Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Lowest review score: 10 C.O.R.E.
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Don’t quote me on this, but putting this game in your system may actually make all of your other games less fun. There is simply not an ounce of joy in this product, and I can’t recommend it to anyone, at all, ever.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For those gamers that were fans of the original from a single player aspect, Rise of the Witch King doesn't really add that much more such it should grab your attention. For die-hard Lord of the Rings fans, the minimal content additions will likely be enough.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Splinter Cell: Double Agent on Wii is definitely workable and even enjoyable, but you've got to work for it and and that may turn a lot of people off.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    The multiplayer portion of the game is practically a game unto itself. Most matches quickly develop into fragfests – gone is any semblance of tactical approach.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Despite some satisfying leap-tall-buildings-in-a-single-bound moments above the skies of Metropolis and providing the best Superman adventure yet (again, not saying too much, if you examine the history of Superman games) with some moments of solid adventuring before getting too repetitively stale, Superman Returns just isn't that super.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A huge disappointment. The general concept is decent, but the game never evolves past that. The controls are frustrating, and the aesthetic / story of the game is such a yawn fest that only those with tremendous patience will be able to persevere for more than ten minutes at a time.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Interestingly, it’s the game’s inability to escape certain problems of previous games, like cameras and finding hotspots, as well as clinging onto the standard Zelda formula of traveling from dungeon to dungeon on a grandiose collectation that holds the game back. Despite this, it is still a must-have for anyone who owns, or is thinking of picking up a Wii.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Progress through Excite Truck doesn't just mean winning races. Performing rad power slides, collisions, tree runs, or massive air will earn you stars...(I can't believe I wrote "rad.")
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Spike has done a great job making a game for Dragon Ball Z fans – possibly the ultimate Dragon Ball Z game, with loads of extras and 120 playable characters – but its shallow fighting engine, extremely difficult Wii controls, and mediocre camera positioning will bar all but the most diehard fans of the series.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It’s interesting, as the main game is very well suited to the more traditional gaming crowd, while the mini-games are a great distraction for casual gamers.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Enough venom. Don’t buy the DS version of Tomb Raider Legend.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    The single-player is great and the multi-player is even better.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Lowbrow humor aside, Raving Rabbids still succeeds in being a far more compelling party game than a lot of its competition on the Wii.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, accessible and straightforward and worth checking out if you’re a fan of either the genre or source material.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The cruel irony is that the game is going head-to-head with another iNiS developed title, Nintendo’s "Elite Beat Agents" – which not only has deeper game mechanics, but is plenty longer and a lot more fun too.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    While EA will probably never make another Mutant League game of any sort, NFL Street 3 ensures that the game of football can still be irreverent and entertaining at the same time.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    NFL Street 3 reaches a lofty level of “Chad Johnson-ness” for its outrageousness and over-the-top gameplay along with the nice embellishments of new modes and moves, but a sometimes-aggravating camera, lackluster graphics not up to the level of its console brethren and handheld controls that don’t entirely feel responsive as they should be deflate any game ball that you could have potentially handed out to NFL Street 3.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Eragon does a good job of trying to emulate a classic style of game, and at times, it almost succeeds. But even at its best, it's no more than a clone, which is coincidentally, the same issue with the Eragon novel.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For fans of the book and movie, Eragon might be one of those games that you pick up mainly because you've already got the book and have pre-ordered the movie on DVD, but don't expect much from this game once you actually fire it up.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Even fans of the DOA might want to think twice about picking up a copy of Xtreme 2. Although the eye candy may send your eyes into a diabetic shock, that’s about all there is here.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s one of the most unique strategy/sim titles to appear on a console in recent memory, and fans of those genres should definitely consider giving it a look, however old they are.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Another negative aspect that many seem to overlook is that Gears of War doesn't sway very far from traditional action/shooter standards; there's not a whole of innovation here.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The entrancing graphics and addictively bizarre gameplay help define Every Extend Extra as a fantastic game, but the $20 price tag ensures its status as one of the best values on the PSP.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    While the single player campaign isn’t a drastic improvement over previous versions of the series, the multiplayer goes the distance, providing one of the best experiences available on Xbox Live.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Technical hiccups side, Project 8 is as solid as it ever was, and Neversoft is slowly but surely improving the formula without diluting it.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Combined Assault feels much more like an expansion pack than a full sequel. The single player game once again doesn’t show much improvement, while the online play shines.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    If you only buy a handful of games each year Elite Beat Agents should be among them. It’s fun, plain and simple.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    There is a lot to do and you'll get every penny's worth.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    A good first effort from Orbital Media -- with some tweaks any possible sequel could be turned into a franchise of sorts. It's a decent enough game, but it could use even more new ideas to truly stand out.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For as simplistic as the gameplay seems, there's a simple old school pleasure in dungeon hacking that makes Children of Mana so appealing, even if there are some occasional annoyances.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The presentation, sound, and much of the story create a very lush, vibrant world that is waiting to be explored. However, the monotony of the battles, and how the story falls apart near the end make it more difficult to enjoy the game in the long run.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    $30 for a barebones package that doesn't have nearly the addictive qualities or visual panache of other games in its genre is a bit steep.