Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: December 20, 2019
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mikeinvirginiaDec 24, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. All the Skywalkers are dead! What is the storyline now? Yes but Disney got their $200M. Absolutely pathetic story line and episode 9 was a disaster of a film. JJ couldn't even make a decent space battle. It was just a mess. Expand
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HTGamerDec 20, 2019
Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker is the tombstone of the franchise. Star Wars is done for as a premium series, it can't be saved by any number of new movies or TV shows, because Disney destroyed what made Star Wars special in theStar Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker is the tombstone of the franchise. Star Wars is done for as a premium series, it can't be saved by any number of new movies or TV shows, because Disney destroyed what made Star Wars special in the first place. It broke the concept of the Force, making everybody able to instantly become a Jedi Master with no training, something that goes against the very principles of life (you can't become good at something if you don't train a lot and don't have the talent). This trilogy of awful and pseudo "progressive" sequels should never have existed. If you think the prequels were bad just because of Jar-Jar Binks or Anakin Skywalker, the Disney sequels are even worse.

Episode IX comes after the disastrous (and dreadful) Episode VIII, so the producers and writers had to backpedal on everything that enraged fans and play it safe. Only they didn't have enough time to make a good script, so it's just a straight and mindless rush to the finale with no care or respect for the past.

Episode IX is actually a better movie than I expected, with all the mediocre reviews going around. It's better only because it merely relies on the nostalgia factor and fan service. Otherwise, it's just a rehash of everything we've already seen in past movies (including the dreaded Disney sequels).

The actual plot is some pile of horrible BS, absurd moments of stupidity, and some missed opportunities. I mean, there are a few pretty good ideas thrown around here and there (like the Rey-Kylo connection and dynamic), but they are never developed correctly, and are lost amidst the chaos and the cringe. There is simply too much stuff crammed in this movie, confusing even people like me who are used to crammed plots. It'd have been better to split this movie into 2 parts, delete the abomination of The Last Jedi from the face of the Earth while pretending it never existed (like the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978), and make 2 episodes of it.

One criticism I read in most professional reviews is about the "mistake of retconning Rey's parentage". It's actually the other way around. This retconning is the righting of an original huge mistake, and it's a pretty well done one, too, considering all that's happening in the movie.

The movie even somehow manages to end somewhat satisfyingly, despite all the chaos and cringe going on. At least I didn't leave cinema vomiting like when I watched the horrible Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. Only by watching the prequels/originals 3 times each was I able to get back to health in the last 2 years.

Overall, the Star Wars trilogy of sequels is a total artistic failure, no matter how many billions of dollars Disney make off them. Episode 1 had the memorable pod racing scene and the epic lightsaber battle of Qui Gonn Jin, Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul. Episode 2 had the invasion of the clones. Episode 3 had the Anakin/Obi Wan lightsaber duel. The original films are unforgettable. What will people remember from the Disney sequels? Other than Kylo Ren stabbing Han Solo, or Kylo's peculiar lightsaber, nothing.

It's 5/10 purely because of fan service and nostalgia. Objectively it should have been 3/10, but I'm just human. Seeing Leia and all the beloved characters returning for one final showdown made me soften.
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ILoveBF1Jan 19, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Bruh. Worst Star Wars film. The twists like Rey is a Palpatine are so **** trash. The pacing feels too fast that so many developments are left out. Plot conveniences are also **** annoying in this film. Full of **** The last scene with Rey and Kylo Ren (the kiss) was one of the worst scenes in movie history. No romantic buildup then boom. Already a contender for worst movie of 2020 Expand
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jamiembDec 21, 2019
The more of a Star Wars fan you are, the less you will enjoy the Saga's conclusion. It feels like they didn't even try to make the story plausible or engaging. This movie puts the final nail in the coffin of what has turned out to be anThe more of a Star Wars fan you are, the less you will enjoy the Saga's conclusion. It feels like they didn't even try to make the story plausible or engaging. This movie puts the final nail in the coffin of what has turned out to be an absolutely pathetic trilogy, and makes The Phantom Menace ad Attack of the Clones look like masterpieces. Rey's identity, the new character appearances and a hilariously bad plot twist halfway through make Episode 9 laughable. Expand
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ErWinEUDec 21, 2019
Disney used the main story of star wars absolutely irresponsibly. How could you start a new trilogy without even a rough plan for the development of the plot and character arches? The narrative of the films looks completely unconnected. TheDisney used the main story of star wars absolutely irresponsibly. How could you start a new trilogy without even a rough plan for the development of the plot and character arches? The narrative of the films looks completely unconnected. The number of plot holes and "what ?!" moments above all measurable levels. I want to forget it and pretend it never happened. Being a devoted fan of the prequel trilogy, I’m even a little glad that this happened, because compared to this disaster, the prequels will now begin to look even better. Expand
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KinfoximaDec 20, 2019
Don't trust the Rotten Tomatoes audience score. It is doctored. Horrible conclusion to an awful trilogy. The damage done by TLJ is unrepairable. Disney had no plan, no vision, no guts and now they're paying the price for it.

Is it really a
Don't trust the Rotten Tomatoes audience score. It is doctored. Horrible conclusion to an awful trilogy. The damage done by TLJ is unrepairable. Disney had no plan, no vision, no guts and now they're paying the price for it.

Is it really a 2/10 movie? Nah. More like 4/10. But I've scored it lower as a countermeasure for Disney's paid reviews and bots.
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kleindropperDec 28, 2019
It has a few moments; moments that should have had a lot more impact if not for the huge mistakes of The Last Jedi. JJ tried his best to string together something that made sense after the total waste of the middle movie, but ruined much ofIt has a few moments; moments that should have had a lot more impact if not for the huge mistakes of The Last Jedi. JJ tried his best to string together something that made sense after the total waste of the middle movie, but ruined much of the Star Wars lore in doing it. Hyperspeed skipping (I guess gravity wells aren't a problem any more)? Sith wayfinders? Horses riding on the top of spaceships? Palpatine returning with zero explanation? Massive fleets and millions of Imperial personnel sitting in ice for 30+ years twiddling their thumbs? Death Star weapons fit on star destroyers now? Force ghosts may as well be live people? Vader's sacrifice means nothing? I'm starting to wonder if Kennedy, Abrams, and the Lucasfilm story group have ever seen any of the previous movies or read anything done under Lucas? Oh well, it's over; let's hope Filoni gets the job to fix things for the future. Expand
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SantiagoSchwDec 20, 2019
Had some entertaining moments, was worth the ticket. Can't say much more. I do think it did miracles with what was left after VIII, which they retconed almost completely. An acceptable ending for an absolute sh*t and completely forgetableHad some entertaining moments, was worth the ticket. Can't say much more. I do think it did miracles with what was left after VIII, which they retconed almost completely. An acceptable ending for an absolute sh*t and completely forgetable trilogy. I really believe their did their best.

