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  • Summary: Welcome to the erotica business. It's your dream. You're the boss of an international erotica group with film and sound studios, a casting office, marketing department etc! But everyone has to begin at the bottom. So you start up with your attractive girlfriend in a sleepy little town in theWelcome to the erotica business. It's your dream. You're the boss of an international erotica group with film and sound studios, a casting office, marketing department etc! But everyone has to begin at the bottom. So you start up with your attractive girlfriend in a sleepy little town in the desert. But as if that's not enough: You're almost broke and the FBI is after you, too. It's up to you to make the most of your exciting new career as a producer of erotica. Expand
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  1. 10
    Lula's just trash. It's not satirical or insightful. It's not really funny. It's certainly not sexy. It's just not that interesting.
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  1. Mar 28, 2021
    10
    Grew up on this game, at that time very entertaining, light game and very enjoyable
  2. Oct 29, 2015
    10
    What dressloarn wrote. And now re-released on a certain 3 letter platform run by the guys behind Geralt of Rivia!

    And seriously, if you
    What dressloarn wrote. And now re-released on a certain 3 letter platform run by the guys behind Geralt of Rivia!

    And seriously, if you don't know this game and it's cheesy humor, you're either younger than 20 or grew up under a rock. A must have, not only because of the erotic theme but because it's a fairly decent economic sim on the 2nd and 3rd levels of gameplay.

    Oh, and the fapping :)
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  3. Oct 26, 2015
    10
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  4. Nov 8, 2015
    7
    Fajna, ale tylko pierwsza część gry w motelu. Potem jako potentat w mieście już całkiem do bani. Gra bez samouczka, podpowiedzi, nie widomo coFajna, ale tylko pierwsza część gry w motelu. Potem jako potentat w mieście już całkiem do bani. Gra bez samouczka, podpowiedzi, nie widomo co robić, kasa się topi..... Szkoda czasu, to nie symulator ekonomiczny, raczej fajna ciekawostka. Expand
  5. Feb 12, 2019
    6
    This game has a very good humour, not only because of the story and the characters, but also because of the drawings. So yes, the atmosphereThis game has a very good humour, not only because of the story and the characters, but also because of the drawings. So yes, the atmosphere is great.

    The gameplay is not bad and you need to think about what to do next and there are 3 levels, where the game is more and more complex. Unfortunately it gets repetetive and annoying in the 2nd level,because your director demands sex toys so often and you need to search them in the shop. In addition there are no walkthrough, hints or manuals in internet about this game.

    Sadly there are still so many political correct people in the world that are so much afraid of seeing some boobs or hints to sex, just like in middle age.
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  6. Sep 7, 2016
    3
    It wasn't a good products back in the days and It is not a good product in this re-release.
    Gameplay is very light , very few option to
    It wasn't a good products back in the days and It is not a good product in this re-release.
    Gameplay is very light , very few option to choose from, both management and adventure parts are very basic...so sadly after the first level get boring very quickly.
    The "Hot stuff" (very soft) is dated and has a very prevedible humor around it.
    It's more like an Android game with fanservice than a real videogame for pc.
    If you are looking for a "sexy-comedy game" find something like "Leisure Suit Larry" point and click adventures for example.
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  7. Nov 1, 2015
    2
    Look, I'm no SJW. I like risque games generally and I don't have an issue with games tackling subjects that are seen as taboo or whatever.Look, I'm no SJW. I like risque games generally and I don't have an issue with games tackling subjects that are seen as taboo or whatever.

    The problem with Lula is that it's just a god-awful game. I played this many, many years ago and even as a teenager back then it was bloody awful - to see it re-released on GOG was a surprise for many reasons; not just because of its' content, but because it's not good enough to be remembered fondly by anyone, nor good enough to be played with any enjoyment in 2015.

    The premise is fine, and if combined with good humour and some clever gameplay mechanics, this could have been a cult hit for the right reasons. However, it's only a cult anything because 'LOL BOOBS'.

    It's now 2015 though. If you seriously need a crap game for cartoon boobs, you don't internet too well! Just avoid, seriously. It's not worth even a curious look.
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