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    While many may miss the always-around-the-next corner, full-force police chase excitement from Need for Speed Most Wanted, Need for Speed Carbon still provides an adrenaline speed-rush with the spectacularly exhilarating drift racing down the curvaceous canyon roadways.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Besides just being fun and funny (I found the Pitfall mini-game hilarious for some reason) for Marvel fans, there’s enough here to warrant keeping the game in rotation long after its release.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Barrels explode, smoke, environmental damage (i.e. bullet holes), flying bodies… it’s all good. Provided you have the hardware that can handle it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The biggest change in Volume 2 is that the display now takes up the entire screen, instead of having the right side partitioned for a status bar. The rest of the additions aren't terribly exciting, unless you really find that collecting a stable of horses and elephants to be all that interesting.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's not a "AAA" title but it's one I can highly recommend to the under 12 age group.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In attempting to capture the essence of Tarantino's first masterwork, the developers mutilate it. By not bringing the rest of the original cast into the game, they leave all the heavy lifting to Michael Madsen, with predictable results.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While Magical Starsign offers a bit of amusement, and more than its share of chuckles, the actual game mechanics keeps it from being too engrossing.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Enough modernization to upgrade the old-school point & click adventure experience evenly mixed with the same amazing storytelling, humor and problem-solving challenges that the genre was known for make this a triumphant return for both point & click adventures and the zany duo of Sam & Max.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    For all of the claims by the mainstream media that this game is just like GTA, and will be a great harm to society’s moral fabric, the truth is far from it.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    My instinct is that, despite BE5’s flaws, it might have potential for modding or for higher quality sequels.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    If you’re a fan of the genre and you’ve got a friend who wants in on it too, then I really can’t think of any good reason not to grab this one immediately and dive into it.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    No, it doesn’t tread new territory that hasn’t been explored in a previous expansion, but nonetheless The Sims 2 Pets turns out to surprisingly be the most engaging and addictive expansion yet for The Sims 2.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    An excellent, nuanced and deep game that will certainly please fans of the genre. But with the warning that it is not for all tastes and sensibilities, and not for casual players looking to shoot up a few aliens.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I know that I don't fall in the demographic that American Dragon: Jake Long is aimed at, but even I can recognize a bad game, even if it is sprinkled with one or two points of interest.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    A solid story with accompanying satisfyingly gory and glorified GTA-esque Western gunplay along with added multiplayer and mini-game modes overcome a too-short story mode and just-barely-OK controls as Gun Showdown ride off into the sunset as a quality Western-themed adventure for the PSP.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    No matter how you tee it up, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07 is simply the best golfing game available today.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It certainly isn’t a hole-in-one for the Tiger Woods PGA Tour series gone portable, but with the career mode and enhanced online play more than making up for lackluster graphics and a dearth of mini-games (although there’s still a plethora of other golf-game modes), Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07 still makes the cut as the best PSP golfing game around.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    No matter how you tee it up, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07 is simply the best golfing game available today.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Clubhouse Games is not as cheap as a deck of playing cards, but it's more versatile -- it's worth it for the multiplayer options alone (if card games are your thing).
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For those of you diehard fans who can quote Scarface the same way other people quote Monty Python, Scarface: The World Is Yours is exactly the game you've been waiting for for the last quarter century.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Sounds good, looks good, takes about 40 – 50 hours from start to finish (plus more to complete the game 100%), it's filled with action, and is a good time for those that like being a criminal in a virtual sandbox.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Collectors of classic games could probably feel no remorse picking it up, but all others can safely give it a miss.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    If you enjoy sports-gaming league micromanagement like only EA can provide, along with amazingly solid soccer offline or online via Xbox Live, you'll get your kicks with FIFA 07.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Hardcore action players will be able to blow through El Matador in six or seven hours because the gameplay and level design are very straightforward; it can't measure up to the most current titles or the promise of upcoming titles like John Woo Presents Stranglehold.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Just Cause offer’s some interesting gameplay elements and is definitely worth checking out if you’re into sandbox style gameplay. The only real complaint that can be levied against Just Cause is its lack of depth and polish, which makes it better suited for a rental.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I found issues with the unit balance and the visual style of the units and buildings wasn't for me. The story line is campy and doesn't succeed at being engaging or funny in this style.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Feels like a half-hearted effort in a saturated genre that won’t be keeping the folks at Blizzard up at night.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While it's a solid game, and probably superior in most ways to its competitors, Caesar IV doesn’t do any one thing magnificently, and the sum of its qualities just don't elevate this classical game to classic status.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I know this is a bargain title, but I can’t come close to recommending Bold Moves to anyone other than the die hard Ford car fan.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Like most PSP games, Moto GP is pretty much the same as the Playstation 2 version, just smaller. While the translation is very well done, there’s nothing interesting and worthwhile unless you really need it in a portable format.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    While NBA Live 07 might not be starting-lineup material, it sits comfortably in the sixth-man spot, indulging its longtime fans of the franchise with another reliable rendition to get their "basketball jones" on.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Value for the buck-wise, Baten Kaitos is awesome. The main game takes between 35 and 40 hours to play through and side quests could add maybe five to eight hours to that.