For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simon Abrams' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Viet and Nam
Lowest review score: 0 Zookeeper
Score distribution:
854 movie reviews
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    There’s a great—or maybe just better—drama somewhere in the pre-WWII Japanese period drama Wife of a Spy, a low-simmering psychological thriller about Satoko Fukahara (Yu Aoi) and her mysterious husband Yusaku (Issey Takahashi).
    • 81 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    The climax of Godland feels conclusive in ways that the rest of Pálmason’s mystery play does not, making one wish that there was an extra hour or two between its beginning and the very end.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    I want to recommend Nelson's film in spite of how misconceived it is simply because it asks interesting questions, albeit in some of the most banal ways imaginable.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    There are a lot of promising ideas here, but none are developed so much that this remake feels essential.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Blackout is nothing new, or even essential, but it mostly works anyway thanks to Fessenden and his cast’s impressive collaboration.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Novel enough to be worth the price of admission, but you'll think twice before getting back in line for a second visit.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    An ambitious black comedy that never goes far enough.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    For the most part, the new “Bad Genius” doesn’t enhance more than it adds to its source material. It’s still a better-than-average redo, if only because it doesn’t break what never really needed fixing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    It’s nice to see that the Muscles from Brussels is not only self-aware, but also sharp enough whenever he has to take a baby step or two beyond his own shadow.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Siva rarely challenges his charming ensemble cast to step outside of their comfort zones, but he and his collaborators still deliver a lot of what you might want from an action-musical about a pack of murderous, but righteous pirates.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    The Bluff exemplifies a very enjoyable type of nostalgia-bait, even if it’s never as good as its elevator pitch.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Basically watchable.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Sure, Mortal Kombat II has enough fight scenes and gore to deliver exactly what fans of the games expect from these movies. Then again, the makers of this new franchise-booster don’t seem to know how to fill the rest of their movie’s 116-minute runtime. They tie up loose ends from the last movie whenever they’re not nudging their new protagonists through the motions of another patchwork action-fantasy that’s too hip to be sincere and too hacky to be moving.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    A general lack of urgency are the main things holding Get Duked! back from being as good as it is promising.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Thor: The Dark World's characters are often very charming, but they're only so much fun when they're stuck going through the motions.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    The action filmmaking, from interstitial chases to fight choreography, looks good, and so does the monster and its practically-effected victims.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    You have to take the bad with the good here: Green Room may be too schematic to fully capture the essence of its characters' groddy milieu, but it's also economically paced, and gorgeous.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Instead of relishing the specific details of this story, you wind up enjoying its familiar pleasures and then maybe its creators’ proficient execution.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    So while Enid’s investigation never goes anywhere noteworthy, Censor still fosters an increasingly desperate, anxiety-inducing effect.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Claire's Camera is, like many of Hong's best comedies before it, amusing without necessarily being laugh-out-loud funny.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Hardcore Henry is like a good roller-coaster in that it does not require a complex reason to be: it's there, it's fun, you ride it, and that's about it.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    The good news barely outweighs the bad in Dracula Untold, a lightweight war-adventure that is ultimately stranger and more enticing when it remembers it's also a horror film.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Writer/director Chad Archibald still shows some promise here, especially whenever he lets his actors, cinematographer, makeup, creature, and production designer sell what is, at heart, a generic possession story. He thankfully does this often enough to keep the plot’s familiar and slowly dispensed beats from feeling too rote.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Customs Frontline is not quite as thrilling or as relentless as Yau’s other recent successes—particularly “Moscow Mission” and “Raid on the Lethal Zone”—but it still delivers more twists and surprises than you might expect from this tip of sudsy, formulaic cop drama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    I've never participated in Blackout, but based on The Blackout Experiments, I can tell you that it's an intense, aggressively confrontational and deeply disturbing recreational experience.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Fans of cheap thrills and cheesy B-movies are sure to be frustrated by The Requin, a new shark pic that waits about an hour before introducing major carnivorous fish action. That alone might turn off viewers since The Requin only lasts about 89 minutes, and most of the movie plays out like a soapy two-hander about survivor’s guilt.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Really, whatever you do, don't watch "The Last Key" without the emotional support of a buddy who can confirm that you're not just imagining this: these movies are still getting incrementally better.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Visually splendid, but generically flat-footed, Song of the Sea is an animated fantasy that comes close to greatness, but is rarely as clever as it is comforting.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    For me, One Cut of the Dead is good enough. It sometimes surprised me while I waited for a payoff that Ueda basically delivered, even if he and his collaborators never made me involuntarily leave my seat.

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