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Sky-MoondriftOct 13, 2016

Bliizard spent 50% if their budget on the movie, and the other 50% on bribing people for positive reviews.

The Warcraft game franchise must abide by the law and limits set by the universe itself. There could be only so much greatnessBliizard spent 50% if their budget on the movie, and the other 50% on bribing people for positive reviews.

The Warcraft game franchise must abide by the law and limits set by the universe itself. There could be only so much greatness before the equation must balance itself out.

Warcraft game = Neo
Warcraft movie = Agent Smith

IT WAS INEVITABLE!!!… Expand

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carnivorCactaeAug 8, 2016

- The "story" was forgettable, cramped into one movie
didn't come even near the epic proportions of WarCraft 3 & Frozen Throne!
- the music was boring and uninspired! Why didn't they use the orchestrated Version of the WC3-Soundtrack?!- The "story" was forgettable, cramped into one movie
didn't come even near the epic proportions of WarCraft 3 & Frozen Throne!

- the music was boring and uninspired!

Why didn't they use the orchestrated Version of the WC3-Soundtrack?!

- the characters were all forgettable and bland

- the CGI-Orcs are more convincing then the Humans!

- a cramped-in "love Story" out of nowhere

Only good thing were the fantastic animated Orcs.
But who cares? It doesn't make a good movie!

Whoever wrote and directed this garbage, should hang his head in shame
and just take a look at the really intriguing and gripping Story of unexpected alliances and dark powers and corruption of all from the WC3 Lore!… Expand

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KawaiJun 10, 2016

Effects... nice & yawn. Acting: Horrid. Writing: Horrid. Serious eyerolls await you. I guess it's ok for the fanboys or who are desperate to see their game in lights again, but overall... nah -It's a fail.

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Ramael_86Aug 23, 2016

Played all of the series RTS games and WOW a bit too.
Despite the fact that the movie tries, and for most part succeeds, to stay true to the lore....acting is horrible, screenplay is a joke, characters are deep as a puddle of water after aPlayed all of the series RTS games and WOW a bit too.
Despite the fact that the movie tries, and for most part succeeds, to stay true to the lore....acting is horrible, screenplay is a joke, characters are deep as a puddle of water after a few drops of rain.

Could have been much better with just a ctrl-c and ctrl-v from the original game dialogues.

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GetDaRekM8Jun 30, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What a surprise another bad video game based movie, probably the worst movie of 2016 till now, i mean Batman V Superman was better than this pile of garbage you call a movie. The events are so inconsistent with each other and made no sense, like where the hell did a bunch of magical wizards appear and why did the guardian open the portal in the first place. Second of all, A ROMANCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A ORC is completely illogical. Why the hell would you kill off one of the 2 main characters in the movie if you're planning a sequel. This movie was so dull and boring that is made sleep through 75% of it, the only semi decent scene in the movie is the final battle.… Expand

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BikbonJul 27, 2016

Good:
Cant think of anything off the top of my head

Bad:
The characters
The story
The music
The designs
The special effects

Oh actually, the CGI on the orcs was very good

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Lud0nMay 9, 2020

And they want to sell this 30/40EURS??
I cannot play the map from before and was forced to upgrade to this s**t, now everything is laggy (for no purpose) even in the menus. And experienced so many disconnects.. what a shame

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NoxiousJul 10, 2016

What a steaming pile of sht. It has nothing to do with mainstream critics not understanding that it's based on a game or high fantasy. From its technical standpoint, fluidity, continuity, trying-to-make-sense, sound, and everything inWhat a steaming pile of sht. It has nothing to do with mainstream critics not understanding that it's based on a game or high fantasy. From its technical standpoint, fluidity, continuity, trying-to-make-sense, sound, and everything in between, this film was a turd.… Expand

