Lula: The Sexy Empire

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  1. Digitally Downloaded
    Oct 27, 2015
    10
    Lula's just trash. It's not satirical or insightful. It's not really funny. It's certainly not sexy. It's just not that interesting.

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5.7

Mixed or average reviews- based on 39 Ratings

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  1. dressloarn
    Oct 26, 2015
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click full review link to view. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap… Full Review »
  2. Tubey
    Nov 1, 2015
    2
    Look, I'm no SJW. I like risque games generally and I don't have an issue with games tackling subjects that are seen as taboo or whatever.Look, I'm no SJW. I like risque games generally and I don't have an issue with games tackling subjects that are seen as taboo or whatever.

    The problem with Lula is that it's just a god-awful game. I played this many, many years ago and even as a teenager back then it was bloody awful - to see it re-released on GOG was a surprise for many reasons; not just because of its' content, but because it's not good enough to be remembered fondly by anyone, nor good enough to be played with any enjoyment in 2015.

    The premise is fine, and if combined with good humour and some clever gameplay mechanics, this could have been a cult hit for the right reasons. However, it's only a cult anything because 'LOL BOOBS'.

    It's now 2015 though. If you seriously need a crap game for cartoon boobs, you don't internet too well! Just avoid, seriously. It's not worth even a curious look.    … Full Review »
  3. Waclaw
    Oct 29, 2015
    10
    What dressloarn wrote. And now re-released on a certain 3 letter platform run by the guys behind Geralt of Rivia!

    And seriously, if you    What dressloarn wrote. And now re-released on a certain 3 letter platform run by the guys behind Geralt of Rivia!

    And seriously, if you don't know this game and it's cheesy humor, you're either younger than 20 or grew up under a rock. A must have, not only because of the erotic theme but because it's a fairly decent economic sim on the 2nd and 3rd levels of gameplay.

    Oh, and the fapping :)    … Full Review »
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