Lula: The Sexy Empire

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5.7

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  1. dressloarn
    Oct 26, 2015
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap… Expand
  2. Tubey
    Nov 1, 2015
    2
    Look, I'm no SJW. I like risque games generally and I don't have an issue with games tackling subjects that are seen as taboo or whatever.

    The problem with Lula is that it's just a god-awful game. I played this many, many years ago and even as a teenager back then it was bloody awful - to see it re-released on GOG was a surprise for many reasons; not just because of its' content, but    Look, I'm no SJW. I like risque games generally and I don't have an issue with games tackling subjects that are seen as taboo or whatever.

    The problem with Lula is that it's just a god-awful game. I played this many, many years ago and even as a teenager back then it was bloody awful - to see it re-released on GOG was a surprise for many reasons; not just because of its' content, but because it's not good enough to be remembered fondly by anyone, nor good enough to be played with any enjoyment in 2015.

    The premise is fine, and if combined with good humour and some clever gameplay mechanics, this could have been a cult hit for the right reasons. However, it's only a cult anything because 'LOL BOOBS'.

    It's now 2015 though. If you seriously need a crap game for cartoon boobs, you don't internet too well! Just avoid, seriously. It's not worth even a curious look.    … Expand
  3. Waclaw
    Oct 29, 2015
    10
    What dressloarn wrote. And now re-released on a certain 3 letter platform run by the guys behind Geralt of Rivia!

    And seriously, if you don't know this game and it's cheesy humor, you're either younger than 20 or grew up under a rock. A must have, not only because of the erotic theme but because it's a fairly decent economic sim on the 2nd and 3rd levels of gameplay.

    Oh, and the fapping :)
  4. darek79r19
    Nov 8, 2015
    7
    Fajna, ale tylko pierwsza część gry w motelu. Potem jako potentat w mieście już całkiem do bani. Gra bez samouczka, podpowiedzi, nie widomo co robić, kasa się topi..... Szkoda czasu, to nie symulator ekonomiczny, raczej fajna ciekawostka.
  5. guhijo
    Nov 4, 2015
    8
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. testtesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttest… Expand
  6. gracjanski
    Feb 12, 2019
    6
    This game has a very good humour, not only because of the story and the characters, but also because of the drawings. So yes, the atmosphere is great.

    The gameplay is not bad and you need to think about what to do next and there are 3 levels, where the game is more and more complex. Unfortunately it gets repetetive and annoying in the 2nd level,because your director demands sex toys so    This game has a very good humour, not only because of the story and the characters, but also because of the drawings. So yes, the atmosphere is great.

    The gameplay is not bad and you need to think about what to do next and there are 3 levels, where the game is more and more complex. Unfortunately it gets repetetive and annoying in the 2nd level,because your director demands sex toys so often and you need to search them in the shop. In addition there are no walkthrough, hints or manuals in internet about this game.

    Sadly there are still so many political correct people in the world that are so much afraid of seeing some boobs or hints to sex, just like in middle age.    … Expand
  7. ComandanteCobra
    Sep 7, 2016
    3
    It wasn't a good products back in the days and It is not a good product in this re-release.
    Gameplay is very light , very few option to choose from, both management and adventure parts are very basic...so sadly after the first level get boring very quickly.
    The "Hot stuff" (very soft) is dated and has a very prevedible humor around it. It's more like an Android game with fanservice than    It wasn't a good products back in the days and It is not a good product in this re-release.
    Gameplay is very light , very few option to choose from, both management and adventure parts are very basic...so sadly after the first level get boring very quickly.
    The "Hot stuff" (very soft) is dated and has a very prevedible humor around it.
    It's more like an Android game with fanservice than a real videogame for pc.
    If you are looking for a "sexy-comedy game" find something like "Leisure Suit Larry" point and click adventures for example.    … Expand
  8. freakapotamus
    Mar 28, 2021
    10
    Grew up on this game, at that time very entertaining, light game and very enjoyable

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  1. Digitally Downloaded
    Oct 27, 2015
    10
    Lula's just trash. It's not satirical or insightful. It's not really funny. It's certainly not sexy. It's just not that interesting.
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