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Bo33yJul 10, 2016

Awful film. The acting was so abysmal anybody could have done it better. The scripting dialogue was an incoherent mess of random words that barely described its richer fantasy universe's history, and timeline providing little explanationAwful film. The acting was so abysmal anybody could have done it better. The scripting dialogue was an incoherent mess of random words that barely described its richer fantasy universe's history, and timeline providing little explanation behind content that was just supposed to happen and not very well, when it contained so many modern cliches, puns, and gags. The lore was also quite wrong, as this film was toned down for 6 year old's, instead of making it into a niche market gaining its cult gamer status from using more appropriate ratings. The CGI was okay if you consider that its affects were marketed for those 6 year old's, where even the Frostwolves are smiling, and the orcs scratch their heads talking like some other JarJar Bink's am such a dumb orc orc, don't worry the humans weren't any better check the king of Stormwind, white guy with a beard check and all those boxes are now complete, setting the acting, stage, nuance, tone and body language, not at all he has a beard so he can act. Epic fail.

In short this is a hamfisted Disney attempt at trying to turn a dying profit by selling the children more toys as they make another skylanders from using its barbie dolls. Otherwise I have absolutely no idea what I have had the displeasure of watching except for a giant puke fest that has me vomiting. Because there will be pandas and butterflies next time. Not the undead demigods blighting the realm

Avoid, or you will also be left wishing that a dark portal open, satanically consuming this audience… Expand

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MindSleepJun 11, 2016

If you're not a die-hard warcraft fan, then do yourself a favor and skip this one, you'll regret it ... nothing to see here.

This film is very boring , stupid and overrated fans . Actors do not play , the characters are not disclosed , theIf you're not a die-hard warcraft fan, then do yourself a favor and skip this one, you'll regret it ... nothing to see here.

This film is very boring , stupid and overrated fans . Actors do not play , the characters are not disclosed , the scenery looks behind by a couple of years .… Expand

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ChowdaOct 31, 2016

As soon as I saw the critics review at 32 that made sense.....when I saw User Reviews I laughed out loud..........8.3.........LOL.......this was the worst movie I have seen in years....and I have seen Pixels and the Ghostbusters......utterAs soon as I saw the critics review at 32 that made sense.....when I saw User Reviews I laughed out loud..........8.3.........LOL.......this was the worst movie I have seen in years....and I have seen Pixels and the Ghostbusters......utter garbage......utter garbage......I payed money to watch this and turned it off after an hour....I couldn't believe how fake the fighting was........I actually asked "Really....and I am not a valley girl."… Expand

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ScienceAdvisorSep 10, 2016

I am sullied and need to erase the last two hours from my memory. Let this review be the only record that I ever saw this lackluster mess of source material that could have been epic. Glad to see how easily discredited the viewers are withI am sullied and need to erase the last two hours from my memory. Let this review be the only record that I ever saw this lackluster mess of source material that could have been epic. Glad to see how easily discredited the viewers are with their 10/10s proliferating the rankings in a desparate attempt to qualify their appreciation for a great series of games, but betraying the fact that most non-professional reviewers are compromised by emotion and personal desire to be taken seriously.… Expand

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JohnKristoferJun 18, 2016

The praise is too high for some audiences and I agree this film is much better than any other video game movies which not saying much but also brings the horrible problems from those video game movies.The film suffers from pacing whichThe praise is too high for some audiences and I agree this film is much better than any other video game movies which not saying much but also brings the horrible problems from those video game movies.The film suffers from pacing which didn't transition well,moments that were certainly rushed and characters that are just there to have an exposition or they are there for the sake of the plot.The movie has so much potential but because of it's restrictions it absolutely failed to deliver anything to the table.… Expand

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SuperMax156Jun 12, 2016

This is pretty bad, not quite brokeback mountain bad, but pretty terrible all the same. Mind you, warcraft the game is crap too, so its not like the movie had much to go on, the fans will like it though

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moviestalkerJun 11, 2016

If you're not a die-hard warcraft fan, then do yourself a favor and skip this one, you'll regret it ... nothing to see here.

Probably the worst acting I've ever seen in my entire life. Every single actor really hates being in this movieIf you're not a die-hard warcraft fan, then do yourself a favor and skip this one, you'll regret it ... nothing to see here.