It did feel rushed, but I can live with that given that it had to deal in 150 minutes what was supposed to be done in 2 movies. Glad it's over.
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DelmarStereoDec 26, 2019
Actores horribles y sin carisma,historia infantil,sin argumento,sin creatividad reciclada de la trilogia original;Disney trae de vuelta al emperador y ni siquiera explica como es que esta vivo, Disney manda a la m***** a los fans de Star WarsActores horribles y sin carisma,historia infantil,sin argumento,sin creatividad reciclada de la trilogia original;Disney trae de vuelta al emperador y ni siquiera explica como es que esta vivo, Disney manda a la m***** a los fans de Star Wars nuevamente, al final de la pelicula se ven 2 lesbianas besandose, eso es lo unico que le interesa a Disney mostrar en toda su basura de pelicula, la correccion politica. Expand
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TimKgamerDec 21, 2019
This film ruins the entire arc of episodes 1-6 by bringing back Palpatine. An absolute disgrace and another appalling failure of this abysmal Disney trilogy.
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samah101Mar 24, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. trash, the new skywalker is the new Messiah she can really heal wounds WTF ? it can't be worst than that, piece of crap !!! Expand
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EldradhDec 21, 2019
I really wanted to love it but it is just a bad movie and an even worse Start Wars.
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YesterJan 25, 2020
Happenstence the movie. If you think about what's happening in the movie for at least 3 seconds, you'll realize how much of a mess the plot is and that the decisions taken throughout are absolutely useless and idiotic.
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HeilHorizontDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Это удар ножом в спину всем фанатам Звездных Войн! Хотя нет, это не удар в спину это еще хуже, они (создатели фильма) забрались на нас сверху, взяли нож и медленно смотря нам в лицо загоняли его в самое сердце! Когда я смотрел фильм у меня на лбу появилась вмятина из-за фейспаунов, которые я каждый раз себе пробивал. Сюжет просто ужасный. Когда шел смотреть фильм, я уже знал что там будет из-за трелиров, а не из-за сполеров и как я хотел ошибаться, но все оказалось как я и думал.
У меня не было сопереживания из-за победы "доброй" стороны, ведь я знал что в самом конце каким-то чудом они победят, найдут армаду кораблей, Рей получит силы джина и др. Это было смотреть просто скучно и больно из-за лба.
Сама картина если не брать просто идиотские моменты такие как из лука подбивают истребитель (прям как в Рэмбо с рогатки сбивать вертолеты), то картина выглядит неплохо. В добавок уже всем полюбившие мелодии это единственные плюсы.
Я ожидал что это будет потрясающая концовка. Такие были хорошие ожидания, но получилась сырая, очень скучная, недосказанная, местами просто глупая история. Мне очень жаль что я сходил и увидел этот фильм.
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albert332Dec 24, 2019
An useless and desperate effort to save an already dead franchise. This is not Star Wars
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SpirtiKDec 20, 2019
Даже накрученные отзывы не спасают эту помойку!После лукаса смотреть это не возможно!
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Sickboy0138Jun 3, 2022
One of the worst films ever made. Bad acting,bad characters and tons of plot holes. Bad writing. This movie is a real stinker.
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ArthurRWDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I didn't have high expectations going into this movie, but even those couldn't be met. This film is a total mess. It feels like two movies crammed into one and the overall plot has the quality of a mediocre fanfic. Once again the whole movie is full of distracting conveniences, characters that apparently have read the script and "nostalgia baiting". It would be one thing if it was bad on it's own, but they also had to lessen the original trilogy by bringing Palpatine back for this nonsense... To make it short: Nice visuals devoid of any 'real' substance. Expand
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sailDec 28, 2019
"A fitting end to the saga" = Thank god it's finally over.

While it's a little bit better than the Last Jedi it's still a unsalvagable mess with a crappy ending and not worth waiting all this time to find who Rey's parents are. Save your
"A fitting end to the saga" = Thank god it's finally over.

While it's a little bit better than the Last Jedi it's still a unsalvagable mess with a crappy ending and not worth waiting all this time to find who Rey's parents are. Save your money

How to tell a shill post: when its positive and talks about the movies as a saga. Nobody calls it a saga, people call it a trilogy or the star wars movies.
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Barkley11Dec 21, 2019
This movie had a ton of great ideas and parts, but are poorly executed and make no sense due to how bad the last jedi was. This movie is bad because it does **** to attempt to fix the last jedi's shenanigans. This movie has a ton of badThis movie had a ton of great ideas and parts, but are poorly executed and make no sense due to how bad the last jedi was. This movie is bad because it does **** to attempt to fix the last jedi's shenanigans. This movie has a ton of bad things, but also a ton of great ideas but they just didnt get them right. Poor end to a once great series Expand
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TBK47Jan 2, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's just crap. Written by a 12 year old. With Plotholes as big as a deathstar. The story is just checking of boxes and connecting the scenes in coincidences which make no sense whatsoever and are unbelievable dumb. This hole "Trilogy" is such a shame. Not planed at all and ruined 40 years of history. The Prequel trilogy had its flawes as well, but at least the were consistent, had a story and worldbuilding. With this one we have:

