Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
It’s the quasi-gothic scenario that’s amusing here, and it’s as fraught as it is straight-forward. That and a perverse sense of humor puts “Amelia’s Children” over the top, though it’s never quite ha-ha hard enough to be satirical, nor sincere enough to be campy.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 1, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, despite its creators’ general fussiness, The Truffle Hunters is good enough, if only because guys like Carlo and Angelo are more charming than they are eccentric.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 5, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, Jodo’s latest is also way too weird to be hagiographic. It’s indulgent, absurd, frustrating, and more than a little gross. It’s also idiosyncratic and funny enough, and in ways that Jodo’s fans will probably love.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 7, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Retrograde, bloated, and formulaic. It's also consistently sincere, energizing, and charming.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 4, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The spectacularly dumb, and weirdly entertaining bad-taste thriller Bad Samaritan is the kind of movie that many will assume can only be enjoyed ironically, or just with some sort of emotional detachment.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 4, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
This is a comedy that encourages viewers to be impulsive, and pointedly seek love and acceptance outside of "normal" social institutions, especially when it comes to family and romance.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Ratnam and his collaborators stick the landing on their gargantuan pot-boiler, and while Krishnamurthy’s world may not look as grand as it seemed, either in the moviemakers’ heads or on the page, it is big enough to get lost in.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 2, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
It’s a series of comedic sketches about people who are too self-involved to empathize with each other. It’s also a plaintively blunt wake-up call, and an effective demand for viewers' vigilant sensitivity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
For those who have understandably not seen Takakura's original film due to international distribution issues: think "The Fugitive," only this time, Tommy Lee Jones' gruff cop is replaced by a more sympathetic hot-shot detective.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 4, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 not only has a more involved story, but also features more engaged filmmaking throughout, with more camera setups and visual brio.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 4, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The film will only work for you if you expect it not to make sense, and enjoy jokes that go on and on and then suddenly (and repeatedly) jack-knife off a cliff or two.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Loro feels like the work of a more mature artist. Sorrentino knows exactly who his Berlusconi is, and, with the help of Servillo — who delivers a characteristically impressive performance — manages to make the former Prime Minister’s total lack of introspection seem ironically revealing. Ecco Silvio: pathetic, alone, indestructible.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 20, 2019
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 21, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Dumont's characters' motives are consequently hard to divine, despite convincingly twitchy performances from French actors Fabrice Luchini and Juliette Binoche. So while I do recommend Slack Bay, I must warn you: this is a misanthropic comedy that features cannibalism, weird religious overtones, and a lot of goony pratfalls.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 21, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
It takes a moment for the action to start—about 38 minutes—but once it does, this otherwise generic thriller’s flimsy relevance and unusual pacing not only seem more forgivable but maybe even sneakily clever.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 13, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Cornish's gift for working with child actors is still apparent, as is his knack for dynamic action set pieces. The Kid Who Would Be King is not, in that sense, everything that it could have been. But it is fun where it counts and that's realistically what matters most.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Here, the filmmakers know exactly what kind of movie their audience wants and have a better-than-average plan to deliver it. You say you want more bromantic chemistry, over-the-top action, and flamboyant, logic-defying plot twists? “War 2” delivers all of that.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 18, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
An average scene in Confess, Fletch features several different kinds of humor, including callbacks, running jokes, physical comedy, and character-driven wordplay, all of which either flatter the individual actors or show off how well they work with their co-stars.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 14, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
While most other films sprint through expository dialogue, and bluster their way through action scenes, The Last Witch Hunter is measured enough to make you want to suspend your disbelief.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 22, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
There’s no question that Neel’s the key to Salaar’s success, so it’s hard to get too upset for his reminding us with every italicized, bolded, and underlined flourish.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 5, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
While the action scenes may be the best reason to watch "Striking Rescue," they're not the only ones. There's almost enough off-kilter energy to keep pace with Jaa's on-screen intensity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 6, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
A very good film, but only if you're willing to inevitably submit to its anarchic sensibility.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 9, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
I can’t honestly recommend Climate of the Hunter to everybody; it’s not a generic horror movie, but rather a dark arthouse fantasy that brings to mind the films of Ingmar Bergman and Andy Milligan. To say that Reece’s movie is bound to be an acquired taste would be something of an understatement.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 18, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The Taiwanese horror movie The Sadness is both conceptually exhausting and viscerally upsetting—an ideal summer movie for the third year of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 12, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Yen doesn’t exactly swing for the fences here, but Sakra still lands exactly where its multi-hyphenate star needs it to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 14, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Unlike a lot of recent indie horror movies, An Unquiet Grave doesn’t feel bogged down by the last few decades’ worth of American horror. It’s a spare, dread-filled mood piece whose just-so dialogue, too-tight close-ups, and deceptively subdued pacing all tease out small, but essential details from both of these elusive central characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The exceptionally fun martial arts beat-em-up Kickboxer: Retaliation is a very dumb, and very satisfying throwback to a simpler time when American action films were as predictable as they were formulaic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2018
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
What Winchester lacks in originality its creators amply make up for in execution.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 2, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Taken in its entirety, Ant-Man and the Wasp may not be the best anything, but, like its perpetually challenged hero, it is plenty good enough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 3, 2018
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