For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simon Abrams' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Viet and Nam
Lowest review score: 0 Zookeeper
Score distribution:
854 movie reviews
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    The unexpectedly impressive nature documentary Pandas is so visually dynamic that even the most pedantic (think Neil deGrasse Tyson level) skeptics will probably not mind listening to narrator Kristen Bell — speaking for writer–co-director Drew Fellman — rattle off 43 minutes’ worth of cutesy panda trivia.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    You may not leave Sunshine Superman wanting to emulate Carl and Jean, but you will feel like you've vicariously bonded with them.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Doomsdays is winsome because it embraces its narcissistic subjects without asking viewers to forget that they've just befriended a couple of selfish dillholes.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Bitterly funny gambling comedy Mississippi Grind transcends its generic lovable-losers-on-a-bender plot by foregrounding exceptionally well-developed skid-row protagonists and weirdly charming dive-bar ambiance.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Viewers must ultimately draw their own conclusions about Chan's identity, making Chan Is Missing a classic, albeit unsolvable, brainteaser.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Come for the gory swordplay, stay for the half-serious melodrama.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    The most impressive thing about “Barbarian” is that Cregger keeps developing his twisty plot well after he sets everything up. Messing with viewers seems to be his guiding dramatic principal, from playful camerawork to unpredictable plot twists. Bless ‘im.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Yeon's patient direction and clever plot twists make Seok-woo's transformation from selfish antihero into brave caregiver consistently compelling.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    Sunada's critical distance makes Kingdom of Dreams and Madness the clear-eyed celebration that Ghibli's artists deserve.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    You may have seen parts of The Age of Shadows before, but they're rarely this well assembled.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Abrams
    An emotionally generous and expansively detailed romantic fantasy.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Faults is a richly-textured movie that concerns the weird space between thinking you know what you're doing, and actually knowing what you're doing.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Monster Hunt 2 is charming enough on a scene-to-scene basis that its success is worth noting.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    So while not everything works in Black Christmas, the stuff that does is ultimately what matters most.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Last Bullet puts a decisive capper on the previous movies’ action-intensive gearhead-cop saga, though it’s hard to say how much closure one might need from these characters. They’re charming enough thanks to a committed ensemble cast, but nothing about the movie’s by-the-numbers narcotics cops vs. dirty cops story demands further extension.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    A few heavy-handed stabs at commentary aside, “Queens of the Dead” gets by with good, flirty cheer.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    A charmingly filthy, albeit rather amateurish stab at making a macho action-hero persona out of Moore's stand-up sensibility.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    It’s time in a bottle and a pleasure to soak up.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Woo and Tjahjanto not only share a half-cynical, half-romantic view of violence but also likely some of the same influences. What sets them apart as filmmakers isn’t where or how much they’ve swiped but how well they synthesize their apparent pulp fiction love into something new and cinematic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Love may not always be enjoyable, but it leaves an abiding mark.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    In many ways, Zhang’s latest is the coldest film that he’s made in a while, though it might also be his most alluring.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    This is a sports melodrama played like a Billy Joel concert, with enough well-honed showmanship and passion to make even its cheesiest qualities seem like an unpretentious celebration of Patton’s everyman.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Yamazaki’s style, like his movie’s politics, only looks conservative when compared to his predecessors. He made a good Godzilla movie, if not a great one.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Watching The Apology, one gets the sense that Locke and her team got to tell the exact story they wanted to and on their terms. Their drama has unusual integrity since it's (mostly) not about canned answers to complex questions.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Vesper doesn’t just ask viewers to root for one more hopeless case as she struggles to triumph over adverse living conditions. Instead, it asks us to spend time with a young protagonist who thinks she’s on the verge of a breakthrough and leads us to constantly worry that she might be wrong.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    This is a film noir that is, despite some jittery, Tony Scott-esque action sequences, so cool, that you will leave it begging for a sequel.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    The Archies celebrates its protagonists’ character-defining youth by letting them be cute, doofy, and mostly self-absorbed.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    The sheer too-much-ness of Alienoid could have easily been wearying, given its many tangents and supporting characters. Thankfully, writer/director Choi Dong-hoon confirms his hitmaker reputation by balancing over-inflated set pieces with disarming screwball comedy and delightful character actor performances.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    South Korean horror-mystery hybrid The Wailing crosses that line several times, but somehow remains effectively atmospheric.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    R100 is, consequently, a comedy that tries to alienate you by suggesting that escapism is futile, all things inevitably devolve, and nothing inherently means anything.

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