-Episode VII, a remake of new Hope
-Episode VIII, crapping all over carpet
-Episode XI, kind of a Return of the Jedi rehash and recycling as much as nostalgia as possible for the most stupid reasons.
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AndruxaFeedJan 8, 2020
Star Wars was the most beautiful universe until 2015. Many thanks, Disney, of course...
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DecoyDoctorpusJan 2, 2020
a tragic end to what could have been. Not dreadful but just mundane and weak
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WbnFobDec 29, 2019
Simply another movie playing on your nastalgia and trying to sell you merchandise. The scale of nonsense is absolite, tar wars univers laws are totaly destroyed.
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NameJan 7, 2020
The film is a total disaster. Every good part from the previous films is missing. And the story.Ohhh the story. It makes no sense. Overall even if I watched it for free I'd want my money back.
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zalo248Dec 26, 2019
This movie is such a joke. Feministic movements just killed this franchise.
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MontevenDec 20, 2019
A sort of enjoyable mix of a film scarred by poor pacing and rushed decisions, all ending with a forgettable mix of nostalgia and lack of thought.
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Swfan2019Dec 21, 2019
"This is the best episode of this trilogy", said a review. Question is : is it enough to be good ? I think not.
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MirvinaDec 21, 2019
Not a good movie at all. Horrible conclusion to a horrible trilogy. Its a dumpster fire. Save your money.
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DisneysucksDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Disney has got to be the worst thing that ever happened to Star Wars. The people involved in the making of this film as well as the last Jedi as stupid and retarded beyond belief. Everything is rehashed old material, proving the creative (and moral) bankruptcy of Hollyweird. Not to mention the forced diversity, the forced feminism etc...and worst of all the LESBIAN trash that is forced onto the public. This is not Star Wars, it's ANTIFA soy boys and lesbian feminist man haters trying to force their agenda, using an old gravy train that their rich corporate bosses purchased.
Like all old remakes and new films copying old recipes, this incoherent, repetitive, unimaginative piece of dog excrement is feminist to the core and takes essentially male characters and roles and transfers them to feminist "wamen" on a silver plate. Rey's character is so stupid and obviously part of a feminist agenda to say girls can do everything and anything without having to work for it, it's not even funny. And the human feces working at Disney had to validate it by using an old cliche and making Rey into Palpatine's grand-daughter. Hollywood is not only a morally defunct cess pool of LMNOP weirdos and purple haired freaks (like Admiral Haldo and her gender studies look) but it's FORCED diversity as every other character HAS to be a female or black man. There's no room for character development, sensible plot or decent exchange, only cheap special effects without soul, and gender studies and feminist trash that is forced onto a public that does not subscribe or approve of the lesbian feminist agenda. Utter trash. Disney should be recycled into a giant manure pit and the Thrawn trilogy made canon. This completely tosses aside the fact that Skywalker was the chosen one, that the Death Star was pulverized etc...and where did Leia get her training all of a sudden? If she was so powerful, why didn't she train Ben Solo since she's so powerful with the force??
These Hollywood lamos brought back Lando, Palpatine and everyone else just to sell tickets and fool you into believing that this feminist trash was actually about Skywalker. BOYCOTT hollywood and the SJW saga and hit them in the pockets and do not allow them to pollute our entertainment with leftist social justice feminist trash
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DevinLVNDec 21, 2019
The worst thing to happen to my eyeballs since that one time I cleaned my glasses with Windex
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sebbymak11Dec 21, 2019
The movie completely ignores all the Star Wars Lore, completely ruins what was achieved by the 6 Episodes that came before it and adds nothing new to the Star Wars universe.
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AlexTheWiseDec 21, 2019
Save us Madalorian, you're our only hope.⁣ ⁣ This final film is meh but meh is at least better than the Last Jedi. 'Professional' critics seem to be overly harsh on this film.⁣ ⁣ To be honest, this whole Disney Star Wars thing is a completeSave us Madalorian, you're our only hope.⁣ ⁣ This final film is meh but meh is at least better than the Last Jedi. 'Professional' critics seem to be overly harsh on this film.⁣ ⁣ To be honest, this whole Disney Star Wars thing is a complete disaster. The first film wasn't perfect but it was good enough to get everyone curious. The Last Jedi is where they messed up, it was Disney disregarding the old fans for new fans (and weirdly not only splitting the fan base for no reason but also constantly calling old fans names for their opinion) which resulted in toy sales failing, the theme park not doing anywhere near as well as it could have (what do you expect when you take out all beloved characters that built up the brand to begin with) and even the Solo movie suffered for TLJ. People can argue that things like the theme park aren't losing money like toy sales, but this is Star Wars for god's sake, it should have been massive.⁣ ⁣ This film's biggest flaws are a result of Disney panicking because it wasn't making massive profits, injecting fan service in a completely out of touch way (such as 'Reylo', Palpatine and doing a 360 on 'all opinions mattering') they did it clumsily resulting in old fans still hating it but now they've also lost the new fans. It is an impressive feat. ⁣ ⁣ This was a disappointing ending to a disappointing series of films. Looking at the film by itself, it isn't as bad as CATS but 'not as bad' is a disaster when you are talking about THE Star Wars. Expand
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Sasha1366Dec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. far and away the worst Star Wars movie. They make the original trilogy and Vader's sacrifice meaningless by bringing the Emperor back. Anakin never needed to betray everyone and join the dark side because healing people and bringing them back to life is just a thing now. They establish that force ghost can now interact with the real world and use the force. So why not just have Luke materialize right next to the Emperor and kill him? Expand
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BeatrixmeDec 21, 2019
Facepalming trash movie. Like I watched Kung Fury, but somehow it happened in Star Wars Universe.
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kv2105Dec 21, 2019
Actually bad writing with an insanely rushed story and little to no character arcs. The trilogy had no overall outline, and this movie tries to compensate for that, but it just fails.
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CoyourhDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The movie is rushed and breaks much of the established story essentially making episodes 1-6 useless in favour of making Rey the chosen one and heir to the Skywalker line. What an absolute mess attempting to appease both fans and critics and failing to do either. Expand
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jo_carr55Dec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It was a good “Star Wars” movie but all it did was bring more and more plot holes than ending them. Like how did Palpatine survive? How did Rey learn all these powers without being trained in them? Where was anakin?! I know we heard the voice but he was the chosen one! It is called the “rise of sky walker” for a reason! Not so the most predictable thing in all of movies could happen in Rey taking the name skywalker as her own! Anakin should’ve came to Rey at the end and help defeat Palpatine again but no they really went and did it again thanks Disney Expand
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toloco3Dec 22, 2019
The worts Star Wars movie ever. Pathetic. In this movie there is no coherence at all. They invent so much things and there is no relation with the previous episodes.
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RadstermanDec 23, 2019
This movie was so much more disappointing than I thought it would be. Reading the leaks in September was more enjoyable! Expanded Universe forever
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KamashiDec 24, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Tiene bastantes huecos arguméntales, la historia nunca se siente que llega a un climax en el conflicto, la revelación de que Rey es un Palpatine no se aprovecha bien, el cambio de Ben no se siente real. Era completamente innecesario poner los chistes forzados, en resumen se siente bastante aburría y de repente ya ganaron los rebeldes, de nuevo. F Expand
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TyrowskiDec 24, 2019
Atrocity. I regret wasting my free movie ticket on this thing. Just glad it's the end of the Mary Sue trilogy.
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JjderzDec 27, 2019
I was gonna make a huge post about all the writing flaws in this movie but it’s not worth it. This movie undermines and ruins the entire original trilogy and prequel trilogy. This includes ruining the legacy of the skywalker family. The onlyI was gonna make a huge post about all the writing flaws in this movie but it’s not worth it. This movie undermines and ruins the entire original trilogy and prequel trilogy. This includes ruining the legacy of the skywalker family. The only possible way to fix it would be to retcon the sequel trilogy which would never happen. All of the Skywalkers are completely ruined by these movies. Not to mention this movie is also just a horrible movie altogether. The visuals and action were very meh, especially for a movie that doesn’t even have a semblance of good writing to hold it up. The pacing is so ridiculously fast that if you went to the bathroom for 5 minutes they would have been to 3 different planets in that time. The writing is easily the worst in any Star Wars medium based alone on plot holes. JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson have ruined Star Wars and it seems like they’ve done it on purpose just to make it their own. They neutered the previous movies and characters and made Rey so ridiculously op that no other character could ever top them. Expand
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12tango21Dec 25, 2019
Worst thing I've watched. Completely trashed so many contradictions. This can't be taken seriously as actual canon.
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kycapuk1Dec 25, 2019
Nonbinar TransSkaywalker, 42 years need too final like that, thanks a lot =(
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Thrawn75Dec 26, 2019
For me, SW is story-first, then fx.
This is a succession of non-interesting and some controversial plots which ends in a way it nullifies the beauty of the original trilogy altogether for the sake of fan service.