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game is pretty good graphically, but the music and great voice acting is where it really shines most.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's part of the "thug in a sandbox" action genre, so if you don't mind playing a criminal and can accept a few minor bugs here and there, The Godfather: The Game is a solid title.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Ultimately, it’s barely any better or worse than the ones that came before it – and probably after as well.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    For everyone else that got tired of the same repetitive gameplay years ago, there’s absolutely nothing to see here.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Overall, it’s a satisfying Pokémon romp. The perspective is a little different but the addictive turn-based battles and exploration are in full effect and still lots of fun.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    An evolutionary leap not just in RTS, but for video games in general.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Its presentation and slick detail are a credit to the developers, but the often laborious pace will put off those seeking more intensity in their RTS offerings.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    All things considered, I'd choose NHL 2K7 as the "champ" this year for hockey on the Xbox 360. But NHL 07 is close behind.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    All things considered, I'd choose NHL 2K7 as the "champ" this year for hockey on the Xbox 360. But NHL 07 is close behind.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    NHL 07 isn't much of an upgrade, save for the updated NHL roster, over its predecessor. And it does still commit a few unforgivable penalties for gamers, particularly the maddening A.I., which at times can be brilliant while at the same time being frustratingly dumb (especially the goalies), allowing ridiculously easy goals from far distances to find their way into the back of the net twine.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Each game barely lasts more than five minutes, making it an ideal pick-up-and-play game, and the arcade feel is likely to impress even sports games haters.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Gameplay additions this year feature just a few new components – driver ratings, the Adrenaline Meter, adjustable car handling – and they really turn out to be tweaks instead of innovations.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The game’s soundtrack is eclectic and solid but small.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    Yakuza is a top notch beat ‘em up with enough extras to flesh out the genre, and breath new life into it for a new generation.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It can be very difficult when it comes to playing for perfection, but the challenge is not always a deterrent, it can be seen as an opportunity to see if one can do it.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It doesn't feature the same level of changes of most expansion packs, but the strategic elements are sound and the campaign is long enough to justify the paltry $20US price tag.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    This is a phenomenal achievement on virtually every level.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    But it’s nice to see that Nintendo is at least vaguely on track with this series – maybe we’ll get a traditional entry next, and maybe this time they’ll let us configure the controls.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Dragon's Lair HD is purely for old school arcade players that want to relive the glory days, it's a perfect rendering of the action and gameplay of the arcade game, but it could have been so much more.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Despite just slightly tweaking last year's game, Madden NFL 07 proves to have enough Pro-Bowl caliber features to prove its dominance as the best football and one of the best sports video games around.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Nostalgic cameos and sweet pyrotechnics aside, Ninety-Nine Nights is ultimately a frustrating experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Though Dead Rising pulls its inspiration from the George Romero classic Dawn of the Dead, the expected hokiness of the plot and dialogue is surprisingly absent (same for any obvious social commentary).
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    FlatOut 2 is an above-average racing game, which means casual racing fans will feel satisfied with its features and gameplay. The more demanding hardcore racing fans -- those are the ones that mull "Forza Motorsport" in-depth -- won't be so happy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    No franchise was built in a day, and I’m afraid it might take another installment before CivCity Rome lives up to its potential.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    With forebodingly scary levels, huge end bosses and plenty of enjoyably hellacious, gory FPS gameplay, Painkiller: Hell Wars has enough quality features to blaze a fiery path into the Xbox library of shooter aficionados as it is one of the most devilishly pleasurable FPS titles on the Xbox.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 95 Critic Score
    Online play, new features, and completely perfect gameplay once again show everybody why NCAA Football 07 is always considered one of the best sports video games year in and year out.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    A fresh and exciting step forward in a market that always threatens to be staid and blinkered, and I hope future games will steal (not borrow) its innovation, its excitement and style.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Prey has enough setpieces to make it worth checking out, even if it’s not particularly compelling overall.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s not without minor flaws, but overall, it’s a really satisfying experience that broadens the horizons of console gaming.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The single-mindedness of the gameplay makes it easy to get into, but in the long term, the game has less to offer.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Although it lacks the depth of other portable soccer games, and the AI may be a bit too wussy for veterans, World Tour Soccer 06 is a great choice for less serious games due to its easy pick up and play nature.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    I cannot suggest a purchase to anyone except hardcore fans of the console versions due to the controls and crappy camera work.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The idea behind NFL Head Coach was an interesting one. But too many little flaws and deficiencies shelve the game on the nearly-unable-to-perform list, at least at the performance level it set out to reach.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    There are some great character designs and backgrounds (most noticeably in SFA2/SFA3). There are also some great character animations.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    But it more than makes up for that with a smoking-hot single-player adventure sure to provide one last summer sizzle on your Xbox.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If the Action / Real-Time Strategy hybrid seems like an interesting one you might like to try "Sacrifice" (which is about six years old), because while Rise & Fall: Civilizations at War tries hard to bring something new to the crowded RTS genre with it's Hero mode and naval battles, there are just too many downsides to the game to make it worth playing.

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