eToychest's Scores

  • Games
For 1,217 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
Lowest review score: 10 Drake of the 99 Dragons
Score distribution:
1217 game reviews
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you like deliberately subjecting yourself to frustration for little or no reward, surrounded by a group of idiots mocking you, super glue a coin to the ground and attempt to pry it away while screaming obscenities at the top of your voice. It'll be cheaper than wasting your money on this.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    You spend too much time learning patterns, and not enough just running around blow stuff up.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    All I can safely say about the target audience is I'm not in it, and dollars to donuts neither are you.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    So is it worth your 50 Messetas? If you like shooters, or are a collector of Atlus titles, I’d have to give a resounding yes. For anyone else, I’d call this one a renter. It’s easily completed in a weekend.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    An interesting ride that takes only a few short hours to complete. Even with a few unlockable items, and a rather inane multiplayer romp that is forgotten almost before it begins, this game seems destined for obscurity.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While there is nothing profoundly wrong with the game, it doesn’t put a unique twist on the game, it doesn’t have a large or comprehensive cast of characters, and it doesn’t look nearly as good as the competition.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There are some bright points, such as an abundance of moves, and some interesting levels, but this is overshadowed by bland presentation and disjoined gameplay.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Merely an average action platformer. There are some bright points, such as an abundance of moves, and some interesting levels, but this is overshadowed by bland presentation and disjoined gameplay.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The racing in Cars is fun and accessible for children, and the story is appropriate for all ages, but frustrating mini-games and lack of direction at key points in a children's game are both unforgivable oversights.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This game just sullies the name of Fallout, and cheapens it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A disappointment on all ends. Failed potential seeps from every area, and as the game drags on, the realization that it doesn't get any better starts to sink in.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Like the cartoon series, this installment seems to be made with the same cookie-cutter mold and offers very little innovation or change.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    In all, if you are a fan of Texas Hold'Em, as I am, you will find some enjoyment in this game. Even so, the game wears thin on you after a short while. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this to anyone. The game is simply too vacant for it to warrant a purchase.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Despite the unnatural and unexplained control system, some graphical anomalies and downright terrible voice acting, True Crime: Streets of LA does manage to expand upon the open-ended style of Grand Theft Auto and others like it in some considerable ways. It’s a shame that the complex default control setup and strange camera behavior give such a negative first impression.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This game is terribly flawed, but it has really pretty graphics, excellent voice acting, and great sound. I tried to like this game. I really did. I wanted to like it, but I just couldn't. I suffered through the cliched puzzles, game-killing bugs, and constant crashing, because the story is actually fairly interesting.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's just so painfully average that its few big problems (i.e., random maps and questionable controls) really drag down the entire product.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    So much of what made these games great has been lost simply due to the change of venue, and that is truly unfortunate.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Nothing here will leave a strong impression one way or the other, and perhaps that in and of itself is a negative.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A mediocre game, complete with pedestrian graphics and controls. It boasts no impressive innovations, and dubious balancing issues ruin any chance at gameplay variety.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While somewhat interesting in parts, most players will be only marginally amused by the effort, while those who grew up on the source material will be more inclined to come away feeling sadly disappointed.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    In the end, Spy vs. Spy fails to innovate-nothing sets it apart from the Sly Coopers and Maximos of the action genre, except for its mediocrity.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Those looking for a puzzler will be aggravated by the sub-par platforming, and those looking for platforming will be disappointed by the inclusion of mandatory Monkey Ball puzzles.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It plays the role of an updated "Final Fight" clone quite well, but the lion’s share of today’s gamers demand a little more depth for their hard earned money.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    While it does have its great moments, it doesn't accomplish more than what the animated series already has.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    The game tries to do too many things rather than focus on perfecting a single facet of the gameplay, and as a result Mario Tennis: Power Tour just misses the mark and ends up serving up a shallow, forgettable game.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    A textbook example of something that must have looked great on paper, but whose actual implementation fell apart in almost every conceivable way.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Players looking for the Rush series they grew up on in the arcades will come away disappointed at this game's inability to offer consistent high flying races, while fans of games like "Midnight Club 3" who are looking for the next big underground racing game will no doubt find Rush's take on the subgenre amateurish at best.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Sure, it's a bit slow compared to Mario Kart, and yes the lion's share of the tracks are fairly forgettable, but the potential is there. However, there is just so much extra flotsam that the game forces you to navigate through to get at even the marginally fun bits that it hardly seems worth it.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    It can be fun for a while, but in the end the sheer tedium of the whole affair will turn gamers’ attention elsewhere.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Players looking for the Rush series they grew up on in the arcades will come away disappointed at this game's inability to offer consistent high flying races, while fans of games like "Midnight Club 3" who are looking for the next big underground racing game will no doubt find Rush's take on the subgenre amateurish at best.

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