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DisneyRuinedItDec 27, 2019
You already know... But in case you don't Disney ruined this story just like they ruined everything else simply out of moron money hungryYou already know... But in case you don't Disney ruined this story just like they ruined everything else simply out of moron money hungry ceo's and predatory ideas that they can put as little effort as they can and children will still eat it. Expand
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dproDec 28, 2019
The last five minutes of "The Rise…" are ok. There are also two or three other good scenes. The cinematography is well done and the actors are good. - But: the plot is too fragmented and all in all the movie is very, very boring.
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mulisharobboDec 29, 2019
Horse s**t. Made for r-tards who don't care what they're watching or moron kids who haven't been taught proper etiquette
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JurnimunDec 30, 2019
The only good thing about this movie is that it renders TLJ moot...
No plot, no character development, forced and boring action, 30 second token cameo appearances, characters dying with no reason or explanation other than the story doesn't
The only good thing about this movie is that it renders TLJ moot...
No plot, no character development, forced and boring action, 30 second token cameo appearances, characters dying with no reason or explanation other than the story doesn't need them anymore, the day is saved by a Deus ex machina moment
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KrankykrautDec 31, 2019
This movie is so shockingly bad its amazing grown adults made it. Terrible trilogy.
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DaffyDsDec 31, 2019
What the hell even is this movie. There is just so much thrown at you in the first half, and loses focus. **** this movie. A kindergartener could’ve done better!
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kilroy505Jan 1, 2020
I'm not a Star Wars Junky but am a sci fi person who is familiar with the prior movies. Was disappointed with how much ROS conflicted with the prior trilogies. Was further disappointed with the lack of coherence between the movies in thisI'm not a Star Wars Junky but am a sci fi person who is familiar with the prior movies. Was disappointed with how much ROS conflicted with the prior trilogies. Was further disappointed with the lack of coherence between the movies in this trilogy. As a stand alone movie it was fair with nice CGI and good acting, but the plot had many implausibilities and gaps. If rating it as a stand alone movie for someone who was totally unfamiliar with Star Wars, it's a 6. Such viewers are few and far between, so I rated it as a Star Wars movie and gave it a 2. Expand
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ChristianNJan 1, 2020
Dumpster fire of a movie. Once again a movie series is ruined by trying to jam as much **** on screen as possible. Really trash... maybe worthy of downloading illegally to watch for free on a airplane flight or something.
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ybutbJan 1, 2020
Absence of logic in the storyline, poor dialogs, as a tradition of the last trilogy - no secondary characters development: they are added to the story just to be there and they has no role at all making strange replicas from time to time.Absence of logic in the storyline, poor dialogs, as a tradition of the last trilogy - no secondary characters development: they are added to the story just to be there and they has no role at all making strange replicas from time to time. They just added some of the characters from the old trilogy without any strong logic background of their presence. Jedies and siths became wizards without any restrictions so they have no comply with the old trilogy and star wars universe. Visiting a cinema was a waste of my time and money. Disney is just using a franchise ruining it. Expand
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grigorevJan 1, 2020
слабый, ломающий логику вселенной фильм. пытающийся испрпвить огрехи прошлого фильма, но вместо этого создает еще больше дыр.
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Jossele178Jan 2, 2020
I can't describe, how **** this movie was. One point for good special effects and that's it.
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TheBigKirbJan 3, 2020
This mess of a movie is sadly the bitter end to my childhood. i didnt watch the movie expecting it to be a step up from the previous entry and it definitely wasnt. this rushed disney money maker. they tried fixing plot holes and somehow justThis mess of a movie is sadly the bitter end to my childhood. i didnt watch the movie expecting it to be a step up from the previous entry and it definitely wasnt. this rushed disney money maker. they tried fixing plot holes and somehow just made even more. im gonna be totally honestly, consider return of the jedi the final episode and not this disgusting trilogy thats just a slap in the face to all of George Lucases work. they somehow even made this new trilogy worse than the prequels because they had were made and as prequels and connected into the original trilogy unlike disneys trilogy which is like a crappy expensive DLC that was not needed and nobody wanted it. you think they could have learned from the last jedi but they didnt. if you really want to see this movie then go ahead. no ones stopping you Expand
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Lahey3Jan 4, 2020
This is a huge mess. Some things are being continued from the episode 8 but everyting else is just a bad writting. There was no idea for the whole trilogy. Ending was so anticlimatic, begining was very boring, middle was fine at best.
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cylunJan 6, 2021
The second part already was bad for a Star Wars movie. The third part just confirmed certain suspicions I already had concerning the character arcs. Dialogues are still poor. Plot armor remains. Character arcs are just built on outdated ideasThe second part already was bad for a Star Wars movie. The third part just confirmed certain suspicions I already had concerning the character arcs. Dialogues are still poor. Plot armor remains. Character arcs are just built on outdated ideas and principles that are wrong in many ways. They not only don't fit into the overall Star Wars idea, they are also outdated in terms of our modern culture. It's like they tried to write a Pirates of the Carribean story in the 1980s. Expand
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Just_KickettMay 15, 2022
Just a bad movie, as someone who grew up on the prequels and loved the originals this was a terribly disappointing end to the Skywalker saga
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AussieduckJun 11, 2022
Giving 1 star because it was mildly better than the utter garbage that was ep 8. Difficult to sit through and Depressing to think what a missed opportunity was the sequel trilogy. For the love of god Disney, please find someone who knowsGiving 1 star because it was mildly better than the utter garbage that was ep 8. Difficult to sit through and Depressing to think what a missed opportunity was the sequel trilogy. For the love of god Disney, please find someone who knows Star Wars and is a great storyteller to pick up future projects. I am now going to try get on with my life and forget these things exist, though it will be difficult. Expand
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Wrynn1Jun 12, 2022
The movie is totally garbage and a waste of time. The Flynn part is ridiculous and makes no sense. Useless character, awful acting, and really low volume of fights with lightsabers.
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djniceyDec 22, 2019
Surely the worst of all 9 Star Wars films, even worse than the awful Last Jedi. The movie jams too much pointless plot in and is all over the place trying to undo some of the plot points in TJA. There is far too much idiocy in this film. HowSurely the worst of all 9 Star Wars films, even worse than the awful Last Jedi. The movie jams too much pointless plot in and is all over the place trying to undo some of the plot points in TJA. There is far too much idiocy in this film. How is Palpatine magically resurrected without explanation? Rey is just so overpowered its facepalm ridiculous, it just doesn't work, the scrawny Rey is more of a superhero than a jedi, the character is just not believable. The ending is cringeworthy and its just like The Force Awakens, redoing scenes that have been seen many times before in Star Wars for the last 40+ years. Expand
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MegatanisDec 28, 2019
Disney actually did it: they killed the golden goose. Incredibly poor writing, derivative, loud and insignificant. Finally this nightmare is over, I honestly lost interest in all things star wars. I'd say all the people involved in the makingDisney actually did it: they killed the golden goose. Incredibly poor writing, derivative, loud and insignificant. Finally this nightmare is over, I honestly lost interest in all things star wars. I'd say all the people involved in the making of this new trilogy are a bunch of incompetent idiots. How and why all this could possibly happen will always remain a mistery to me, but as I said, quite frankly I couldn't give two s***s about the whole franchise anymore. The legacy of star wars now rests on the shoulders of baby yoda (lol) Expand
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TheBearApr 23, 2020
I've never come out disliking a Star Wars movie as much as I dislike this. The Prequel trilogy have many flaws but having a cynical agenda and a lack of imagination wasn't one of them. Episode 9 is poorly thought out and its intentions highlyI've never come out disliking a Star Wars movie as much as I dislike this. The Prequel trilogy have many flaws but having a cynical agenda and a lack of imagination wasn't one of them. Episode 9 is poorly thought out and its intentions highly questionable as JJ Abrams seems more interested in trying to undo the previous film rather than build upon it. As a result this film end up being completely unsatisfying and derails this trilogy completely by exposing, if it wasn't clear before, that there was no plan in place from the start. Expand
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ScepticSep 4, 2020
What a pile of s**t.F**k Disney.I'll tell you about the moment I shouted "No!F**k that s**t" and walked out forever..End lightsaber fight,the chick kills the dude with his own saber,brings him back to life.They kiss...The wife was mortifiedWhat a pile of s**t.F**k Disney.I'll tell you about the moment I shouted "No!F**k that s**t" and walked out forever..End lightsaber fight,the chick kills the dude with his own saber,brings him back to life.They kiss...The wife was mortified but later said she heard people say "He aint wrong"."Mmmmm yep"and 'This IS rubbish".Palpatine being in it is insulting beyond belief.Original Trilogy and nothing else.Except Darth Maul of course. Expand
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AtardecerJun 15, 2021
Oof, that was ... bad. Cringeworthy moments aplenty, plot holes the size of the budget. Just cheese and fluff. Disney has a habit of turning everything they touch into schmaltzy bumfluff. I dont even know where to begin.
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morventhusDec 22, 2019
Just like the prequels it's an ok movie.

