Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The Mermaid will make you laugh. It doesn't matter if you don't like subtitles. It doesn't matter if you've never heard of the director. It doesn't matter if you've never seen a Chinese movie in your life. It will make you laugh. Guaranteed.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 22, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Antibirth is novel, mysterious, and sometimes even dangerous enough to suck you in if you surrender to its confrontational, avant garde style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 2, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
When it comes to broad comedies and unabashed melodramas, I’m usually not satisfied unless the moviemakers commit to exhausting whatever genre movie clichés or tropes that they’re futzing about with. The Greatest of All Time comes close enough to that ideal and on a fairly consistent basis.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 6, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
No, what's most disquieting about It Follows is the way it presents sex as neither abnormal, nor beneficial.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 13, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Eventually, this outstanding reboot’s most generic elements appear subordinate to the title character’s deranged, boyish, and sometimes romantic subjective reality.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 9, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Cave's soulful performance, shot in real-time and in extreme close-up, is that much more impressive once you realize he's playing a song for Forsyth and Pollard before he's performed it in front of a live audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
So really, what's great about "Master Z" isn't the way that its creators transcend their chosen formula, but rather how they perfect it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 12, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Strickland frequently tests viewers’ patience, but his off-putting sensibility is powerful enough to make In Fabric as mesmerizing as its subject: salesmanship as a sinister, inescapable form of hypnosis.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 5, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
A week after seeing The Wandering Earth, I'm still marveling at how good it is. I can't think of another recent computer-graphics-driven blockbuster that left me feeling this giddy because of its creators' can-do spirit and consummate attention to detail.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The premise of My Big Night is fine, but the film's execution is what really sells it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 15, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
A relentless, but emotionally well-balanced character study of Hikari (Keita Ninomiya) and his bandmates as they receive a series of transformative reality checks, and also perform post-millennial garage rock that sounds like a cross between post-shoegaze emo rock and video-game-style chiptunes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 10, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Fessenden’s prickly sense of humanism makes a considerable difference in Depraved, his engrossing take on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, and maybe his best movie to date.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The Witch, a feminist narrative that focuses on an American colonial family as they undergo what seems to be an otherworldly curse, is more like a sermon.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The sprawling scope of The Traitor is a big part of its dryly funny (though never in a ha-ha kind of way) appeal, and that takes some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 31, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The corridors of power are narrow and spider-vein-thin in Full River Red but still well-traveled and precisely navigated by Zhang and his well-synchronized collaborators.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 17, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Bonello knows exactly when he's said just enough, and that makes the experience of watching Nocturama more engaging.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 11, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
My Golden Days exists simultaneously within and outside of its characters' headspace, a testament to Deplechin's powers of imaginative sensitivity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 18, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
With his rich coming-of-age drama The Hand of God, Italian filmmaker Paolo Sorrentino not only courts, but squashes comparisons to formative maestro Federico Fellini.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 3, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
So while Cheatin' does have a narrative spine, it's most entertaining when it's hardest to pin down.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 3, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Something like a trippy grindhouse homage whose familiar images are refracted through a prism of blacklight posters, Jodorowsky films, and even Rob Zombie's grungy psychotropic sensibility.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 15, 2012
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- Simon Abrams
What “How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies” lacks in subtlety, it more than compensates for in its range of feeling and the surprising depth of its feel-good reassurances.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Body feels downright old-fashioned: a thriller with tension that doesn't stem from gore, jump scares, or other cheap shock tactics, but rather a creeping dread that grows with each red herring, and slow-burn plot twist.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 11, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
I found myself captivated by The Devil's Candy because of how well Embry conveys his character's angst-y struggle to understand himself.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 17, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Others may find In My Room to be a small gem thanks to Köhler’s eye for small details. He’s a keen image-maker; Armin’s story also resonates thanks to Köhler’s ear for naturalistic dialogue and novelistic detail, both of which serve the movie’s episodic narrative.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 11, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
It’s just over 90 minutes long, but Streetwise still feels like an epic poem, shrunken down and sparingly polished for maximum effect.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 21, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
In his impressive debut feature, writer/director Jason Yu strikes a fine balance between character-driven and high-concept horror.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 26, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
It's a stylish and modern action movie that also features some of the year's most satisfying fight choreography and action filmmaking.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 8, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The resulting episodic narrative is light on dialogue and heavy on ambiance; it's precise to an unsettling degree since a number of scenes start and stop whenever Lizzy can feel her way in and out of them.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 5, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
A Finnish ensemble comedy about a wannabe black metal band, is probably the only film you'll see this year with a crowd-surfing corpse. Don't let the last part of that sentence dissuade you from seeing Heavy Trip: it's a real crowdpleaser.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 5, 2018
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 1, 2022
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