Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Charlie Says loses much of its potency whenever it's not directly about the ordinary motives of the individual Manson clan members.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 10, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
While many of the jokes in Hotel Transylvania: Transformania probably won’t linger in your mind, they are still fairly well-executed.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
This Changes Everything isn't a game-changer, but it is jarring enough to be scary.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 29, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
As a filmmaker, Drasnin should not have relied so singularly on Rittenberg's testimony.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 10, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
The Curse of Downers Grove coasts on pulpy fumes thanks to its creators' effective emphasis on circumstantial peril over character-driven drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 23, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Nothing in Moonwalkers matches Perlman's performance, but he frequently elevates desperate-to-please gags to stoner-comedy greatness.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 12, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Liang and Zhang’s young heroes would be far more universal if they were just credibly hormonal.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Assassination is a blast whenever the director doesn't take his melodramatic plot too seriously.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Like the anime series, Jujutsu Kaisen 0 sometimes feels too much like a Cliffs Notes adaptation, despite also featuring more interaction between the supporting characters and the lead protagonist than the original manga.- TheWrap
- Posted Mar 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The messy but charming concert doc Straight Into a Storm works best if you treat unfocused on-camera interviews with the members of Rhode Island–based folk/grunge-rock group Deer Tick like an unintrospective but affectionate video memoir of the group’s rise to alt-rock prominence.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 14, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Farrier doesn’t really take us to any dark corners of Organ’s life that he can’t talk his way out of, but Mister Organ does capture the miasmic anxiety that surrounds his mysterious subject.- TheWrap
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- Simon Abrams
The retrospective nature of this documentary character study requires some creative liberties, but treating one of your two main characters like a special guest in her own movie suggests that telling a better story was unfortunately the top priority here.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 28, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Infini doesn't go anywhere that superior science fiction films haven't already, but for a while, it's exciting enough to feel brand-new.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The darkly funny American indie drama Small Engine Repair works best when it’s a hangout comedy starring three schlubby New England burnouts.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 7, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
While it doesn't cohere into anything more substantial than a collection of self-loathing anxieties, Japanese teledrama Penance is effectively unnerving on a scene-for-scene basis thanks to writer/director Kiyoshi Kurosawa's preference for ambience over character-driven drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 11, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Guns Akimbo may be too mild to be memorable, but it is a mostly satisfying time-waster.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 19, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Redeemer may not be as good as its star, but it does give Zaror enough room to shine.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
There may be nothing new about America Underdog, but it’s still good enough, as far as non-perishable comfort food goes.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Hover may sometimes be unbelievably generic, but Osterman, adapting Coleman’s clever scenario, nails a universal power dynamic.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 28, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Derrickson and Cargill successfully tailor their focused and mostly compelling narrative to a Steven Spielberg/Amblin Entertainment–esque bit of Stephen King–sploitation.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Established “My Hero Academia” fans will probably enjoy Class 1-A’s typically endearing group dynamic, even if none of the jokes in the movie are that great. And their big fight with Nine is genuinely well-staged and climactic, thanks to some impressive computer graphics and director Kenji Nagasaki’s thoughtful staging and choreography.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 26, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, the best and worst thing about director Dominique Rocher and his two co-writers’ scenario is its familiarity.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 11, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
[Shirai] indulges his subjects' lack of introspection and focuses on the ephemeral beauty of the brewery's centuries-old sake-making method.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Despite its title, Drew: The Man Behind the Poster is not a documentary about movie poster artist Drew Struzan. Instead, Struzan's poster art is the film's real subject.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
A strong ensemble cast, led by Sterling K. Brown and Regina Hall, does a lot of emotional heavy lifting in the otherwise lightweight mockumentary Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 26, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Post Tenebras Lux is certainly unique, but Reygadas is often intensely more interested in provoking his audience than actually fleshing out his heady ideas.- The Playlist
- Posted Apr 12, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Pretty Lethal doesn’t even fully take flight once it finally escapes the realm of good taste, though it does feature a handful of standout moments and images. You might scratch your head a few times, but you also may enjoy yourself if you only want the filmmakers to embrace their unhinged high-concept premise- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 24, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
If you’re at all curious about “One Piece,” you might still enjoy One Piece Film Red, since it’s a better-than-average highlight reel for Oda’s ingratiating and vividly realized characters. Just don’t feel bad if you exit the theater feeling confused and a little unfulfilled; this new feature’s more of an oversized sampler platter than a full-sized meal.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 4, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
There’s nothing wrong, in other words, with the idea of setting an all-ages haunted house-style chase movie in a corny bulk retail store. The main thing holding back Spirit Halloween: The Movie is that its young stars never get to convincingly act their age.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 28, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Neither the action scenes nor the musical numbers stand out though, and none of the characters or their performers transcend their expected roles.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 9, 2022
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