Probably the worst acting I've ever seen in my entire life. Every single actor really hates being in this movie and they don't even have the decency of hiding it. I wish I could say something about the plot, but I honestly had no idea what the hell they were even trying to do most of the time.… Expand

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Indubitabil12Jun 20, 2016

Blizzard I want my money back, who wrote this horrible script, its like they wasted most of their budget on CGI, this movie will ruin a future game to movie development, as usual Blizzards GREED ruins gaming.

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GriffinIIJun 12, 2016

This is truly a depressing experience. It’s rare to feel such pity for a major studio movie, but watching Warcraft bend over backwards to set up a sequel is like watching a desperate paramedic apply CPR to someone who’s clearly been dead forThis is truly a depressing experience. It’s rare to feel such pity for a major studio movie, but watching Warcraft bend over backwards to set up a sequel is like watching a desperate paramedic apply CPR to someone who’s clearly been dead for hours.… Expand

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moviemogul2335Jun 14, 2016

This is the worst movie I have seen in quite a while. People actually were getting up and leaving the theater at about the 40 minute mark. The acting was really awful and the armor and CGI just looked ridiculous. The plot jumped around soThis is the worst movie I have seen in quite a while. People actually were getting up and leaving the theater at about the 40 minute mark. The acting was really awful and the armor and CGI just looked ridiculous. The plot jumped around so much that unless you play the Game there is really no point in watching it as you will have no idea what is going on. What a dud.… Expand

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radulleSep 12, 2016

I love Warcraft ever since I was a child so I really had high hopes. Sadly they were crushed as soon as I watched opening scenes. Blizzard always had good story and direction in their games so I can't understand why they weren't able toI love Warcraft ever since I was a child so I really had high hopes. Sadly they were crushed as soon as I watched opening scenes. Blizzard always had good story and direction in their games so I can't understand why they weren't able to translate it to the big screen.… Expand

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DoomhammerOct 29, 2016

For the record:
I love Blizzard, and for the most part the entertainment products they have provided through the years are generally felt to be of high quality and standards.
This rating of Zero is more a symbolic gesture, meant to offsetFor the record:
I love Blizzard, and for the most part the entertainment products they have provided through the years are generally felt to be of high quality and standards.

This rating of Zero is more a symbolic gesture, meant to offset at least one of the auto-erotic-blizzard-is-infallable-and-my-life-is-empty-otherwise 10's

This movie was, in a hyphenated-word, Fan-Service.

Several other reviewers down here have made far more articulate points about How and Why this was a really...really...Really Bad Movie.

Do I truly believe it's a 'Zero' ... No. More like a high 2 or a low 3 with the weight of that resting solely on the incredible CGI team - but as stated above, this is really a symbolic review and rating meant to - at the very least - offset an undeserved 10 that was based on someone having a massive nerd-gasm rather than approaching it objectively.… Expand

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BroyaxSep 24, 2019

Quelle idée d'adapter une licence de jeux de merde au cinéma... avec des jeux de merde, ça ne peut donner qu'un film de merde, c'est pas compliqué à comprendre. Surtout quand le scénar pue le nanar avec en plus beaucoup de préoccupations duQuelle idée d'adapter une licence de jeux de merde au cinéma... avec des jeux de merde, ça ne peut donner qu'un film de merde, c'est pas compliqué à comprendre. Surtout quand le scénar pue le nanar avec en plus beaucoup de préoccupations du vivre_ensemble et son angélisme forcené qui va avec...

Car les Orques sont gentils en fait, sauf un vieux très méchant et pas gentil... les Orques sont mimis, tant qu'ils sont pas verdâtres et super vénères (comme Hulk) ! et à part ça tout le monde il est beau, il est gentil... Certes, ça se castagne quand même, à cause des Orques vilains (ceux qui sont pas mimis) mais ça reste propre, sans une goutte de sang...

Les acteurs sont à la fois nuls et mal dirigés, voire pas dirigés du tout et sont alors raccord avec l'histoire bidon, la mise en scène fade, pour ne pas dire gentiment médiocre et les effets numériques de pacotille... Tout cela est risible, si on pouvait y trouver matière à en rire bien entendu : mais même pas...… Expand

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LilkingnoarJul 24, 2021

The movie is an abomination. Rarely have I watched something so terrible that I had just had to wash my eyes with dishwashing liquid

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