Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The Paper Tigers is still very much a martial arts movie that ends with a late-night rooftop fight, and then a celebratory dim sum meal. But if you already like this sort of lightweight crowdpleaser, you’re bound to find something worthwhile here.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 7, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
For a while, the found-footage horror thriller “Bodycam” appears to have something to say and, therefore, a better-than-average sense of how to handle its subgenre’s tropes and tics. Then, in the last 10-15 minutes, the illusion is spoiled.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 13, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
I’m still shocked that Followed is as funny as it is given that Mike is as obnoxious as you might expect given his very online, anything-for-the-lulz persona. He’s a cartoonishly loud, entitled millennial who never stops reminding us that he only cares about the sound of his own voice. He’s also sometimes unintentionally hysterical?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 23, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Blood-soaked Indonesian martial arts flick Headshot is for anyone who liked "The Bourne Identity," but wished it were way more violent.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Greed is never the sum of its best parts since other actors — especially Jamie Blackley, who, playing young McCreadie in a series of flashbacks, is fine but relatively disappointing — can’t pull off the movie’s delicate balance of broad humor and po-faced drama.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 21, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
There’s more atmosphere than plot in the Romanian drama Intregalde, a moody parable that sometimes feels like the Eastern European arthouse response to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 18, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Extraterrestrial never settles into a groove, and therefore never becomes more than a collection of effectively icky scenes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 21, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
It’s schtickier and less assured than the first “Shazam!” but these leftovers still reheat well enough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 17, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Once Haunter's story snaps into focus, and its creators pull you towards its inevitable conclusion, the film's flaws become that much more apparent.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 18, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Prisoner of War may sometimes deliver what you hope for, but it’s an otherwise sloppy outing for Adkins, who by now should expect more from himself and his audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 19, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Ultimately, Beneath is better than your average Roger Corman clone because it is more serious than trivial.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
There is, in other words, nothing new in Hellions that you can't get already in earlier, more ambitious horror films. But McDonald delivers an effective thrice-told tale, and he does it with enough avant garde flair to show viewers that temper their expectations a good time.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 24, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The artful parallels that director Chan Tze Woon draws between contemporary and now middle-aged pro-democratic Hong Kong protesters often seem insubstantial given the movie’s thinly drawn narrative of historic events.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, there’s enough affection and charm in the movie’s first half to keep Teenage Badass running on fumes most of the way home.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 18, 2020
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 3, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The gory, but weirdly blasé Russian black comedy Why Don’t You Just Die! feels like a gross exercise in style that’s also a passable tribute to Jim Thompson’s bleakly hilarious crime novels, and a brain-dead critique of post-Soviet consumerism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Smart and scary horror films about faith, and loneliness are rare, and for the most part, "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" is pretty exciting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 13, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Vettaiyan may sometimes feel like the worst kind of throwback, but it still manages to coast on its star and his collaborators’ unshakable faith in crowd-pleasing movie logic. The filmmakers don’t miss a formulaic story beat nor do they skimp on what they think their audience will want from Rajinikanth.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Gans’ sequel delivers more of the same, so it likely won’t impress anyone who doesn’t already enjoy getting lost in the fog.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 23, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
When a movie doesn’t quite come together, it’s often tempting to say that something essential is missing. I’m not so sure that that’s true of “Hypochondriac,” a rather good psychodrama about repressed childhood trauma that’s also an underwhelming horror movie about mental illness.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
With “The 4:30 Movie,” a lightly likable coming-of-age story and romantic-comedy, writer/director Kevin Smith (“Clerks III,” “Jay and Silent Reboot”) offers low-stakes nostalgia and very little else.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Deerskin isn’t weird enough to be great, mostly because Dupieux (“Rubber, “Reality”) is a little too precious when it comes to pacing, characterizations, humor, etc.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Sometimes, the suggestive nature of Gregg’s impressionistic mood piece—as well as a characteristically strong lead performance by Riseborough (Possessor, Mandy)—is enough to sustain one’s interest in Here Before. Right up until Gregg lobs an unsettling and only partly satisfying twist at viewers and leaves us to work through our feelings on our own time.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 11, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The cleverest additions to the “Hellraiser” canon will only be apparent to established fans since the makers of the latest movie awkwardly graft a sometimes-inspired monster movie onto the back of a trauma-focused character study.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 7, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The movie’s fun, if a bit staid, when it’s in all-monsters-attack mode, but Ultraman: Rising doesn’t stand out whenever it requires more of your attention.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 14, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, some climactic fight scenes, featuring strong action choreography and a clear overall presentation, give “One Spoon of Chocolate” the great emotional release it needs after so much dramatic buildup.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, there's a considerable nasty streak that runs throughout Furies, and it isn't limited to the movie's antagonists.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 23, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
While some of the film's wide emotional turns—from over-caffeinated road movie to magically-realistic melodrama and back again—are not handled with care, the film is more than the sum of its unequal parts.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, the quality of storytelling here often isn’t strong enough to hold one’s interest throughout such a diminutive runtime. Still, you might enjoy yourself if you don’t expect much character development, but do look forward to some creative uses of improvised weapons, like a hammer and a septic tank lid.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The Burning Sea may ultimately be too uptight for its own good, but there’s enough here to satisfy disaster aficionados who’ve already been here before and only really want to root for more of the same.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 25, 2022
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