other than merely decent.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Klutzy controls and instructions, tiresome micromanagement, and uninspired audio are wearying once the novelty of the game has worn off.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Your outfielders are all apparently modeled after Greg Luzinski, because they each can only cover about ten feet of territory.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Credit should be given to Infogrames for even producing a volleyball game, but Power Spike's a bit like getting sand in your shorts -- not much fun at all.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    BMX isn't a bad game, it just doesn't do anything fresh to get a jaded player excited.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A stress buster with mindless fun.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    You will be subject to gruelingly slow frame rates. I will not hesitate to drop you below 20 frames per second. I will blur the graphics until your eyes hurt. You will play bland level after bland level without so much as a whimper.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Not only does it look gorgeous, but it does a remarkable job of bringing the surfing experience home. Unfortunately, it also brings the frustration and lack of variety that straight surfing brings, which leads to its inevitable failure in the fun category.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The poorest excuse for a hockey game ever created. Not even the nice-looking player models can save this game from the recycle bin.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    More of a rental than a purchase, unless you're a huge football fanatic who requires every pigskin video game.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The biggest problem area in Mike Tyson Boxing is the controls. They're not completely unresponsive, but there is a definite delay that affects the overall gameplay and fluidity of the game.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    More than likely to go the way of it's real-life ancestors -- except that no one's going to be looking for it so much as six weeks from now, much less a billion years.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The control is a little clumsy, and there are a few bugs that'll drive you to drink.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    In and out of the ring, this product's nothing more than a jobber staring down the most brutal tag team ever to represent the "sport": "WWF Wrestlemania 2000" and "WWF Royal Rumble."
    • 43 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Oh, I forgot to mention the horribly painful control and the truly pathetic graphics. Yep, definitely a Cruis'n title.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Cloggy, rutty, a little bit old, and just a little too safe -- precisely the sensations one is trying to avoid with a game based on motocross.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    If you're desperately searching for a good motorcycle racing title, dust off the old Genesis and plug in "Road Rash." At least you'll have some fun with that.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The graphics may be lackluster, but the music is worse.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    To clarify, it's your typical boy-meets-scrap-parts-that-will-eventually-become-a-killing-machine tale, minus any compelling death scenes or token nudity shots.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's a shame that the developers didn't polish "Rally Challenge 2000" a bit before they sent it out the door, because it has a really cool racing engine at its core.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In an attempt to please everyone, the game's standard may be that of the lowest common denominator. At least the book is included in the package.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If you haven't seen the game, prepare to witness some of the weakest graphics this side of the millenium. The 3D characters are nothing but big blocks of pixel.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A singularly unpleasant experience. The AI is unremarkable, as is the series of challenges and tests you must go through to unlock all the vehicles and tracks.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Horrible control, lousy graphics, and a migraine-inducing frame rate all add up to one of the worst games on the market. If you want skateboarding action, just stick to Tony Hawk.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    One of the deepest games ever created. Too bad all the time spent with the options couldn't have been devoted to gameplay instead.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    When reviewing a game, I usually try to emphasize at least a few good points along with the bad, but in this case, I can honestly say that this game truly sucks.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Maybe there are fans of the movie who would have their interests piqued by this title, but those fans should do themselves a favor and buy The Road to El Dorado coloring or sticker books. They would be just as fun and as interactive as the game.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Falls into the same category as the Double Filet-O-Fish--while it may seem like an extraordinary idea at first, it eventually morphs into a complete catastrophe.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Quite simply the worst game of hoops I've every played.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The Hector "Macho" Camacho of boxing games: lots of style and flash, but no punching power.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Fans of the cartoon obviously aren't sick of the Batman premise, but that doesn't mean they'll be able to tolerate this game.
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    • 40 Critic Score
    A product that feels like a half-finished heap o' crap.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    After spending some time in front of the tube playing this game, I was left wondering, "Is that it?"
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    The graphical update this gives the game is mighty impressive, even if it takes away a little bit of GT2's character.

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