Did you like episode 3. Are you ok with watching a movie of that quality? But watching something that nullifies most of ep 8?


If yes you are like me and will enjoy this movie.
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5CARR3DDec 24, 2019
This movie is an affront to simple common sense and intelligence. Amateurish, horribly written badly acted, and a monumentally dumb conglomeration of half-formed ideas, discarded plot threads, disjointed story-lines, and redundant charactersThis movie is an affront to simple common sense and intelligence. Amateurish, horribly written badly acted, and a monumentally dumb conglomeration of half-formed ideas, discarded plot threads, disjointed story-lines, and redundant characters that feels like a fan fiction written by a 13 year old with ADHD. Expand
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Jes1310Nov 26, 2020
I grew up with the original 3 movies and they all blew me away. I had never seen anything like them. The 3 next, not so much. I had high hopes for the final 3, but they failed to deliver.
Rise of Skywalker seems like a series of random
I grew up with the original 3 movies and they all blew me away. I had never seen anything like them. The 3 next, not so much. I had high hopes for the final 3, but they failed to deliver.
Rise of Skywalker seems like a series of random encounters, and when the plot would not work, they just said "hey we can just get Leia og Lukes ghost to fill the plothole". Script / story is almost nonexsistent, and even though i dont expect SW to have the deepest og best plot, this is sometimes painful to watch.
So i is SW dead... No I still have hope (in the force) and I think that the Mandalorian is a lot better than the new trilogy.
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AthanasiosTMar 18, 2020
Production : "Ok people!! We must wrap this s#$t trilogy and move on.. What can we do this time??" Writers and other passers-by : "Let's get everyone back from the original movies", "Let's make our heroine something between superman andProduction : "Ok people!! We must wrap this s#$t trilogy and move on.. What can we do this time??" Writers and other passers-by : "Let's get everyone back from the original movies", "Let's make our heroine something between superman and magneto", "Let's bring some Sith s#@t in, fans will like it", "We should get warp-speed diversity", "Let's get some horses, everyone likes them", etc, etc
So, the last part of the abomination arose and everyone was happy and everyone praised Disney for killing the Star Wars, so easily and effortlessly
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julius98Dec 21, 2019
A terrible mess of a movie that moves from Mcguffin to Mcguffin with total disregard of its characters and the emotions that they're supposed to instill in us.
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neilmiltonApr 18, 2020
At 39, this film made me a very happy boy. It had everything I could have wanted in a Star Wars film, and then some. It's so much better on repeat viewings. I'm not ashamed to say that I cried. I was very satisfied. What seemed too muchAt 39, this film made me a very happy boy. It had everything I could have wanted in a Star Wars film, and then some. It's so much better on repeat viewings. I'm not ashamed to say that I cried. I was very satisfied. What seemed too much to comprehend on first viewing comes across as much more measured and balanced the second time around. Of course, you have to suspend disbelief, but you shouldn't take it too seriously, anyway. It's only a Star Wars film. If anything, I would have liked to have seen more of the Rose Tico character. I was pleased that the lesbian kiss was included. It might have been a very small gesture, but it's a step in the right direction and is promsing for the expanded universe. For the record, I personally liked The Last Jedi and am pleased overall with the final trilogy. This final iteration made me want to watch the whole saga all over again for the overall story arc, even the first three (I actually didn't mind the third one). I know there are a lot of impassioned people out there, as they have a strong emotional investment in the storyline, and some people are very precious about their sci-fi mythos, but were the films ever really anything more than swashbuckling popcorn movies? I can't believe there is so much hate for this movie. I think people take the work that goes into movies of this calibre for granted - a lot of hard of work and dedication has gone into this and clearly they care about this universe. I think it's an incredible achievement and the cast and crew should be congratulated for a fitting end to it all. Babu Frik rocks! Thanks, J.J. Expand
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KrushullDec 21, 2019
One of the most pointless, disappointing and ridiculous movies I've ever seen. Riding horses on the top of a space ship really sums up the stupidity of this movie.
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davideAwesomeDec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. By any means, this is not a good movie. It can be enjoyable if you are a certain type of Star Wars fan, and you don't mind holding your breath from start to finishing and ignoring a ton of plot holes and over-the-top retconning.

Whether you liked The Last Jedi or not, it is undeniable that it at least tried to make something different. Here everything is back to a binary good versus evil, in an attempt to appease old school Star Wars fans, going as far as using a villain which makes zero sense.

The Last Jedi broke free of the "everything has to be connected" and fully accepted the "the force works in mysterious ways" mantra, and it could have had so much potential if this movie just accepted it. But no, it had to give in to TLJ haters, so it crammed way too much content into one single movie, it retconnted everything there was to retcon (Leia was a Jedi, and she was more powerful than Luke! Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter! And Leia and Luke knew about this! Luke was searching for the Sith base! Snoak was Palpatine's puppet! And of course, Palpatine is ALIVE despite falling for thousands of feet, exploding, and having the Death Star itself explode around him!).

In a hindsight, this movie clearly shows how there was zero planning behind this new trilogy. This makes what Marvel achieved with Endgame look even more amazing.
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MerwanorDec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. So I got dragged to see this movie by a friend of mine, as he had an extra ticket... At least I did not spend money on it myself... I went into this movie with the lowest of expectations and to be fair, I had already read a lot of the spoilers that where leaked. I will say this, it is a better movie than The Last Jedi, but that is not really saying much as that movie was hot garbage. But this movie has better visuals and there are some interesting moments. But that is about it. What a hot mess of a movie this was, basically damage control when it concerns TLJ and while I appreciate that they tried, it is painfully obvious that they should have just scrapped TLJ all together. This movie felt like they where cramming 2 full movies into one, checking boxes along the way. There is no substance in this and everything felt so incredibly forced it was just embarrassing to watch. I also do not understand why on earth they introduced so many new characters into an already bloated movie.

While Kylo Rens arc is the best written one for this trilogy, it still falls flat because of that ending. As you stated, that kiss was just so out of place and awkward it made me literally facepalm. And Rey is just the biggest Mary Sue ever put on screen, she really never gets hurt in this entire trilogy, not a scratch on her. And her being a Palpatine is till not an excuse for her being so powerful. Anakin and Luke both where strong with the force but still needed a lot of training to use basic force powers. That Rey can just fly in the air, heal and all this crap is ridiculous.

Finn is probably the most useless character in the movie, he is just there with no real purpose. Reeeey! that is basically what he does throughout the entire movie, just screaming names. And they introduced another black actor to play an ex-stormtrooper for some reason. I really don't get the point of her character, it was like she was just there to have Finn interact with someone.

The entire setup with the enormous fleet was just so silly to me, and that all of them suddenly had planet destroying canons on them was just so idiotic. And it just became the same freaking story as Return of the Jedi. You even had the moment where the Emperor shows Rey that her friends are being killed, and he tells her to strike him down etc. Do the writers not have a single original thought in their heads? And to be honest, bringing Palpatine back is just the final slap in the face for the original trilogy. None of the accomplishments done by the original crew mattered at all.

I have seen a lot of people praise the lightsaber duel between Rey and Kylo, and while it was not terrible I still felt like it missed something crucial to be a truly good and emotional fight. And my friend pointed it out after the movie that there was no music playing during the fight. And it makes so much sense now, as all the best fights in Star Wars have had amazing emotional music playing in the background. Duel against Darth Maul, the duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin and the last duel between Vader and Luke. All had truly amazing music that made those fights memorable.

I don't have much good to say about this movie to be honest. But I did like one character in this movie way more than I ever thought I would, and that was C3PO. He was actually funny in this one.

Anyways, this trilogy was doomed to fail from the start because they had no plan and The Last Jedi just ruined the story entirely. There was no chance of saving this train-wreck. It was an impossible task and I guess they should be commended for trying. I will ignore this trilogy as canon and anything that ties into this storyline. If they continue to make movies set in that era or even after it, I will not care and just skip it. If they want to save Star Wars, either go far back in time and do Old Republic stories. Or they have to just ignore their own creation and go far into the future and just have Luke and crew be legends. The ending to the saga was episode 6 and ignore the 7-9 as a what if scenario.
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NeddyAug 30, 2020
I thought The Rise of Skywalker was one of the most respectful endings of any series. It honoured and respected all fans who stuck with the franchise, ending emotionally and neatly.

I found over half of the film had a strong emotional
I thought The Rise of Skywalker was one of the most respectful endings of any series. It honoured and respected all fans who stuck with the franchise, ending emotionally and neatly.

I found over half of the film had a strong emotional connection. I could not imagine the franchise resolving in any other way, now that I have seen it. I bought it on Blu-ray and just watched it for the first time today. What struck me first was the outstanding cinematography, effects, and sets. It was flawless from start to finish in this respect.

The pacing of the movie was excellent too. It went from one excellent idea and place to another. This aspect had me thinking (while watching) that it was a strong Star Wars entry. However I was wary that it might start falling apart after maybe half way through. However it didn't. It just carried on at a pace, and was joined by strong emotional content. From about half way through, tears started coming more and more frequently. I was a mess by the end, and once the credits rolled I was pretty much fallen apart. It took me away from my daily life and for a while and I did not want to come back. My opinion is that it showed strength, honour, and respect to Star Wars fans. Blazing sci-fi.

