Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The Elephant Queen may not suit every adult viewers’ taste, but it is exceptionally sensitive and consistently thoughtful, especially when it’s concerned with the sorts of facts of life of which younger kids are probably already vaguely aware.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 17, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Cassel’s Gauguin may ultimately be a lightweight cinematic descendant of the monstrous European pioneers that Klaus Kinski played in Aguirre, the Wrath of God and Fitzcarraldo, but he’s also both menacing and pitiable enough to make Gauguin: Voyage to Tahiti riveting on a moment-to-moment basis.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 12, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Chashme Baddoor's modest charms dissipate quickly, but they're certainly real.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 9, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Piers McGrail's nuanced, moody cinematography brings out the best in writer-director Ivan Kavanagh's over-mannered but effectively creepy ghost story.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Superior found-footage horror film Creep tellingly loses steam after it stops being a rote but tense game of chicken between a normcore derangoid (he likes hikes, hugs, and pancakes) and his wary victim.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Wu and Lin have great chemistry, but only because Chow was smart enough to reimagine Journey to the West as a rare character-driven big-budget action-adventure — the kind of thing Americans might love if they knew it existed.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 2, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Barely Lethal's combination of bawdy humor and earnest affection for its high-school-aged protagonists is surprisingly well-balanced.- Village Voice
- Posted May 26, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Dany's mystery may ultimately go one twist too far. But until then, viewers can easily lose themselves while daydreaming about a French dame in distress with bad luck and an alluring look.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 15, 2015
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- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Boss is that rare Bollywood action film whose stars are worthy of the pedestal they're put on.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 29, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
First-time director Stiles White's effective use of long takes and director of photography David Emmerichs's wide-angle digital cinematography make an otherwise generic teen ghost story unexpectedly atmospheric.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 28, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Documentary character study Kung Fu Elliot starts off as a cringe-humor portrait of a delusional would-be action star, but gradually transforms into a thoughtful examination of its title character's naïveté.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 24, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Instead of over-glorifying their shared past, Ericsson pays loving tribute to what remains of his subjects' relationship.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 16, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Chan seems to do everything he can think of to ingratiate himself with viewers.- Village Voice
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- Simon Abrams
What's most arresting is the way Mizgirev's vision of 1860s Russia shines through in the perspiration on Champagne goblets, the flicker of candlelight on faces, and the sheen of polished-steel dueling pistols.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Queer writer-director Mitchell Lichtenstein (the mind behind the vagina dentata horror-comedy Teeth) and an impressive team of collaborators inspire laughs and/or terror out of the libidinal hang-ups of frail stay-at-home mom Constance (Jena Malone) and her unfulfilled spouse, Joseph (Ed Stoppard).- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 16, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Not Going Quietly credibly highlights the “moral stakes” of Barkan’s cause, as one of his colleague says, with a welcome mix of candor and artful consideration.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Thank You for Playing transforms a father's confession into a revealing work of art.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, Cooke crams in so much persuasively appalling information — especially during a tangential aside on mentally ill patients’ high death rates — that it’s easy to forgive him for seemingly trying to push all viewers’ proverbial buttons at once.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Schwarz piles on more than enough damning interview footage to support his and Katz’s case, making Tantura a better-than-average work of docu-agitprop.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Because Silence’s might doesn’t eventually set things right for Snow Hill’s residents, The Great Silence goes out with a devastating bang.- Village Voice
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- Simon Abrams
Yakusho's breathless, riveting performance grounds The World of Kanako even as it threatens to devolve into an unbearable series of nihilistic plot twists and gory set pieces.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
In this case, Eckhart exudes the sort of unselfconscious paternal energy that’s needed to keep things moving in between the familiar, but well-executed disaster movie story beats. He almost single-handedly makes Deep Water a better-than-average genre exercise, though the bloody shark attacks and corny banter don’t hurt either.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 30, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
While this new “Dragon Ball” spinoff may not be all things to all viewers, it’s also a thrilling showcase for Toriyama’s beloved characters.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The sturdy but shallow martial arts melodrama Ip Man 4: The Finale isn’t much more than what fans have already gotten from the popular action franchise.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Impressive sound design, which makes every carabiner clink and boulder impact seem monumental, and Lee’s skilled use of close-up photography (combined with fast-cut montage editing) make “The Climbers” worth seeing on a big screen.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 1, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
While some talking points tend to be belabored and others don’t get unpacked at great enough length, Lynch/Oz still offers movie-lovers a variety of thoughtful and dynamic new ways of seeing Lynch’s work.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
If you like unabashedly corny teen romances, there’s a fair chance that the sheer too-much-ness of The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie will appeal to you.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Human error—or uncertainty—is the biggest source of tension in this movie, and it goes a long way towards making this sequel (a little) more than the sum of its flashy parts. You may not need another Escape Room, but this new one is good enough to leave you wanting more.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2021
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