That may not be a popular take on this film, but it's mine and I am sticking to it. The characters were all incredibly strong and all got good plot parts. To mirror this the acting was top-notch. For this and it's other qualities I mentioned, it felt like a film that was packed to the rafters.
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Gamer-criticDec 23, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Rise of Skywalker is an atrocity, absolutely horrendous piece of a movie, it does so many things poorly and unoriginal (hense Jar-Jar is a director again) that it hurts to watch. Plot makes absolutely no sense in the context of the movie, pacing is ripped appart and some of the "twists" just rammed in your face without explaining everything, like the Emperor is SUDDENLY Rey's grandfather, this scene where they "reveal" that, made literally everyone in the theater explode with laughter, its so stupid I geniunely question Jar-Jar's inteligence at this point. Aside from absolutely stupid plot and writing we also have poor character, some of the returning ones like Lando and Han, needless to say that new characters are just as useless as the older ones. While we're at bashing characters heres Rey, Jar-Jar just decided to go full autism and made her the most terrible Mary Sure character ever created, you can literally imagine any, and I mean ANY force power, and Rey now has it. Deal with it. She can quite literally bring people from the dead which raises SO MANY MORE QUESTION THAT THIS MOVIE WILL NEVER ANSWER that it was just anecdotic at this point and I completely gave up on this piece of garbage. If this movie wasn't bad enough it also completely bashes previous trilogies and destroys their legacy with rammed in-your-face death of Leia that makes zero sense. If you love Star Wars, if you love GOOD movies, completely ignore this movie by any means. Expand
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batirich1Dec 22, 2019
3/10. Можно было завершить логично, даже после 8эп. , но нет все свелось к полному трешаку.
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FortifierMay 6, 2020
It's not often that I give a movie an honest zero, yet in every way this movie deserves it.

Absolutely horrific story-telling and character development, repetitive and rushed plot devices that make absolutely no sense, faking tragedies
It's not often that I give a movie an honest zero, yet in every way this movie deserves it.

Absolutely horrific story-telling and character development, repetitive and rushed plot devices that make absolutely no sense, faking tragedies numerous times to keep things "interesting", completely throwing the established canons and thematic elements that made the original Star Wars great out the window, and trying to recycle scenes from previously successful films into this one.

Also, who in their right mind would have people purchase numerous books or play Fortnite in order to get important plot details for the movie?

Disney has done absolutely everything wrong when it comes to making films with this new trilogy. That's why this movie deserves absolutely no credit.
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highlander_Dec 23, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Soulless. Utterly soulless. Star Wars defined a generation and this is how it ended? People thought Season 8 of Game of Thrones was bad. This movie has let down an entire generation. While Ep7 and 8 had their issues, it was clear you were seeing the director's vision. Whether you agreed with the vision or not the movies built on the Star Wars universe. This movie felt like it was written by committee of people who did not know Star Wars, rushed out in record time. It should have been scrapped, delayed and re-written when Carrie Fischer passed away. Their attempts to keep her in the movie were forced and poorly done with terrible CGI effects. The scene with young Leia was incredibly poorly done, worse than in Rogue One. When we think back to Colin Treverrow being fired from this for "creative differences" that's when you know this was a studio movie. Designed to maximize merchandising opportunities and create a raft of under-utilized characters that added NOTHING to the movies but provide opportunities as characters in an expanded universe.

I've seen MANY worse movies but never have I left the movie theater so disappointed. The movie was ludicrous.
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VidyaBumAug 31, 2020
The first one was absurdly laughable with the hamfisted...everything. Characters, jokes, plot points, everything was incredibly laughable. Worth a good night drunk with friends on the couch just laughing.

The second one was some of the most
The first one was absurdly laughable with the hamfisted...everything. Characters, jokes, plot points, everything was incredibly laughable. Worth a good night drunk with friends on the couch just laughing.

The second one was some of the most hamfisted feminist propaganda ever made. In making their ham, they ruined the canon (again).

And now the guy who made the ridiculous first movie comes back to try and save (fixing is beyond human power) the catastrophe that was the second movie.

What's it worth?

Well, the note says it all.

Also

EMPEROR THUNDERS GO BRRRRRRRRRRT HAHA WORLD DOMINATION
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Voodoo123Mar 30, 2020
The final in the 'jj and kk star wars' trilogy was an incoherent mess of ideas that once again felt completely alien from the Lucas 6. Is it a poorly produced film? Not by a stretch but the way it sodomizes the material is inexcusable and soThe final in the 'jj and kk star wars' trilogy was an incoherent mess of ideas that once again felt completely alien from the Lucas 6. Is it a poorly produced film? Not by a stretch but the way it sodomizes the material is inexcusable and so the score is that much lower. Someone trallt messed up with these movies. Stick to the Lucas sextuplet. Expand
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JohnnyboneDec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. While the actors are excellent and the story is good, they tried to fit way too many stuff inside a single movie.
The plot ends up seeming too rushed and the movie doesn't "breathe" due to the constant action.
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MattBrady99Dec 24, 2019
A long time ago...four years to be distinct; the space opera ‘Star Wars’ returned to cinemas with ‘The Force Awakens', that brought back the bittersweet experience that fans have been craving for over 30 years. Well lets just say ChristmasA long time ago...four years to be distinct; the space opera ‘Star Wars’ returned to cinemas with ‘The Force Awakens', that brought back the bittersweet experience that fans have been craving for over 30 years. Well lets just say Christmas was magical that year. While I wasn’t quite as wowed as everyone else, but I still enjoyed it otherwise and I was interested where the story will go after J.J. Abrams left his “mystery box” of questions for another director to answer. How exciting and epic the next years will be.

And then the sequel and two spin-offs happened. Well lets just say my interest for these new movies has completely evaporated. And no I don’t feel like I’m being overly negative in the heat this movie is receiving, because right now, at this very moment, my thoughts and overall feeling on this movie are genuine, and re-watching it isn’t going to safe it. ‘Rise of Skywalker’ is a factory made movie with no heart, no soul, and no magic. Words and phrases like: bold, epic, and satisfying - are not the type of words that I would describe this final chapter in the Skywalker saga. I can’t call something bold if it played things incredibly safe. Each movie exists just to shred up and apologize for what came before it.

J.J. Abrams can be hit or miss sometimes, but I must admit he had a difficult task to follow up on ‘Last Jedi’ and Rian Johnson undoing his mystery box questions. If that wasn’t bad enough, the death of Carrie Fisher also had a massive effect on the story, and including her into the movie, while respecting her legacy and giving her as much screen time with the limited deleted footage they have. Abrams sadly treads on familiar ground and doesn't really handle the originals (or even the prequels) with respect. This is literally a remake of ‘Return of The Jedi’.

The story in this movie is almost nonexistent. It’s so rushed that you can’t catch a breather amidst the chaos. Nothing flows naturally. Characters running around and jumping from location to location. I think the quick pace easily hides the poor writing and plot holes. I also thought the title crawl is a bit off and felt it was written by a Reddit user. From the moment the movie starts until it ends nothing makes a lick of sense.

I think the biggest waste of opportunity is the character of Finn, because the potential of greatness was set up in ‘The Force Awakens’, and they didn’t do a single thing with it. I mean, a Stormtrooper who revolt against the corrupt and sinister empire, which is something we haven’t seen before. Heck, a long time ago he held a lightsaber. Unfortunately in this movie he’s a comedic buffoon that sweats and shouts a lot. What a waste of John Boyega’s talent. They did him dirty. I like Daisy Ridley, not so much on Rey. I don’t want to jump on any bandwagon here, but I don’t understand how someone can be so over powered and skillful at the force with barely any training. Whenever there is training it’s over before you know it. There was a point where I said to myself, “Who taught her to do that?”, or “how the hell did she do that?”. I really struggled to emotionally connect with Rey, because there’s nothing more dull than a character with no flaws or growth.

The strongest element throughout these three movies was Kylo Ren by the magnificent Adam Driver. This guy literally carried this series on his back. At least his character as an arc, and not just wasted potential. I actually connected with his inner conflict between the dark side and the light side. Emperor Palpatine is back...for some reason. The vague explanation of why he’s back made it clear to me that Disney had no plan from the start for these new movies. Still, Ian McDiarmid is fantastic as always. He oozes with evil and soaks up every wicked moment of it.

The awkward and ill-placed comedy from ‘Last Jedi’ is still present and it got worse and worse as it went along. With this being the finale, new characters still get introduce and get some development. Like, why are you introducing new characters now? Billy Dee Williams returns as the slick and classy Lando, but sadly doesn't really do much for the story. Richard E. Grant is great as the ruthless new commander of the First Oder with the small screen time he has. Dominic Monaghan, on the other hand, feels like an extra. Rose Tico has a smaller role this time around and her entire love triangle with Finn from ‘Last Jedi’ gets brush under the carpet. Kelly Marie Tran sure can’t catch a break.

The action sequences with the lightsaber fights and space battles were mostly forgettable. Even the scenes that stick to mind wasn’t that special. The camera fails to capture focal points with the grand scale lacking.

Overall rating: An unsatisfying conclusion. At least ‘The Mandalorian’ is good.
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truetrueevilSep 29, 2020
After quite the turmoil of the previous film my gut response at the end was joy. They landed what looked like it might be a crash of a trilogy. Some cameos were unnecessary, and storylines unsatisfied, maybe it could have been moreAfter quite the turmoil of the previous film my gut response at the end was joy. They landed what looked like it might be a crash of a trilogy. Some cameos were unnecessary, and storylines unsatisfied, maybe it could have been more adventurous and there was a tonal shift from the last instalment overall it felt for the better. It finished with a warm glow that more than balanced up for smaller mistakes and the film was strong as a whole. Expand
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ReedlyFeb 2, 2020
Pure trash fire of epic proportions. It confirms the lack of a cohesive plan, poor writing and a core team of movie makers who had no love of the lore or command of its history.
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DarthNihilusDec 23, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Where do I even start with this mess of a movie? It's like JJ Abrams had no idea what he was doing when he came back to finish this trilogy. You can tell he never though he would have to explain most of the things he left dangling in The Force Awakens. I'll try to break this film down as best I can:

STORY

The film picks up about a year after The Last Jedi. The resistance has seemingly regrouped somehow, Kylo Ren leads the First Order and Palpatine is somehow back (No explanation is ever given for this). The entire film plays out like it was adapted from a screenplay written by a kid with ADHD. The first 1/3 of the movie zooms past at a breakneck pace that hardly allows the audience to digest anything that is happening. So many things happen in this film that you could argue it should have been two movies. The so-called emotional moments aren't even real. As soon as something happens to any of our beloved characters, it is immediately reversed. C-3PO loses his memory and gets it right back, Chewie dies! but turns out he didn't since he was on a different ship, Kylo Ren is impaled by Mary Sue, I mean Rey but is immediately healed by her. There are no stakes in this film. Nothing holds any emotional siginificance. This film is a giant middle finger to Rian Johnson and "The Last Jedi" since 1/2 the movie spends its time retconning most of the decision made in the last film. It contains numerous plot holes that are far too expansive to list. By the time you get to the end you are wondering what the hell just happened. This movie is basically a poor carbon coby of Return of the Jedi. CHARACTERS

- Rey is a Mary Sue Force GOD that shows a level of force ability we have never seen before with no explanation given as to how she has such incredible power. Being the emperor's granddaughter is such a cheap cop out and lame excuse to justify her raw force strength. She beats Kylo Ren (just like she has done in the last two movies) and destroys the emperor with little difficulty. Even Yoda had problems beating him and he was the Grand Master of the Jedi Order and the most powerful Jedi we had ever seen. - Finn is just there. They ran out of things for him to do after the first movie. The Casino plot line from the last movie proved that. The only thing he has ever been consistent at is running around screaminig out people's names for no reason. Oh and apparently he is force sensitive?

- Poe seems to be thrust into a leadership role that is unprepared for after the death of Leia and he does his best. They make a mind boggling narrative decision to retcon his backstory and make him a former spice runner just like Han Solo (insert eyeroll). Of the trio of new heroes, he is probably the most likeable and that isn't saying much

- Kylo Ren has been the best new character of this trilogy by far. He steals every scene he is in. It's a shame they killed him off in a sad attempt to recreate the Vader sacrifice from ROTJ. His redemption arc was the only good thing in this whole trilogy

-Leia doesn't do much in this film which is to be expected with the passing of Carrie Fisher. Some of her scenes feel a bit awkward since it is cleared they were edited in from another film. All her scenes feature dialogue from other actors that clearly had to be reworked to include her. -Luke being in this movie is just fan service at it's finest. He exists soley to undone what was done to him in the last film.

-Palpatine as the big bad who orhcestrated everything feels so cheap and rushed. He does nothing and then dies in the most ludicrous way possible. - Everyone Else: Lando is typical Lando, that's about as good as we could expect. Zori Bliss was a totally unneccessary addition as was Jannah. Neither served any true purpose in the story and their roles could have been filled by anyone. Bamboo Frick and D-O are simply a merchandising opportunities.

PLOT HOLES

- Rey can Force Heal ANYTHING. Despite this power having never been shown before she is somehow extrememly proficient at it. - Despite spending nearly her entire life on a desert planet, she somehow knows how to sail through waves that even an experienced sailors would have trouble navigating.
- The Knights of Ren (who don't do anything in this movie) seem to be right on top of our heroes in multiple scenes but never make any attempt to capture them
- The Force skype ability apparently allows characters to transfer solid objects (i.e. Lightsabers) seemingly making space travel irrelevant.
- Palpatine is destroyed via his own Force Lightning due to Rey using dual lightsabers to block? Makes no sense
- Palpatine created & cloned Snoke. From what? From Who?
- Lightspeed Skipping. Completely disregards everything that was already established about interstellar travel. Ships shouldn't be able to jump to hyperspace if they are too close to a gravity well such as a planet. This was established in the OT. - Where the hell did Lando get that fleet?
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AbsozeroJun 5, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The writing just gets worse and worse with this franchise. It’s laughably bad at this point. Expand
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mp303Dec 28, 2019
This is by far the worst SW movie I ever seen. I couldn't believe that it could be worse than Solo or The last jedi but JJ did it. The number of plot holes, dragon ball z level of powers and characters that developted into something mediocreThis is by far the worst SW movie I ever seen. I couldn't believe that it could be worse than Solo or The last jedi but JJ did it. The number of plot holes, dragon ball z level of powers and characters that developted into something mediocre compare to what they strive on episode 7......the cast is really good but bad writting can hurt anyone. Any faith that I had on JJ fixing this made me dislike his work. Maybe on the future that will change, but for now he is one of the worst directors I know. Expand
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FunnyfckerMay 24, 2020
This a inconsistent rant. I refuse to put more effort into a review than the entirely of the director and crew for this movie put into this films story. Thinking back on my experience going to see this movie in theaters I would have to sayThis a inconsistent rant. I refuse to put more effort into a review than the entirely of the director and crew for this movie put into this films story. Thinking back on my experience going to see this movie in theaters I would have to say the only joy I got from the experience was knowing as I walked out of the theater with some relief reminding myself that I used a gift card to pay for the ticket. The whole trilogy especially this final installment are so horribly written they ruin the plot for all previous star wars films. I dislike ALL star wars films now. I am in awe how horribly this movie and the two previous one were handled. How with hundreds of millions of fans who love anything star wars and many decades of history proping up the star wars franchise and lore can Disney fail so miserably and consistently I think is monumental and fills me with absolute awe. I never thought before anyone could fail so thoroughly I can scarcely believe it. I genuinely can't. Some part of me finds it more believable this **** pile of a film was done horribly on purpose. This somehow surpasses the ability to be so bad it's good. Everyone about this movie just screams a depressing level incompetent stupidity, lack of giving a **** about proper story writing, and millions of dollars dumped into flashy animation. Really the only engaging things about this movie are blatant marketing campaigns to sell toys and other merch. I mean screw it, the suspension of disbelief is impossible anyways so why not divert screen time toward inserting ads into this stupid film. I know marketing toys in star wars films go as far back as ewoks but considering the urgency for this franchise to pull itself out of it's own ass seeing its existence in this film make me want to throttle that ****-stain of a director. Disney is drowning star wars in incompetence but gotta shill toy robots with it's limited runtime. **** me running. **** everything about Disney and star wars. Expand
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KayVen17Dec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Ich war trotz der großen Enttäuschung von Episode 8 sehr gespannt auf das Finale der Sequel-Trilogie und das angebliche Ende der kompletten Saga. Ich war im IMAX-Kino und war komplett gespannt auf das große Finale. Als ich nach dem Film aus dem Kinosaal rausging hatte ich kein richtiges Bild. Ich sah viel Gutes und viel Schlechtes (leider hatte ich damals ein ähnliches Gefühl in Episode 8). Auf der Rückfahrt vom Kino habe ich dann alles verarbeitet und kam leider schlussendlich zu dem Entschluss, dass ich enttäuscht bin. Aber ich denke auch, dass JJ wirklich das Beste versucht hat um daraus einen fantastischen Film zu machen, doch vielleicht ist die Wunde von Episode 8 bei mir inzwischen zu tief. Episode 7 war zwar ein Remake, holte mich allerdings wenigstens wieder simpel in die Welt von Star Wars zurück. Episode 8 war mutig dank Rian Johnsen’s Entscheidung, doch diese Entscheidung gefielen mir simpel gesagt einfach nicht. Nun nach Episode 9 merkt man einfach spürbar, dass kein roter Faden bei den 3 Teilen gemacht. Er macht tatsächlich Episode 8 noch schlechter in meinen Augen (was ich nicht schlimm finde) und so funktioniert keine Trilogie. Aber komme ich mal zu Episode 9 selbst. Das Tempo, was der Film besonders in der ersten Hälfte hat, gefällt mir ganz und gar nicht. Man hat das Gefühl, dass Handlungen, die in der normalen Trilogie wahrscheinlich den halben Film eingenommen hätten hier in 15 Minuten gerast werden. Zudem kommen viele Zufälle, wo ich einfach nur Stirnrunzeln bekam. Dazu kommen im Mittelteil viele dramatische Momente, die aber dann schnell ausgemerzt werden. Szenen wie C3PO, der vermeintlich sein Gedächtnis verliert (zeitweise) oder Dark-Rey, die mal zwei Sätze sagen darf sind einfach für die Trailer-Vermarktung gemacht worden. Wirklich nötig waren sie nicht. Im Finale soll dann der Fan-Service alles rausholen was geht, aber tatsächlich war es mir doch zu wenig. Klar ich sehe alle möglichen Schiffe in 40 Jahren Star Wars Geschichte, aber wirklich in Aktion erlebe ich sie nicht. Auch die Stimmen aller Jedi’s finde ich nette und schöne Idee, doch ein paar hätte ich dann doch lieber in Form von Machtgeistern gesehen (es wären nicht alle nötig gewesen). Besonders auffällig im Film, obwohl auf sowas eigentlich versuche nicht drauf zu achten… PLOTHOLES. Ich will nicht auf alle eingehen, aber bei manchen Antworten musste ich ebenfalls Stirnrunzeln.
Bei den Charakteren stört mich neben Super-Rey (die jetzt wirklich alles heilen kann) eigentlich alles gleich bei den Figuren wie in den Vorgängern. Kylo Ren gefiel mir tatsächlich in dem Punkt am besten. Darth Sidious war dagegen leider für mich ein Schlag ins Gesicht, weil die Rückkehr von ihm nicht wirklich erklärt wird. Das mag einige nicht stören. Für mich macht es die Stärke eines Episode 6 dramatisch kaputt. Im Endeffekt ist Anakins Bestimmung ein Witz, aber das ist ein Diskussionsthema wo man lange diskutieren kann.
Bei soviel Kritik, will ich aber auch sagen, dass der Film wirklich nicht schlecht ist, aber wenn er sich selbst als übergreifendes Ende der ganzen Saga betitelt, dann muss ich da auch ein bisschen das große Ganze vergleichen. Nach diesem Film habe ich aber schlussendlich entschieden Episode 6 als Ende der Saga zu sehen.
Mal sehen was die Zukunft unserem Star Wars bringt. The Mandalorian finde ich zum Beispiel hammer!
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CalandriaOct 29, 2020
When i went to the cinema, i knew that it is going to be bad, well at least i laught with it.

In summary, this movie is a fanfic and objectively it is the worst Star Wars movie, but i repeat it is so bad that i laught with it.
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S0LiDDec 22, 2019
J.J. Abrams has destroyed (with both **** movies) the third Star Wars trilogy, with a bunch of unimportant characters, non sense script and nothing new. Never again please.
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evilgregDec 28, 2019
Flat and lifeless. I just didn't connect to the characters at all.

My kids split on it, one gave it a B and the other a C-. I was just happy when it ended.
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eljonDec 21, 2019
I don't know what to think about this film. It's stunning for a Star Wars film,I'll give you that but storywise this film is just really not that good. This movie showed moments of brilliance and it also showed me that it was so bad duringI don't know what to think about this film. It's stunning for a Star Wars film,I'll give you that but storywise this film is just really not that good. This movie showed moments of brilliance and it also showed me that it was so bad during some scenes.It was so overwhelming that this movie can drain you because you don't know what's going on anymore. Some of this new ideas they put in the movie were innovative but they didn't make any sense and somehow because of this the movie suffers. I'm just really divided on this film. It's not bad but it's not great either.People are going to say a lot of things and say that the movie is so bad and that's their opinion. I respect that. But to me in my opinion,just being honest here the movie is just mediocre. I guess you have to see it for yourself to have an opinion on it. Disney could've done more but it is what it is. I'm not supposed to like the movie but I do and I don't know how which is weird. Well it's the end of a franchise thinking about this trilogy I'll look back and say it was just mediocre. The end. Expand
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KatheryneTDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie starts off well but but by the middle of the film you start to feel the cringe. The final act of the movie is ridiculous. JJ pulls on a lot of nostalgia which as a fan I did appreciate after 40 years, however there's problems I have with the film. There's stuff that breaks cannon. It trys hard to win you over by using very emotional moments, with fan service. But moves too quickly through one plot to another and hopping to different locations. Of course the photography is stunning though and I did like Daisy Ridley and Adam Drivers acting in the film. However if you ask me Finns lines while better than the last Jedi, still seemed to be mostly cut down to short lines. Princess Liea's passing away did not feel emotional enough it lacked something and felt sterile. Only seeing chewbacca break down crying out gave me the real heart felt notion that she has died and chewbacca is clearly upset. Poe actually looks good at the helm of the millennium falcon I always felt he was a good looking Rogue type in this trilogy. The millions of star Destroyers and resistance ships by the last act is truly terrible. The New force powers are a joke. Essentially being able to heal people is a nice thing a jedi might do but it's never been done on a movie. I really never liked this force communication thing Rey and Kylo can do. Now they can even reach through time and space and pass each other objects too and fight each other! Talk about lazy and absurd at the same time. I find JJ can't really find anything original to create in this movie and for that reason is not any different than The Force Awakens. Expand
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ChancewiJul 23, 2020
There was such hope for Disney Star Wars but Ryan Johnson had to go and screw that all up. JJ didn't have a whole lot of room to fix what RJ messed up so badly with this garbage movie. Rey had such potential but they turned her into a MaryThere was such hope for Disney Star Wars but Ryan Johnson had to go and screw that all up. JJ didn't have a whole lot of room to fix what RJ messed up so badly with this garbage movie. Rey had such potential but they turned her into a Mary Sue, Finn they just shuffled into the back group when he and Rey could have been Jedi together kicking storm trooper behinds! Disney, you messed up but i really hope you can fix it. All I have left to say in the immortal words of Finn "REY!!!!!!" Expand
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kooluhlDec 21, 2019
Two thing will insure that you enjoy this film. 1 If you hated The Last Jedi
2 If your favorite artist is Jackson Pollock
It was like watching three hockey games at the same time. You spend and absorbent amount of time trying to figure out
Two thing will insure that you enjoy this film. 1 If you hated The Last Jedi
2 If your favorite artist is Jackson Pollock
It was like watching three hockey games at the same time. You spend and absorbent amount of time trying to figure out the teams before you don't care about any of it anymore. I never new you could see two directors disagree on a vision via movie. Awful, and my heart is broken...
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